Handbook of Nonhuman Research
Chapter 19
Seeing that his eyes were wrong, Zhao Wugou took two steps back sharply, but bumped into a person's arms, that person stretched out his left hand, and firmly supported his waist.
Afterwards, a blood-red palm print was slapped domineeringly in the air, blatantly smashing the sneaking waiter, the two bodyguards at the door, and several shop assistants who rushed over into coke.
In an instant, those people had all turned into wisps of black smoke!
Spike!
Zhao Wugou, who was in shock for a while, smelled a cold fragrance in his nose, turned around, and found that the person protecting him was actually the minister!
Zhao Wugou, who was commanded by Mr. Minister's force, was in a daze for a moment.
When he stood still, the minister withdrew his hand in a graceful manner, with a calmness like a stroll in the courtyard on his handsome side face.
Not far behind them, Third Geng and Fourth Geng were supporting the shivering Ding Mao.
There were noisy footsteps all around, and there were many people who came after hearing the whistle, but they continued to fall at the feet of Black and White Wuchang, which was not enough to watch.
"Too weak." Bai Wuchang sent two waiters away, turned to Ding Mao boredly, "Where is the big boss?"
"These are just Li Shan's avatars, the eyeliners he uses to control the restaurant and watch over me. The real one should be sleeping in the house at No. 25 on the next street." Ding Mao said tremblingly.
"Li Shan?"
"Its prototype is a black bear that has only been cultivated to the yellow level," Ding Mao knelt down with a plop, and kowtowed non-stop, "I beg you, my lords, save my family!"
"Speak clearly." Yan Jun frowned.
It turned out that Ding Mao met this bear demon on the way to prepare the restaurant. The bear demon claimed to be Li Shan, and gained Ding Mao's trust by doing business with him.As a result, he found out later that Li Shan had evil intentions, and planned to use the restaurant's guise to select people with natural aura from among the customers to catch them and devour them for nourishment.Ding Mao was timid, afraid of being discovered by the Public Security Bureau, and refused to do anything, so the bear demon imprisoned his whole family and forced it to release demon blood every day as a lure, made into a spirit-seeking talisman and placed it in the signature dish of the restaurant, looking for the devoured Target.
The waiters and bodyguards in the entire restaurant are all avatars of Li Shanhua.On the one hand, they are closely guarding Ding Mao's eyeliner, and on the other hand, they are used to monitor the guests of the restaurant. Once they find that the talisman responds, they will persuade the guests to apply for a membership card in the name of discounts on the bill and regular distribution of coupons. Register the detailed address and information of the guests, so as to find out the details, and wait for the opportunity to catch the people back and eat them.
Ding Mao, who was under strict monitoring, had to rack his brains to secretly ask for help on the dishes, hoping that some expert would find out and save him from the fire.
In Ding Mao's tearful accusation, Black and White Impermanence listened and beat him up, and he did not hesitate to knock down all the waiters who rushed over.
Later, Zhao Wugou became a little numb when he heard the sound of fighting in the background.
"What did I think it was? It turned out to be a black bear. Let's go, Xiao Hei. Let's see if I can cut two bear's paws." Bai Wuchang rolled the whip back around his waist, his lips curved evilly.
It's brutal!Ding Mao, who was at the fifth level, twitched, and subconsciously hid his hands behind his back.
"It's already here." Yan Jun took the time to raise his eyebrows, turned his head and told the third watch, "Go and set up a bigger enchantment, and clear the field by the way."
The two ghosts responded and took orders to go.
In less than two or three minutes, Zhao Wugou felt the floor under his feet tremble, as if some giant beast was rushing towards him.
Ding Mao was so frightened that he trembled all over, he looked left and right, he didn't dare to approach Yan Jun and Black and White Wuchang who were exuding air-conditioning, so he hid behind Zhao Wugou.
Zhao Wugou: ……………
After all, you are a rabbit demon of nearly a thousand years, hiding behind a person whose spiritual power is infinitely approaching zero, are you embarrassed?
While the roof tiles were trembling, Zhao Wugou was taken up to the roof by the minister, and next to him, Ding Mao was also thrown onto the roof by Bai Wuchang's collar.
The view from the roof was extremely wide, and right in front of the restaurant, a dark-skinned strong man was roaring upwards and suddenly turned into a black bear.Those waiters turned into streaks of black air on the spot, overflowing from all directions of the restaurant, converging back on it.With the injection of the black air, the body of the black bear swelled rapidly visible to the naked eye, and in a blink of an eye it became almost as tall as half a restaurant.
boom!It raised its foot and crushed the stone lion at the door into powder. Its huge figure made the whole restaurant shake.
Ding Mao, who was riding on the ridge of the roof, swayed forward and backward, Zhao Wugou hurriedly helped him, but he was almost taken down by himself.
At the critical moment, Zhao Wugou grabbed the hand stretched out from the side as if grasping at straws, and then suddenly met the dark eyes of the minister above!
Oops!
The intern's heart tightened, and he suddenly remembered the nonsense that the minister hated others approaching him.Not only did I approach, but I also grabbed his hand.Just as he was about to let go, the eaves under his feet shook like an earthquake.
With a cruel heart, he tightly hugged the minister's rock-solid arm.It doesn't matter, the harm between the two powers is the lesser, the damage value of the eye knife is lower than the bloody fall.
At an angle that Zhao Wugou couldn't see, Yan Jun's brows jumped up, silently supporting his arms more stably.
Zhao Wugou upstairs is struggling with the philosophical proposition of 'die now' or 'die later', while Black and White Wuchang downstairs is thinking about 'do it now' or 'do it later'.
"Sensible, hurry up and hand over Ding Mao, or it will be your end!" The black bear roared viciously as it stepped on the powder on the ground.
In the smoke and dust, Bai Wuchang folded his arms leisurely, and laughed out loud, "I don't believe it, you try?"
"Little boy, if there is a way to heaven, you don't go, and if there is no way to hell, you break in!" The furious black bear pulled out two axes from his back.
The giant ax flickered with cold light, and with the momentum of splitting mountains and seas, it roared and slashed at Bai Wuchang's shoulder.
