Handbook of Nonhuman Research

The man was choked for a while and was speechless, through the sunglasses, Zhao Wugou could feel his gaze staring at him.

Just when Zhao Wugou thought he would leave in a huff, the man angrily took out an orange luxury wallet, counted fifty brand new hundred-yuan bills and handed them over, then picked up the The ear mouse turned around and left.

The man clearly interpreted a sentence with body language, I hate you!

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"Hey, I was scared to death. I thought it would scratch you." After being on guard for a long time, San Chang let out a sigh of relief, and went to deliver Lili to Lin Shen. It is beside Zhao Wugou.

"Tickle me?"

"That's right, it seems to be sharpening its claws all the time. But it should be a monster with a high level of cultivation, and the small ones can't see its real body."

So it could really be a wayward cat?

"By the way, my lord," Midnight glanced at the opposite side, and reminded him in a low voice, "Don't let your majesty know that you like Buddha, he will be angry."

Zhao Wugou:? ? ?

Since when did I like Buddha?

Within half an hour of opening, stall owner Zhao's products were all sold out. Not only did he use the turnover to pay off the "debt" owed by Mr. Minister, but he also bought some small gifts for his colleagues and Wang Xuan.

I bought gloves made of 'Sky Spider' silk for my colleagues. One is an invisible type. It is said that after wearing it, it will have the effect of being invulnerable to fire and water. The other is a decorative type, translucent, and the protective effect is not invisible. Nice style, but like a lace glove, very pretty.What Wang Xuan brought was a miniature Hetian jade seal material, with a unicorn carved on the top of the jade material, which could be carved into a seal or used as a pendant.

Those two inscriptions were actually bought for my fiancé 'Mr.'.Zhao Wugou himself didn't know what was going on, when he saw the two rare inscriptions, he thought of his fiancé who loved to write calligraphy, and he also 'received' a lot of gifts from others, and he had to return them later. Let's do it.Zhao Wugou thought this way, and after returning home, he stuffed the things into the cabinet with peace of mind.I plan to give it to the other party when I have the opportunity.

After packing up his things, Zhao Wugou's excitement hadn't passed yet. He lay on the bed and couldn't fall asleep, so he simply got up and read Lu Ban's book. Since he got the book yesterday, he hasn't had time to read it.

Unexpectedly, many of the spells in it were quite unimaginable, which made him unable to stop watching, and couldn't control it until dawn.

The professor was on a business trip, so he didn't have to go to school in the morning, so someone slept all morning and didn't get up until after twelve o'clock. When passing by the cafeteria, he hurriedly bought two steamed buns, carrying a lot of stuff he bought at the ghost market yesterday. 'Gift' arrived at the employment agency at exactly one o'clock.

Zhao Wugou put the presents at the front desk, and asked Lin Xin to help distribute them to everyone, and went up to the second floor with the buns.

He poured a glass of water and was about to nibble on the steamed stuffed bun when he suddenly heard the sound of skewers, and then someone knocked on the door.

Zhao Wugou opened the door, only to see an autumn chrysanthemum 'standing' at the door, which was about as high as his coat hanger, with a small black top hat on the corolla.

"Hello, I'm Hao Kun from the reception." It took off the top hat with the leaves, and the 'gentleman's' bowed corolla.

The yellow corolla in the shape of flat pompoms and irregularly twisted yellow petals. Is this Haoju?

The intern was stunned for half a second, then quickly put down the steamed stuffed bun, and invited the pot of chrysanthemums in.He watched the potted flower dragging the pot into the door, wondering if he should help it move the pot to the seat?

In the next second, Hao Kun bent his stem and 'sat' on the seat.

"I'm a newcomer who was just reported by the reception department this week. Director Song said, if you have anything unhappy, you can come over and have a chat." It put the hat on its 'knee', and seemed a little shy to hold the two leaves together. Stir together.Zhao Wugou suspected that it was imitating the action of clasping human hands.

"That's right," Zhao Wugou restrained his doubts, put on a professional attitude of 'I have been professionally trained, no matter how funny it is, you can't laugh', and sat opposite it, and said in a gentle tone, "Here you can relax If you have any unpleasantness or want to complain, you can talk to me."

"That's great," Qiu Ju hangs down her corolla, with a downcast look, "I think the consulting work at the reception is very tiring, and a bunch of guys give me problems every day. I suspect that I'm really not suitable for this job."

"For example, what kind of problem?" Zhao Wugou picked up the teacup on the table and habitually wanted to pour a cup of tea for the other party. When his hand was half empty, he hesitated for a while, put down the cup, and ran to pour him a glass of water.

"Thank you." Qiu Ju thanked politely, "My job is to review the basic information of the monsters who come to apply for jobs, and then recommend jobs based on their needs. But on the first day, a dog monster with a level of spiritual power came, When I came up, I asked where there was a job that mixed food and drink, and said that its dream is to 'work simpler, eat, drink, play and go shopping every day, and require more than eight hours of sleep.'”

