Handbook of Nonhuman Research
Chapter 8
"Actually, I've always been very surprised. Your Majesty came to the human world to see you before, why didn't you show up in front of you?" Sending Yan Jun and Black and White Wuchang into the office, San Geng, who was guarding the door, carefully tied a knot. In the world, I started discussing the gossip about my boss with the first update, the second update and the fourth update.
Yi Geng, who was floating in mid-air, crossed his legs and touched his red hair, "Didn't you notice that the judge sneezes when we get close? I heard from the senior that every time the master is reincarnated, he has spiritual allergies. Except for humans and Taoist priests, demons, goblins, ghosts, and spirits of the Seven Ways, once approached, he will be allergic. The more powerful the spiritual power, the more allergic it will be. It will be better unless the adult's own spiritual power is fully awakened. Therefore, the king later said It becomes a habit."
"Is this always the case? You are so pitiful." Third Geng blinked his round eyes, feeling sorry for his own boss.
[-]st & [-]nd & [-]th update: ……………
You single ghost still have the nerve to feel sorry for the boss?Xiao Biesheng is newly married, do you understand?
"Based on today's situation, Sir's spiritual power has not awakened! Lingling, do you know how to restore your spiritual power?" The Solid Ghost continued to ask worriedly.
"It's Si Geng! It's not Lingling." Si Geng, a clever ghost who was playing games, put down his phone, "I don't know how to restore your spiritual power, I only know that in the future, Your Majesty will definitely see you often." Meeting such things , only zero and infinite times.Once you start, you can't help it.
"Why?" San Geng expressed his incomprehension.
Yi Geng in the air folded his arms and looked at the third shift, and decided to educate his little brother about opportunities, "Do you know how to get promoted and raise your salary to reach the pinnacle of ghostly civil servants?"
"Work hard!" In the middle of the night, he clenched his fists like chicken blood.
"Stupid, first of all you have to guess what your majesty is thinking. The direction is not right, what's the use of trying?" Yi Geng knocked on San Geng's forehead hating that iron could not be turned into steel.As a boss, there is no one who can speak clearly. It is not bad to be able to say half of everything. Our boss is a model who does not know what to say and relies on guesswork.
Er Geng stretched his slightly wrinkled neckline, and patiently expanded the question into details, "For example, think about it, your majesty has never shown up in front of adults before, why did you take the initiative to show up just now? Forget it... I'll give you two options, one , because you found out that your lord has opened his eyes but has not awakened his spiritual power, your lord is worried and wants to confirm his condition personally; [-], just now there is a handsome guy next to your lord, your lord is jealous and wants to show his presence."
"I see, the answer is one." The solid ghost said confidently.
The first watch, second watch, and fourth watch around it shook their heads in unison.
"Could it be that Your Majesty is jealous?" San Geng showed an incredulous expression.
"Wrong, the correct answer is, it's both." Si Geng patted the solid ghost San Geng on the shoulder regretfully, and if he failed in the second guess, with your IQ, you can basically bid farewell to the illusion of promotion.
Third watch: ……………
Er Geng looked back at the door of the conference room where there was no movement, "In the middle of the night, what is your majesty and the two Lord Wuchang eager to discuss?"
"I guess it's about discussing the Lord Judge. I heard that the Lord's Heavenly Eye is awakened at the same time as the spiritual power in every life, but this time there was an accident." The red-haired Yi Geng replied.
Third Geng curled his lips, "It doesn't matter if you don't have spiritual power, who would dare to mess with the Judge?"
The fourth watch gave him a blank look, "Do you know how your lord accidentally broke the sky eye restriction?"
Third question mark face.
"Drag the living soul into the underworld by an idiot."
"Oh my god, then it will definitely not be promoted." The solid ghost said sympathetically, his brows wrinkled like two caterpillars.
Fourth watch: ……………
Do you have anything else on your mind besides job promotion?
First Geng and Second Geng couldn't bear to look directly at them and turned their heads. Can you donate this brother?
Article [-] of the Underworld Survival Guide: Yan Jun’s mind is more tortuous than the Wangchuan River, so you must experience it carefully.
