Handbook of Nonhuman Research

Early on Friday morning, there was heavy snowfall in Jingbei City.Under Zhao's mother's supervision on the phone, Zhao Wugou was wrapped up like mille-feuille before going out.

Downstairs, a huge poodle and an elegant fox terrier are happily rolling in the snow.Because these two dogs are so good-looking, they attracted many passers-by's sideways glances, and some even took out their mobile phones to secretly take pictures.

Zhao Wugou also looked at it curiously, the more he looked at it, the more familiar it became.A few seconds later, he finally realized, Nima, what kind of poodle and fox dog are these, except for the smaller size and eight missing tails, they are clearly Bai Ze and Wu Yi who live upstairs.

Those two guys actually took shape specially to play with the snow!

Fall!The intern silently cast aside and envied him in his heart, and continued to rush towards the school without stopping.

Before going to the professor's office, Zhao Wugou deliberately went back to his and Wang Xuan's apartment, dug out the bracelet that bit Caihu and put it in his bag, planning to study it carefully when he was free.

Wang Xuan, who tiptoed to open the bedroom door, saw Zhao Wugou in the living room, and immediately opened the door and walked out, "I heard movement outside, so I thought there was a thief in the house!"

Zhao Wugou, who thought he was still sleeping, deliberately stepped lightly: ……………

"By the way, when buying a bracelet, did you ask to register your birth date? Do you know my birth date?" Zhao Wugou shook the drawstring bag in his hand.

"Is it the one that registered you?" Wang Xuan suddenly realized, carelessly grabbing his messy hair that looked like a bird's nest, "I thought it was my membership card that was asked to fill in."

Zhao Wugou: ……………

"I said, are you living in someone else's house so much that you don't want to leave?" Wang Xuan collapsed on the sofa and yawned greatly, "How much money are you wasting? Why don't you just move there. It also saves me from being alone every day. , waiting for you like a watcher's stone."

"Let's talk about it after the New Year."

"Rich man." Wang Xuan shook his head, took out two cans of Sprite from under the coffee table, and threw them to Zhao Wugou.

"See you later." The intern who was rushing to the professor's side turned and walked towards the door.

"Hey, hey, I'm going to shoot porcelain in Leyao Town for my next film, are you free?" Wang Xuan asked quickly.

"Follow the fate. It depends on your luck when you ask me out." Zhao Wugou waved his hand without looking back. It's not that he is not loyal enough, but that he doesn't know whether he is busy with tomorrow's schedule or not. There are just too many things going on.

Wang Xuan: ……………

Today, Mr. Wang's morning exercise is to repeatedly jump between love and hate for his student bully roommate.

Zhao Wugou spent most of the morning sorting out the experimental data, and around noon, he helped the professor run errands to collect the materials.On the way back, I happened to pass by the Shanglian Building.

He planned to go in to buy a cup of cat's claw coffee, but he saw a winding line from the inside of the mall to the outside of the bustling crowd at the door. The long line was as spectacular as the Spring Festival travel ticket office a few years ago.

Looking at the poster area at the front of the line, it turns out that people are queuing up to buy Biting Caihu!

The intern who was patting snowflakes on his body couldn't help but feel moved. He remembered that Wang Xuan had said when he gave him the bracelet that this store was a pop-up store, and it was only open for 30 days on the first floor of the business association, which was equivalent to limited sales.Is this thing really so popular?

Going forward, the front of the line is the pop-up store. The entrance looks like a high-end store, with roadblocks blocking the entrance and restricting the number of people entering the venue.Only when the previous batch of customers go out can the next batch enter.

How the hell did this thing catch fire?

Zhao Wugou shook his head, pushed open the door of Cat's Claw Coffee next door, ordered a cup of hot Americano, and then sat down at the seat next to him to search for the matter of biting Caihu.

It turned out that this item is a New Year limited series of gold jewelry jointly launched by the well-known gold jewelry brand 'Huakai' and a spiritual master surnamed Wang.

The shape of the bracelet that bites the tiger is designed by a world-renowned ghost jewelry designer, and then injected with spiritual power by Master Wang himself.Each bracelet has its own globally unique number.

Isn't that the cross-border combination of gold jewelry and spiritual masters?Zhao Wugou rubbed his nose, this master should be the master that Wang Nana said without a doubt.

The popularity of Bite Caihu is not just a simple gimmick of 'limited quantity', but 'value' and 'spirit'.

Based on the weight of 3.16 grams of hard gold alone, the value of this bracelet has exceeded 1000 or 1099 yuan. In addition to the added value of Huakai’s brand and the blessing of the designer, the price of [-] yuan can be said to be very value-for-money. .

In addition, regarding the degree of effectiveness of biting the tiger, there are overwhelming discussions on the Internet, and the spread is miraculous.

Some said that after wearing it, they immediately negotiated a long-standing business, some said that they got a long-awaited offer, and some even bought lottery tickets directly and rudely, and won twice. 5 yuan.

"What? Not at this hour?" An angry voice came from the seat next to Zhao Wugou's half-wall.Zhao Wugou felt that it sounded familiar, and when he raised his head, he saw Tianjun's signature silver hair with reddish roots.

