Handbook of Nonhuman Research

A lingering kiss, seduced someone who lacked experience into a trance, was led by Yan Jun to the hot spring in a daze, and soaked in the water in a daze.

It turns out that those serious guys on the surface are scary when they pick up people!

Simply fatal.

Zhao Wugou pulled the bath towel between his knees, sitting in the hot spring with his red ears and his knees in his arms, silently introspecting.As for the other hand, it was still firmly held by Yan Jun who was in a happy mood.

Si Geng slammed into San Geng and pouted, "It seems that we can win a year-end award today."

San Geng blinked ignorantly:? ? ?

Si Geng shook his head, this brother's IQ is hopeless, let the boss sell it.

The little bun in the hot spring was half-wrapped in a white towel, like a lively little animal, happily flopping around in circles around Yan Jun and Zhao Wugou.

It wasn't until half of the face was splashed by the water splashed by the little guy that the intern managed to recover.

"Daddy, I'm sorry." The little guy stuck out his tongue mischievously, and quickly pulled off the bath towel on his body to wipe Zhao Wugou's face.

Hurrah, the bath towel soaked with water directly soaked Zhao Wugou's head, and his hair that was not wet with water also suffered.

Zhao Wugou: ......

Play around!Yan Jun took a towel to wipe Zhao Wugou's face, and glanced at the 'culprit' lightly.

The little guy who received the signal blinked his big black and white eyes, and silently moved the tossing position southwards, rushing towards the direction of Tao Tie, who was holding the floating table and feasting.

"Wow!" The water splashed by the unstoppable little steamed stuffed bun spread across the floating tables, and the fried rice with truffle eggs in front of Taotie instantly turned into rice with truffle soup.

Taotie: ……………

In the next hour and a half, the number of affected people continued to increase.The little bun seems to be winding up, "doing evil" everywhere, Bai Ze's hair, Wu Yi's bathrobe, Wu Er's magazines... Except Yan Jun, almost everyone has been harmed by the little Yama's spray.In the locker room, the little bun who aroused the 'public anger' was held down together, and his chubby little face was reddened by you pinching each other, and the demons reluctantly let go.

The little bun didn't dare to be rude anymore, he fled to Zhao Wugou's side with his red face, and obediently sat on his shoulder pretending to be innocent.All the monsters were about to catch up, Yan Jun's eyes were swept away, so they had to stop.

Although the judge's current state looks gentle and harmless, Yan Jun can't afford it.

Everyone came out of the hot spring and walked along the corridor to the rest area for guests to cool off.In order to avoid boredom, the rest area is divided into three areas, where you can chat and drink tea, surf the Internet, and watch performances.

Tianjun was not interested in skiing, so he ran over to soak in the hot springs and play games online.

When Zhao Wugou and the others arrived, the magic show in the performance area had just ended.A few spectators stood up and walked towards the door.

Near the side of the aisle, two girls suddenly quarreled, the one with short hair raised his hand and slapped the long-haired girl opposite.

The long-haired girl covered her face and ran over crying, if Yan Jun hadn't raised her hand in time to separate them, she would have almost bumped into Zhao Wugou's arms.

"Be careful." Seeing that the girl was in a trance and almost fell, Wu Er quickly reached out to help her.

"Thank you." The girl looked up in embarrassment, her eyes were red.

After passing by the girl, Wu Er was still looking back frequently.

"What are you looking at?" Wu Yi followed Wu Er's gaze and turned his head.

"No, it's just that human who almost bumped into Mr. Judge just now, feeling very sad." Wu Er pushed his thick bottle-bottomed glasses with a sense of justice, the one with short hair is too fierce!

"Don't worry about it." Wu Yi flicked his younger brother's forehead, "Have you ever heard a saying, 'other people's affairs, the cause and effect are unknown, and words are easy to make mistakes'? You only saw it for a few seconds, whether there is a reason for it, We passers-by don’t know what’s going on between them.”

etc!The conversation between Wu Yi and Wu Er fell into Zhao Wugou's ears, and suddenly his eyes lit up.