At noon the next day, Zhao Wugou deliberately rushed to the employment agency at 12:30 for fear of delaying Song Zhan's meeting schedule.There were few people in the hall, and Lin Xin was lying on the inside of the reception desk taking an afternoon nap.He first went to the office to get the 'Yong'an Ten', and then went straight to Song Zhan's office.
Song Zhan was flipping through magazines in the office boredly, and when he saw him arrive, he folded the magazine, "You came so early today?"
"Director, the value of this ancient coin is too high, I can't accept it." Zhao Wugou solemnly handed back the envelope containing the copper coin.
"Is 100 yuan worth five?" Song Zhan looked at him suspiciously.
Zhao Wugou: ……………………
Five for 100 yuan? ? ?
Zhao Wugou looked down at the 'Yong'an Ten' in his hand, selling gold as sand, how ignorant must the seller be?
"I think it has the word 'Yong'an' cast on it, which is suitable for giving you a flattering money. If you really don't like it, you can choose another one." Song Zhan opened the red sandalwood on the table indifferently Wooden quadruple box, pull out the second drawer and place it on the table.
Sure enough, there were four copper coins inside, with either 'Jingkang Tongbao' or 'Yingyun Tongbao' written on them. They were all more precious and valuable Northern Song coins than 'Yong'an Ten'.This drawer is 1000 million small. In terms of luck in picking up leaks, Director Song is really invincible.
Zhao Wugou: "......"
"You child, the elders can't refuse the gift, and it's disrespectful, do you understand?" Seeing Zhao Wugou's hesitation, Song Zhan said with a straight face.
Are seniors in the workplace considered elders?The intern students had to temporarily put away the 'Yongan Ten'.It seems that we can only find a chance to pay it back later.
"It's about time, we should go." Seeing Zhao Wugou put away his things, Song Zhan smiled, pointed to the black handbag on the right side of the desk, and motioned for Zhao Wugou to carry it, "Be careful, there are porcelain inside. "
The paper bag was square and square, similar to the style of soufflé in the cake shop yesterday, with a varnished wooden box inside.
Do you have to bring gifts to the headquarters meeting?
The newcomer in the workplace followed Song Zhan with a handbag, thinking about the unspoken rules of the workplace to his heart's content.
When the two walked to the corner between the first and second floors, Song Zhan's cell phone rang, and the intern student Zhao went downstairs tactfully to make room for the leader to answer the phone.
Standing still in the hall, Zhao Wugou took a special look at the kneeling terracotta warriors and horses on the left. Sure enough, after receiving his gaze, within three seconds, its head rolled down with a rumble.
"I think Director Song should help you redo your head. It just so happens that the left side of your face is a little crooked." Zhao Wugou sighed helplessly, and put it back.
Zhao Wugou, who had an itchy nose, put on the mask and was about to leave, when he suddenly found a pair of translucent hands stretched out from the terracotta warriors, supporting his head that had just been put on it.
Zhao Wugou: ……………
The terracotta warriors on the right: "Can you hold your head tighter next time? What if you show your stuff?"
Kneeling terracotta warriors and horses: "He is so good-looking, and he is still smiling at me, I, I forgot as soon as I was engrossed..."
The terracotta warriors on the right: "Pervert! Look at your worthless appearance!"
Kneeling terracotta warriors and horses: "Poor ghost, why is he still staring at me? Could it be that he can see me possessed?"
The terracotta warriors on the right: "He has no eyes, how could he see you?"
The kneeling terracotta warriors covered their stone face with translucent hands: "That's right, this new human being is not only good-looking, but also has a good heart. Just now, he offered to help me talk to Director Song about changing his head." matter!"
The terracotta warriors on the right: "He just dislikes you for being ugly."
Kneeling terracotta warriors and horses: ……………
There are two ghosts living in the terracotta army at the front desk?Zhao Wugou turned around stiffly, feeling a little headache.
Only after I opened my eyes did I know that the popularity of ghosts in Jingbei is higher than that of convenience stores, which is simply beyond imagination.
At this time, it happened that Song Zhan finished the phone call and went downstairs.