Bai Wuchang's figure swayed slightly, so fast that only an afterimage remained, Hei Wuchang straightened up his sword, and met him at the moment when he was wrong.
One dodges, one greets, black and white Wuchang didn't even meet their eyes, but they cooperated smoothly like clouds and flowing water. It was a unique tacit understanding honed between partners for thousands of years.
"Bang!" Within two moves, the black bear's huge body looked like a lump of tofu, and was slapped obliquely by the back of Hei Wuchang's knife, hitting the street, stirring up dust more than ten feet high.
The black bear on the ground spat out half a mouthful of blood, probably because it was seriously injured, and it failed to get up after struggling twice.
That's horrible!
Zhao Wugou couldn't bear to look directly at him and turned his head, thinking that this bear demon who scared Ding Mao to death was so powerful, but in the end, he was no match for Impermanence! ! !
"There is no way to hell? Coincidentally, your family's seventh and eighth masters live in hell." Bai Wuchang brushed off his sleeves gracefully, and raised the corners of his mouth angrily at the black bear lying on the ground.
"You...you wait for me!!!" Panting heavily, the black bear finally managed to get up from the ground.
It wiped the blood from the corner of its mouth, and stared at Bai Wuchang with red eyes, "Don't be crazy! Let me tell you, I have issued a sign, Lord Yin Shuai will be here soon, and I will let you try to survive or die later." The taste of not being able to!"
"Really? I would really like to know, which yin handsome has the ability!" Hearing this, Bai Wuchang sat on the eaves of the glazed tile roof on the second floor, and leisurely raised his legs, obviously intending to catch/fish and enforce/law.
Hei Wuchang stood beside him with a huge sword in his hand, full of murderous aura.
Black Bear: ……………
They were not afraid when they heard Yin Shuai's name?
"Who dares to run wild in my shelter." A ghost with the head of a beast and the tail of a leopard appeared in midair, the sound was like a drum beating, shaking Zhao Wugou's eardrums.
"It's just a few of them!" The bear demon staggered forward, pointed towards the eaves and the roof, and almost gnawed his bear teeth, "My lord, you must hand them over to me when you catch them later. Shredded to pieces!!"
"Guy with no eyesight, let me teach you how to do it..." Ghost!The ghost in the void held a mace and strode forward, but his voice suddenly stopped.
Sitting on the eaves, Bai Wuchang shook his legs and smiled charmingly, "You just said, what do you want to teach me?"
"Master Wuchang?" Leopard's tail stood on the ground, his voice was a little dry, as if it was being ground on rough sandpaper.
Bear demon:? ? ?
Hei Wuchang pointed to the roof with a blank expression, reminding Leopard Tail that there were two more powerful bosses.
The moon is bright and the stars are scarce, and on the glazed tile roof glowing with golden light, two tall and straight figures stand against the light. The one on the left is majestic and domineering, while the one on the right is graceful, like a jade tree facing the wind.
"Your Majesty, Judge? Jun...Your Majesty?" The leopard-tailed animal's hair stood on end, pale with shock, and bowed down to Zhao Wugou and Yan Jun who were on the roof with a trembling voice.
How did the bear demon, who deserves to be hacked into pieces, be able to provoke these four at the same time! ! !
Baowei cursed desperately in his heart, banging his head on the bluestone slab, "Your Majesty, I know I was wrong, please spare my life."
Bear demon:! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
"The matter has come to this, do you still dare to beg me for mercy?" Yan Jun's brows were as sharp as a knife, and he glanced at the leopard's tail lying on the ground, the murderous look in his words made people shudder.
Leopard's tail lay on the ground with cold hands and feet, not daring to make a sound.
Wait, Your Majesty?Zhao Wugou slowly turned his head and looked at Yan Jun next to him. This is not only his current immediate boss, but also his immediate boss in the underworld?
That is to say, no matter whether I am in the yang world or the yin world, I will always be under the pressure of this person?What kind of evil fate is this!
At this moment, Zhao Wugou finally understood why the minister was so kind to him, and he dared to be one of his own.
It's over!The bear demon, who was half a beat behind, figured out who the one in front of him that could make the leopard's tail bow down, and fell down on the ground with an ashen face.
This fight started earth-shatteringly and ended quietly.
Zhao Wugou originally thought that Ding Mao's family was just a fictitious reference, but he did not expect it to be a real reference.There are more than 100 descendants of Ding Mao who were imprisoned by the bear demon.These more than a hundred rabbit spirits each have their own responsibilities in the restaurant. Ding Mao's restaurant is a real family business!
Ding Mao, who was so grateful, led the whole family to kowtow to Yan Jun, Zhao Wugou and Black and White Wuchang, and the mighty rabbit spirit filled the entire courtyard.Rabbits can give birth!Looking at the spectacular scene in front of him, the intern sighed silently.
In addition, seven or eight captured human beings with spiritual roots were rescued in the bear demon's mansion, half of them were children. If they were delayed, they might become missing persons.Black and White Wuchang took Baowei and Xiong Yao to the Public Security Bureau for interrogation overnight.
The bear demon is about to break through recently, and needs to devour a lot of spiritual energy, so he tried his best to capture humans and little monsters with spiritual energy everywhere. Those little monsters and larger humans were all swallowed by him directly, and the children were entrusted to be refined. Elixir, the effect of replenishing aura is better.Leopard Tail accepts its huge amount of offerings, and is responsible for helping it deal with the aftermath, dispelling the Yin Qi, so that those souls that have not completely died are really scattered, and they cannot go to the underworld, so as not to show their feet.
200 years ago, Leopard Tail had already cooperated with it once when the bear monster broke through the yellow rank. That time it ate the refugees from the flood of the Yellow River, and no one noticed it at all.Because they have tasted the sweetness, they are more courageous this time. Unexpectedly, they were caught by Yan Jun and Black and White Wuchang.
The next day’s Beijing Morning Post published an unremarkable news that the city’s Internet celebrity hot pot restaurant, Diaxiagong, accidentally smashed the gas pipe in the store due to conflicts between customers and waiters in the middle of the night last night, causing an explosion and related injuries. The victim has been sent to the hospital, and the store has been closed for renovation.
