Handbook of Nonhuman Research

Zhao Wugou and Yan Jun couldn't resist Zhao's mother, so they had to plan to hold a 'wedding' in the human world to satisfy the old people's expectations for their happy life.

At first, they thought very simple, let Black and White Wuchang be the best man, invite a few relatives and friends, set up a few tables in the restaurant, have a meal in a perfunctory manner, and just make sense, but something went wrong on the invitation list.

According to the custom in the human world, relatives are invited by parents, and colleagues and friends are invited by the couple themselves.Zhao Wugou was too busy, so he asked Dan Ke to help him choose a few from his colleagues for invitations, as long as he could make enough for a table.Unexpectedly, Danke handed out wedding invitations to all colleagues in a strict manner.

As a result, the underworld exploded!

The first to run over was Yang Yong.

"Master, how can you not invite me for such a big event as your marriage?"

Yang Yong held the invitation that Qin Jian had received, and looked at Zhao Wugou who was "treating one more than another" aggrievedly.

When it comes to co-workers, the underworld must be the priority, okay? Those monsters in the employment agency have only been co-workers with you for a few days?

Zhao Wugou: ……………

Then, the Bull Head Horse Face, Ghost King, Meng Po, Shidian Yama, Wufang Ghost Emperor and others who got the news also came to Zhao Wugou one after another.They didn't dare to question Yan Jun, so they had to save the country and come to Zhao Wugou. After all, there was only one central idea, they also wanted to attend the wedding!

Later, even Bai Ze, Wu Yi upstairs, and Tao Tie downstairs came to ask about Zhao Wugou's invitation.

Of course, it's not that no one is looking for Yan Jun.Such as Tianjun.

After the news came out, at dinner time that day, Tianjun knocked on the door of Yan Jun and Zhao Wugou's apartment.

"After you get married, I will be the only diamond bachelor in heaven and earth." Tianjun sat on the sofa proudly shaking his fan, "How can I not go to such a gratifying event?"

Yan Jun glanced at him indifferently, "My son is over 100 years old, you, a diamond bachelor, haven't married yet?"

Tianjun: ……………

All in all, after the frenzied 'registration' by people from all walks of life, the guests present expanded from relatives and friends of the Zhao family to relatives and friends of Yan Jun and Zhao Wugou within the Three Realms.Tianjun, Demon Emperor, and Queen Mother of the West are also listed in it.

When writing down the name of the Queen Mother of the West, Zhao Wugou and Yan Jun looked at each other tacitly. In the past few years, Kunlun has been closely monitored, but Ji Man seldom goes out except for such big occasions where the three realms gather. There was nothing they could do.The interrogation of Xu Zhi's remnant party a few days ago aggravated their doubts about Queen Mother Xi and Ji Man, and this time they could take the opportunity to try.

In addition, they even followed Xiaoyan Wang's advice and sent invitations to Xu Mu, Feng Yuan and Shen Liang.

In Xiao Baozi's words, "For a dinner party, of course, the more friends the better."

As a result, the guest list for the wedding banquet of the two became longer and longer, and the number of tables surged from the originally planned ten tables to two hundred.

The few hotels with schedules did not have such a large banquet hall at all. In the end, Yan Jun suddenly remembered the cruise ship where Tianjun held the birthday banquet.

It was too late to customize a new cruise ship, so Yan Jun planned to buy Tianjun's cruise ship and renovate it.

Tianjun directly gave the cruise ship to Yan Jun and Zhao Wugou as a wedding gift. Since the last time it was used, it has been parked at the port to eat ashes, and the utilization rate is too low.

Even so, the transformation and decoration took dozens of days.

Little Yan Wang enthusiastically wanted to name the brand-new cruise ship 'Huangquan', and Yan Jun also thought it was good, and then, the father and son's opinion was overruled by Zhao Wugou.

Just kidding, if Mother Zhao saw that the name of the cruise ship was Huangquan, she would be so angry that she would send him and Yan Jun back to Huangquan.

A few days later, the cruise ship was named 'Hundred Years of Good Harmony' by Zhao's father.