Lin Xin at the front desk came back from making tea, and greeted Song Zhan with a smile, "Director Song!"
"Director Song!"
"Director Song!"
A trio rang in the intern's ears.
Song Zhan nodded towards Lin Xin and the two terracotta warriors as usual, and continued to walk towards the door.
A black seven-seater commercial vehicle was already parked at the door. After Zhao Wugou followed Song Zhan into the car, he suddenly felt that something was wrong. The ghosts in the two terracotta warriors then called Director Song, and Song Zhan also responded!
what's the situation?Those two ghosts are also employees of the employment agency?
Zhao Wugou subconsciously looked at the small office building of the agency through the half-open car window, and suddenly discovered that the five-character vertical title sign on the right side of the door had changed into seven characters, 'Three Realms Employment Agency'
The word 'Three Realms' shone with golden light, shining brightly, and it was written squarely on the originally vacant position above the vertical title card.
"Three Realms Employment Agency?" Zhao Wugou read out unconsciously. He suddenly thought of the Three Realms Security Department that the strange cat was talking about. These two units at the beginning of the Three Realms must have nothing to do with each other, right?
Hearing his words, Song Zhan turned his head excitedly, "Have you opened your eyes?"
"Only people with open eyes can see the word 'Three Realms'?" Hearing Song Zhan's words, Zhao Wugou immediately realized that those two words were always there, but ordinary people couldn't see them!
Smart, he is indeed a human being who has all the ties with the job introduction, Song Zhan nodded, "It seems that this time you got a blessing in disguise."
"Is our agency related to the Security Department of the Three Realms?" Zhao Wugou simply asked his doubts.
"You even know the Security Department of the Three Realms?" Song Zhan looked a little surprised.
"I happened to hear about it, but I didn't understand what it was for before."
"The three realms usually refer to the fairy world, the human world, and the underworld. In fact, this is just a habitual term. Between heaven and earth, there are five realms. Between them, there is the Demon Realm. Within the Five Realms, there are nine ways of humans, demons, demons, ghosts, monsters, spirits, immortals, spirits, and Dao.”
Song Zhan paused here, seeing that Zhao Wugou didn't have any doubts, he continued to explain, "The Security Department of the Three Realms is the highest overall management department for the activities of the fairy world, the underworld, the monster race, and the demon race in the human world. It is mainly divided into the Public Security Administration and the Patrol Bureau. According to the distribution of non-human groups, the Human World Public Security Administration has jurisdictional branches in corresponding places. The headquarter is located in Beijing. Our employment agency is under the jurisdiction of the Social Security Section branch."
I see, it turns out that the employment agency is a small subsidiary of the Security Department of the Three Realms.After listening to Song Zhan's introduction, Zhao Wugou simply drew an organizational chart in his mind, "So, our employment agency not only introduces jobs to people, but also introduces monsters?"
"To be precise, our services are mainly non-human beings. The main task is to provide job training and employment recommendations for non-human races who have just entered the human world and have no ability to earn a living. They have become unstable factors in the human world." Song Zhan said slowly, "After all, only by serving non-human beings can we get merit points."
Is this merit value the same as the one recorded by Deqian?Zhao Wugou habitually glanced at his right wrist, "Can we also earn merit points?"
"Of course, the employees of various agencies of the Security Department of the Three Realms are public servants and can obtain merit points." Song Zhan smiled gently, "Actually, except for you, all other employees in our office are here to accumulate merit points .”
Zhao Wugou: ……………
The phone vibrated twice, Song Zhan took out his golden unilateral glasses and put them on, turned on the phone, and said while replying, "For you humans, the merit value may be just a weight when you reincarnate, but for non For the human race, the more important role is to resist the catastrophe. The higher the merit value, the easier it is to cultivate. When you finally reach the heavenly level, you must have enough merit value to be recognized by the heaven and earth."
Wait, what do you humans mean?
Zhao Wugou's long eyebrows furrowed slightly, he stared at the lotus-shaped clip on the lapel of Song Zhan's black suit for a few seconds, then lowered his eyelashes to look at the box in the handbag, this size and size, porcelain?
