Handbook of Nonhuman Research

The third and fourth shifts did not arrange an outside restaurant this time, but put the dining place in one of Zhao Wugou's new homes, the apartment in the city center.In addition to dining, you can also visit your new home, killing two birds with one stone.

The chef of this private meal also surprised Zhao Wugou, it was Dingmao, the rabbit master.

Ding Mao, who was wearing a chef's hat, greeted Zhao Wugou and Yan Jun respectfully, and then took a few helpers back to the fully transparent glass kitchen with a serious face to continue preparing dishes.

Different from the dishes created by Ding Mao and handed over to the apprentices for dinner at Boxia last time, today it is obvious that he himself cooks the dishes.After eating dim sum, Zhao Wugou was amazed at Ding Mao's cooking skills, and found out that he was the chef tonight, so he couldn't help but look forward to the dinner.

While waiting for the big meal, Zhao Wugou, who had nothing to do, followed Yan Jun to visit the apartment.

He also thought about rejecting him, but when he thought of the relationship between himself and Yan Jun who had been unknown for hundreds of years, although he didn't remember it, the other party always remembered it. It was a bit hypocritical to refuse.

Unobstructed oversized bedroom, hidden double cloakroom, black furniture with copper handles, the details are full of elegant fashion and delicacy.

It feels better to watch it on the spot than photos. In addition to the touchable texture, there is also an incomparable night view outside the window.

Standing in front of the marble bay window and looking out, thousands of lights are shining like a galaxy. The atmosphere and prosperity are the unique pulse of this city.

This time, Xiao Baozi should be satisfied, right?Zhao Wugou thought reflexively.

In fact, judging from his current life rhythm of going to school and going to work, the location and transportation of this house are the most ideal among the three houses. Apart from being expensive, there are almost no disadvantages.

"Don't like it? It's up to you to modify it however you want. You can talk to the designer after you think it over." Seeing him in a daze, Yan Jun thought that he was not satisfied with the original design.

"No, I was thinking, if the little guy comes here, he probably won't complain about the shabby place I live in." Zhao Wugou shook his head mockingly, the little bun's resentment towards his place is as deep as hell.

"Let me know if he gets rough next time." Yan Jun put on an expression of 'I'll take care of him'.

"No, he's quite obedient in front of me. Go to Xibianhu to see?" Zhao Wugou, who was afraid of incurring a 'fat beating' buff to the little bun, quickly changed the subject, saying that he was going to Xibianhu to visit.

The two apartments hadn't been connected yet, so they had to go through the corridor.

A cat was meowing faintly in the elevator, Zhao Wugou took a look, the elevator stopped on the 17th floor above them, it seems that the future neighbor has a cat?

The developer uniformly decorated, and the layout and furnishings of the two apartments are like mirror images, symmetrical from left to right, basically nothing new.The two glanced at each other, then returned to Dongbianhu.

Zhao Wugou was also very satisfied with the table arrangements for the third and fourth shifts this time, his requirements were not high, at the very least, no spooky candles and tribute plates for funeral ceremonies that would make people stomach ache.

The intern enjoyed a super-class dinner with the Minister in a stable manner. Every dish was made from his favorite ingredients, and coupled with Ding Mao's craftsmanship, he ate to his heart's content.

Seeing him half-closed his eyes, enjoying the last dessert like a well-fed cat, Yan Jun had a faint smile in his eyes, and pushed his share to Zhao Wugou.

"You don't like to eat?"

"It was meant for you."

Only then did Zhao Wugou realize that every time he ordered food in the past, it was particularly in line with his appetite. It was not a coincidence, but Yan Jun remembered his own preferences and ordered it specially.

No matter how nonchalant he looks on his face, the Minister has always been silently taking care of him in his own way.

A strange feeling surged from the bottom of my heart, warm and sticky, much stronger than the dopamine effect produced by sweets.

Zhao Wugou was feeling the unfamiliar joy in a daze, when he suddenly heard the sound of ping-pong-pong above his head, as if someone was fighting.

He raised his head, just about to determine the source of the sound, when Yan Jun grabbed his waist and took him away from the seat.

"boom!"

Almost at the same time as he left the chair, the entire ceiling of the roof slammed down, smashing the table where he and Yan Jun were sitting just now into pieces with lightning speed.

Among the ruins, two animals, one white and one white, were wrestling together in the smoke and dust, their childish and primitive claws scratching their teeth, ignoring the problem of drifting fighting venues.

The flowery one looks like a raccoon cat, while the white one has nine fluffy tails. Zhao Wugou feels inexplicably familiar with the way of biting like a little beast in March.