"What do you think is the relationship between Yan Jun and Tian Jun?" Zhao Wugou grabbed Wu Yi and Wu Er and asked.When Tianjun came in the morning, both of them were still sleeping.

"Yan Jun and Tian Jun?" Wu Er was taken aback by this unexpected question, "It should be pretty bad, like deadly enemies."

"Why?" the intern asked.

"The king doesn't see the king, not to mention that it is said that Lord Yan was driven to the underworld by the Lord of Heaven. He must feel very unhappy with the Lord of Heaven." Wu Yi, who was still educating Wu Er in the right way just now, "I don't know cause and effect, and words are easy to make mistakes", Mentioning these two greatest emperors in the world immediately ignites the soul of gossip.

"Be driven to the underworld by Tianjun?" Yan Jun, one of the parties involved, frowned.Obviously Tianjun was driven to heaven by him, okay?

"I heard that I was only listening to the legends of other monsters." Thinking that the Lord is by his side, Wu Yi hurriedly blamed him.

"Haha, I like this legend." The second person involved also rushed to the scene. Hearing Wu Yi's words, he showed a smile that the legend "won my heart", and shook the jade bone fan.

“你和天君之间具体的状况，外人并不知道。”赵无垢看看阎君，“大部分妖怪，都误认为你们关系不好。”

"They didn't misunderstand." Yan Jun glanced at Tian Jun who was smiling proudly because of the 'misinformation', and said lightly that our relationship is indeed not good.

Tianjun: ……………

Zhao Wugou: ……………

"I want to say that I may have figured out why that person dared to impersonate Tianjun." Zhao Wugou raised his forehead.Although the two of you, one arrogant and the other sullen, usually taunt each other or fight and bet, but at most, the way you get along is a little different from ordinary people.After all, you two brothers were born and raised, you are different, and you are at the top of the world.

"What's the reason?" Tianjun, who was about to win back the city by teasing Zhao Wugou, closed his fan bones, and his face turned serious instantly.

"In case something happens, he is probably trying to take advantage of your 'mortal enemy' relationship to stir up disputes between you, and then take the opportunity to escape." The intern raised his eyebrows. Between real mortal enemies, only a suitable 'excuse' is needed , You can learn from the famous battle.

"Despicable!" Tianjun said angrily.

Tianjun's genuine anger made Zhao Wugou touch his nose, "This is just my speculation."

"It can't be wrong." Tianjun slammed his palm hard with the fan bone.

Zhao Wugou: ……………

"Yes or no, maybe we can make a round and try it out." Yan Jun raised his brows slightly in a strategic manner, and if he planned on them, he should have the consciousness to pay the price.

"It makes sense, just follow the plan!" Tianjun agreed.

Everyone was discussing how to draw the spiritual master to show up. Someone ran in in a panic and shouted, "It's not good, it's not good, someone hanged himself in the locker room. Is there a doctor? Is there a doctor?" Does anyone know first aid?"

A middle-aged man in a yellow bathrobe stood up, "I am a doctor."

"Follow me." The visitor waved his hand, then turned around and walked back.Many people also followed in a swarm.

Wu Yi's peachy eyes slightly raised, and he looked at Bai Ze condemningly, "Stinky fortune teller, what kind of feng shui did you choose for this resort? People commit suicide every day?"

White Pond:………………

A professional doctor had already gone to give first aid, so Zhao Wugou and the others didn't go to make trouble, and continued to discuss the bureau.After about twenty minutes, they finalized the general framework, and when some details needed to be discussed, people came back one after another.

The two people passing by Wu Er chatted as they walked, "This girl is lucky, she was really saved."

"Is the first aid person Professor Wang from Yonghe Hospital?"

