Handbook of Nonhuman Research

He was about to discuss a few words with Yan Jun, but Tian Jun came over with a jade cup.

Today, Tianjun wears a jade hairpin in his hair, wears brocade clothes, and a set of double dragons with a ring of jade around his waist. He looks a bit like a gentle and jade-like young man in troubled times.

However, in the eyes of the interns, his usual attire is more eye-catching, but today he looks too deliberate and too hard, just like a beautiful male peacock.

Seeing Tianjun approaching Yanjun, the whole hall fell silent, and most of the monsters in the hall quickly turned their attention.

No way?Is Tianjun going to toast Yan Jun?

"Long time no see, Yan Jun is cleared up." Tianjun raised his glass politely, showing a harmonious relationship with Yan Jun.

Zhao Wugou: ……………

Didn't you just see it last week?

"Be more concerned about Tianjun. Recently, it is the turn of the underworld to supervise the Public Security Administration Bureau. I have no skills." Yan Jun also raised his glass politely, with a neither salty nor weak attitude, which was just right.

Demons: ……………

Do you think that by toasting each other so perfunctorily, we will believe that you have a good relationship?

Stop acting, is there anyone in the Three Realms who doesn't know that you seem to be in harmony, and have long-standing grievances?

Seeing the eyes of all the monsters, Zhao Wugou raised his forehead, and what was false was real, and what was real was false. Sure enough, Yan Jun and Tianjun deliberately showed their favor and used their perceptual fixation to make all the demons believe more and more that they were at odds '.

"Wugou, I heard that you are not in good health a while ago, have you gotten better recently?" After 'dealing with' Yan Jun, he turned to Zhao Wugou, Tianjun's tone immediately became more intimate, and he said courteously, "I will ask someone to help you." You have prepared Wannian Lingzhi and Yanling Pill."

After finishing speaking, he waved the jade bone fan and asked the attendants behind him to present two jade boxes, one large and one small, to Hei Wuchang beside Zhao Wugou.

It would be fine if his tone and expression were normal, but this guy's eyes are slightly raised, and his attitude is so friendly that it's hard for people not to think about it.

Yan Jun said coldly, "Lao Tianjun, don't worry, but Wugou is allergic to Ganoderma lucidum."

Zhao Wugou: ……………

Oh oh oh, Tianjun dared to show courteousness to the judge in front of Yan Jun, it was not only a discord, it was a provocation!All the monsters showed gossip expressions.

Tianjun didn't bother anymore, and walked away as if nothing had happened.

Slow songs and slow dances condense silk and bamboo, the heart of Yangliu Tower is light, and the wind at the bottom of the peach blossom fan is strong.

Yan Jun and Bai Wuchang, who is considered to be the most skilled at dancing in the underworld, were basically responsible for the staggering of cups and cups, while the interns ate two cups of warm tea in a leisurely manner with the graceful dancing posture of the dancers.Hei Wuchang was left by Yan Jun, responsible for blocking the wine and protecting his safety, and passing the baton to the strange faces at the intern science popularization banquet by the way.

Of course, in view of someone's silent character, this kind of popular science can only be conducted passively in the form of questions and answers.

The focus of the scene was naturally the Queen Mother of the West who was the protagonist of today's birthday. At any time, her surroundings were almost surrounded by water, and monsters frequently came to toast and celebrate her birthday.

Except for the Queen Mother of the West, the two emperors are the most popular, and they are surrounded by fairies and demons.The subtle thing is that the monsters around the two emperors seldom communicate and communicate, and they look very different from each other.

Zhao Wugou, the melon eater, curled his lips with great interest, it seems that the common sense of "the two emperors are at odds" has really penetrated into the heart of the demon.

The Queen Mother of the West prefers gold ornaments, gold hairpins, and gold bracelets, and her whole body is full of golden light.She is not as stern and fierce as in the legends of the human world. Her every move is full of flair, and she is always smiling. She can drink very well. Even after drinking dozens of glasses, she still looks as usual. .

