Yokai Edible Guide

"This..." Qian Yue thought about it seriously, "It seems that he has been drinking since you left, maybe a dozen cups? Later, you were still drinking when you came back, so... it seems that he really drank a lot."

Peng Yu was silent for a moment, then looked at Xu Bing again: "How long will it take to sleep after drinking so much?"

"Maybe it's going to be at night..." Xu Bing shivered and took a step back, "There is really no antidote, and I can't help it."

Peng Yu had no choice but to twitch his brows lightly, leaned over to pick up a certain drunken dragon, and pointed at Xu Bing: "You, come with me."

Qian Yue quickly pulled the little black dragon and Huang Dou into his arms, and followed his boss closely, while Xu Bing followed closely behind.Peng Yu carried the dragon back to the side of the sports car, opened the back door first and stuffed him into the car. As a result, a certain dragon's scraggly horns were really in the way, and it knocked on the car door without paying attention.

Li Yize seemed to be in pain from being knocked, and he let out an unconscious "uh", and frowned slightly. Peng Yu's expression instantly became more painful than knocking him, and he quickly reached out to rub him, and even blew.

Xu Bing watched from the side, and said very bravely: "Aren't dragons... all rough-skinned and thick-skinned? Are you afraid of being knocked?"

Peng Yu squinted his eyes, and his favorability for this demon collector dropped by another fifty percent. He originally wanted to take him back to the inn, but now he completely dismissed the idea.He settled Li Yize in the car, and took out a business card from his pocket: "Find me within three days, or you will automatically abstain."

Xu Bing quickly took it: "No. 66, Chaomu Street, Xianzhou...Xianzhou? What a coincidence! It just so happens that my second senior brother is also there."

"Huh?" Peng Yu looked at him suspiciously, "Isn't the demon recruiter a single pass, why do you still have a senior brother?"

Xu Bing scratched the back of his head: "It's a single pass, and only I will be the next demon collector, but my master likes to recruit apprentices, and my two senior brothers are not human, but demons."

Peng Yu said "Oh" and greeted Qian Yue as the co-driver. He leaned on the side of the car and chatted with him: "Then what is your second senior brother's name? What kind of monster is it? Maybe I have seen him before."

Xu Bing: "It's called Huang Yi, and he's... a weasel."

Peng Yu: "..."

Xu Bing: "He only went to Xianzhou in the past two months. He said that there are many monsters there and he will not be excluded. He is very good and can tell fortunes. It is said that he set up a fortune-telling booth in Xianzhou and pretended to be an old fortune-teller. , divination and fortune-telling for people."

Peng Yu tried his best to keep his face expressionless, and turned his eyes away: "Oh..."

"Master doesn't care about us. We can only go out to earn money by ourselves. It's not easy for the second senior brother. I borrowed 100 yuan from him for the travel expenses and haven't paid it back." Xu Bing said, stepped forward and grabbed Peng Yu's arm, "Daxian, if you meet my second senior brother, can you... take care of him more?"

Peng Yu: "..."

Boss Peng stared at this new-age monster collector inexplicably, and couldn't bear to tell him, "Your second senior brother has been deported by me." Suddenly, he approached mysteriously, lowered his voice and changed the subject: "I'm asking you, Your master, his old man... how's his eyes?"

"Eyes?" Xu Bing was stunned for a moment, and said strangely, "It's very good... But he has a problem, he likes to cover his eyes with a white cloth, saying that he looks more handsome."

Peng Yu: "..."

I understand, it turns out that "being poor" and "pretending to be blind" are the traditions of their school.

Peng Yu got into the car, poured a piece of gum into his mouth, chewed it, and glanced at the rear seat through the rearview mirror - the sports car didn't have much space, and Li Yize could only curl his legs, looking aggrieved.

Peng Yu stretched out his hand and gestured "three" to Xu Bing, then said "See you later", turned the steering wheel and drove the car out of the parking lot, heading towards Xianzhou.

Qianyue looked at the constantly receding scenery outside the car window, and soon began to feel drowsy, and her head dozed off bit by bit. She squatted a soybean on one shoulder, and a little black dragon on the other shoulder, all of them fell asleep. Zhengxiang, if you listen carefully, you can still hear someone's snoring.

The people in the car were all asleep, so Peng Yu had no choice but to shut up quietly. When the car drove back to the entrance of the inn, it was already completely dark, and there was a rustling sound from the back seat, and he was drunk for a long time. Li Yize finally woke up in a daze. He climbed up from the seat in a daze: "Where is this?"

"Got home."

Peng Yu pushed Qian Yue awake, and got out of the car to help Li Yize out. The latter probably hadn't fully sobered up yet, and his figure was shaking a little. He walked unsteadily to the door of the inn, and sniffled first through the crack of the door. : "The smell of wine."

Peng Yu's eyelids twitched, and as soon as he opened the door, he saw several pairs of eyes in the inn turned to him—the monsters who came out to steal drinks while the boss was away were silent, and kept pushing glasses to change.

"You guys..." Peng Yu propped his forehead with a headache, then took a deep breath, and burst into an earth-shattering shout, "Fucking stole some jars of good wine from me again!"

The demons were so frightened that they shuddered and rolled upstairs, with Peng Yu chasing after him: "I'll sell you all tomorrow!"

Li Yize searched for the smell of wine in the room, and his long eyes squinted in enjoyment, and he wanted to move closer, but was pulled back by Peng Yu: "Don't drink you!"

Peng Yu hurriedly pushed him to the attic, and at the same time said: "Qianyue, clean up here, quick!"

Li Yize snorted twice, very dissatisfied with being pushed away by him, and he did not forget to tell: "Leave me two jars..."

Peng Yu dragged him directly into the bathroom, and let out a long sigh of relief: "Put away your dragon horns and tail."

"Well," Li Yize closed his eyes, then opened them again, his expression became a little strange, "It seems... I can't take it back."

Peng Yu: "..."

"I'll try again." Li Yize tried several times, but still failed, the dragon's horn was still on the top of his head, and his tail was swaying back and forth, "... Forget it."

Peng Yu looked at him helplessly: "Your 5000 years of cultivation are all for nothing? It's okay to be knocked down by red wine, but you can't even turn back into a human body. There are so many demons present, why are you the only one who got tricked? "

Li Yize seemed to have woken up completely, hooked his long eyes, leaned into the ear of the other party, imitating someone's tone and said, "Because I am special."

After he finished speaking, he drew back, snapped his fingers to lose his clothes, and turned on the shower with his tail.

Peng Yuping took his teasing in vain, raised his eyebrows uncontrollably, took off his clothes and threw them aside, took off the fingerless glove on his left hand, and deliberately rubbed the scar on his waist against his waist: "I found Now, you are only more lively after drinking, or I will feed you some every day from now on?"

Li Yize rubbed his wet tail hair on the opponent's thigh, and said softly, "All comers are welcome."