After Wang Xuan heard about it, he escorted Zhao Wugou, who claimed to be onlookers, to the Affiliated Hospital of Peking University for a checkup, for fear that his old wounds had not healed and something might go wrong.He happened to meet Dr. Zhou in the corridor, and Zhao Wugou chatted a few words by the way. After the old man who was riding on his shoulder left, Zhou Feng really didn't have a headache anymore.
Two days later in the afternoon, a cold-chain food delivery vehicle drove up to the entrance of the employment agency, and delivered dozens of snacks to Zhao Wugou's office like a stream. corridor.
It was after Ding Mao heard that Zhao Wugou liked to eat desserts, he worked hard for two days and personally made the past dynasties royal treasures.
Throughout the afternoon, the entire employment agency of the Three Realms was filled with a sweet smell.
With 300 years of royal chef's culinary skills, the official monsters collectively experienced an afternoon tea treatment at the emperor's level, and had a great time eating.A few ghosts with weak aura who couldn't bear the food in the human world could only smell the smell, and walked around the corridor on the second floor for several hours depressed.
Zhao Wugou originally planned to send some to the Minister, but later he heard that Ding Mao had also sent a copy to the Security Department of the Three Realms, so he gave up and only picked out what Wang Xuan liked to eat and packed a copy.
Along with the snacks, there is also a lifetime free VIP card offered by Zhang Boxia.Promise that after the reopening of the restaurant, Zhao Wugou will go to consume, regardless of the number of times, regardless of the amount, free for life.This aggressive card was later dubbed by Wang Xuan as the 'free card'.
The interns were eating Poria cakes filled with sweet-scented osmanthus and honey, and the office window was pushed open by that white-headed kitten. It didn't have the momentum in the training room in front of Zhao Wugou, and put down the ginkgo a little bit shyly. Ye is about to run.
Zhao Wugou, who was reading a psychology journal, touched its forehead and stuffed it with a piece of Poria cocos cake.
"Bang! Bang! Bang!" There were three polite knocks on the door, and the handsome big white dog squatted at the door wagging its tail.
"Please come in, take what you want to eat yourself, you are welcome." Zhao Wugou generously pointed to all kinds of exquisite snacks inside and outside the house.
"This is yours." Xi Bian came in wagging his tail, and placed a piece at Zhao Wugou's feet.
bullion?
Seeing the shiny golden thing at his feet, Zhao Wugou couldn't help but widen his eyes, "Mine?"
"Director Song's safe can't be piled up. To make room, I moved some of them out and distributed them to everyone. He said it was for this month's performance bonus. He asked me to help bring your share over."
"We are really rich and powerful!" Zhao Wugou sighed and picked up the gold bar.
On the yellow-orange-orange gold nugget, the words 'Daqing Treasury', 'Twelve Twelve' and 'Pure Gold' are cast.One or two in the Qing Dynasty is more than thirty grams in modern times. This gold bar is worth less than 10 yuan!
Xibian looked up at Zhao Wugou's handsome eyes, "You like it?"
"Who doesn't like gold?" It was the first time Zhao Wugou, who saw the real gold bar, played with the piece of precious metal that pressed his hand, and he looked like he couldn't put it down.
"I don't like it. I can't eat it, it doesn't have aura, and it's heavy." Xibian clarified his position by flicking his tail.
Zhao Wugou: ……………
Do you have any idea how many dog biscuits this one can buy for your closet?
"Since you like it, I'll give you mine too." Xibian put the piece he got on the ground.
"Hey!" Before Zhao Wugou could react, the white dog had already rushed out, and ran away with a lotus flower cake in its mouth.
Splurging money like water?Zhao Wugou smiled helplessly, lowered his head and continued to read the journal, planning to take it and return it when he got off work.
After get off work at night, as soon as he opened the door, a pile of gold bars fell through the door, almost hitting his foot.
The head of the bull who was eating snacks on the eaves poked out, "It was all sent by your colleagues. They seem to have heard that you like it, so they gave it to you as a gift."
Zhao Wugou: ……………
Sure enough, he was the only layman in need of money.
Fearing that he might spoil the snacks he brought to Wang Xuan, intern Zhao didn't dare to squeeze the bus after get off work, and planned to walk back, which took about twenty minutes.
At the intersection of Delin Road and Zhuque Street, there is a four-way overpass, which is the only way for Zhao Wugou to walk back to Beijing University.Carrying the overstuffed snack box, he walked onto the overpass and sneezed loudly.
Are there monsters nearby?
Zhao Wugou looked around, there were people coming and going on the overpass, and there were a bunch of beggars, fortune tellers, and street vendors beside the bridge, and it was completely impossible to see who had a problem.
He strode down the bridge, and suddenly saw a copper coin seller among the small stalls selling hair ropes and balloons.There was a blank piece of paper on the booth, and it said, 'four pieces of 100 yuan' written in crooked, dog-like handwriting.
Thinking of the four rare ancient coins that Director Song bought for 100 yuan on the street stall, the intern immediately became interested. He couldn't help but put down the paper bag containing the snack box in his hand, squatted down enthusiastically, and looked carefully at the pile of copper coins. Check.
"Did you bring delicious food?" The stall owner, who was sleeping with his knees in his arms, raised his head, wrinkled his nose, and his eyes, hidden under the curly hair, were as bright as obsidian, revealing two happy little canine teeth.
He looked only sixteen or seventeen years old, and was very thin. The tracksuit on his body was empty and obviously did not fit, at least two sizes too big.
"Do you like sweets?" Seeing him nodding wildly with greed, Zhao Wugou always felt that he was very similar to a certain snack food in his memory, but he couldn't remember who it was.He couldn't help opening the lid of the box, and took a few pieces of lotus flower cakes from the top and gave them to him.
The young stall owner forced him two copper coins out of courtesy, Zhao Wugou accepted it dumbfounded.
It's a pity that the stall owner's copper coins are all the very common common coins of the Song Dynasty, 25 yuan is too expensive, so I put it in the antique street for [-] yuan and pick it randomly. Zhao Wugou rummaged for a while, but couldn't find what he wanted. Yes, he stood up and left.
After returning home, as soon as he entered the door, Wang Xuan greeted him with a happy smile and took the bag containing the snack box, Zhao Wugou turned and went to his room to change clothes.