Its body twisted and twisted, expressing my difficult emotions, "Listen, does it look like it's going to work? How can there be such a good thing like eating, drinking and having fun every day?"

Zhao Wugou thought for a while, "Maybe you can recommend it to work as a pet?"

"...That's right!" It was stunned for a while, and then patted the leaves like clapping hands.

"There was also a stone monster yesterday. He said it was lazy and didn't want to move. It's better to lie on its stomach and never move." Qiu Ju waved the two leaves that looked like hands angrily, and her speech speed became faster and faster. quick.

"You can try recommending it to guard the gates of larger places. Like stone lions?"

"Ah... yes!" The leaves all over the body of the opposite person trembled excitedly.

"Just now, just now, there was a flower spirit, just like me, who obviously hadn't reached the stage of being able to transform into a form, but the 'jing' said that he wanted to participate in the draft and become a star, and asked me to find a place for him Can draft award-winning work!"

"Well..., you can suggest that it go to a special plantation, and then participate in various flower shows."

"You're right! Ah, I have no problem, thank you!" Qiu Ju shook her head as if suddenly enlightened, picked up the glass of water, poured it into the flowerpot at her feet, and dragged the flowerpot to jump happily gone.

Zhao Wugou: ……………

I seem to be a professional search engine?

In any case, this is also a breakthrough in the consulting room business, right?The interns grabbed the cold brunch buns and happily ate them.

In order to celebrate the 'opening' of the consulting room, Zhao Wugou bought pizza and roast chicken, and planned to go back and celebrate with Wang Xuan.On the way back, it received a message from Police Officer Chen, saying that Kelly’s father had surrendered himself to the police station early this morning. According to him, he just wanted to hurt Huang Lili and give his daughter a chance to show his face. He didn’t think it would be serious enough to kill someone. Degree.

"Unfortunately, whether he did it on purpose or not, only he knows." Officer Chen paused for a long time before chasing another message.

"It's not easy to know, just point a mirror stone at him and ask, Your Majesty." Bai Wuchang glanced at the messages on his phone and said casually.

"Nie Jingshi?" Zhao Wugou looked up at Bai Wuchang.

"Have you heard of Qin Jing Gaoxuan?" Bai Wuchang stuffed him with a cup of milk tea, and took a long swig from his own cup, showing a satisfied expression.

Holding the milk tea, Zhao Wugou nodded. Of course he had heard of it. Legend has it that Liu Bang entered the Xianyang Palace and found a precious mirror in the palace, which can reflect people's evil intentions.Legend has it that Qin Shihuang once used this mirror to see ministers and palace people, and if he found evil thoughts in his heart, he would be severely punished.The whereabouts of that Qin mirror is now unreliable, but the concept of fairness and discernment is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, such as the plaque above the head of the "mirror hanging high" that is often seen in movies and TV dramas when officials are adjudicating cases.

"Good and evil are self-written, and the evil mirror in the underworld can reflect all the sins of evil souls. That Qin mirror is transformed from the evil mirror stone taken from the evil mirror." Bai Wuchang had two pearls in his mouth, and his words were a little bit Vaguely, "As long as you take a piece of evil mirror stone and put it in a place where it can reflect your body, all the evil thoughts and crimes will come out of his own mouth."

Zhao Wugou's eyebrows twitched lightly, so there really is such a thing?Then just find a way to put it opposite this person during the trial?

On a certain day half a year later, a strange thing happened in the Beijing-Beijing court. The two criminals that day were interrogated by the bespectacled judge and suddenly "returned" their confessions in court. One admitted that he did realize that he might cause the victim Death still did it, and the other not only confessed to his crime of theft and murder, but also confessed several old cases that were not found in previous years.

Opening the security door, Zhao Wugou found that Wang Xuan was diligently mopping the floor, and the washing machine on the balcony was also humming.

"Is the sun coming out from the west today?" Zhao Wugou put down the pizza and Coke, and looked at Wang Xuan who took the initiative to clean in surprise.

"I'm back." Wang Xuan ran over with a mop in his hand, with a flattering smile on his face, "I helped you put the clothes in the laundry basket into the washing machine. There was something in my trouser pocket, so I took it out and put it on the table."

Zhao Wugou looked at Wang Xuan suspiciously, did he take the wrong medicine?On the table was a handwritten half prescription, which Mr. Jiang gave him that night.There were too many things in these two days, Zhao Wugou almost forgot about this thing.

He opened it and took a look, only to see that there were four completely unimaginable and unheard of things listed on it: Futu grass, Sanqing soil, rootless water, and childish pure yang energy.Zhao Wugou didn't have a clue for a while, so he turned and walked into his room, and put the paper in the book.

"What's the matter?" Seeing Wang Xuan dragging a mop and following him to the door of his room, Zhao Wugou asked suspiciously.

"That day...you weren't angry, were you?" Wang Xuan said hesitantly.

"When?" Zhao Wugou was confused by his question.

"On the day of the party for dinner," Wang Xuan rubbed the handle of the mop with his hands, "otherwise, these two days, why did you go out early and come back late, ignoring me at all."