"Wu Yi, stop hitting me." A half figure anxiously leaned out from the big hole upstairs, with gorgeous long silver hair, one golden and one green pupil, who else could it be but Bai Ze?

"Minister, Judge, I'm sorry." Seeing Zhao Wugou and Yan Jun standing next to him unexpectedly, Bai Ze, who was dressed in home clothes, also froze for a moment, and quickly jumped down to apologize.He seems to be particularly fond of checks, and his home clothes are also light blue fine checks.

White Pond?Wu Yi?

Zhao Wugou looked at the nine-tailed fox on the ground who was beating himself up, and then at the big hole above his head, what's going on, how could they be together?Also, it looks like an upstairs neighbor?

"You live upstairs?" Zhao Wugou asked uncertainly.

"Well, I live on the west side, and Wu Yi lives on the east side." Bai Ze's handsome face showed a hint of embarrassment, it was too inappropriate to meet his boss in home clothes.

Wait, we seem to be in Dongbianhu now, right?Zhao Wugou looked suspiciously at Bai Ze, who was dressed in home clothes, are you here to visit a neighbor?

"What's the matter with them?" Yan Jun let go of the hand protecting Zhao Wugou's waist, glanced at the group of mixed hair balls beside him and said faintly.

"Hey, blame me, I didn't discuss it with it." Bai Ze showed an indescribable expression, then turned his head, quickly picked up the little raccoon cat and hugged it in his arms, and said to the nine-tailed fox who still wanted to violently export, "Wu Yi, stop fighting."

"Stinky fortune-teller, you still protect it?" Wu Yi, who was in the shape of a beast, flicked the nine furry tails behind him angrily, with a grievance in his glazed eyes.

"It's only two years old, how can it beat you." Bai Ze tried helplessly to mediate.The raccoon cat rubbed against his arm, whining softly, looking pitiful.

"I didn't use my spiritual power, isn't it fair enough?" Wu Yi became more and more frantic when he saw the raccoon cat rubbing against Bai Ze's arm, flicking his tail, he dragged the raccoon cat from Bai Ze's arm, and rushed up again. It was a slap.

White Pond:………………

"If you really feel sorry for that kitten, don't touch it." Zhao Wugou thoughtfully pulled Bai Ze who was still about to go forward. Judging by his tone, Wu Yi must be jealous in eight or nine out of ten.

White Pond:? ? ?

Hearing Zhao Wugou's words, Bai Ze didn't understand why he didn't try to protect the raccoon cat any more, he just squatted beside him and crossed his hands, explaining patiently, "I just see it's pitiful wandering by the side of the road, I want to take it with me." Come back and feed something, there is really no other meaning."

"You still let it go on my sofa and rub against my cushions!" Wu Yi let go of the kitten and complained angrily, still furious.

"I'm sorry, it's my fault." Bai Zefu took the beautiful white fox into his arms, and sincerely apologized, "I just treated it like a child. Play around the house with it."

Zhao Wugou looked at the gentle and polite Bai Ze in front of him, and then thought about the appearance of the big two-horned lion chasing and rolling for joy with a small tabby cat. When in human form, he was serious, but in animal form, he released his instincts?

The double-sided contrast is a bit big!

"It all smells like that cat, it stinks to death!" Wu Yi's pink nose twitched, and he jumped out of his embrace, flicking his tail arrogantly, "You are not allowed to take anyone home from now on, do you hear me?"

"It's not human..." Bai Ze corrected in a low voice.

"Cats are not allowed either! Foxes, dogs, tigers... In short, all of them are not allowed before consulting with me!" Wu Yi slapped Bai Ze's wrist with his tail full of jealousy.It is agreed that no third party can be brought home, this is a matter of principle!

"Okay, I'll listen to you." Bai Ze, who was squatting on the side, drooped his ears, obediently like a big dog.Either way, it was wrong this time.

"Hmph!" The victorious Wu Yi lowered his head and picked up the raccoon cat's neck, flicked his tail, and jumped back upstairs with his head held high.

"Sorry, we will fix the ceiling as soon as possible." Bai Ze stood up and said apologetically to Zhao Wugou and Yan Jun.

After a while, Wu Yi, who turned into a human form, returned to his suave superstar status, as if the fox fighting just now wasn't him at all.

He was carrying a large checkerboard bag and jumped down from the big hole in the ceiling like he was walking on the ground, and he was still on the phone while jumping, "Xiaofeng, arrange for the decoration company from last time to come again, and I have rebuilt the house again." broken."