Artifact?
Song Zhan put down his phone, with a faint smile on his face, against the elegant one-sided glasses, he looked gentle and mysterious, "It seems that you guessed my real body?"
Yi Geng, who was floating in mid-air, crossed his legs and touched his red hair, "Didn't you notice that the judge sneezes when we get close? I heard from the senior that every time the master is reincarnated, he has spiritual allergies. Except for humans and Taoist priests, demons, goblins, ghosts, and spirits of the Seven Ways, once approached, he will be allergic. The more powerful the spiritual power, the more allergic it will be. It will be better unless the adult's own spiritual power is fully awakened. Therefore, the king later said It becomes a habit."
"Is this always the case? You are so pitiful." Third Geng blinked his round eyes, feeling sorry for his own boss.
[-]st & [-]nd & [-]th update: ……………
You single ghost still have the nerve to feel sorry for the boss?Xiao Biesheng is newly married, do you understand?
"Based on today's situation, Sir's spiritual power has not awakened! Lingling, do you know how to restore your spiritual power?" The Solid Ghost continued to ask worriedly.
"It's Si Geng! It's not Lingling." Si Geng, a clever ghost who was playing games, put down his phone, "I don't know how to restore your spiritual power, I only know that in the future, Your Majesty will definitely see you often." Meeting such things , only zero and infinite times.Once you start, you can't help it.
"Why?" San Geng expressed his incomprehension.
Yi Geng in the air folded his arms and looked at the third shift, and decided to educate his little brother about opportunities, "Do you know how to get promoted and raise your salary to reach the pinnacle of ghostly civil servants?"
"Work hard!" In the middle of the night, he clenched his fists like chicken blood.
"Stupid, first of all you have to guess what your majesty is thinking. The direction is not right, what's the use of trying?" Yi Geng knocked on San Geng's forehead hating that iron could not be turned into steel.As a boss, there is no one who can speak clearly. It is not bad to be able to say half of everything. Our boss is a model who does not know what to say and relies on guesswork.
Er Geng stretched his slightly wrinkled neckline, and patiently expanded the question into details, "For example, think about it, your majesty has never shown up in front of adults before, why did you take the initiative to show up just now? Forget it... I'll give you two options, one , because you found out that your lord has opened his eyes but has not awakened his spiritual power, your lord is worried and wants to confirm his condition personally; [-], just now there is a handsome guy next to your lord, your lord is jealous and wants to show his presence."
"I see, the answer is one." The solid ghost said confidently.
The first watch, second watch, and fourth watch around it shook their heads in unison.
"Could it be that Your Majesty is jealous?" San Geng showed an incredulous expression.
"Wrong, the correct answer is, it's both." Si Geng patted the solid ghost San Geng on the shoulder regretfully, and if he failed in the second guess, with your IQ, you can basically bid farewell to the illusion of promotion.
Third watch: ……………
Er Geng looked back at the door of the conference room where there was no movement, "In the middle of the night, what is your majesty and the two Lord Wuchang eager to discuss?"
"I guess it's about discussing the Lord Judge. I heard that the Lord's Heavenly Eye is awakened at the same time as the spiritual power in every life, but this time there was an accident." The red-haired Yi Geng replied.
Third Geng curled his lips, "It doesn't matter if you don't have spiritual power, who would dare to mess with the Judge?"
The fourth watch gave him a blank look, "Do you know how your lord accidentally broke the sky eye restriction?"
Third question mark face.
"Drag the living soul into the underworld by an idiot."
"Oh my god, then it will definitely not be promoted." The solid ghost said sympathetically, his brows wrinkled like two caterpillars.
Fourth watch: ……………
Do you have anything else on your mind besides job promotion?
First Geng and Second Geng couldn't bear to look directly at them and turned their heads. Can you donate this brother?
Article [-] of the Underworld Survival Guide: Yan Jun’s mind is more tortuous than the Wangchuan River, so you must experience it carefully.
At noon the next day, Zhao Wugou deliberately rushed to the employment agency at 12:30 for fear of delaying Song Zhan's meeting schedule.There were few people in the hall, and Lin Xin was lying on the inside of the reception desk taking an afternoon nap.He first went to the office to get the 'Yong'an Ten', and then went straight to Song Zhan's office.