Because the location of the wedding banquet was changed to the cruise ship, the original three-hour dinner was naturally changed to a three-day and four-night trip.

Wu Yi also specially sent his concert executive team over to do wedding planning and execution for Zhao Wugou and Yan Jun.

Under Zhao Wugou's two principles of 'satisfying Mother Zhao' and 'making it as simple as possible', the entire cruise wedding banquet journey was basically divided into three parts.

On the first day at 06:30 in the evening, there is a welcome dinner and a welcome dinner. After the dinner, the second and third floors of the cruise ship will be the bachelor parties for the two grooms, and all entertainment facilities will be open for guests to use.

At [-]:[-] noon the next day, the wedding process officially started, and the meal is expected to start at [-]:[-].Afterwards, guest free time.

From noon to evening on the third day, the cruise ship will stop at Banyue Island for six hours, and guests can go to the island to play.

At the same time, we provide photography and video services for guests on cruise ships and islands. Six dedicated make-up and photography teams are appointed to allow guests to take pictures of ocean-style photos to their heart's content.

The evening of the fourth day is a farewell dinner, and the flight returns to Hong Kong.

Although Zhao Wugou had already separated the dormitories of ordinary humans from those of other fairies and ghosts, and told non-human races such as ghosts in the underworld to restrain themselves, various accidents still occurred one after another.

For example, at the welcome banquet on the night of boarding the ship, just as the time for toasting started, Wang Xuan panicked and ran to Zhao Wugou's table with his wine glass in his hand, lowering his voice in horror, "Master, I've run into a ghost!!! Two people went straight through the wall! Really, don't believe it!"

Zhao Wugou looked at the black and white Wuchang bull-headed horse-faced ghost emperor standing behind Wang Xuan with caring eyes: ……………

Believe it, of course I believe it, you will bump into a lot of ghost world bosses when you turn around!

For another example, just as Zhao Wugou comforted Wang Xuan, the little bun rushed over anxiously and tugged at the corner of his clothes, saying pitifully, "Daddy, go and have a look, the little Taoist priest seems to be dying soon!"

Zhao Wugou rushed over in a hurry, and found Shen Liang lying weakly on the bed, his face as pale as paper.Little Taoist priest Xu Mu and Feng Yuan also surrounded him, seeming worried.

However, Shen Liang, he was just... seasick.

As for Taotie, who ate forty bowls of shark's fin rice in one go, he was "surprised by four people" and was posted on the Internet, Tianjun's fire dragon accidentally spit out fireballs and burned a room when he was drunk, and Wu Yi was recognized by someone, and he chased the cruise ship vigorously. It's not a big deal if they ran to the third floor or something.

The first night of the cruise is destined to be a sleepless night.

In the middle of the night, Shen Liang, who was slightly better after taking the medicine, was dragged onto the deck by the little Hades to get some air.

"Quick, sit down and absorb some moon essence." Xiao Baozi pointed to the largest area on the deck.

Shen Liang scratched the back of his bare head in embarrassment, "I'm a human being, so I can't absorb the essence of the sun and the moon."

The little Hades frowned, waved his hand to ask the ghost servant to pour a glass of water, and then forced it into Shen Liang's hand, "Then you should drink more water, I heard that human beings drink water to cure all diseases."

Shen Liang took two sips of warm water with the cup in his hand, "It's too windy here, don't catch you a cold. If you're worried, go back with me and draw two talismans."

"Don't worry, this king never gets sick. You have to get some air, don't stay in the room all the time. You stay here for 5 minutes, and I'll ask Dad to get you some 'virtual paper' symbols."

"I have only used yellow paper to draw talismans, what kind of paper is 'virtual paper'?" Shen Liang asked with a question mark face.

Little Hades blinked his eyes twice, "I don't know, I heard what my father and father said. Anyway, it must always be a very special paper. They mentioned it several times on the way here today."

On the side of the gangway, a thin black figure turned and left.

Ten minutes later, an unknown seabird landed outside Zhao Wugou's window.

The judge in the window is on the phone with Yan Jun. According to the 'rules', they cannot meet tonight.