"Does the Queen Mother of the West have any gossip that is widely circulated? Similar to Tianjun's jade bone fan, narcissism complex, Yan Jun is an obsessive-compulsive disorder." Zhao Wugou asked Heiwuchang in a low voice.

"Dare to love and dare to hate." Hei Wuchang thought for a while before he said, "She was one of the best beauties among all the monsters, the dream lover of all the monsters, with a detached status and many suitors. Several romances were vigorous, especially with her. Everyone knows about King Mu's first love."

"Then what about him and the East Prince?" It sounds like the Queen Mother of the West is a more emotional monster.If she is behind the biting of Caihu, then the reason is very likely to be related to feelings.Tianjun, a narcissistic guy, did he ever get into some kind of romantic debt?

"I heard that in the earliest days, the Queen Mother of the West and the Prince of the East were actually just partners. They were often mentioned because of their equal status. Later, they fell in love with each other for a long time, and they slowly came together."

"Oh, I understand." The intern raised his eyebrows and deliberately teased, "Just like you and Xiaobai."

In a way, you're both an office romance.

Heiwuchang was silent for about three or four seconds before seriously saying, "It's different, Xiaobai is my first love."

"Your tone sounds a bit ostentatious." Zhao Wugou held up the teacup helplessly, trying to tease others, but in the end he showed affection.

"This subordinate dare not. As far as this subordinate knows, you are also Yan Jun's first love." Hei Wuchang said solemnly.

"Cough! Cough!" Zhao Wugou who had just taken half a sip from the teacup almost choked.

The Demon Emperor is a little moody, chatting and laughing with the last monster, but not pretending to the next monster, turning his face faster than turning a book, his personality is unpredictable.He held two agate-colored walnuts in his hands, turning them around from time to time.There was a guard standing behind him, who was as serious as Hei Wuchang, and he was serious throughout the whole process.

"What kind of person is the Demon Emperor?" Zhao Wugou, who was on fire, quickly changed the topic to the man in black robe.

"Cruel, cold-blooded, and deeply scheming." Hei Wuchang still thought for a while before opening his mouth, "He used tricks to lure the twelve elders of the demon clan to fight, and took the opportunity to ascend to the throne of the demon clan. Thirty years later, one of the twelve elders The Eight Great Elders rebelled together. He took the lead and defeated the rebels. He slashed thousands of demons in succession, washed the demon world with blood, and chopped down the mountain-shocking knife that he carried with him. This big battle still makes many demons talk about it."

The intern rubbed his chin. This demon emperor has both strength and strategy. In the demon world where strength is paramount, he deserves the throne.

However, if he fights against Tianjun, it seems that there is not much benefit.instead?He has been trapped at the earth level for a long time because of the problem of merit value. Even if Tianjun falls, he will not be able to cross the heaven to rule the heaven.

Unless there is any other reason.

The music style in the hall turned sharply, from soft to passionate.The dancers hold long swords and start the sword dance. "Where's Duke Dong?" Zhao Wugou's attention and eyes turned to the third person.

Dong Wanggong seemed to be a little unwell, his face was pale, and there was an abnormal red color on his cheeks.He drank alcohol like medicine, every time the wine entered his throat, he would frown, and winking monsters would not go to pay a second round.As for those who don't wink, he won't shake his face, and he will still finish his drink in a pleasant manner, but the speed is slightly slower than others.Every time he finishes drinking, he wipes his hands with a silk handkerchief.The four corners of that silk handkerchief are embroidered with patterns of phoenix feathers with gold thread, which looks extremely elegant.

"Weak and sick, extravagant style, hate red tape." Hei Wuchang probably answered what Zhao Wugou wanted to know, this time much faster. "I only heard that he likes to dance, write and ink, and has extremely high requirements for all kinds of utensils. He doesn't need Penglai ink, and he doesn't use snow lotus paper. He also burns ambergris every day, which is extremely luxurious. Apart from this, he rarely goes out. , the rumors about him are the least.”

Zhao Wugou frowned slightly, like Dong Wanggong, living behind closed doors is the best way to cover his tracks and do something.It's just that the Eastern Prince can't even control the demon world by himself. Compared with the Demon Emperor, he is farther away from replacing him. What good does it do him to stigmatize Tianjun?