Wait, what does that 'again' mean?Zhao Wugou looked at the big hole in the roof. The house on this floor has never been sold, so it must have something to do with Wu Yi, the violent upstairs neighbor who fights like a beast when he says nothing, right?

"I'm sorry, I haven't thanked you for what happened last time. I broke something in your house today. I will be responsible for repairing it. If you need to rebuild, I will also contract it." Wu Yi was serious to Zhao Wugou and Yan Jun. He bowed and apologized, and smiled and stuffed the luxury brand bag in Zhao Wugou's hand, "Congratulations on moving to your new home, this is my congratulatory gift."

"Meow~" came a weak meow from the bag, obviously it was the raccoon cat just now.

Zhao Wugou: ……………

He had an ominous premonition that it would be unavoidable to be a neighbor with this person in the future.

Later, Zhao Wugou checked it carefully, and found that the cihuamao was not seriously injured. Although the arrogant fox looked fierce, it was actually merciful in its claws. Otherwise, how could this two-year-old kitten hold back against it? a slap?

In the end, the raccoon cat was taken away and adopted by a girl named Yanyi from the same department as the intern.

For the next two weeks, Zhao Wugou was very busy. The professor took on a very urgent project. He and the other graduate students were so busy that they stayed in the professor's office all night. Even the agency rarely went there.

After finally returning to the dormitory, the decoration of the upstairs was also working overtime just like their project, and the occasional noise made him unable to sleep well. After more than ten days, he lost a lot of weight.

After Yan Jun found out, he was very distressed, and persuaded him to live in the west side of the apartment first. In order to ensure his rest, he arranged a car to pick him up every day.

On the 23rd, the professor's project was finally finished.On Christmas Eve, the intern drew the curtains tightly and slept in the dark for a whole day, only waking up before dinner.

Yan Jun planned to fatten up someone as soon as possible, so he brought Ding Mao to the door, and made another big meal for Zhao Wugou.

"Shall we go to leave the house and have a look?" The intern, who was full of food and drink, suggested with great interest, remembering the case of the haunted house.

"Do you want to go today?" Yan Jun raised his eyebrows slightly. I heard that on this day, couples in the human world will have a date.

"Exercise after dinner." Zhao Wugou patted his belly symbolically, he shouldn't have eaten the last two pieces of beef brisket just now, and he was really full.

"Okay." Yan Jun nodded, and Wugou could go wherever he wanted.

The elevator opened, and there were Bai Ze and Wu Yi standing inside. Before opening the door, the two seemed to be discussing something. Seeing them coming in, Wu Yi immediately raised his hand to say hello, "Where are you going?"

After the concert and the demolition incident last time, his estrangement towards Zhao Wugou has been completely eliminated.Every time we meet, we will greet each other warmly.That kind of enthusiasm that is not afraid of life is in the same line as Wu Er.

"Leave the house." Zhao Wugou said truthfully.

"Is it fun? Can you take us there?" Wu Yi blinked and asked with great interest.

take you?

The intern thought about it, if Bai Ze went, it might be very useful.He looked at Yan Jun and saw that the other party had no intention of objecting, so he nodded, "Of course you are welcome to go, but I can't guarantee that it's fun. In fact, we are going to investigate an unsolved case."

"Investigate the case?" Wu Yi wrinkled his nose in doubt.

"Is it the case where several workers disappeared decades ago?" Bai Ze thought about it, and this should be the only unsolved case related to leaving the house.

"Correct."

"Let's investigate the case, who made us wonder where to go on Christmas Eve?" Wu Yi puffed up his lips boredly, and blew on his newly cut oblique bangs.

Christmas Eve?Zhao Wugou, who had slept so sleepily, blinked his black and white eyes, and then realized that in the elevator, Bai Ze and Wu Yi were discussing how to celebrate the festival, right?

And myself, arranged a hellish Christmas Eve for them?

"Have you rested?" Yan Jun glanced at Bai Ze indifferently, and heard that because of excessive brain power consumption, every time he came back from a business trip, Bai Ze would have a big sleep.If I remember correctly, he seems to have just returned at noon today.

Bai Ze nodded. He had rushed back to spend the holiday with a certain guy, but the two of them thought about it for a long time, but they didn't know where they were going.

At eleven o'clock in the evening, the wandering ghosts in the haunted house were boiling. No human dared to come in here for a long time, but this time, several of them came as soon as they came!

Great, there are newcomers to play tricks on.All the ghosts in the house clapped happily, scrambling to be the first to try.

