Handbook of Nonhuman Research

At eight o'clock on Saturday morning, the well-dressed Zhao Wugou and Yan Jun had just walked to the elevator entrance with black and white impermanence, and the little white snake cheerfully came up with the microphone rolled up, and there were two bows on its round head. Journalist ID.

Two meters behind it was a cow demon carrying a camera, and a cat demon acting as a choreographer, who seemed too timid to approach.

"Your Majesty, the readers of Shanhai Annual Report and the audience of Shanhai TV adore you and Yan Jun very much, and want to know about your daily life with Yan Jun very much. Today happens to be the weekend. Could you please allow us to follow up and interview for a day to satisfy readers and fans Are you looking forward to it?" Little White Snake raised the microphone in front of Zhao Wugou.

Zhao Wugou looked at the press cards of "Shanhai TV" and "Shanhai Annual Report" written on the top of its head, "Are you working again? Wu Yi's performing arts company can't survive?"

He clearly remembered that a few days ago, when Wu Yi came down for a routine dinner, he said that he thought he was very talented during the day, and he had already signed him to be an artist, but why did this little guy start something else in a blink of an eye.

"No, the boss paid me a very high salary." Little White Snake shook his head seriously, "I just came out to work while I was on vacation."

The houses in the center of Beijing are too expensive, and it has to work hard to grab every penny.After all, because no one dared to accept this temporary interview job, the salary was ten times higher than before.

Zhao Wugou: ……………

"Your Honor, can you let us follow up and interview for a day?" Bai Tian eagerly blinked his eyes.

Zhao Wugou turned his head to look at Yan Jun. Seeing that the other party had no intention of objecting, he sighed softly, "You can follow, but we can't disturb our normal schedule. Some parts that involve confidentiality may not be allowed to be filmed."

The little white snake immediately nodded cheerfully, "Don't worry, we will never disturb your normal schedule."

After calling his partner to step into the elevator behind Zhao Wugou, Yan Jun, and Black and White Wuchang, the little white snake immediately dutifully took the time to raise the microphone, "Your Majesty, it's only eight o'clock in the morning. May I ask where you plan to go?"

"Go to the Public Security Bureau, I have an appointment for a consultation at 08:30." Zhao Wugou stretched out his hand to straighten his tie knot, seeing a microphone and a camera in front of him, he was a little uncomfortable.After a pause, he replied on behalf of the three people next to him, "They're going to a meeting."

"Do you not rest on weekends?" Little White Snake asked in surprise.

Bai Wuchang brushed off the folds of his cuffs, and raised the corners of his lips angrily, "Is reincarnation and death forbidden on weekends?"

During the day, he shook his head blankly.

Bai Wuchang shrugged his shoulders, "So, the office in the underworld operates 360 days a year, [-] hours a year."

"It seems that the work of Mr. Judge, Mr. Yan Jun and Mr. Wuchang is much busier than we imagined." Tian Tian concluded to the camera.

Bai Wuchang leaned over and said to the camera, "If you are interested, you are welcome to apply for the civil servant examination of the local government and share our pressure."

"My lord, our program is broadcast in the Three Realms. Most of the monsters watching are 'live'." Tian Tian quietly reminded.

Bai Wuchang nodded indifferently, "It's okay, they will come to the underworld sooner or later."

daytime:………………

After stepping into Yan Jun's Rolls-Royce, the little white snake took a stack of cards from the director of the cat demon, "Your Majesty, we have collected a few questions that everyone wants to know most in advance, can you please answer them?" ?”

Zhao Wugou put down the hand that was about to reach out to the little cake, "I will try my best."

"If your lord judge wanted to keep a pet, would you choose to keep a cat or a dog?" Bai Tian turned out the top card.It flicked its tail unhappily, why do you have cats and dogs, aren't snakes cute?

Zhao Wugou thought for a while about the representative of the cat family who lived upstairs—Bai Ze, who basically slept except for work, and the representative of the dog family, a certain fox who was always energetic and prodigal, and shook his head politely, "I am temporarily No time to take care of pets."

The little white snake flicked its tail happily, and turned out the card below, "Your Honor, how do you keep your emotions stable and not angry?"

Zhao Wugou shook his head, "No, I also get angry and depressed sometimes, this is a normal reaction."

"Then how did you relieve it?" Bai Bai asked curiously.

Zhao Wugou silently glanced at Yan Jun, "I usually go to exercise vigorously by myself, or eat a big meal to stimulate the secretion of endorphins in the body and increase the sense of pleasure. The people around you vent their emotions and it’s over.”

As for who the person next to him was, it was self-evident.

Although I don't quite understand what endorphins are, I still try my best to show an expression of approval during the day, "My lord, as one of the three annual dream lovers in the Three Realms, everyone really wants to know, who is your dream lover? Or your favorite one?" So can stars."

Zhao Wugou: ……………

What the hell are the three dream lovers?

Yan Jun, who was flipping through the documents, paused for a moment, waiting for Zhao Wugou's answer calmly.

Even Black and White Impermanence showed a look of gossip.

"No." Zhao Wugou resolutely avoided the lightning.Saying Yan Jun is too hypocritical in front of the audience of the Three Realms, talking about others, and mentioning whoever died, this is a complete proposition.

Little White Snake originally wanted to ask more questions, but seeing Zhao Wugou's expression on the edge of his mouth, he suddenly felt a crisis in his heart, and immediately read the next card, "My lord, what do you think is the biggest problem in life?"

Zhao Wugou was silent for a few seconds, "Education. Being a perfect father is too difficult."

A little bun who was practicing calligraphy in the underworld suddenly sneezed with a brush.