"How does the queen mother feel about him?"

"He and the Queen Mother usually live in different places. Every year, the Queen Mother Xi rides on Xi You to see him." Hei Wuchang answered while toasting with a monster who came up to toast Zhao Wugou.It is also one of the tasks Yan Jun entrusted to him to hold back wine for the Lord Judge. There is no way, with the current spiritual power of his Lord Judge, it is impossible to drink these fine nectars for the time being.

Couple at the end of the year?Zhao Wugou thought of the migratory bird-style weekend couple that had been hotly discussed by the media for a while.At that time, the professor also asked them to discuss in groups as a group topic.This way of getting along is harmonious and independent, which can not only maintain a sense of freshness, but also leave enough personal space.Tide point of view, is the freedom of the soul.But, at the same time, it also distances the supposedly close relationship between husband and wife geographically and psychologically, making them more alienated to some extent.

When Yan Jun and Bai Wuchang dismissed the monsters around, Zhao Wugou had already finished gossiping about all his key suspects.

Even after drinking hundreds of cups, Queen Mother Xi, Yan Jun, Tian Jun and others all began to feel a little tipsy.

The Demon Emperor came to offer a toast to Yan Jun. When they were talking, the Queen Mother of the West also came to offer a toast to Zhao Wugou.This glass of wine is black and impermanent, Zhao Wugou had no choice but to bite the bullet and drink it.Within a few seconds, there was some alcohol on his head, and his cheeks were hot.

"Wugou, we haven't had a drink today." Tianjun suddenly appeared, holding his own cup and insisting on clinking glasses with Zhao Wugou.

Unable to resist him, Zhao Wugou had to drink another cup.

"Wugou, you look so good-looking." Tianjun squinted his eyes halfway, stretched out his hand in a drunken way, as if he wanted to touch Zhao Wugou's face, but he was so drunk that his hand was a little unsteady, and lightly touched his cheek. Swipe across.

The demons were stunned, Tianjun was molesting the judge just now?Although there were rumors in the past that Tianjun coveted the judge, but after all, he had never been so blatant.

Before Zhao Wugou could react, Tianjun had already been pushed out by Yan Jun.

Tianjun was also enraged, and with the help of alcohol, the two jumped into the air and fought.In an instant, sand and rocks flew away, and the sky and the earth changed color.

Zhao Wugou silently supported his forehead.

When Tianjun stretched out his hand to touch it, he suddenly realized the specific content of the plan to turn his face.No wonder he didn't dare to make it clear to Yan Jun and himself in advance, if he made it clear, Yan Jun would agree.

To be honest, this excuse for turning his face is so bad, Kui Tianjun can figure it out.

Hey, no matter what, my role today is finally over.

After managing the expressions, Zhao Wugou raised his head to look at the two people in mid-air, saying that the Minister's response was quite quick, and he immediately took over the 'play'.He thought for a while, and then quietly looked around at the Queen Mother of the West, the Prince of the East, and the Demon Emperor who wanted to go up to persuade the fight. Sure enough, the micro expressions of the three were very intriguing.

In mid-air, Tianjun, who had been hit several times, explained helplessly to Yanjun, "Brother, be gentle with your hands, I'm fake touch."

"I'm sorry, although it's acting, I happen to be really angry." Yan Jun gave someone a shoulder without mercy.The judge is his reverse scale, without exception.

mean!Tianjun hugged his arm in pain and couldn't tell, he was over 1 years old, and he was so stingy!

On the other side, father and father were not in the apartment, and Taotie was dragged by those humans to hold a development communication meeting, and the bored little Baozi suddenly felt the breath of the little silver dragon in the rain.

Today is Wen Liangxing cloud cloth rain?

Xiao Baozi's eyes lit up, and he rolled up his sleeves full of fighting spirit, choosing a day is worse than hitting the day, just bored, so go fight with Xiao Yinlong!

What he never expected was that this fight almost made him regret it for the rest of his life.