"What's going on with you?" Zhao Wugou casually glanced at the half bird shadow cast on the curtain by the moonlight, and opened the cap of the pen in his hand.

"A group of people are playing tricks, using spiritual energy to turn wine, and no one can get drunk. I guess the trouble may not end in the morning." Yan Jun said helplessly, "How is your side?"

"It's over a long time ago. I've already returned to my room and finished taking a shower. I plan to study the meaning of the information Xu Zhi found." Zhao Wugou leisurely turned the pen in his hand, "Tonight my mind is clear."

"Do you have those documents with you?"

"You don't need to bring it with you, I mostly have it in my mind, just write it out."

"Don't make it too late."

"Yeah, you too, maybe you should withdraw. If you can't, just pretend to be drunk. You'll get up at nine o'clock tomorrow morning to get your hair done." Zhao Wugou hung up the phone and began to seriously write something on a sticky note.

Two hours later, he turned off the lights, and the seabirds outside the window spread their wings and flew away silently.

The next morning, when Zhao Wugou was blowing his hair, a seabird sneaked into the room through the half-open window, and snatched the stack of notes on the table.

The seabird flew away and landed in another suite four doors away. The sign at the door said 407.

A minute later, the fire alarm went off.

The staff on the ship hurriedly knocked on the doors of several rooms with rest lights on along the passage, and politely asked all the guests inside to leave the room.

Walking out of 407 was a man with a straight nose and pale lips, a handsome face, and a slightly thin figure.

After the staff's apologetic explanation, the guests learned that the fire dragon was temporarily relocated to the fourth floor after burning down two rooms downstairs last night. As a result, it was hungover and spit fire again. up.

Fortunately, the fire was controlled in time and did not expand to the whole floor.

Half an hour later, the man who had made a false alarm returned to the room. Just as he opened the door, the strong convective wind knocked down the lamp on the table.

When he closed the door, the desk lamp had rolled to the ground, and of the three sticky notes he had pressed under the desk lamp before he went out, only one was hanging by the window in a precarious condition, and the other two had disappeared.

The man was stunned for a moment, then he opened the drawer on the table, took out the note, calmly compared the handwriting on the remaining note, recalled the contents of the first two, and repeated it.Then he took out the Zhangfu bird from his sleeve, and with a shake in the wind, it turned into a seabird with a black back and a white belly.

Seabird rubbed the back of his pale hand with the top of his head, lowered his head, picked up the few sticky notes and flew out.

A few seconds later, the seabird landed on Zhao Wugou's desk, and put down the few sticky notes in its mouth.It was about to fly when it was caught by a sudden hand.

Zhao Wugou, who was running around, tapped his fingers on the table, and looked at the talisman bird in his hand leisurely, "It's already here, why don't you stay a little longer?"

The black talisman bird froze slightly and struggled more violently.

Zhao Wugou pinched its paw, casually flipped through the three sticky notes on the table, and looked at them one by one.

"Your ability to imitate other people's handwriting is really superb. Even I wonder if it's the original ones. Is it because of this ability that you can secretly use his name to win over your own power while motivating Duke Dong?" ?”

Zhao Wugou lowered his eyelashes and glanced at the talisman bird, "Unfortunately, there is something wrong with the content."

The curtains swayed slightly, and the sunlight gently cast a layer of golden light on his elegant browbones, making him feel ecstatic.

Fu Niao stopped struggling and stood in Zhao Wugou's hand, as if waiting for him to continue speaking.

"If you show a person a shopping list and ask him to repeat it, he will usually remember the first and last items better than the middle. In psychology, we call this condition Serial position effect. That is to say, the position of the information has an impact on the memory effect. The middle one is easy to remember."

Zhao Wugou, who was dressed in a suit, sat on the chair slowly, "In addition, there are some organizational principles about perception in psychology, such as proximity, similarity, homogeneity and so on. To put it simply, you see It is because of this that a piece of text that is in a random order can be quickly understood without affecting reading, or it can recognize the gaps in a bunch of green dots and automatically fill in the triangles in the middle."

