Handbook of Nonhuman Research

[Da Da is finally broadcasting!Come on, let's make some noodles! 】

[The annoying ghost gave the host 999 flowers from the other side]

[Yang Yong gave the anchor a spaceship]

[Ghost King gave the host 66 helicopters]

[Xian Bian gave the anchor a spaceship]

[Wu Er gave the anchor 66 helicopters]

[Tengu gave the anchor 5555 roses]

………………

As soon as Zhao Wugou opened the live broadcast room, the public screen was overwhelmed by all kinds of gifts upon hearing the news.Not even a single real audience statement can be seen.

"This live broadcast room is a psychological counseling room. If irrelevant personnel swipe gifts and occupy the public screen, they will be directly blacklisted." Zhao Wugou said without looking up while sorting out the junk files on the desktop.

Ten months after the first live broadcast, he finally had time to put his idea of ​​contacting the observation objects online into action. He opened a four-hour online psychological counseling room every Tuesday and Thursday from afternoon to night.

Although there were not many people who came to consult, there were always a few. Compared with the loneliness of "staying alone" when he first joined the employment agency, Zhao Wugou was already very satisfied.

The fly in the ointment is that those guys from the Underworld and the Public Security Bureau don't know much about live broadcasts, and they always think it's best to put him on the popularity list.Every time the broadcast starts, there will always be a group of "relatives and friends" forming a clique to "smash" gifts, and those who really want to consult are so frightened that they think they have entered some popular anchor room, and they are all as quiet as a chicken and dare not speak.

Half a minute later, the public screen was filled with ellipsis of grievance, and finally quieted down.

Zhao Wugou was about to talk when his cell phone rang suddenly, and the caller ID turned out to be his cousin.He and this cousin have been playing together since they were young, and they have a very good relationship.But four years ago, after she went to study in the United States, due to the time difference and the busy schedules of each other, the contact between the two gradually decreased. Last year, they only met once during the Chinese New Year.

"Wugou, are you free next Saturday?" My cousin asked straight to the point.

Zhao Wugou turned off the microphone in the live broadcast room, walked to the window of the room, "There is an on duty, but it should be able to be switched on, what's the matter?"

"I have a best friend who is getting married at Jingbei Hotel on Saturday. I just can't go back. Help me to give her a red envelope."

"Can I leave as soon as the red envelope is delivered?"

"No, you have to sit there for me and finish my meal, and support my sister. She is a foreigner, and there are few relatives coming from home."

I know it's not that simple.Zhao Wugou sighed softly, "Okay, I will definitely sit until the end."

"Also, if you have any handsome friends, help me take them to her place. I will pay the red envelope money, and I will treat your friends to dinner." The cousin on the other end of the phone thought of something Like, he added.

"Sister, you just let me show off!" Zhao Wugou said dumbfounded.

"Of course." The cousin on the other end of the phone said confidently, "As long as the man can't invite any celebrities, I will show you this face, and I will definitely overwhelm the audience and win the hearts of my sisters."

Zhao Wugou: ……………

After hanging up the phone and returning to the computer, Zhao Wugou realized that someone had spoken in the live broadcast room 10 minutes ago.

[975289: Anchor, can I make a hole?I really often fall into self-doubt recently, and the pressure in my heart makes me breathless again. 】

That sentence hung alone on the public screen.

"Of course, if necessary, I can also open a separate room for you to block other people." Zhao Wugou hurriedly replied.

Unfortunately, the other party has withdrawn from the live broadcast room.

Zhao Wugou searched and found that this ID had posted a solicitation question on the website's forum 5 minutes ago.

【What exactly is liking? 】

"This question, please everyone answer it enthusiastically." Zhao Wugou sent the link to the live broadcast room.

It is estimated that the audience wanted to talk to him about the tree hole, which was related to this problem.Since there is no chance to chat directly, it is good to give him some answers in this way.

Zhao Wugou thought for a while, and also entered his answer under the question.

Bai Wuchang sent the link to Yan Jun as a good thing.

Yan Jun who is in a meeting: ……………

That day was the tasting time of Ding Mao's newly developed dishes.Thinking about Ding Mao's craftsmanship, Zhao Wugou downloaded the live broadcast early.

Walking out of the study, I saw that Black and White Impermanence, Taotie, Xiao Baozi, and even Wu Yi were all there.

"Let me tell you, today's backup dancer is not good, so find another one. Even if it's a temporary replacement, you can't find me such a low-level one." Wu Yi was speaking into the phone.

When Bai Ze is on a business trip, as long as he has no job and has zero self-care ability, he will just eat and drink downstairs here.