"Then what about the other hour I asked you to buy?" Tianjun asked again.

"No?" Tianjun frowned.

Sensing the gaze from the side, he turned his head sharply, seeing that it was Zhao Wugou, he smiled casually, his eyebrows raised high, "Report your birthday and time of birth."

Zhao Wugou:? ? ?

"Hurry up, report your birthday or something." Tianjun urged.

The intern had no choice but to sign up, and Tianjun repeated it to the phone.

"What? Nothing? I saw a ghost!" Tianjun's brows were furrowed, and after a while, he suddenly smiled angrily and raised the corners of his lips, "Interesting, indeed interesting."

He 'swish' opened the fan that said 'As expected of me' and slapped it twice, glanced lightly at the wall clock on the wall, and said to the phone, "1989:1 on January 2, 12. "

Zhao Wugou shook his head, using today's time to randomly assign a year and make up a birthday, is that okay?

This time the other end of the phone was quiet, and no negative news came back.Tianjun Shi Shiran hung up the phone, raised his chin pretending to be chic, and greeted Zhao Wugou, "Wugou, we are indeed destined."

"That's also a 'destiny'." Zhao Wugou shrugged his shoulders, holding his coffee cup and smelling it.This guy can't talk properly every time.

"Anyway, I have walked with you through thousands of mountains and rivers, how can you be so heartless?" The corners of Tianjun's eyes drooped slightly, and he handed over a unique Tianjun-style sad look.

"Accompany me through thousands of mountains and rivers? When?" Zhao Wugou directly thought, no!too!Can!able!Based on Yan Jun's character, he would definitely not let this kind of thing happen.

Tianjun was speechless for half a second before holding back three words, "In my heart."

Zhao Wugou: ……………

"Tsk," Tianjun frivolously frowned his handsome eyebrows, "Didn't you lose your memory? How can you be so sure that you never went out with me?"

"I have confidence in my former self." Zhao Wugou tilted his head, "You are not the type I admire. Between us, at most, it should be like an inverse proportional function and a coordinate axis."

"What do you mean?" Tianjun gently shook the jade bone fan in his hand, showing an expression of listening attentively, and the four characters of romantic and suave flowed in every gesture.

Zhao Wugou's eyebrows moved slightly, and he smiled softly, "Infinitely close, never intersecting."

Tianjun: ……………

When Tianjun was speechless, a man in a black suit walked into the coffee shop carrying a paper bag, and handed the paper bag over respectfully, "Your Majesty! I got it."

"Are you buying a fortune tiger just now?" Zhao Wugou's eyes fell on the bag, and he suddenly understood why Tianjun asked him about his birthday.

"You also know this thing?" Tianjun half-supported his chin, holding the rope buckle with the handle of his fan, and scrutinized the tiger biting the purple rope.

Zhao Wugou took out an identical bag from his backpack, "Not only do I know, but there is another one."

"Isn't it your birthday?" Tianjun shrugged his eyebrows in astonishment.

"My friend gave me a Christmas present, but the time of my birthday was wrongly reported." Zhao Wugou looked at Tianjun curiously, "What does it mean no?"

"I also want to know." Tianjun's eyes fell on the bracelet of the fan handle playfully, staring at the pattern on the back of the golden tiger, "I only know that my birthday, Yan Jun's birthday, and yours You can’t even buy it on your birthday.”

"You remember Yan Jun's birthday clearly." Zhao Wugou nodded, sure enough he had a brother-in-law complex.

Tianjun threw the biting tiger back into the bag, touched his forehead with three fingers, and said dumbfoundedly, "Don't be jealous, I only remember his birthday because he is five hours older than me."

Who is jealous?Zhao Wugou squinted at him forcefully.

"I still have something to do, I'm leaving first, we'll talk next time." Receiving the signal that his subordinates have something to say, Tianjun waved his fan as a farewell, before standing up and going out, he suddenly said seriously, "Listen to my advice , don’t wear that bracelet indiscriminately. It’s best not to touch it.”

The interns were about to ask in detail, but Tianjun had already strode away.

Originally planning to open the bag for research, Zhao Wugou thought for a while, then put the bag away again, planning to take it out at night when Yan Jun is around.It's never a bad thing to be careful about everything.

When he walked out of the employment agency after get off work, the familiar black Rolls Royce stopped at the door again.Zhao Wugou originally thought it was another regular itinerary for eating, but he found that the little buns and gluttons in the car were full of excitement that couldn't be concealed.

"Daddy, my father said to take us to go skiing and soak in hot springs." As soon as Zhao Wugou got into the car, Little Baozi rushed over impatiently.

"Skiing?" Zhao Wugou who was holding the little bun looked at Yan Jun.

"Weekend, just to take you out to relax." Yan Jun put down the magazine in his hand. Recently, his partner is too tired. He heard that human hot springs are good for relieving fatigue and stretching the body and mind, so I just went to try it.It's also a New Year's gift from myself.

