Handbook of Nonhuman Research

"You are?" Zhao Wugou looked at him suspiciously. If he had seen this amazing face, he would never forget it.

"Huh!" The handsome guy turned around arrogantly, leaving Zhao Wugou with a big "I refuse to talk to you" back.

Seeing that beautiful right-angled shoulder curvature, the intern was instantly enlightened. It was... the one who was so tightly wrapped up in the ghost market that he insisted on bargaining with him!

So, it's not actually a cat, but a fox?

And, it seems, it's still a very narrow-minded kind.

"Brother, this is my good friend, Zhao Wugou." Wu Er tugged at the handsome man's sleeve, deliberately biting the word 'good friend', implying that he should be polite to his only human friend, "We are making an appointment Going to drink tea."

"This is my elder brother Wu Yi. It speaks very angry sometimes, but its heart is not bad. I apologize to you on his behalf." Wu Er grabbed Zhao Wugou with the other hand and explained to him seriously.Quite a bit of a dilemma.

In connection with the context before and after, the intern estimated that what Wu Er wanted to say should be 'infuriating' rather than 'popularity'.

Wu Yi, Wu Er, as expected... They are brothers at first glance.The fox family is famous for being romantic and clever, but the name is even more perfunctory and casual than other monsters.

Wu Yi angrily ground his teeth with the legs of his sunglasses, glaring at Zhao Wugou, what?You idiot are rushing to drink tea with my brother?

Zhao Wugou: ......

I'm not, I don't.Don't think about it!

Five minutes later, the three of them sat awkwardly in the coffee area of ​​the Public Security Bureau.

Wu Er hoped that Wu Yi would leave quickly, so he kept kicking his sneaker heels under the table quietly, but the other party remained indifferent; Flying eye knife, it's a pity that people don't look at it at all.

The intern lowered his eyelashes, held the cup, looked at his nose, his nose at his heart, and reflected that he should not be tempted just now, should not be tempted by the books that Wu Er said were similar to "Book of Luban", and if he left in time , wouldn't let myself be in such an embarrassing situation now.

The small round table by the window fell into an eerie silence.

Silently drinking half a cup of coffee, Wu Yi judged the situation, decided to ignore Zhao Wugou's existence, and looked at Wu Er seriously, "You told me yesterday that you fell in love with humans?"

Zhao Wugou, one of the vertices of the equilateral triangle, glanced at Wu Er beside him in surprise. Are you in love with humans again?Has the Public Security Bureau recruited new staff recently?

"Yeah. He's very good-looking." Wu Er blushed, and shyly pushed his thick bottle-bottomed glasses, "I fell in love with him at first sight."

It was love at first sight, not love at first sight.Zhao Wugou silently supported his forehead.

"Cut, good-looking?" Wu Yi narrowed his eyes in disdain, how could a human be as good-looking as a fox?After a pause, it suddenly turned its head vigilantly, and stared at Zhao Wugou as if facing a formidable enemy, "Who? Don't tell me it's this idiot!"

intern:………………

Get shot while lying down! ! !

"Brother, if you talk like this to my friend again, I will ignore you in the future." Wu Eryi reversed his obedient appearance, clenched his fists with both hands and smashed it on the table, and said to Wu Yi in a strong tone, "pull black 'warn.

"You murdered me because of him?" Wu Yi's beautiful peach eyes widened in an instant, and his anger was at MAX. Only then did Zhao Wugou realize that there was a light red mole the size of a sesame seed under the corner of Wu Yi's left eye.

The two brothers confronted each other across a table.

In the next second, the people at both ends of the table disappeared and turned into two foxes.

On Wu Er's original seat, there was a blue corgi-sized fox squatting.Its belly, four claws, and the tip of its tail are white, while its vigorous back is covered with bluish-gray coat, like azure glaze mixed with a touch of ink, its hairs are shiny and heroic.The blue-haired fox was half-bowed, ready to go, flicking its tail like eight battle flags, staring at the opposite side, making a warning sound from its throat.

On the other side of the table is an elegant white fox, about the same size as the blue one, and its fur is so pure that there is no stray hair.The four furry paws are soft and soft, just like miniature white clouds or QQ soft cotton candy. They look very good in the hand, and no one can't help but have the urge to pinch two.What's even more rare is that it is actually Nine Tails!The edge of the tail is faintly golden in the sunlight, so beautiful that people dare not look directly at it.