"Do you have time on Saturday? My sister's friend is getting married and needs a few handsome guys to support the scene." Remembering his cousin's instructions, Zhao Wugou friendly asked about the timetable of Black and White Impermanence, planning to bring a few more people there.

"Hey, what about me?" Wu Yi raised his peach blossom eyes and looked at him unconvinced, why isn't I handsome?

"If you go, it's not supporting, it's smashing." Zhao Wugou shrugged.

Just kidding, if the song god Wu Yi appears, the wedding scene will not be blown up!

"It's fine if you don't admit that I'm Wu Yi." Nine-Tailed Fox's brow peaks moved flexibly.He has only recently discovered that pretending to be something he is not is better than hats and masks.

Zhao Wugou: ……………

"No, I, Wu Yi, don't know how to write!" After arguing with Zhao Wugou, Wu Yidian opened the voice message from his manager and replied after listening.

"You lack a backup dancer? I know a little snake demon who has been working in a dance studio. Do you want to let him try?" Zhao Wugou suddenly thought of the daytime.That little guy works so many jobs every week, and he is exhausted. If he can work in Wu Yi's team, his salary will definitely be greatly improved.You can get closer to your dream of buying a house.

"Snake demon?" Wu Yi pointed his chin and thought for a while, then lowered his hair and gave Zhao Wugou a string of numbers and addresses, "Let him come to this address for an interview tomorrow."

"Wugou, don't you study psychology? Can you help me talk to Ruirui, I think she's not in the right state." On Friday, Zhao Wugou received another call from his cousin.

Ruirui's full name is Zhao Xinrui, her cousin's best friend who is about to get married.

Zhao Wugou happened to be free in the afternoon, so he made an appointment with the bride-to-be at the Cat's Claw Cafe near the school.

"Are you really a psychiatrist?" Zhao Ruirui held the coffee cup and looked at Zhao Wugou hesitantly.Her face was pale, her lips were bloodless, she looked preoccupied, and she didn't have any sense of happiness that she was going to get married soon.

"Not counting. I'm a third-year graduate student in the Department of Psychology, and I haven't graduated yet. However, I have a certificate as a psychological counselor." Zhao Wugou said gently.He is always very patient with clients.

Zhao Xinrui opened her mouth, but stopped talking.

"Did you leave a message in an online psychological counseling room a few days ago?" Zhao Wugou slowly added a spoonful of sugar to his coffee cup.The last six digits of Zhao Ruirui's mobile phone number are exactly 975289.

The other party looked at him in surprise.

Zhao Wugou smiled, took out his mobile phone, and opened the background of the live broadcast room, "I answered my cousin's call that day, and missed your online time. Today I just give you the time to make up for it."

"What a coincidence?" Zhao Xinrui relaxed slightly while holding the cup.

"If you need, we can also chat in the live broadcast room." Zhao Wugou cooperated with shaking the phone.

"That's not necessary." Zhao Xinrui smiled wryly, and then became quiet again.

Knowing that she was doing psychological construction, Zhao Wugou didn't rush him, and drank his coffee slowly.

After about twenty seconds, Zhao Xinrui finally blushed and said, "Have you heard of Shou Gongsha?"

Shougong sand?Zhao Wugou was stunned, "I read about it in "Natural History" and "Compendium of Materia Medica" before."

"I thought you saw it in martial arts novels." Zhao Xinrui forced a smile, as if she wanted to say it as easily as possible, "We still have this custom in the mountains, and it is proud for girls to keep the palace sand .When a girl is born in every village, the big witch who lives in the mountains will be asked to give her some Shougong sand."

Zhao Xinrui's Shougong sand point is on the upper arm near the elbow.For more than twenty years, she has lived in peace with that red dot.Unexpectedly, when she was about to get married, when she went to the hospital for a pre-marital physical examination, she suddenly found that her Shou Gongsha had disappeared.But she was sure she hadn't slept with anyone.

"At the end of last year, Zhao Yan from our village was divorced by her fiancé just because she didn't have this. Her family also complained that she made her family look down. Later, she hanged herself." Zhao Xinrui said quietly.

"Are you worried that your future husband will regret the marriage if he finds out about this?" Zhao Wugou frowned. He remembered that when he was in the Snow Mountain Resort, he also heard about an incident where Shou Gongsha hanged himself.

Zhao Xinrui scratched her hair in pain, "Sometimes, I even wonder if I have lost my memory."

"do you like him?"

"Of course, otherwise I wouldn't have decided to marry him."

"Am I too pedantic and ridiculous to be entangled in this?"

Zhao Wugou shook his head, "Everyone's worldview is shaped by the environment in which he grew up. Therefore, the things we value are definitely different. The source of ridicule is the sense of superiority in the bottom of my heart or the cover-up of a deeper level. self-abasement."