He was only halfway through the T-shirt when he suddenly heard Wang Xuan in the living room yelling, "Master, do you think I'm an iron-eating beast?"
what happened?
Zhao Wugou dragged his T-shirt and walked out, only to see four snack boxes lined up on the coffee table, all the snacks inside were gone, replaced by a pile of inconspicuous copper coins.
Zhao Wugou: ……………
How did you do it?Is the boy who asked him for snacks a thief or a monster?
"The most important thing is this, what's going on with this?" Wang Xuan glared at Zhao Wugou with hatred for the rich, filled with righteous indignation and shook the heavy twelve tael gold bar in his hand. in the bag.
"Bonuses." Zhao Wugou said calmly.
"Damn, that broken agency? Is it real or fake?" Sending gold bars?Wang Xuan stared at Zhao Wugou in disbelief, trying to find some telltale signs from his face, but failed.
"The shabby agency you mentioned not only gave out gold bars as bonuses, but also provided me with a massage chair, an air purifier, a coffee machine, and a refrigerator with snacks and drinks for free next month." Zhao Wugou patted his Shoulder, put the copper coins and gold bars on the table back into the bag.
Wang Xuan: ……………
Depend on!Depend on!Depend on!What kind of fairy unit is this? ? ?
"Master, I have a friend who would like to ask, is your unit still recruiting?" Wang Xuan made a longing voice, his eyes sparkling.
Zhao Wugou Shi Shiran carried the pile of copper coins back to the room, and greeted the bull-headed horse face outside the window, "Did you see who exchanged my snacks for copper coins?"
The bull's head and the horse's face looked at each other and shook their heads, Zhao Wugou was secretly startled, the one who could hide the bull's head and the horse's face, could it be a big monster?
He wanted to ask again, when the phone rang suddenly, and it was a name that he never expected to call after saving it, Tao Zhan.
"Do you know about Gohu Mountain?" Tao Zhan on the other side of the phone asked straight to the point.
"En." Zhao Wugou casually picked up a copper coin, flipping it carelessly among his four fingers.
Qinglong confronts Baihu, no one sees the secret, and the real hook pot is found, and the gold and silver are countless.
Gouhu Mountain is located in the neighboring Huaibei Province. Although it is not as famous as the Five Sacred Mountains, it is well-known in several nearby provinces because of this very popular nursery rhyme about hiding treasures.
It is rumored that in the depths of Gohu Mountain, there is a great person buried more than a thousand years ago. His funeral objects are innumerable gold and silver, and his wealth can rival the country, which has attracted countless people's reverie. Treasure hunt news.
There are also rumors that many nearby villagers have picked up gold and silver ingots in the mountains, but for so many years, countless people have been scrambling to find the treasure, but they have all failed. It has never been heard that anyone has actually found the treasure.
"At the beginning of this month, a group of donkey friends went up the mountain together. There were seven people in total, five men and two women. As a result, three of them disappeared on the mountain. The search and rescue team searched for several days on the mountain, but they did not find anyone or a body. Two days ago, one of them But suddenly appeared at the foot of the mountain, claiming that they were stunned by monsters and kidnapped into the cave. She fell into the underground river in the cave and was washed out by the current. Because monsters may be involved, the local side negotiated through the above, hoping We sent people from the Public Security Bureau to confirm, and rescued the other two people who were still trapped in the cave." Tao Zhan said a lot.
"so?"
"For the second case, the one who saves the person first wins. Will you come?"
Zhao Wugou paused, looking at the money on his wrist that 'hasn't made any progress', he had no choice but to work hard to open the book of life and death as soon as possible, "OK."
"Then you arrange your itinerary yourself, and gather at the main entrance of Gohu Mountain at ten o'clock in the morning the day after tomorrow." Tao Zhan hung up the phone without delay.
The next day happened to be Friday, so Zhao Wugou checked. From the north of Beijing to Luoyang, where Gohu Mountain is located, the high-speed train takes three and a half hours, and the express train takes seven hours. The car went straight to Gouhu Mountain.
[Tao Zhan asked me to meet at Gohu Mountain at ten o'clock the day after tomorrow, the second case.I'm going to buy train tickets for the three of us tomorrow night. Do you have any problems with Xiao Hei? ] After Zhao Wugou simply packed his backpack, he sent another message to Bai Wuchang.
"Gohu Mountain?" Bai Wuchang, who was having a meeting with Yan Jun, looked down at his phone.
"?" Yan Jun raised his eyebrows.
Bai Wuchang obediently handed over his mobile phone, then turned his head and whispered to Hei Wuchang, "I heard that the train in the human world is very fun, and many strangers live together."
Yan Jun: ……………
"Tomorrow, you and Xiao Hei will go to Mt. Zhongzhong to see what's going on with Master Wang." Yan Jun put down his phone and assigned tasks as if nothing had happened.
"I'm not in a particularly urgent situation over there, can you delay it a little bit, or else who will accompany Mr. Judge to Gohu Mountain?" Bai Wuchang, eager to try the train journey, tried to salvage his business trip.
"Me." Yan Jun said as a matter of course.
Bai Wuchang, who was still about to make a long speech, choked instantly: ...
The interns stood in the square in front of the station, holding the three sleeper tickets that they had bought after queuing at the ticket gate for half an hour. It wasn't Black and White Wuchang who was changing shifts with the bull head and horse face, but Yan Jun.
"Minister?" Why are you?Zhao Wugou looked at the person in front of him without knowing it.
With a crisp coat, a lead gray suit, and an emerald diamond collar pin, Mr. Minister is as well-dressed and personable as always.
"Black and White Impermanence is temporarily on a business trip." Yan Jun said calmly.
The third watch & the fourth watch look at the sky together, you didn't force them to go.
"But... the team member I bet with Tao Zhan and the others is Xiaobai." Zhao Wugou was a little embarrassed, he still had to have the spirit of contract.The referee is off! This is too foul!
"Don't worry, I guarantee that the one who 'sees' in their eyes is Xiaobai." Yan Jun put the emphasis on the word 'see'.
Zhao Wugou: ……………
Is this a self-deprecation or an intellectual blow?