"Yes, yes, a national treasure-level expert, his account could not be registered half a year in advance."

"This person saved the universe in his previous life. It's very lucky."

"It's too ridiculous to say it. It's an age now, and there are still people who believe in 'Shou Gong Sha'."

"I know that Shougong is a gecko, but what is Shougong Sha?" Taotie looked at Zhao Wugou curiously.

Xiao Baozi's eyes widened, and he put on the same face of seeking knowledge.

Zhao Wugou: ……………

"It's a kind of 'prescription'. It is said that gecko is fed with cinnabar. After feeding seven catties of cinnabar, the gecko is smashed and applied on the woman's arm to form a vermilion 'sand' mark, so it is called Shougongsha. "The interns tried to avoid the important things and ignore the minor things as much as possible, "There are records of this matter in "Natural History" and "Compendium of Materia Medica."

That's how it was, Taotie licked his tiger teeth, as if yearning for the taste of a gecko eating cinnabar.

"And more," Xiao Baozi nodded half-understanding, and leaned into Zhao Wugou's ear as if thinking of something, "Daddy, what do you mean by thinking you are evil?"

How did you know?Someone's ears burst red in an instant!

Yan Jun's face darkened, and in the next second, Xiao Baozi was lifted into the air by the collar, with 300 copies of the big characters 'Don't listen to evil'.

Taotie, who was an accomplice to eavesdropping, was not spared either.

Today's little bun is still a day of tearful writing.

In order to temporarily escape the embarrassing atmosphere, the intern received a video call from Wang Xuan to Leyao Town that night, and agreed without hesitation, and even cooperated and rushed back the next morning.

As a well-known porcelain city in Huaguo, almost every village near Leyao has kilns.

The porcelain master Wang Xuan wanted to interview lived in a village called Kaiyang.

The small village is surrounded by mountains and rivers. From a distance, you can see the elongated kiln built on the hillside. The shape is reclining like a dragon, and it has a rather magnificent posture.

"Look, that's the famous dragon kiln." Wang Xuan beamed and pointed to the kiln on the hillside for Zhao Wugou to see.

实习生的目光却被窑边矗立的那座黄墙灰瓦像是寺庙的建筑吸引了。窑边的庙，难道供的是窑神？

When they drove closer, the two looked into the temple curiously, and found that there were three big characters written on the golden plaque with a black background, Wangsun Temple.

I couldn't see the appearance of the statue clearly, but there was a little boy in the temple wearing a blue padded jacket, holding an incense stick in a dignified manner, as if he was paying homage.

The porcelain master Wang Xuan wanted to interview was surnamed Wang, and he had sent an apprentice to wait at the entrance of the village early on.

"What kind of temple is that temple next to the dragon kiln in your village? I don't think I've seen it before." Wang Xuan asked casually.

"Oh, you said that the Wangsun Temple is dedicated to our own kiln god. According to legend, his name is Wangsun, who sacrificed his life to become a kiln. Regardless of the small size of the temple, it is more than 1000 years old." The short-haired young man smiled naively, because the weather was dry, The edges of the lips are chapped.

"It must be very spiritual, right? Just now we saw a little boy worshiping."

The short-haired young man froze for a moment, "Don't be kidding, that's the kiln temple, and only the master who makes porcelain is qualified to worship. And it's all before the kiln is opened. How could other people, especially the little boy, go to the kiln temple?" ?”

Zhao Wugou & Wang Xuan: ……………

A hundred miles away, a black Rolls-Royce was galloping on the road.

"How about we have a meeting to discuss today?" Tianjun asked dissatisfiedly on the other end of the phone.

"Conference call." Yan Jun said lightly.

"Aren't you in Beijing North?"

"Business trip." Someone was shy and ran away, so he could only follow.Yan Jun looked at the road sign '110 kilometers away from Leyao Town' passing by the window, and said without changing his expression.

The mountain is not just me, I can come to the mountain.