Facing the warning from the green-haired fox, the white fox Mo Yuru narrowed his eyes halfway, revealing a murderous look instantly, bared his teeth without showing any weakness, and shook his nine fluffy and beautiful tails majesticly.

In the next second, the two foxes jumped out of their seats and quickly wrestled together.

Zhao Wugou: ……………

Is it okay to get paws if you don't agree with each other?You have spent so many years cultivating human form in vain!

Seeing that group of entangled, inseparable bluish-white fur balls.Only then did Zhao Wugou know that the fox demons still fight in such a primitive and childish way with their teeth and claws, no different from the Corgi and Teddy they met while walking downstairs.

"Wu Er, Wu Yi, stop fighting." After being stunned for a while, Zhao Wugou tried to persuade the fight with a pale tone.

If I knew it earlier, I would have minored in veterinary medicine or something!How to separate two fighting foxes and so on touched the intern's knowledge blind spot.

"This is the Public Security Bureau, if you get into a fight, merits will be deducted!" Zhao Wugou threatened casually.

Swish!The two balls of fur separated instantly, jumped back to their respective seats and flicked their tails, as if nothing had happened, they turned into two young people with human appearance again.

Zhao Wugou: ……………

The two of you are at the level of three years old in kindergarten!Simply too childish!

Wu Er's glasses were crooked, his hair was messed up like a bird's nest, and there were two pink scratches on Wu Yi's fair neck.For a moment, Zhao Wugou couldn't tell which one of them won.

"Hmph!" Wu Yi glared at Wu Er, pursed his pretty lips and turned his head to the window.

Wu Er lowered his head, helping his crooked glasses.

Brother Fox was in a stalemate for a while, Wu Yi's phone buzzed several times, but he pressed it down with a cold face.In the end, it was Wu Er who spoke first, and his tone returned to his usual gentleness, "Brother, promise me that you will be more polite to my friend in the future, okay?"

"Apologize to me first." Wu Yi still turned his head to look at the window, resting his chin with his hands, and blinked aggrievedly.

"Brother, I'm sorry." Wu Er said coquettishly, tugging at the zipper pull on the hem of his sweater.

"Okay, let's not take this as an example." Wu Yi proudly turned his head back with an expression of 'I won'.

Zhao Wugou: ……………

I bet you will have 'next example' many times.

"You haven't said yet, who is that human being?" After finishing his anger, Wu Yi once again put on the big brother's appearance, took a sip from the cup in leisure time, and looked at Wu Er with half-closed eyes.

"Actually, I don't know him either." Speaking of the person he liked, Wu Er immediately became shy again, "I met him on the road last time. At that time, a human cub suddenly fell on the road, as if he was about to die. The humans were all terrified, only he was not human at all, and went to save the cub."

Zhao Wugou took half a sip of coffee numbly, um, so 'not at all human' is a compliment to human beings.

"What if those human beings act together to deceive you? They deliberately set up a trap just to get to know you." Wu Yi frowned worriedly, worried that his simple brother would be deceived, "Xiaoer, you have seen too few human beings, you don't I know, many of them are sinister and cunning, one thing on the surface, another thing behind the other,..."

Having said that, it cast another glance at Zhao Wugou next to it with peachy eyes, "It's very annoying."

Zhao Wugou rubbed his nose and was criticized by the fox for being insidious and cunning. As a representative of human beings present here, should he be proud?

"No. I was just passing by by chance." Wu Er pushed his thick-bottomed glasses and shook his head stubbornly.

"Okay, what's that person's surname, what's his name, and how does he smell like? Don't forget what my mother said, we Qingqiu Nine Tails are from a famous family. Those who smell bad are not allowed to enter." Wu Yi put on his back to examine attitude.

"I don't know. I only met him once. I don't know who he is." Wu Er couldn't help but feel a little depressed when he mentioned this point.

Don't know who he is?Wu Yi's beautiful eyes narrowed, and he was instantly relieved. It seemed that there was no major problem for the time being.

"Come here, come down immediately." It grabbed the vibrating mobile phone and replied, then turned around and told Wu Er, "In short, you have to remember that if you fall in love in the future, you must bring that person here first Show me, do you hear?"