Zhao Wugou was still struggling, but the well-dressed Yan Jun looked at his clothes with 'bad' eyes. The red sweater is very nice, but what kind of pants are these?It's broken like this and it's not lost, half of the legs are exposed!
Yan Jun coughed lightly, and the base of his ears turned slightly red, "Do you want to change clothes?"
"Dirty again?" Zhao Wugou subconsciously looked down at his whole body.
"…No."
Then why change?
Following Yan Jun's gaze, Zhao Wugou saw the extremely flamboyant ripped jeans on his leg.
The pants really weren't his.
Last night, after Zhao Wugou packed his luggage, he conveniently took in a few pairs of jeans that had been sun-dried, put them on the sofa, and prepared to pick one casually to wear on the train today.Unexpectedly, when I went back to pick up my luggage after get off work, the jeans were all wet and hung on the balcony again.After asking Wang Xuan, I found out that the guy was too excited to play games in the morning, and accidentally dropped Coke on his pile of pants.
Zhao Wugou who was in a hurry had to grab a pair of jeans from Wang Xuan for emergency.
"Boss, you can dress freely during off-duty hours." Zhao Wugou straightened the straps of his backpack and said confidently.Although he didn't like this style very much, the Minister was too lenient.
Zhao Wugou thought he had seen a lot of obsessive-compulsive disorder, and it was the first time he saw someone with such severe symptoms, so severe that he had to change clothes even if he forced others to meet each other!
This time I just took the opportunity to help the boss cure his problem of excessive dopamine secretion!
Yan Jun: ……………
In view of someone's obsession with cleanliness, Zhao Wugou had no choice but to give up his long-cherished 'train journey' and sit on Mr. Minister's domineering extended Rolls-Royce.
On the fast lane, the black luxury car is speeding side by side with the train next to it across the viewing green belt.
Zhao Wugou looked at the opposite train and sighed.
Yan Jun, who was sitting far away on the other side, glanced out the window lightly, "Do you like to take the train?"
"To be precise, I'm yearning for it, after all, I've never sat before." Zhao Wugou still stared out the window.
When he was a child, he watched several literary movies about train travel. The independent space, as if the journey separated from time, made him feel mysterious and yearning.However, as an out-and-out native of Beijing, Zhao Wugou went out either by car or by plane since he was a child. He never took a train by chance.
Now, he and his literary train journey pass by again.
"If you like, we can try it on our return trip." Yan Jun, who was scrolling through the documents, suggested casually.
The fourth shift of the driver & the third shift of the co-driver: ……………
"Can you?" Someone's amber eyes were full of anticipation.
"En." Yan Jun nodded calmly, pretending to be very busy and continued to bury his head in the document, but he didn't turn to the next page for a long time.
The expressway from Beijing North to Luoyang is smooth and open. Looking at the lofty mountains outside the window, Zhao Wugou fell asleep while listening to the latest single of the God of Songs Yiyi played at the fourth watch. When he opened his eyes, he saw a white sky outside the window. The vast fog.
The scene in front of him coincided with the scene when he was taken away by the errand, Zhao Wugou shivered, sat up abruptly, and completely woke up.Only then did he realize that he was holding Mr. Minister's suit jacket.
"Having a nightmare?" Yan Jun, who was only wearing a white shirt, raised his head from the official document and looked at him with concern.
The dizzy yellow light softened the handsome and resolute face of the minister. At that moment, Zhao Wugou even felt that the minister was very gentle, and inexplicably reassured him.
Zhao Wugou heaved a sigh of relief, shook his head, and looked outside, "Are we in the service area?"
"Well, heavy fog, high-speed road closures, I'm afraid I'll have to stay here for one night. I'll make arrangements for the third and fourth shifts." Yan Jun said a rare long sentence.
"Boss, get out of the car and exercise your muscles! Find some supper by the way, I'll treat you!" Zhao Wugou, who had calmed down, pointed to a shadowy fried restaurant not far away.
For dinner, he only ate two tiger skin cakes on the way to the train station, and now his stomach is growling with hunger.
Yan Jun hesitated, but finally nodded.
Because of the heavy fog, the popularity of the service station increased dramatically. In the middle of the night, the fast-food restaurant was also full of people.
In the noisy fast-food restaurant, Yan Jun in a cashmere coat stared at the 'weather-worn' plastic chair in front of him for ten seconds, then turned his head away in disgust and decided to stand.
Zhao Wugou was amused by his arrogant appearance, but he didn't dare to laugh at the boss, so he had to hold back.
The majestic Yan Jun and the handsome Zhao Wugou with slender eyebrows are too eye-catching and extremely eye-catching.Many tourists around would secretly look at them, and couldn't help but wonder if it was some celebrity, and a few girls started to secretly take pictures with their mobile phones.
Sensing the frequent gazes from around, Yan Jun raised his eyebrows in displeasure, took off his coat, and covered Zhao Wugou's lap.
"?" There were question marks in Zhao Wugou's amber eyes, he wasn't cold!
"Help me get it." Yan Jun rubbed the dragon's blood ring and said awkwardly.
Yes, dare to treat yourself as a hanger.Zhao Wugou, who originally wanted to return it, had no choice but to obediently hug the obviously expensive cashmere coat.
Looking carefully, he seemed to see a trace of grievance on the expressionless face of the boss again.
Speaking of it, it seems a bit embarrassing for my lord minister. As Yan Jun who is in charge of the underworld, he has always been aloof, much more honorable than those emperors throughout the ages.Now, he is begging for perfection and squeezed in a fast food restaurant with himself.
Conscience discovered Zhao Wugou finally thought of a way, went to the car to remove a seat cover and put it on the minister's bed, and the other party reluctantly sat down.
After ordering, Zhao Wugou looked around idly, and found that there was a skinny man in a hat at the front table, with three empty plates piled up next to him, and he was still burying his head in eating.The food in this store is so delicious?Looking at the back of the man wolfing down his stomach, the hungry Zhao Wugou was inexplicably full of anticipation for his supper.
At this time, there was a sudden quarrel outside the window.
"My car was imported with original packaging. Just now you heard the 4S shop say that according to the current crash situation, it will cost at least 3 yuan for repairs."