Song Zhan was flipping through magazines in the office boredly, and when he saw him arrive, he folded the magazine, "You came so early today?"
"Director, the value of this ancient coin is too high, I can't accept it." Zhao Wugou solemnly handed back the envelope containing the copper coin.
"Is 100 yuan worth five?" Song Zhan looked at him suspiciously.
Zhao Wugou: ……………………
Five for 100 yuan? ? ?
Zhao Wugou looked down at the 'Yong'an Ten' in his hand, selling gold as sand, how ignorant must the seller be?
"I think it has the word 'Yong'an' cast on it, which is suitable for giving you a flattering money. If you really don't like it, you can choose another one." Song Zhan opened the red sandalwood on the table indifferently Wooden quadruple box, pull out the second drawer and place it on the table.
Sure enough, there were four copper coins inside, with either 'Jingkang Tongbao' or 'Yingyun Tongbao' written on them. They were all more precious and valuable Northern Song coins than 'Yong'an Ten'.This drawer is 1000 million small. In terms of luck in picking up leaks, Director Song is really invincible.
Zhao Wugou: "......"
"You child, the elders can't refuse the gift, and it's disrespectful, do you understand?" Seeing Zhao Wugou's hesitation, Song Zhan said with a straight face.
Are seniors in the workplace considered elders?The intern students had to temporarily put away the 'Yongan Ten'.It seems that we can only find a chance to pay it back later.
"It's about time, we should go." Seeing Zhao Wugou put away his things, Song Zhan smiled, pointed to the black handbag on the right side of the desk, and motioned for Zhao Wugou to carry it, "Be careful, there are porcelain inside. "
The paper bag was square and square, similar to the style of soufflé in the cake shop yesterday, with a varnished wooden box inside.
Do you have to bring gifts to the headquarters meeting?
The newcomer in the workplace followed Song Zhan with a handbag, thinking about the unspoken rules of the workplace to his heart's content.
When the two walked to the corner between the first and second floors, Song Zhan's cell phone rang, and the intern student Zhao went downstairs tactfully to make room for the leader to answer the phone.
Standing still in the hall, Zhao Wugou took a special look at the kneeling terracotta warriors and horses on the left. Sure enough, after receiving his gaze, within three seconds, its head rolled down with a rumble.
"I think Director Song should help you redo your head. It just so happens that the left side of your face is a little crooked." Zhao Wugou sighed helplessly, and put it back.
Zhao Wugou, who had an itchy nose, put on the mask and was about to leave, when he suddenly found a pair of translucent hands stretched out from the terracotta warriors, supporting his head that had just been put on it.
Zhao Wugou: ……………
The terracotta warriors on the right: "Can you hold your head tighter next time? What if you show your stuff?"
Kneeling terracotta warriors and horses: "He is so good-looking, and he is still smiling at me, I, I forgot as soon as I was engrossed..."
The terracotta warriors on the right: "Pervert! Look at your worthless appearance!"
Kneeling terracotta warriors and horses: "Poor ghost, why is he still staring at me? Could it be that he can see me possessed?"
The terracotta warriors on the right: "He has no eyes, how could he see you?"
The kneeling terracotta warriors covered their stone face with translucent hands: "That's right, this new human being is not only good-looking, but also has a good heart. Just now, he offered to help me talk to Director Song about changing his head." matter!"
The terracotta warriors on the right: "He just dislikes you for being ugly."
Kneeling terracotta warriors and horses: ……………
There are two ghosts living in the terracotta army at the front desk?Zhao Wugou turned around stiffly, feeling a little headache.
Only after I opened my eyes did I know that the popularity of ghosts in Jingbei is higher than that of convenience stores, which is simply beyond imagination.
At this time, it happened that Song Zhan finished the phone call and went downstairs.
Lin Xin at the front desk came back from making tea, and greeted Song Zhan with a smile, "Director Song!"
"Director Song!"
"Director Song!"
A trio rang in the intern's ears.