It was too far away from the topic of 'father', and the little white snake couldn't find any suitable direction to ask, so he silently took out the next card in his hand, "My lord, what do you think of the question of 'good people don't live long, but evils last a thousand years'? "

After listening to the question, Bai Wuchang, who was holding a cup of milk tea, smiled, and said first, "There are so many things in the underworld that need to be busy. Of course, those who can do things should come back early. As for those who can't help, of course, the longer they stay in the human world, the better." good."

The little white snake suddenly realized that this was the case.

He still has to ask another question, Zhao Wugou pointed to the outside regretfully, "It's here."

Zhao Wugou's working schedule is very tight, and he has been busy since entering the office.During the day, I obediently took a few material shots with the photographer next to me, not daring to disturb.

It wasn't until lunch time that Zhao Wugou had some free time.

He asked Dan Ke to order takeaway from Ding Mao's house, and invited him to have lunch with the photographer during the day.

"Is the food that adults usually eat so luxurious, even dessert?" Looking at the table full of bento boxes and exquisite snacks during the day, his eyes sparkled with excitement.

"Sweets can increase the secretion of dopamine and endorphins, increase the sense of pleasure, and relieve fatigue and stress." Zhao Wugou prepared a book for his "little hobby" in a serious manner.

During the day, he nodded half-understood, such an exquisite dim sum really looked very happy.

As soon as Zhao Wugou finished speaking, the phone vibrated. It turned out to be a message from Zhao's mother. She wanted to buy a skirt, but she was hesitant to buy a long or short skirt, so she sent a picture to ask her son for advice.

Immediately afterwards, there was the 'homework' sent by Little Hades, a few 'big characters' that were completed this morning.

Zhao Wugou went back while eating, first told Zhao's mother, "Adults don't make a choice, buy both, and I will pay." 'He replied to Xiao Baozi again, circled a few places where the writing power is not enough and needs to be strengthened.

"How does your lord spend his usual lunch time?" During the day, he caught sight of the topic reminder that the director of the cat monster typed on his mobile phone, and asked.

"Actually, my life is similar to everyone else's. I spend most of my time in the office. During my lunch break, apart from eating, I basically check my phone and reply to private messages. If there is still time, I read online news. When the weather is good, Occasionally I will go out for a walk, about ten to twenty minutes." Zhao Wugou put down his phone and said.

"Don't you often go out to work? Catching monsters or something?" Bai Tian asked curiously.I always feel that working outside the field will be more exciting and exciting.

Zhao Wugou smiled, "Psychological counseling and judges are both clerical, and the work of catching monsters usually does not belong to me. Of course, there are occasional exceptions."

After lunch break, Zhao Wugou entered the busy mode again.

The little white snake, who was bored waiting, even slept next to him, and followed Zhao Wugou back to the apartment after work.After negotiation, Zhao Wugou decided to open up his study area for them to shoot.

The layout of his study room is relatively simple. A mahogany desk is neatly placed in front of the door. On the left is the entire wall of bookshelves. In the area with the best lighting near the window is a soft lemon yellow sofa with foots. It is very comfortable to read there.

There are also two narrow display cabinets on the right side. Apart from certificates and trophies, there are also many strange things inside, which are basically not seen during the day.

"This is a brush washer from the Song Dynasty in the ghost market, from Jun Kiln. I only spent 500 yuan. This is a birthday present from Tianjun, Penglai Xiancao. It is said to be better than the Millennium Ganoderma lucidum, but I am in good health. I won’t be able to use it for the time being. This is a wild goose whistle that I won from the flower market in the underworld. I heard that it can command the birds. I’ve always wanted to try it when I have the chance.” Under Zhao Wugou’s pleading eyes during the day, he had to introduce a few In a word, seeing that the next one was the Xiaoyaoxiang sent by Daji, he changed his direction in time and took the camera to look at the bookshelf on the other side.

Seeing that Bai Tian and others didn't notice, Zhao Wugou secretly heaved a sigh of relief, almost showing strange things to the audience of the Three Realms.

"Daddy!" The little Hades rushed in from the door, saw the camera, and leaned over it curiously, staring at the camera, "What is this?"

The cow demon behind the camera was frightened into a cold sweat.

"Camera." Zhao Wugou hugged him away from the camera.

Little Baozi pursed his mouth bored, remembering his 'mission', he raised his head and said, "Daddy, it's time to eat."

After dinner, Yan Jun and Zhao Wugou took Xiao Baozi to the Seventh Heaven for a walk, watched the sunset for a while, and then went home to watch a ghost movie made in the human world.

In view of Xiao Baozi's tendency to "contempt human beings" when making complaints about movies, Zhao Wugou asked his colleagues during the day to turn off the camera.

After watching the movie, it was already 11:30 in the evening.

Yan Jun looked at the director of Little White Snake and Cat Demon, and said calmly, "We are going to rest, do we still want to shoot?"

"Really? Can we go into the bedroom to shoot?" The eyes of the little white snake who couldn't hear what Yan Jun said were shining, and his face was full of excitement.

The cat demon silently wiped off his sweat, quickly stopped it, and waved his hand, "No more, no more, enough material."

Yan Jun nodded lightly, "That's enough."

"Enough is enough." The cat demon dragged the disappointed little white snake to bid farewell to Yan Jun and the judge, quickly packed up the equipment and exited the apartment.

"If you really came in to take pictures during the day, how would you end up?" In the bedroom, Zhao Wugou looked narrowly at Yan Jun.The nerves of the little white snake are almost as thick as its own body.

Yan Jun raised his eyebrows, and gently kissed his partner's lips, "I made it very clear to the cat demon's eyes just now, the forbidden area of ​​the underworld, trespassers will die."

Zhao Wugou: ……………