"I think you need to make sure of one thing first. Are you struggling with Shougongsha itself, or your husband's reaction? If it's the first, that thing is historically unreliable, and modern daily bathing If you are worried about what happened to you and lost your memory, you can go to the hospital for an examination to be sure. Modern inspection techniques must be much more reliable than the red dot on your arm If it is the second type, it means that your subconscious lack of confidence in your relationship. You can try to talk to him about this matter openly and honestly. If he is really the kind of person you are worried about, you should recognize it in time. It is better to get married in a muddled way. However, don’t just convict others in your imagination. 80.00% of the misunderstandings in this world come from poor communication.”

After sending Zhao Xinrui away, Zhao Wugou saw Bai Wuchang at the table next to him with his legs crossed, looking at him suspiciously.

Zhao Wugou raised his eyebrows, "What's wrong?"

"I was wondering, my lord, do you have the schizophrenia mentioned in some book?" Bai Wuchang tried hard to recall the terms he saw on Zhao Wugou's bookshelf.

Zhao Wugou:? ? ?

"You are doing psychological counseling and your status as a judge is completely different!" Bai Wuchang touched his earrings, "Just like yesterday, when you dismantled the person who killed his girlfriend and pretended to jump off the building, you were so cold-blooded. It's almost like ice in your veins, now, it's like a cookie sprinkled with chocolate."

Speaking of biscuits, Bai Wuchang even grabbed the small biscuits on his plate, shook them teasingly at him, and asked Hei Wuchang next to him for support, "Xiao Hei, don't you think so?"

Hei Wuchang lightened his throat in embarrassment, he could neither agree nor deny.

"Did you just care about eating in the human world?" Zhao Wugou squinted at him with a half-smile.

Bai Wuchang: ……………

"If you're free, just go to her hometown to have a look. I always think that there might be something wrong with that big witch." Zhao Wugou changed the subject and said seriously.

"Decree!" Bai Wuchang grabbed Hei Wuchang's collar and stood up, "Xiao Hei, let's go, we are just working hard. It looks like we won't be able to finish the wedding banquet tomorrow."

"I'll make you a luxurious meal later." Zhao Wugou promised.

On Saturday afternoon, Zhao Wugou, Yan Jun, and Wu Yi walked into Jingbei Hotel in suits and leather shoes, and attracted many eyes as soon as they arrived at the welcome sign-in desk.

When he was seated, Zhao Wugou finally knew why his cousin arrested him to support the situation.Their seats were actually right next to the main table.The relatives from the bride's side didn't even fill up a table.Friends and colleagues add up, and there are less than two tables.The rest are all the relatives and friends of the man.

The handsome guy sitting three times in a row made Zhao Wugou's table the focus of almost all the unmarried girls.

At the beginning of the wedding, seeing Zhao Xinrui holding the groom's arm and smiling brightly, Zhao Wugou knew that she had already got the answer she wanted.

"You don't know the bride and groom? Then what are we here for?" Wu Yi rubbed his cheek bitterly.He underestimated the enthusiasm of the guests at the scene, even though he said he was not Wu Yi, there was still an endless stream of people who grabbed him to take pictures and planned to show off in Moments.

He laughed so hard that his face almost cramped.

"Make up the numbers." Zhao Wugou calmly took the soup cup from the waiter and handed it to Yan Jun.

Wu Yi: ……………

A few days later, news came from Black and White Wuchang that the big witch was also a member of the evil way.The so-called Shou Gong Sha is not the real Shou Gong Sha, but a mark set by him with his own spiritual power.When he needs the soul of a person with a birth date, he will secretly use the mark to find the girl's location.

At the beginning of the year, Duke Dong had an accident, and this evil way had the idea of ​​establishing his own family, but was wiped out by another monster last month.After his death, those 'shougong sand' had no spiritual power to sustain them, so they all disappeared.

On the list of website knowledge questions that week, the most popular question is: What exactly is liking?

A series of answers on the hot comment made people like it wildly.

Bai Wuchang: Thank you for the invitation, I am in the underworld, and the grass on the grave is [-] meters long.Like it, it's the sound of money in your pocket.

Heiwuchang: Like is when one person likes to talk nonsense while the other likes to listen.

Wu Yi: To like is to hate something that other people do, but he can't hate it when it comes to him.

Taotie: Like it is the feeling of eating the first bite of roast meat, stewed meat and braised meat.

Wu Er: I like it because as long as I think of him, I feel that the human world is beautiful.

Yan Jun: To like is to remember every little thing about him involuntarily.

Zhao Wugou: Like is the name that comes to mind when you see this question.