Song Zhan nodded towards Lin Xin and the two terracotta warriors as usual, and continued to walk towards the door.
A black seven-seater commercial vehicle was already parked at the door. After Zhao Wugou followed Song Zhan into the car, he suddenly felt that something was wrong. The ghosts in the two terracotta warriors then called Director Song, and Song Zhan also responded!
what's the situation?Those two ghosts are also employees of the employment agency?
Zhao Wugou subconsciously looked at the small office building of the agency through the half-open car window, and suddenly discovered that the five-character vertical title sign on the right side of the door had changed into seven characters, 'Three Realms Employment Agency'
The word 'Three Realms' shone with golden light, shining brightly, and it was written squarely on the originally vacant position above the vertical title card.
"Three Realms Employment Agency?" Zhao Wugou read out unconsciously. He suddenly thought of the Three Realms Security Department that the strange cat was talking about. These two units at the beginning of the Three Realms must have nothing to do with each other, right?
Hearing his words, Song Zhan turned his head excitedly, "Have you opened your eyes?"
"Only people with open eyes can see the word 'Three Realms'?" Hearing Song Zhan's words, Zhao Wugou immediately realized that those two words were always there, but ordinary people couldn't see them!
Smart, he is indeed a human being who has all the ties with the job introduction, Song Zhan nodded, "It seems that this time you got a blessing in disguise."
"Is our agency related to the Security Department of the Three Realms?" Zhao Wugou simply asked his doubts.
"You even know the Security Department of the Three Realms?" Song Zhan looked a little surprised.
"I happened to hear about it, but I didn't understand what it was for before."
"The three realms usually refer to the fairy world, the human world, and the underworld. In fact, this is just a habitual term. Between heaven and earth, there are five realms. Between them, there is the Demon Realm. Within the Five Realms, there are nine ways of humans, demons, demons, ghosts, monsters, spirits, immortals, spirits, and Dao.”
Song Zhan paused here, seeing that Zhao Wugou didn't have any doubts, he continued to explain, "The Security Department of the Three Realms is the highest overall management department for the activities of the fairy world, the underworld, the monster race, and the demon race in the human world. It is mainly divided into the Public Security Administration and the Patrol Bureau. According to the distribution of non-human groups, the Human World Public Security Administration has jurisdictional branches in corresponding places. The headquarter is located in Beijing. Our employment agency is under the jurisdiction of the Social Security Section branch."
I see, it turns out that the employment agency is a small subsidiary of the Security Department of the Three Realms.After listening to Song Zhan's introduction, Zhao Wugou simply drew an organizational chart in his mind, "So, our employment agency not only introduces jobs to people, but also introduces monsters?"
"To be precise, our services are mainly non-human beings. The main task is to provide job training and employment recommendations for non-human races who have just entered the human world and have no ability to earn a living. They have become unstable factors in the human world." Song Zhan said slowly, "After all, only by serving non-human beings can we get merit points."
Is this merit value the same as the one recorded by Deqian?Zhao Wugou habitually glanced at his right wrist, "Can we also earn merit points?"
"Of course, the employees of various agencies of the Security Department of the Three Realms are public servants and can obtain merit points." Song Zhan smiled gently, "Actually, except for you, all other employees in our office are here to accumulate merit points .”
Zhao Wugou: ……………
The phone vibrated twice, Song Zhan took out his golden unilateral glasses and put them on, turned on the phone, and said while replying, "For you humans, the merit value may be just a weight when you reincarnate, but for non For the human race, the more important role is to resist the catastrophe. The higher the merit value, the easier it is to cultivate. When you finally reach the heavenly level, you must have enough merit value to be recognized by the heaven and earth."
Wait, what do you humans mean?
Zhao Wugou's long eyebrows furrowed slightly, he stared at the lotus-shaped clip on the lapel of Song Zhan's black suit for a few seconds, then lowered his eyelashes to look at the box in the handbag, this size and size, porcelain?
Artifact?
Song Zhan put down his phone, with a faint smile on his face, against the elegant one-sided glasses, he looked gentle and mysterious, "It seems that you guessed my real body?"
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