Yokai Edible Guide

"Yo?" Peng Yu climbed onto the bed, his eyes curled up, "If you say that... I'll take it as you calling me handsome."

"……as long as you are happy."

So Boss Peng really fell asleep happily, and sent a message to Hu Bai early the next morning, asking her to invite Xu Bing to come to the inn as a guest. Back to him: "Okay, okay."

Peng Yu: "..."

Fox people really don't pay attention.

Under Peng Yu's "gracious" invitation, the fox monster and the monster collector who disliked each other temporarily turned their fighting into jade silk and rushed towards the common goal.However, Peng Yu forgot that one of the two was so poor that he could only live at the train station, and the other had to buy a small villa by cheating on his marriage, and he didn't reimburse them for travel expenses. As a result, the two of them rolled into the inn almost by "climbing". Dirty and disheveled.

Li Yize was coming down the stairs with a bun in his mouth. When he saw these two people, his eyes widened. He asked Xu Bing, "Did you come here on a fox?"

Xu Bing climbed up from the steps at the entrance of the inn, and with difficulty broke into a smile that was uglier than crying, and tremblingly gave him a thumbs up: "Lord Dragon King has good eyesight."

"Well," Li Yize cracked a corner of the bun, took out the shrimp inside and ate it first, stuffed the rest of the mouthful, his cheeks puffed up, and said vaguely, "No, Longhang, Xie gone."

Xu Bing obviously didn't understand: "What?"

"He said, 'It's not the Dragon King, he's resigned'." Peng Yu looked at the demon collector who seemed to have just rolled in the mud with a disgusted face, "You ride a fox and you ride a fox. How can you achieve such a virtue?"

Xu Bing pointed at Hu Bai angrily: "It's all her fault for running too fast! I fell off her back 23 times during this journey! Look at my elbows, my corrugated caps..."

"You pull it down!" Hu Bai shook his hair, shaking all the dirt in Boss Peng's inn, "It's obvious that you are too heavy! Auntie, I am a well-known 'car skill' recognized by the fox clan, and I have driven more than two hundred cars I have never missed a hand in the past year. Besides, we haven't settled the old and new enmity between the two of us. It would be nice if I could bring you here, but you still choose!"

Peng Yu frowned when he saw that soil, quickly stepped aside, and blocked his nose with a finger: "Qianyue, come, come, come, it's time to test you, let me sweep out how these two got in and how they got out!" .”

"Don't bother." Li Yize raised his hand, and a gust of wind blew up on the ground, throwing Hubai directly out of the inn, hitting Xu Bing in the face, and the two "rolled" down the steps in a group, "It's clean."

Peng Yu: "..."

The [-]-year-old dragon is indeed not easy to mess with.

Boss Peng quickly smoothed things over: "Harmony makes money, and harmony makes money."

As he said, he gently grabbed a certain dragon by the tail, pulled back Li Yize who was about to flee, and whispered in his ear: "Don't go, that buddy got off the plane immediately last night, in case this The two are really done, you still have to draw a 'deed'."

Unmoved, Li Yize pulled back his tail and was about to leave. Peng Yu immediately used his trump card: "I still have a few jars of old daughter red."

Li Yize's footsteps stopped instantly. He turned his head and looked at Peng Yu, as if he had accepted his "sincere" eyes, and slowly retracted his feet: "Okay."

After he finished speaking, he walked into the kitchen where there was no fire for thousands of years, shaved a "wine-flavored popsicle" from the refrigerator, sat on the sofa and gnawed slowly, the little black dragon came out from nowhere, flew to his shoulder and poked his head to smell it. He smelled it, and stuck out his tongue to lick it again.

As a result, my tongue stuck to the popsicle and I couldn't get it off.

Li Yize said "really stupid" very contemptuously, and squeezed it off the popsicle without mercy. The little black dragon wailed in pain, and flew to Qianyue, who was "the best bully", to seek comfort.

The two people who had been forgotten outside the inn looked at each other, and wandered in dispiritedly again. They were dispatched by Peng Yu to clean themselves up. When Xu Bing came out, he saw the "number one profiteer" holding a long list. There is an abacus in hand.

Peng Yu beckoned to him to signal him to come over, and turned the beads up and down against the list: "It costs 200 yuan to stay here for one day and one night, and I promised you a total of 35 monsters, of which the 'Bingyin' room is in arrears." Three years and six months, 365 days a year and a leap year, a total of 1277 days, a total of 255400 yuan. "Wuchen" room is in arrears for two months a year, a total of 426 days, a total of 85200 yuan. "Gengwu" room is in arrears The rent is nine months and ten days, a total of..."

Boss Peng's hands turning the abacus are really pleasing to the eye, and the sound of the beads colliding is also called clear and sweet, but to Xu Bing, the "big guy", it sounds like a sinister and life-threatening sound, and he swallowed with difficulty. After spitting, her legs began to weaken: "This...what is this for?"

Peng Yu turned a deaf ear and dialed out a long list on his own: "...a total of 1991600 yuan, plus 3888 yuan for a pot demon, 2888 yuan for a goo spirit, and 5888 yuan for a snake spirit... No, no The disease is 2004264 yuan... Well, the total is 200 yuan, I will give you a small change, just give me [-] million. "

Xu Bing knelt directly on the ground: "No, no, I accept the monster, I don't buy the monster!"

"Huh?" Peng Yu shook his abacus pretending to be surprised, and all the beads returned to their places with a "crash", "Strange, what year has it been, do you think there is such a good job as 'getting monsters for free' in the world? Don't you help me?" How could they go with you if they advanced the house money?"

Xu Bing was trembling, wanting to cry but without tears: "But I... really have no money."

"It's only 200 million yuan, and you can't even buy a leg of a small villa." Peng Yu put his shoulders on his shoulders with a "loving" face, "It doesn't matter if you can't afford it, we support installment payment here, just like our shop If there is a shortage of errands, you can also work for me, with a monthly salary of 2000 yuan, and if it is 200 million, it will be 83 months... or [-] years."

Qian Yue couldn't help shaking his hands when he heard this-this rounding up means "dry to death".

Xu Bing's face turned pale, and he asked profusely with sweat, "This demon... can I stop?"

"No problem," Peng Yu pressed the list on the counter with an abacus, "Let me do the math for you. You are still short of 107 monsters. Today is September No. 20, and there are 102 days before the end of the year. On average, you get Take 1.05 monsters, if you think it can be done, then I won't get involved."

Xu Bing grabbed his leg tremblingly: "Don't... Daxian, I'll think about it again."

Li Yize had already gnawed down the popsicle to nothing but a stick during their settlement, when he suddenly saw a figure appearing outside the door, his eyes lit up immediately: "'Daughter Hong' is here."