"Brother, this van of mine is not worth [-] yuan, otherwise you can take this piece of jade first."
"Such a broken thing, how can it be worth [-]?"
"I really have no money."
The two quarreled with loud voices, and it didn't take long for everyone to understand what was going on.
The road conditions were poor in the fog, and the minivan pulling goods rear-ended an imported car, but couldn't afford to pay the other party compensation.In desperation, he tried to use a piece of jade hanging on the car as a safety talisman to pay off the debt. The other party thought that piece of jade was worthless, so he refused to accept it.
In the middle of the night, the two chattered endlessly, causing everyone a headache.
"I said, I want money, not your crap." The owner of the imported car became more and more angry, and smashed the half-drunk soda in his hand on the wall with a "bang", sharp debris flew into the window, almost Scratch Zhao Wugou's face.
Yan Jun's face darkened, he stood up and walked out the door.
Oops, the boss is mad?That's an ordinary person, how could he restrain Yan Jun's anger!Zhao Wugou hastened to catch up.
Fortunately, Yan Jun was not as irritable as he imagined, coldly reaching out his hand to the van owner who was always hanging his head, "Bring it."
"What are you bringing?" The owner of the van looked at the pampered hand in front of him, a little dazed.
"That piece of jade. Don't you know how to tell if it's true or not? Let me see for you." Yan Jun pulled out a square silk handkerchief and put it on his hand.
"You understand?" the owner of the imported car with a beer belly asked suspiciously, his tone was much better when facing the well-dressed Yan Jun, and he was also smart enough to know that the person in front of him should not be messed with.
Yan Jun said expressionlessly, "I understand a little."
As soon as the owner of the van gritted his teeth, he handed the jade in his hand to Yan Jun, and said a little aggrieved, "I swear by the ancestors of our family who were buried in Gohu Mountain for generations, this is really handed down by our Yun family ancestors, Don't lie."
Gohu Mountain?Zhao Wugou looked at the owner of the van in surprise.The man looked ordinary, probably because of the perennial wind and sun, his skin was very dark, and on his left wrist, there was a circular scar with a special shape, which looked like a seal of wax paint.
Yan Jun lowered his eyelids, held the piece of jade with a handkerchief, looked at it over and over for about half a minute, and then said, "The chicken heart pendant of the Warring States period, made of Hetian white jade, has a good color, and the thousand-year-old white jade has turned into okra, but unfortunately, the corners are damaged."
"Crap, isn't that worthless?" The beer belly asked sharply.
Yan Jun gave him a cold sideways glance, "At least [-]."
Beer Belly: ………
The owner of the van was also stunned.
"That's fine, just change it." The beer belly recovered, and stretched out his hand with a smile on his face, about to pick up the jade in Yan Jun's hand.
The owner of the van stopped subconsciously.
"Why, you regret it, then you take the money." After the beer belly finished speaking, he muttered in a low voice, "Besides, who knows if you are all here to lie to me."
The van owner hooked his back humbly, in a dilemma.
"I'll help you pay the 3 yuan. We're going to Gohu Mountain.
Afterwards, a blood-red palm print was slapped domineeringly in the air, blatantly smashing the sneaking waiter, the two bodyguards at the door, and several shop assistants who rushed over into coke.
In an instant, those people had all turned into wisps of black smoke!
Spike!
Zhao Wugou, who was in shock for a while, smelled a cold fragrance in his nose, turned around, and found that the person protecting him was actually the minister!
Zhao Wugou, who was commanded by Mr. Minister's force, was in a daze for a moment.
When he stood still, the minister withdrew his hand in a graceful manner, with a calmness like a stroll in the courtyard on his handsome side face.
Not far behind them, Third Geng and Fourth Geng were supporting the shivering Ding Mao.
There were noisy footsteps all around, and there were many people who came after hearing the whistle, but they continued to fall at the feet of Black and White Wuchang, which was not enough to watch.
"Too weak." Bai Wuchang sent two waiters away, turned to Ding Mao boredly, "Where is the big boss?"
"These are just Li Shan's avatars, the eyeliners he uses to control the restaurant and watch over me. The real one should be sleeping in the house at No. 25 on the next street." Ding Mao said tremblingly.
"Li Shan?"
"Its prototype is a black bear that has only been cultivated to the yellow level," Ding Mao knelt down with a plop, and kowtowed non-stop, "I beg you, my lords, save my family!"
"Speak clearly." Yan Jun frowned.
It turned out that Ding Mao met this bear demon on the way to prepare the restaurant. The bear demon claimed to be Li Shan, and gained Ding Mao's trust by doing business with him.As a result, he found out later that Li Shan had evil intentions, and planned to use the restaurant's guise to select people with natural aura from among the customers to catch them and devour them for nourishment.Ding Mao was timid, afraid of being discovered by the Public Security Bureau, and refused to do anything, so the bear demon imprisoned his whole family and forced it to release demon blood every day as a lure, made into a spirit-seeking talisman and placed it in the signature dish of the restaurant, looking for the devoured Target.
The waiters and bodyguards in the entire restaurant are all avatars of Li Shanhua.On the one hand, they are closely guarding Ding Mao's eyeliner, and on the other hand, they are used to monitor the guests of the restaurant. Once they find that the talisman responds, they will persuade the guests to apply for a membership card in the name of discounts on the bill and regular distribution of coupons. Register the detailed address and information of the guests, so as to find out the details, and wait for the opportunity to catch the people back and eat them.
Ding Mao, who was under strict monitoring, had to rack his brains to secretly ask for help on the dishes, hoping that some expert would find out and save him from the fire.
In Ding Mao's tearful accusation, Black and White Impermanence listened and beat him up, and he did not hesitate to knock down all the waiters who rushed over.
Later, Zhao Wugou became a little numb when he heard the sound of fighting in the background.
"What did I think it was? It turned out to be a black bear. Let's go, Xiao Hei. Let's see if I can cut two bear's paws." Bai Wuchang rolled the whip back around his waist, his lips curved evilly.
It's brutal!Ding Mao, who was at the fifth level, twitched, and subconsciously hid his hands behind his back.