The bird was motionless.

Zhao Wugou glanced at it, and continued, "So, I dismantled the four prescriptions and listed them on three sticky notes, intentionally putting most of the immortal medicine on the middle sticky note. In order to To interfere with your memory, I also specially arranged for the fake fire scene. Then when I received these notes you put back, I was really pleasantly surprised."

The bird is still quiet.

"The time is too tight, maybe you really didn't notice it? Among the four messed up pill recipes, the pill recipe for Shengling Immortal Medicine is incomplete, missing two medicines." Zhao Wugou knocked on the middle box Where 'Sanqing Soil' and 'Rootless Water' were written on a piece of sticky note, "But, you actually completed it."

"You may not know that the refining of this medicine was always unsuccessful. In fact, it was because the city lord of Xuzhi lost half of the prescription but dared not say it. Tell me, who else would know it except the person who gave him the prescription?" Can you complete this prescription?"

"I was just curious to see what you wrote. The extra two medicines are just made up by me." A human voice came from Fu Niao's mouth.

Zhao Wugou curled his lips and looked at it with a half-smile, "Sorry, I forgot to mention just now, the half prescription that the city lord lost happens to be in my hand."

Talisman bird: ……………

After a few seconds, Fu Niao's voice came out of his mouth, grinding his teeth with hatred, "Do you like to play with people's hearts so much?"

"Don't dare to be. When it comes to playing tricks on people's hearts, you are the best. I guess, the Queen Mother of the West went to kill the Prince of the East to help you silence her? She knows that if we interrogate the Prince of the East, the lies you made up with us are very likely to be exposed. You have been exposed. This couple, one for power and one for love, have been exploited to the extreme by you."

Talisman bird: ……………

Bai Wuchang outside the door shook his head sympathetically, and silently mouthed to Hei Wuchang who was standing at the door of 407, "Remember to remind me in the future, don't lie to Mr. Judge. Otherwise, you will be played to death by him."

In the next second, the door of room 407 opened suddenly, and the man in the room had just rushed out when he saw Hei Wuchang guarding the door.

He threw a dragon talisman and hit Hei Wuchang, turned around and slammed the door, ran to the window and jumped down.

"My lord, I'll go. Don't see blood on your happy day." Bai Wuchang stopped Zhao Wugou and chased him out from the window of his room. He was worried about the ordinary guests on the cruise ship, and he also pinched his eyes. enchantment.

"Try to keep alive!" Zhao Wugou exhorted.

Xu Mu, who lived in suite 307, was checking yesterday's turnover with the calculator on his mobile phone according to the records, when he suddenly saw someone jump out of the window.

He shook his hand and lost two extra zeros.

"What's wrong?" After taking a shower, Feng Yuan came out wearing a towel and leaned against Xu Mu.A pleasant scent of grass and woods instantly surrounded the courier brother.

Drops of water dripped from Feng Yuan's hair to the stretched and smooth straight collarbone, and then slid down to the undulating abdominal muscles, the air was suddenly filled with the smell of hormones.

Xu Mu, who was seduced by the masculinity, shook his hand and knocked two more zeros.

He rubbed his face, tried his best to pull back his distracted self, and replied, "It seems that someone jumped off just now."

But that face is very strange, I don't know it.

At this time, Bai Wuchang also chased after him.

Seeing Bai Wuchang's figure, Feng Yuan frowned, he grabbed a shirt and put it on, "Stay in the room honestly, I'll go and see what's going on."

Xu Mu nodded obediently.

Feng Yuan touched his head, pushed open the window, and leaned on the window frame to jump down neatly.

After watching Feng Yuan leave, the courier brother looked at his phone screen and couldn't help being stunned, huh?Where did this exaggerated number come from?

In the coffee shop on the second floor, Tianjun, Yan Jun, Demon Emperor, and Queen Mother of the West are sitting at a small round table talking and laughing happily.

The sound of Ji Man falling into the water alarmed Queen Mother Xi.She turned her head and stared at Yan Jun and Tian Jun, her beautiful almond eyes were full of anger, "Are you holding me back on purpose?"