"Bai Ze and Wu Yi also want to go, so they booked the same hotel as us, don't you think it's too noisy?" Yan Jun signaled the little bun to pass the drinks on the table to Zhao Wugou.The little guy hastily complied.

Zhao Wugou shook his head, skiing must be more lively to be interesting!In particular, the wrestling moments that everyone wrestled one after another is simply a source of happiness for the ski trip.Besides, looking at the two of them having fun in the morning, you can tell that they like playing in the snow very much.

It was nearly nine o'clock when the car arrived at the ski resort hotel in the suburbs of Beijing.

As soon as Zhao Wugou got out of the car, he saw a red figure waving to him enthusiastically, and when he took a closer look, it turned out to be Wu Er in a red ski suit.

"Hi~" The intern beckoned, it seems that Wu Yi brought his family with him?

"My brother and the others are watching our dinner." Wu Er led everyone towards the restaurant.

The resort's restaurants are very distinctive, and each private room is directly an improved yurt.

Zhao Wugou didn't expect that the "stare" that Wu Er said was really a simple "stare".

When they entered, roasted mice, roasted whole chickens, roasted whole rabbits, roasted suckling pigs, and roasted whole lambs were lined up on the chef's shelf like matryoshka dolls. The scent of oil wafts through.Wu Yizheng was squatting on the chair in front of the grill, resting his chin and staring at the roast mouse.

After discovering that the roast rat looked very much like an ear rat, Zhao Wugou doubted whether the other things were ordinary chickens or sheep.

"It's really late for you guys to arrive." Wu Yi greeted soullessly, not wanting to leave his eyes.

"I came out a little late today, and I'm exhausted recently." Zhao Wugou, who had overtime for a while, explained.

"What misunderstanding do you have about dogs?" Wu Yi, the canine representative present, gave him a caring look, "Dogs are not tired, they live a much more comfortable life than you humans."

Zhao Wugou: ……………

"At the age of three, I have to go to kindergarten, at the age of eight, I have to go to elementary school, I have to go to college, I have to work at the age of 22, I have to get married at the age of 25, I have to have a child before the age of 30, and my whole life is running around between completing various strange things non-stop. I really don't understand, what's the point of being a human being, are you reincarnated to clear the quests?" Wu Yi frowned his pretty eyebrows, seriously wondering.

"...Maybe." Zhao Wugou touched his mask and smiled wryly.As a fox, why do you know so much about the task of human growth?

"Drink some butter tea to warm you up." Stop talking nonsense!Bai Ze patted Wu Yi on the head, got up and went to the table to pour tea for everyone, and changed the subject by the way.

Wu Yi curled his lips, hugged his knees obediently, and stared at his roast-eared mouse again.

After a heavyweight barbecue meal, everyone ate to their hearts' content.

Because they ate too much for dinner, they went to the activity room at the suggestion of the staff.

The activity room of the resort is built at the highest point, with an excellent view, so it is very popular.

In addition to them, there are several other groups of guests. There are two men and two women who have been nesting in the mini karaoke room, and the billiard area is surrounded by three boys playing snooker.On two game consoles, a man and a woman in couple sweaters are playing crazy racing.

There are more than a dozen guests in the hall watching the variety show.

The board game room was empty, so they went there to enjoy the snow scenery while playing board games to digest food.

While playing the game, Wu Er was still fiddling with the phone, and after sending it, he triumphantly showed Zhao Wugou next to him the text message sent to Zhou Feng, [I don’t miss you at all, I’ll think about it at 01:30 . 】

Zhao Wugou with goosebumps all over the floor: ……………

Zhou Feng, thank you for your hard work.

After playing four or five games, Xiao Baozi and Taotie got sleepy, so they went back to sleep.

Everyone booked a small villa, Bai Ze and others lived on the first floor, Yan Jun and Zhao Wugou lived on the first floor.

He politely sent his partner back to the door of the room, Yan Jun was about to turn around and go to the next door, the intern suddenly grabbed his sleeve, hesitantly nodded his chin into his room, "Come here."

"Are you sure?" Yan Jun raised his handsome long eyebrows in surprise.Under the dim light in the corridor, his black eyes were shining brightly.

"Hurry up." The intern didn't understand what he was hesitating for, so he pulled him by the cuff and led him into his room.

"Your Majesty, is this called luring wolves into the house?" Third Geng turned to look at Fourth Geng.

Si Geng made a movement of pulling the zipper on his mouth, saying that the king is a wolf, are you impatient?

In the room, Zhao Wugou took out the drawstring bag pretending to be biting Caihu, and put it in Yan Jun's hand mysteriously, "Look, is there something wrong with this thing? I always feel that the master Wang Nana mentioned, And this stuff, it's not quite right."

Yan Jun, whose mind is full of beautiful scenery: ………………

"Ah!!!" A shrill scream came from the snow, and in the dark night, it sounded like a ghost asking for his life.Shocked, Zhao Wugou, who was imagining the evil deeds of that spiritual master, shivered.

"What's going on?" Zhao Wugou looked out of the window and then at Yan Jun.

Yan Jun glanced out the window lightly, his tone was like the icy snow outside the window, "Someone died."