On Wu Yi's handsome face, there was a serious expression of "you are the most important baby in our family, you must not be handed over to a strange human being casually".

Wu Er nodded obediently, "Brother, I understand, you can go about your business."

The intern looked at Wu Yi and then at Wu Er. No matter how he looked at it, he felt that if someone tried to deceive monsters, that list would definitely not fall on Wu Er's head.

"By the way," Wu Yi put on his sunglasses and got up to leave. As if remembering something, he took out a few tickets from his pocket and handed them to Wu Er, "For the VIP tickets for my birthday party in a few days, remember to call Shang Zhiming and the others. Come and see."

Wu Er nodded, and just about to tear up the tickets and give them to Zhao Wugou, Wu Yi's handsome face immediately darkened, and he said while grinding his teeth, "These tickets are for you and Zhiming, his tickets are for you. here!"

After finishing speaking, Wu Yi took out two more tickets from his pocket, thought for a while, added two more tickets, and stuffed them into Zhao Wugou's hands viciously with the force of a hammer.

Zhao Wugou: ……………

This heart-to-heart talk between brothers with the "light bulb" finally came to a "successful" end after Wu Yi was called away by a series of life-threatening calls.

When Wu Yi left, both Wu Er and Zhao Wugou heaved a sigh of relief.

"Actually, I just invited you to drink tea just now, just to ask you, is there any way for me to find that person?" Wu Er looked at Zhao Wugou pitifully, his eyes full of pleading for help.

"Do you have any specific information about him? For example, what clothes did he wear, what did he say at the time, etc."

"It's outside Shanglian Department Store. Ah, yes, I have a photo." Wu Er took out his mobile phone and put it in front of Zhao Wugou like a treasure.

The photo was obviously snapped in a hurry and was out of focus.The boy in the photo is squatting next to a little boy, with his back to the camera. He is wearing an ill-fitting dark green thin cotton jacket, and the sneakers reveal the home-style cotton socks inside.There is also a large toy bag next to the two of them, which contains new children's assembling toys.

Zhao Wugou stirred the cold cup of coffee in front of him with a coffee spoon, "Does the toy on the ground belong to that child or his."

"His. He carried it later when he left."

"When you are free, you can go to the door of the Shanglian Department Store where you met him and try to wait. There is a high chance that he lives nearby, or has close relatives living nearby." Zhao Wugou handed the phone back To Wu Er.

"Really?" Wu Er excitedly adjusted his glasses.

"Well, his sneakers are a new popular color, which means that he usually pays attention to his appearance and sense of fashion. But the house socks inside the shoes are not changed, and the jacket doesn't fit well. It should be because he is in a hurry to go out, and he feels that the time is very short. , it doesn’t matter, so I didn’t change my socks, and temporarily took the coat that my family members hung at the door. Besides, when it comes to things like shopping in the mall, boys usually only go to the ones they have a good impression of.” Zhao Wugou raised his handsome eyebrows, “ Of course, there is also a very small chance that he is really sloppy, and the shopping mall he went to temporarily can only blame your bad luck."

"Okay! I'll go to the Chamber of Commerce and wait for him when I have time." Wu Er said cheerfully, eager to meet others by chance.

"Well, why don't you read a few romance novels first." Thinking of Wu Er's 'scary' style of painting when he was pursuing someone, Zhao Wugou sincerely suggested.Otherwise, even if it does meet by chance, it is likely to screw things up within 3 minutes.

When he left the Public Security Bureau, Zhao Wugou was satisfied and took away the Tang Dynasty handwritten version of "Tui Bei Tu" that Wu Er helped him borrow.

After returning home at night, Zhao Wugou walked in, and found Wang Xuan listlessly huddled on the sofa, with the words 'I'm sick' written all over his body.

"What, uncomfortable?" Zhao Wugou walked over with concern.

"The next episode of my masterpiece is difficult to deliver!" Wang Xuan covered his forehead in pain as if he was acting in a drama, and twisted back and forth on the sofa.

Zhao Wugou: ……………

I think you are itchy and looking for a beating!

"In order to find inspiration, I didn't sleep well for three or four days. I felt like I was going to have a nervous breakdown." Wang Xuan smelled the smell of fried rice brought back by Zhao Wugou, and continued to beg weakly for attention.