"It's already here." Yan Jun took the time to raise his eyebrows, turned his head and told the third watch, "Go and set up a bigger enchantment, and clear the field by the way."
The two ghosts responded and took orders to go.
In less than two or three minutes, Zhao Wugou felt the floor under his feet tremble, as if some giant beast was rushing towards him.
Ding Mao was so frightened that he trembled all over, he looked left and right, he didn't dare to approach Yan Jun and Black and White Wuchang who were exuding air-conditioning, so he hid behind Zhao Wugou.
Zhao Wugou: ……………
After all, you are a rabbit demon of nearly a thousand years, hiding behind a person whose spiritual power is infinitely approaching zero, are you embarrassed?
While the roof tiles were trembling, Zhao Wugou was taken up to the roof by the minister, and next to him, Ding Mao was also thrown onto the roof by Bai Wuchang's collar.
The view from the roof was extremely wide, and right in front of the restaurant, a dark-skinned strong man was roaring upwards and suddenly turned into a black bear.Those waiters turned into streaks of black air on the spot, overflowing from all directions of the restaurant, converging back on it.With the injection of the black air, the body of the black bear swelled rapidly visible to the naked eye, and in a blink of an eye it became almost as tall as half a restaurant.
boom!It raised its foot and crushed the stone lion at the door into powder. Its huge figure made the whole restaurant shake.
Ding Mao, who was riding on the ridge of the roof, swayed forward and backward, Zhao Wugou hurriedly helped him, but he was almost taken down by himself.
At the critical moment, Zhao Wugou grabbed the hand stretched out from the side as if grasping at straws, and then suddenly met the dark eyes of the minister above!
Oops!
The intern's heart tightened, and he suddenly remembered the nonsense that the minister hated others approaching him.Not only did I approach, but I also grabbed his hand.Just as he was about to let go, the eaves under his feet shook like an earthquake.
With a cruel heart, he tightly hugged the minister's rock-solid arm.It doesn't matter, the harm between the two powers is the lesser, the damage value of the eye knife is lower than the bloody fall.
At an angle that Zhao Wugou couldn't see, Yan Jun's brows jumped up, silently supporting his arms more stably.
Zhao Wugou upstairs is struggling with the philosophical proposition of 'die now' or 'die later', while Black and White Wuchang downstairs is thinking about 'do it now' or 'do it later'.
"Sensible, hurry up and hand over Ding Mao, or it will be your end!" The black bear roared viciously as it stepped on the powder on the ground.
In the smoke and dust, Bai Wuchang folded his arms leisurely, and laughed out loud, "I don't believe it, you try?"
"Little boy, if there is a way to heaven, you don't go, and if there is no way to hell, you break in!" The furious black bear pulled out two axes from his back.
The giant ax flickered with cold light, and with the momentum of splitting mountains and seas, it roared and slashed at Bai Wuchang's shoulder.
Bai Wuchang's figure swayed slightly, so fast that only an afterimage remained, Hei Wuchang straightened up his sword, and met him at the moment when he was wrong.
One dodges, one greets, black and white Wuchang didn't even meet their eyes, but they cooperated smoothly like clouds and flowing water. It was a unique tacit understanding honed between partners for thousands of years.
"Bang!" Within two moves, the black bear's huge body looked like a lump of tofu, and was slapped obliquely by the back of Hei Wuchang's knife, hitting the street, stirring up dust more than ten feet high.
The black bear on the ground spat out half a mouthful of blood, probably because it was seriously injured, and it failed to get up after struggling twice.
That's horrible!
Zhao Wugou couldn't bear to look directly at him and turned his head, thinking that this bear demon who scared Ding Mao to death was so powerful, but in the end, he was no match for Impermanence! ! !
"There is no way to hell? Coincidentally, your family's seventh and eighth masters live in hell." Bai Wuchang brushed off his sleeves gracefully, and raised the corners of his mouth angrily at the black bear lying on the ground.
"You...you wait for me!!!" Panting heavily, the black bear finally managed to get up from the ground.
It wiped the blood from the corner of its mouth, and stared at Bai Wuchang with red eyes, "Don't be crazy! Let me tell you, I have issued a sign, Lord Yin Shuai will be here soon, and I will let you try to survive or die later." The taste of not being able to!"
"Really? I would really like to know, which yin handsome has the ability!" Hearing this, Bai Wuchang sat on the eaves of the glazed tile roof on the second floor, and leisurely raised his legs, obviously intending to catch/fish and enforce/law.
Hei Wuchang stood beside him with a huge sword in his hand, full of murderous aura.
Black Bear: ……………
They were not afraid when they heard Yin Shuai's name?
"Who dares to run wild in my shelter." A ghost with the head of a beast and the tail of a leopard appeared in midair, the sound was like a drum beating, shaking Zhao Wugou's eardrums.
"It's just a few of them!" The bear demon staggered forward, pointed towards the eaves and the roof, and almost gnawed his bear teeth, "My lord, you must hand them over to me when you catch them later. Shredded to pieces!!"
"Guy with no eyesight, let me teach you how to do it..." Ghost!The ghost in the void held a mace and strode forward, but his voice suddenly stopped.
Sitting on the eaves, Bai Wuchang shook his legs and smiled charmingly, "You just said, what do you want to teach me?"
"Master Wuchang?" Leopard's tail stood on the ground, his voice was a little dry, as if it was being ground on rough sandpaper.
Bear demon:? ? ?
Hei Wuchang pointed to the roof with a blank expression, reminding Leopard Tail that there were two more powerful bosses.
The moon is bright and the stars are scarce, and on the glazed tile roof glowing with golden light, two tall and straight figures stand against the light. The one on the left is majestic and domineering, while the one on the right is graceful, like a jade tree facing the wind.
"Your Majesty, Judge? Jun...Your Majesty?" The leopard-tailed animal's hair stood on end, pale with shock, and bowed down to Zhao Wugou and Yan Jun who were on the roof with a trembling voice.
How did the bear demon, who deserves to be hacked into pieces, be able to provoke these four at the same time! ! !
Baowei cursed desperately in his heart, banging his head on the bluestone slab, "Your Majesty, I know I was wrong, please spare my life."