"If you care about me so much, people will think you have a crush on me." Zhao Wugou raised the corners of his lips narrowly, grabbed the miniature seal material on the desk and threw it over, "Here, a gift."

"Who is secretly in love with you, my brother is straight!" Wang Xuan declared his position in disdain, caught the thing and looked at it, and couldn't help being overjoyed, "Damn, Hetian jade, where did it come from?"

"I went shopping with the boss last night and bought it by chance."

"Your boss treats you too well, you don't know, how many people coveted your boss when you finished paying and left that day." Wang Xuan threw away the mop, sat on the sofa and looked at the Block material.

"At the beginning, I thought he was a bit of Mobius syndrome, but later I found out that he is really good, not as cold as I thought, he is enlightened and gentle." Beating monsters is also super powerful.Zhao Wugou raised his eyebrows.

Outside the window, Niu Tau, who had just changed shifts, was chewing a piece of pizza, and turned to look at Ma Mian, "Enlightened? Gentle? Why do I feel that the Lord you know is not the one I know?"

"Haven't you heard that beauty is in the eye of the beholder?" Ma Mian pushed his head back, if your majesty treats you the same as he treats the judge, he will really see a ghost.

"Young master, you are so bad, you don't even use dirty words when you swear!" Wang Xuan was keenly aware that the Mobius syndrome must not be a good word. kind.

Zhao Wugou raised his eyebrows slyly, picked up the mop left by Wang Xuan, and went to mop the remaining corner of the living room.According to the day, he should have been on duty today.

After mopping the floor, the two unpacked the pizza and grilled chicken, sat on the sofa, and ate while swiping their phones. For a while, the only sound in the room was the sound of the washing machine turning.

"Tsk, it's so embarrassing. I didn't expect that the first time our hometown was trending, it would be in this form." Wang Xuan, who swiped Weibo, angrily threw a chicken bone on the pizza box lid, Break the silence.

"what happened?"

"Look at the black-hearted village official that is the fifth most searched."

Zhao Wugou clicked on Weibo and found out that it was a video interview.

The interviewee was a gentle man with glasses. According to him, four and a half years ago, he was admitted to a university in the north of Beijing. At that time, his family’s conditions were poor and the tuition fees were not enough. When he was in a hurry, someone from the village came to their house and said that they had Only useless broken incense burner is antique.The family members were overjoyed, but they didn't know how to do it, so they hurriedly handed over the incense burner to the man.A few days later, the man took over 3 yuan, saying it was from selling incense burners, which happened to be enough for the tuition.For this matter, the family has been grateful to that man for several years.

As a result, a few days ago, the man with glasses went to the boss's house for dinner with his colleagues, and saw a copper incense burner on the display shelf of the boss's house, which was very similar to the one that was taken away from his own home. The boss said that the copper stove on the shelf was worth 300 million, even four years ago, it was impossible to be lower than 150 million.

The man with glasses suspected that his family had been cheated back then, so when he asked the person again, the person really hesitated, let alone written invoices, transfer records and the like, he didn't even know whether to sell it to a private person or to a store.Obviously taking advantage of the fire to blackmail their family's money.Moreover, the person who sold the stove on behalf of their family claimed that his son had a prosperous business in Beijing. In the past few years, the family not only rebuilt the house, but also bought a car.

This matter fermented quickly, and netizens were discussing whether the village official was really a good person or a fake good person.

Those who commented on the top few were suspicious that the house and car of the village official's family should have come from the embezzlement of money from selling copper stoves.

"That village official is too shameless. He must be bullying him without understanding and greedy for his money." Wang Xuan shook his head and grabbed another grilled chicken wing.

"Wow, it's actually Shuixi Village? No, I have to call and ask. My dad is the principal of the elementary school over there, so he must know." The latest message indicated the specific village where the incident happened. After Wang Xuan saw it, he felt a little surprise.

"Then shouldn't this person be your neighbor? Why don't you know him?" Although the camera is stamped thin, but the voice and appearance characteristics, the acquaintances must recognize it.

"No, my dad went there to support education, and my mother went with my dad. The two of them have been there for more than ten years. My brother has a big opinion on them because of this. He thinks they only care about other people's children and don't care about their children. My own. Didn’t I tell you before that I was raised by my brother. It’s because he was afraid that the conditions in the village would be bad, and I would suffer if I followed my parents’ words.” Wang Xuan dialed the phone while talking.

The phone was connected, and after a few words, Wang Xuan went silent, and the chicken wing in his hand fell to the ground with a clatter.

what's the situation?Something was wrong with Wang Xuan, Zhao Wugou also wiped his hands and put down the pizza in his hand.

After half a minute, Wang Xuan put down the phone and was about to rush out the door wearing slippers.

Zhao Wugou grabbed his arm, "Calm down, let me explain clearly, what's going on?"

"Damn, eat melons and eat them on my own family. The person who sells the incense burner is my father." Wang Xuan grabbed his hair angrily. "It is absolutely impossible for him to do things for the black family's money!"

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