"If I remember correctly, you invited us here in the name of not wanting to take charge of the demon world." Tianjun shook his fan as if nothing had happened, and smiled like a spring breeze, "For a man, why bother?"

"You deserve to be single!" The Queen Mother of the West snorted coldly, waved her hand to attract a green phoenix, picked up the corner of her skirt, stepped on the phoenix's back, and rushed out without looking back.

Tianjun: ……………

Yan Jun was about to get up to stop the Queen Mother of the West, Tianjun stretched out his fan to block in front of him, "I'll go, you and Wugou will be the protagonists later, so we can't be absent."

After speaking, he glanced at the Demon Emperor again, "Do you want to go down and do some activities?"

The Demon Emperor raised his hands, expressing that the matter has nothing to do with him, and that the two are not helping each other, "I think it's good to drink coffee with Yan Jun here."

On the surface of the sea, Bai Wuchang threw three whips at Ji Man in succession, forcing him to back up a few steps, and he was stepping into Feng Yuan's blue light array.

"Zi la la!" The blue arc of light hit Ji Man's body, trapping him firmly.

"Pfft!" Ji Man bent over and knelt down, spitting out blood.

Feng Yuan raised his hand and lifted him up in the air. He was about to talk to Bai Wuchang, but he saw a sudden change of expression on the other side.

"Be careful!" It was too late when Heiwuchang who rushed over spoke.

Not far away, the Queen Mother of the West, who usually smiles like a flower, canthus are tearing apart at this moment, and the palm of her hand is shining with golden light.

Handprints glowing with golden light soared into the sky, like the Buddha's palm that destroyed the world, and they slapped Feng Yuan aggressively.

"Bang!" The giant palm hit Feng Yuan's head.

Feng Yuan, who had no time to dodge, was pushed straight into the sea, setting off a huge wave.

Bright red blood splattered from beneath the surface of the water.

The black and white Wuchang on both sides were about to go into the water to rescue them, when Queen Mother Xi waved her sleeves, Wan Dao's feathers shone with colorful light, and they fell like a torrential rain.

"Don't go too far." Tianjun fanned the jade fan from the air, and the air waves roared like a beast, swallowing most of the bird's feathers into his belly.

Bai Wuchang, who was in the center of the attack, was unable to dodge in time, and his entire left arm was still dripping with blood.Hei Wuchang rushed over and supported Bai Wuchang.

Qingfeng circled up and took Ji Man onto her back.

Tianjun snorted coldly, "Queen Mother of the West, I have thought about our old relationship for so many years, but you are determined to help the evildoer?"

The Queen Mother of the West lowered her head to look at Ji Man's injury, her body filled with murderous aura, "Whoever hurts him today will die!"

"Do you think you can take him in my hand and retreat completely?" Tianjun said angrily, and nine green thunders flew out from the fan bone, striking down blatantly.

Queen Mother Xi's pretty face was slightly cold, she put down Ji Man and stood up.

Nine pillars of thunder and fire engulfed the strong wind and slashed down brazenly.

The Queen Mother of the West gritted her teeth and used her aura to open up an umbrella-shaped area, and took it hard. "Birth is different, death is the same acupuncture point!"

"Okay, if that's the case, I'll let you do it!" Tianjun's brows darkened slightly, and he was about to unfold the jade fan in his hand, when suddenly white clouds rolled over his head, like a dragon and a tiger, covering the sky and covering the sun.

He was slightly startled.Looking at it like this, could it be...

The gust of wind was howling, causing waves in all directions, and even the huge cruise ship Century Haohe behind them shook.

The guests on the cruise ship noticed the sudden change in the weather, and many people braved the wind and rain to poke their heads out, "What's the matter, can't it be a tsunami?"

Black and white impermanence looked at each other, the bottom of the sea?

Tianjun shook his fan, looked at Queen Mother Xi and said with a smile, "I didn't expect you to do something good."

Queen Mother Xi wiped the blood from the corner of her lips, her expression changed dramatically, and she looked at the sea below her feet in disbelief.