"One last reminder, according to what we just said, in order to play longer, none of you are allowed to be violent." Wu Yi turned his head before pushing the door, and reminded those behind him enthusiastically.

"Let's try our best." Zhao Wugou patted him on the shoulder and pushed the door open.Here, the person who likes to fight the most is you Benhu, okay?

After being vacant for many years, the detached house was bought and refurbished by a developer at a very low price more than ten years ago, and equipped with fine decoration and a full set of home appliances.Unexpectedly, the name of the haunted house is too big, the new house has become an old house, and the high-end appliances have become obsolete appliances, which have not been sold until last month, when they were bought by Yan Jun.The developer who was about to cry was so happy that he almost set off firecrackers to celebrate.

Looking at the floor plan, the six people divided into three groups, Wu Yi and Bai Ze entered the main house, Yan Jun and Zhao Wugou went to the courtyard, and in the middle of the night they went to the backyard.

The ghosts in the house look like they are celebrating a festival, just around the corner.

Zhao Wugou and Yan Jun had just walked to the pond repaired by the original ancient well, when three black shadows suddenly hung upside down from the trees on the bank, like a chandelier, sticking out their long tongues, hanging in a row on the branches, He looked at them gloomyly.

"Do you know the Thatcher effect?" Zhao Wugou calmly turned his head and looked at the minister.

Yan Jun showed an expression of wishing to hear more about it.

"The human brain can recognize upright patterns, but it can't accurately recognize upside-down patterns," Zhao Wugou pinched the corner of the first ghost's lips, and pushed the second ghost's eyes upwards, turning it Like a teaching aid, it is broken into a positive shape, and the introduction is plausible, "Look, it doesn't seem to violate any rules. In an upside-down situation like it, the human brain often makes wrong judgments... ..."

The Hanged Ghost whose face is distorted into a strange shape: ...

Are you scared to death?

Yan Jun pulled Zhao Wugou's hand back from the Hanged Ghost's face, took out the silk handkerchief in his pocket to wipe his hands, and glanced at the ghosts with a little disgust, "Don't touch them, dirty."

The Hanged Ghost: ……………

"Tonight is the final game of Forest Idol, why don't we watch it here?" Wu Yi and Bai Ze walked around the living room and found a huge plasma rear-projection TV.

"Okay." Bai Ze nodded, and looked down for the remote control of the TV.

Wu Yi embraced the pillow, obediently jumped onto the sofa and waited.

After struggling for a long time, Bai Ze finally turned on the TV. The host said loudly in a passionate tone, "The next thing I will announce is the champion of this Forest Idol, and he is..."

The TV screen suddenly turned into a snowflake, and two ghosts with disheveled hair crawled out of it like Sadako.

"Get out! Don't delay me watching TV!" Wu Yi stretched out a long tail behind him, and immediately sent the ghost crawling in front flying away.

The other ghost was frightened and froze in place, with half of his body inside the TV and half outside, motionless.

"Don't get out yet, want to accept a hairdressing endorsement?" Wu Yi rolled his eyes at him, he didn't pursue his self-image at all, and the ends of his hair were all split, okay?

The long-haired ghost turned around and crawled back disheveledly, covering his face.

On the other side of the backyard, a ghost snatched Si Geng's hat and ran away. After a few steps, San Geng overtook him, kicked his back and fell to the ground.

"How could you outrun me?" The ghost turned to look at it in disbelief.

Third Geng bent his lips proudly, took back the hat from it, and handed it back to Si Geng, "I've never lost in running."

"Impossible, I used to be the messenger ghost who followed the Maoshan Taoist priest! You must be cheating!" The ghost said unconvinced.

"Then try again." San Geng blinked and raised his feet.

The ghost on the ground rushed out like lightning.Within three steps, it was trampled over again.

"Do you remember what those Taoist priests said at the end of the order?" San Geng stepped on its back and squatted down, with a sincere look on his face.

The ghost who was pressed to the ground tried hard to recall, "...as urgent as a law?"

"I'm called Li Ling!" Third Geng patted it on the shoulder with a smile.Laws and Orders was its original name hundreds of years ago.

The ghost on the ground: ……………

After more than ten minutes, the aboriginal ghosts in the entire yard were completely defeated. Only then did they know that these guys who came in tonight were not good at all.

"We want Wendou!" Seeing that they were no match in terms of force, the aborigines gathered together and discussed for a long time, trying to save some face.

"Wen Dou?" Zhao Wugou looked at Bai Ze next to him, and smiled as brightly as a moonlight, "Tell me about it."