Zhao Wugou opened the takeaway box, and said calmly, "The standard for the course of neurasthenia is three months, and you haven't slept well for only four days, so it doesn't reach the scope of neurasthenia."

Wang Xuan: ……………

"Can't you care about my inspiration creation?" Wang Xuan sat up depressed.Staring at his own fried rice with half cured chicken legs and a single-sided fried poached egg.

Zhao Wugou casually took out the ticket for Wu Yi's birthday concert, and handed it to him like a child, "Here, why don't you go to the concert to find inspiration?"

"My grandfather said that monks eat from all directions, and actors eat from all directions. Singers, in the past, are just actors. How can they give me any inspiration...Damn it!" Wang Xuan stared at the ticket in his hand and widened his eyes, "Master, Just pinch me and let me see if I'm dreaming!"

Zhao Wugou slapped him on the thigh very cooperatively, the voice was so loud and so sour that Wang Xuan almost jumped up, but he didn't seem to be angry at all, "Haha, I didn't dream, it turned out to be a real ticket! A real ticket! The God of Songs Tickets for Yiyi's birthday party!"

Song God One One?Zhao Wugou who was holding the chopsticks was stunned, "You said Wu Yi is the song god Yiyi?"

Although he doesn't pay much attention to the entertainment industry, he has heard of the name of the song god Yiyi.He is currently the most popular singer, his songs are very popular, and he releases a popular song. Whether it is in supermarkets and stores, or in the mini video BGM on the Internet, his songs appear frequently.However, he never expected that the nine-tailed fox was actually the famous song god!

Zhao Wugou shook his head, but he still couldn't completely connect Wu Yi's clean and handsome face with the heavy visual make-up that he had accidentally seen on TV or the Internet in the past.

"That's right, the full name of Yiyi Song God is Wu Yi!" Wang Xuan looked at Zhao Wugou with pity, "Caveman, upgrade your 2G network to 4G quickly", "You know him How hard is it to get tickets for your birthday party?"

"Is it harder to grab a lecture than Professor Wu's?" Zhao Wugou asked indifferently.

Wang Xuan: ……………

"Do you know how much these two tickets are worth?" Wang Xuan decided to tell his roommate Xueba how much they cherish these two tickets in another way.

"880, there is a seal on the ticket." Zhao Wugou replied calmly.The ticket in Wu Yi's own hand should cost nothing.

Wang Xuan choked for a moment, "That's the face price. Yours is the second row of VIP seats in the infield. Now you can sell it online. You can sell it for 8800 yuan. You can sell it for less than [-] yuan."

"So expensive?" Zhao Wugou really showed surprise this time.

"It's not just expensive, the key is that no one is willing to sell it!" Wang Xuan held the two tickets to his chest, "Master, no matter where you got these two tickets, one of them must be mine."

Zhao Wugou: ……………

484 Stupid?Didn't I give you both of them just now? ! !

Outside the window, Bai Wuchang happily waved the two tickets that Zhao Wugou gave him, with a calculating light in his eyes, "I didn't expect that stinky fox singing is so valuable, otherwise, we'd sell these two tickets Bar!"

"It's up to you." Hei Wuchang nodded indifferently, anyway, they didn't need tickets to go in.

The next afternoon, when Zhao Wugou entered the employment agency, he habitually greeted Miss Lin Xin when he passed by the front desk. The other party quickly stopped him and pointed in the direction of the sofa, "Hey, Xiao Zhao, just right, Someone looking for you."

Zhao Wugou looked along her fingers, and saw an unexpected person, Bi Xing.

Bi Xing, who was sitting on the sofa, still had his shoulders straight, and it seemed that he had received strict manners education when he was a child.It's just that at this moment, his brows are tightly knit, and he is holding the black umbrella that never leaves his body tightly, looking preoccupied.

"Are you looking for me?" Zhao Wugou patted Bi Xing on the shoulder, motioning him to go upstairs with him.

Tao Zhan had his phone number over there. If it was a betting case, he would probably call directly like last time. Now that Bi Xing came here by himself in such a serious manner, he should have other things.

Silently followed Zhao Wugou to the counseling room, Bi Xing did not speak after sitting on the sofa.Zhao Wugou brought him a can of drink, and then started to do his own thing, not in a hurry to ask why.

Ten minutes later, Bi Xing held his black umbrella firmly, and said hesitantly, "I'm here today... I want to ask you for something."