Salted fish's N leader small vest

Is this a tantrum?Say you don't know her, cover your face with a pillow, pretend you didn't see her, and want to smother yourself to death?

The most difficult person to see through.

"Telepathy" has no effect on Osamu Dazai, and Saiki Kana can't hear his inner voice.But even if it worked, she wouldn't believe his whole heart.

Walking to the sofa, she pinched the corner of the pillow, and easily pulled out the pillow that couldn't cover Osamu Dazai.

It was too easy because Osamu Dazai didn't relax.

Condescending, Saiki Kana watched Dazai Osamu turn around slowly, and the moment he saw her, his eyes lit up.

As if to prove the "I don't know" that he said before, Osamu Dazai got up from the sofa as if he was meeting Saiki Kana for the first time, with her most familiar expression on his face, and then half-kneeled in front of her , held her hand.

"Ah~ beautiful lady~ are you willing to die for love with me?"

Without hesitation, Saiki Kana replied: "Okay, it's better to hit the sun than to choose the day, how about now?"

Everyone in the detective agency: dumbfounded!

This is the first person who promised Osamu Dazai to die in love with him!

However, what made them even more dumbfounded was that the two actually had a serious discussion about martyrdom.

Osamu Dazai kissed the back of Saiki Kana's hand lightly, and replied: "Okay, beautiful lady, as you wish."

He slowly raised his head, looked at Saiki Kana, and issued a clear invitation: "Then let's go to the tall buildings in the city center and jump off the building now."

High rises in the city center?Port Mafia's office?

It's no fun doing things for yourself.

Saiki Kana shook his head to show his refusal, and at the same time opened his small bag, looking for the gift he wanted to give to Dazai Osamu, the "One Hundred and Eight Styles of Die Love".

No one noticed that the moment Saiki Kana shook his head, the light in Dazai Osamu's eyes also disappeared.It wasn't until she looked at him again that his eyes returned to the original.

"Look, the gift I prepared for you." Saiki Kana excitedly opened the small book and put it in front of Osamu Dazai, "All the stories here are touching and beautiful. Take a look, which one do you like? Shall we try it?"

The onlookers were speechless for a while: This is the first time I heard the saying that there is still a test to die for love...

Osamu Dazai became interested, took the "One Hundred and Eight Styles of Sacrifice for Love", and lay down on the sofa to watch it with relish.

After poring over the first few pages, though, he suddenly turned the pages faster.Within a few minutes, I flipped through the entire book.

"How is it?" Saiki Kana asked while squatting at the end of the sofa.

Osamu Dazai casually threw "One Hundred and Eight Styles of Sacrifice for Love" on the sofa, looked at Saiki Kana with his hands on his cheeks and said, "Beautiful lady ~ let's jump off the building."

"Go to the tall buildings in the city center." He emphasized again.

Saiki Kana: "..."

So why are you so obsessed with jumping off buildings?Want to jump to the entrance of Port Mafia?

She didn't respond anymore, just looked at him.

And Osamu Dazai was the same, smiling and looking back at her.

The two just looked at each other like this, showing off their cuteness face to face, as if they were waiting for each other to be defeated by being cute.

Atsushi Nakajima tugged Edogawa Ranpo's sleeve, and asked in a low voice, "Mr. Ranpo, they won't really die for love, will they?"

Edogawa Ranbu glanced at him, and kindly replied: "It's called martyrdom between lovers."

"Ah, that's it, that's how it is." Atsushi Nakajima suddenly realized.

But after thinking about it again, he realized that his question didn't seem to have been answered at all.

Sad people.

He looked at the others and found that they, like Mr. Ranpo, were not in a hurry.

more worried.

I don't know where Mr. Kunikida has gone. If he were here, he would be able to deal with this matter, right?

He was anxious, but could only watch helplessly.

After a long time, he finally heard Osamu Dazai speak first: "Since little Kana is unwilling, then forget it."

call--

The little tiger finally breathed a sigh of relief.

·

The murder case is over, and the Kunikida Doppo that Atsushi Nakajima is looking for is long overdue.

He came back with a notebook and asked, "Who wants to accept the commission about the theft of diamonds just now?"

Saiki Kana was still propping her chin on the armrest of the sofa with both hands, as if she didn't hear it.

She's just a weak little vase secretary, so what's the matter with her?

Just as Tanizaki Junichiro was about to speak, Tanizaki Naomi covered his mouth.I don't know what Tanizaki Naomi said in his ear, but his whole face suddenly turned red, and he was speechless.

Others are also less interested.

Atsushi Nakajima wanted to pick it up, but he saw that the seniors were silent, and thinking about his own ability, he pushed back his eagerness.

He is just a jobless vagrant who was fortunate enough to be picked up by Mr. Dazai, as long as he can be a bag-carrying boy, he is already very satisfied.

Inside the detective agency, it was once again silent.

Miyazawa Kenji was about to say that he would come if no one answered—he was also good at finding things anyway—when Kunikida Doppo called his name.

"Dazai! You go!"

"No." Dazai Osamu resolutely refused, and turned around to give Kunikida Doppo a back.

Kunikida Doppo didn't force it, and turned to look at Edogawa Ranpo.

Edogawa Ranpo: "Look at me | Why? I won't go if it's not a murder case."

How can he be overqualified for such a commission of finding things, and let him, a famous detective, go?

"Okay." Of course Kunikida Doppo would not force Edogawa Ranpo, he looked at Saiki Kana again, and said, "Miss Saiki, the president asked you to take this commission, since no one is willing to accompany you, Then let me accompany you tomorrow."

Saiki Kana: "..."

Regarding Kunikida Doppo's "understanding" decision, there were three people present who expressed their opposition.