The water peaks are like gathering, and the waves are like anger.The powerful aura surged in all directions, as if there were some dormant giant beasts that were about to emerge from the water.

"Impossible!" Queen Mother Xi's eyes widened in shock, "It's impossible to become a fairy after a catastrophe."

"How is it impossible?" Tianjun sneered, "Compared to those unreliable pills that you are looking for, it is the tradition of your demon world to become a fairy in the face of catastrophe. Isn't that how the previous demon emperor broke through the catastrophe of life and death, and climbed to the top of the mountain?" Is it at the level of heaven?"

Western Queen:………………

Huge waves soared into the sky, engulfing mountains and rivers.

Xu Mu on the third floor suddenly sensed the spiritual energy of his male god rolling out like a waterfall, opened the window for some unknown reason, and looked out the window.

Between the mighty waves, a figure with the aura of thousands of years ago emerged from the water.

I saw the man with long hair like waves, gold bracelets covering his arms, pearls adorning his body, and a wave-like light red imprint between his brows.

Look at the eyebrows, who else could it be if it wasn't his male god?

The Feng Yuan in front of him gradually overlapped with the figure he saw in the water in his previous life.

The heaven and the earth are grand, and the water god returns to his place.

In the wind and waves, Feng Yuan's tail was tense like a bow, and the layers of scales were like sword armor, with sharp arcs and murderous aura.

However, its color is like blue colored glaze, light and shadow interspersed, flashing a dreamlike color.

The emerald green color of thousands of peaks tempered by the wind and dew in nine autumns, and the skylight after the rain and the clear clouds are not as beautiful as its color.

Xu Mu was stunned, the male god's tail, cool and A, [-] times more handsome than he imagined!

Feng Yuan flicked the fish's tail, and the two waves of water were like silver dragons, rushing towards Queen Mother Xi and Ji Man on Qingfeng's back, with great momentum and no mercy.

"Boom!" The Queen Mother of the West stood in front of Ji Man and was knocked unconscious by the waves of the sky.

Several blue arcs of light crackled and covered Qingfeng's body, binding Queen Mother Xi, Ji Man, and Qingfeng tightly.

With a flash of blue color, the fishtail on Feng Yuan's body suddenly disappeared, and turned into the previous appearance.He raised his hand lightly, the clouds cleared and the water scattered, the wind and sea were calm, and a rainbow was gently placed between the water and the sky.

Bai Wuchang, leaning on Heiwuchang's shoulder, looked at the bound Queen Mother of the West and raised the corners of his lips, "Domineering, doesn't the human world say 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi? With the water god, 30 years, just a flick of a finger!"

Seeing that the overall situation has been settled, Tianjun shook his fan dully, his interest was waning, "Hey, I actually left such a handsome thing to other people."

Half an hour later, in the banquet hall on the second floor of the cruise ship, Zhao Wugou and Yan Jun's wedding banquet was held as scheduled.

The relatives and friends of the Zhao family are all praising the two newcomers to Mother Zhao not only for being handsome and handsome, but also for the well-chosen wedding time. Look, there was a tsunami and waves outside just now, and when the time comes, it will be sunny and sunny in a blink of an eye , Yun Ni is fine.

These two, the days to come will surely be safe and joyful, and go smoothly for a hundred years.

Mother Zhao smiled from ear to ear, and distributed the red envelopes more diligently.

In the stage area, under the watchful eyes of the guests, the two grooms from Yushu Linfeng are solemnly exchanging wedding rings.

If you look closely, the movements of the two are actually a little unnaturally stiff.

"Are you nervous? Are the two of them actually nervous too?" Bai Wuchang, the best man standing behind as a set, looked at the rare spectacle in front of him in amazement.

Black impermanence: ……………

If you pay attention, you will be nervous.

"Hey, Xiao Hei," Bai Wuchang looked at Hei Wuchang, and suddenly asked in his soul, "Tell me, what kind of marriage is this between Your Majesty and Judge?"

Black impermanence: ……………

Xiaobai, I'm afraid you won't be able to keep your bonus this month again.