Saiki Kana looked at Kunikida Doppo, pouted and said, "Ah~ Kunikida-kun~ I'm not a detective~"

Kunikida Doppo frowned, feeling a bad premonition.

Then he heard Saiki Kana say again: "He's just the president's secretary, do you understand? It's that kind of ~little secretary~"

Kunikida Doppo: "???"

Is it possible to say such words in such a straight-faced manner?

But thinking of Fukuzawa Yukichi's reaction, he couldn't help thinking about the deep meaning of Saiki Kana's words.

——Is the president really...

He almost believed it, and even thought about how he should treat this lady secretary next.

Saiki Kana squinted at him, still smiling sweetly.

Kunikida Mama丨So easy to deceive.

She tilted her head and said, "Kunikida-kun, what are you thinking about!"

"I mean, I'm just a useless vase, don't look for me if you have nothing to do, and don't look for me if you have something to do~" The voice was as lazy as a kitten.

The previous sentence was false, but this sentence is true.When she came to this world this time, she just wanted to be a salted fish.If you don't cause trouble, the chance of being discovered by your second brother will be infinitely reduced!

Kunikida Doppo: "???"

For a moment, he didn't know which of Saiki Kana's two sentences was more excessive.Can this kind of thing be said so confidently?

He suddenly felt that the notebook he had just received was no longer fragrant.The detective agency seems to have another guy who is as troublesome as Osamu Dazai!

If he had come one step earlier and heard the conversation between these two people about dying in love, he could have decisively removed that "seem".

The detective agency is just another guy who is as troublesome as Osamu Dazai.

Silence.

But after all, he is a serious and responsible person, Kunikida Doppo collected his thoughts and said solemnly: "Miss Saiki, this is an entrustment from the president, and the president said that he cannot refuse."

He finally knew why the president added this sentence.

After hearing this, Saiki Kana looked unhappy, and lowered his head to rest his forehead on the armrest of the sofa.He put the pillow on his head again, trying to escape reality with the pillow like Dazai Osamu.

She's just a salted fish, she doesn't even have the desire to stand up, wouldn't it be good to let her be a vase?

Hey——

"Ok."

On the other hand, Edogawa Ranpo and Dazai Osamu also have different ideas.

After Qi Mukana compromised, the two said in unison: "Then I will go too."

They looked excited, as if they were not the ones who refused decisively just now.

Before Kunikida Doppo could open his mouth, the two started fighting.

Osamu Dazai: "Mr. Ranpo~ How can a small theft case bother you?"

Edogawa Ranpo answered immediately: "Diamonds worth hundreds of billions, even famous detectives can be interested, you don't understand."

Atsushi Nakajima applauded silently in his heart: As expected of Mr. Ranpo, he actually knew the information about the diamond before checking the information.

However, in the next second, the applause in his heart stopped.

Osamu Dazai said, "Oh? I don't understand? Are you sure... I don't understand?"

Edogawa Ranpo looked at Dazai Osamu, and suddenly stopped talking.

Atsushi Nakajima looked confused, he just didn't understand, how could Mr. Ranpo lose on the topic of famous detective?

Kunikida Doppo asked, "So, Dazai, are you going?"

"Of course~" Dazai Osamu blinked at Kunikida Doppo, "I'll do it, don't worry."

No, he wasn't worried at all.

If the president hadn't advised him to ask Dazai Osamu and Edogawa Ranpo, he wouldn't have asked them how they were doing.

In short, this commission fell on Saiki Kana and Dazai Osamu.

Kunikida Doppo flipped through his notebook, and said, "Dazai! Miss Saiki, I have one more thing to tell you."

"Yeah!" Osamu Dazai sat obediently, nodding seriously.

Kunikida Doppo was relieved for a while. He ignored Saiki Kana who was still pretending to be an ostrich, and said: "Just received a secret report that the leader behind the port Mafia has returned. When you are looking for diamonds, you just happened to inquire about the information."

Saiki Kana looked confused: It's too difficult for me.What is the operation of investigating yourself?

Kunikida Doppo still believes in Osamu Dazai's professional ability.As for the lady secretary who claimed to be a waste vase, he ignored it for the time being.

But when he looked up, he saw the strange expression of a certain vase secretary.

"Miss Qi Mu? What's wrong?" Do you have any objections to the extra task he mentioned?

"No... just..."

Saiki Kana squinted her eyes, and was overtaken by Edogawa Ranpo.

"Kunikida, is this what the president meant?"

Kunikida looked towards Edogawa Ranpo, and found that his expression was similar to Saiki Kana's, which was also very strange.

What's going on here?Did he just say something wrong?

"Mr. Ranpo," he replied earnestly, "The president didn't ask much, but we should investigate this matter, right?"

That is the behind-the-scenes leader of the port Mafia. As members of the Armed Detective Agency, shouldn't they consciously collect information in this regard?

"You...forget it, it's..."

Edogawa Ranpo stopped talking, picked up the safe and returned to his seat, looking for happiness from snacks.

Kunikida Doppo: "???"

Does Mr. Ranpo have something to say?

Just when he was confused, he heard Osamu Dazai's low laughter again.

"Too! Zai!" He turned to look at him, "Do you have any comments?"

This attitude is very different.

Osamu Dazai was wronged for a while: "Kunikida-kun~ I want to tell you that we will definitely complete the task!"

Kunikida Dobubu: "..."

If you say that, he won't believe it.

Although it was dusk, Osamu Dazai was full of energy. He pulled Saiki Kana up and said, "Beautiful lady ~ shall we set off now?"

Osamu Dazai, who loves passive sabotage, is so abnormal that even Kenji Miyazawa can see something is wrong.

However, without waiting for others to question, he dragged Qi Mukana and rushed out.