Bear demon:! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
"The matter has come to this, do you still dare to beg me for mercy?" Yan Jun's brows were as sharp as a knife, and he glanced at the leopard's tail lying on the ground, the murderous look in his words made people shudder.
Leopard's tail lay on the ground with cold hands and feet, not daring to make a sound.
Wait, Your Majesty?Zhao Wugou slowly turned his head and looked at Yan Jun next to him. This is not only his current immediate boss, but also his immediate boss in the underworld?
That is to say, no matter whether I am in the yang world or the yin world, I will always be under the pressure of this person?What kind of evil fate is this!
At this moment, Zhao Wugou finally understood why the minister was so kind to him, and he dared to be one of his own.
It's over!The bear demon, who was half a beat behind, figured out who the one in front of him that could make the leopard's tail bow down, and fell down on the ground with an ashen face.
This fight started earth-shatteringly and ended quietly.
Zhao Wugou originally thought that Ding Mao's family was just a fictitious reference, but he did not expect it to be a real reference.There are more than 100 descendants of Ding Mao who were imprisoned by the bear demon.These more than a hundred rabbit spirits each have their own responsibilities in the restaurant. Ding Mao's restaurant is a real family business!
Ding Mao, who was so grateful, led the whole family to kowtow to Yan Jun, Zhao Wugou and Black and White Wuchang, and the mighty rabbit spirit filled the entire courtyard.Rabbits can give birth!Looking at the spectacular scene in front of him, the intern sighed silently.
In addition, seven or eight captured human beings with spiritual roots were rescued in the bear demon's mansion, half of them were children. If they were delayed, they might become missing persons.Black and White Wuchang took Baowei and Xiong Yao to the Public Security Bureau for interrogation overnight.
The bear demon is about to break through recently, and needs to devour a lot of spiritual energy, so he tried his best to capture humans and little monsters with spiritual energy everywhere. Those little monsters and larger humans were all swallowed by him directly, and the children were entrusted to be refined. Elixir, the effect of replenishing aura is better.Leopard Tail accepts its huge amount of offerings, and is responsible for helping it deal with the aftermath, dispelling the Yin Qi, so that those souls that have not completely died are really scattered, and they cannot go to the underworld, so as not to show their feet.
200 years ago, Leopard Tail had already cooperated with it once when the bear monster broke through the yellow rank. That time it ate the refugees from the flood of the Yellow River, and no one noticed it at all.Because they have tasted the sweetness, they are more courageous this time. Unexpectedly, they were caught by Yan Jun and Black and White Wuchang.
The next day’s Beijing Morning Post published an unremarkable news that the city’s Internet celebrity hot pot restaurant, Diaxiagong, accidentally smashed the gas pipe in the store due to conflicts between customers and waiters in the middle of the night last night, causing an explosion and related injuries. The victim has been sent to the hospital, and the store has been closed for renovation.
After Wang Xuan heard about it, he escorted Zhao Wugou, who claimed to be onlookers, to the Affiliated Hospital of Peking University for a checkup, for fear that his old wounds had not healed and something might go wrong.He happened to meet Dr. Zhou in the corridor, and Zhao Wugou chatted a few words by the way. After the old man who was riding on his shoulder left, Zhou Feng really didn't have a headache anymore.
Two days later in the afternoon, a cold-chain food delivery vehicle drove up to the entrance of the employment agency, and delivered dozens of snacks to Zhao Wugou's office like a stream. corridor.
It was after Ding Mao heard that Zhao Wugou liked to eat desserts, he worked hard for two days and personally made the past dynasties royal treasures.
Throughout the afternoon, the entire employment agency of the Three Realms was filled with a sweet smell.
With 300 years of royal chef's culinary skills, the official monsters collectively experienced an afternoon tea treatment at the emperor's level, and had a great time eating.A few ghosts with weak aura who couldn't bear the food in the human world could only smell the smell, and walked around the corridor on the second floor for several hours depressed.
Zhao Wugou originally planned to send some to the Minister, but later he heard that Ding Mao had also sent a copy to the Security Department of the Three Realms, so he gave up and only picked out what Wang Xuan liked to eat and packed a copy.
Along with the snacks, there is also a lifetime free VIP card offered by Zhang Boxia.Promise that after the reopening of the restaurant, Zhao Wugou will go to consume, regardless of the number of times, regardless of the amount, free for life.This aggressive card was later dubbed by Wang Xuan as the 'free card'.
The interns were eating Poria cakes filled with sweet-scented osmanthus and honey, and the office window was pushed open by that white-headed kitten. It didn't have the momentum in the training room in front of Zhao Wugou, and put down the ginkgo a little bit shyly. Ye is about to run.
Zhao Wugou, who was reading a psychology journal, touched its forehead and stuffed it with a piece of Poria cocos cake.
"Bang! Bang! Bang!" There were three polite knocks on the door, and the handsome big white dog squatted at the door wagging its tail.
"Please come in, take what you want to eat yourself, you are welcome." Zhao Wugou generously pointed to all kinds of exquisite snacks inside and outside the house.
"This is yours." Xi Bian came in wagging his tail, and placed a piece at Zhao Wugou's feet.
bullion?
Seeing the shiny golden thing at his feet, Zhao Wugou couldn't help but widen his eyes, "Mine?"
"Director Song's safe can't be piled up. To make room, I moved some of them out and distributed them to everyone. He said it was for this month's performance bonus. He asked me to help bring your share over."
"We are really rich and powerful!" Zhao Wugou sighed and picked up the gold bar.
On the yellow-orange-orange gold nugget, the words 'Daqing Treasury', 'Twelve Twelve' and 'Pure Gold' are cast.One or two in the Qing Dynasty is more than thirty grams in modern times. This gold bar is worth less than 10 yuan!
Xibian looked up at Zhao Wugou's handsome eyes, "You like it?"
"Who doesn't like gold?" It was the first time Zhao Wugou, who saw the real gold bar, played with the piece of precious metal that pressed his hand, and he looked like he couldn't put it down.
"I don't like it. I can't eat it, it doesn't have aura, and it's heavy." Xibian clarified his position by flicking his tail.
Zhao Wugou: ……………
Do you have any idea how many dog biscuits this one can buy for your closet?
"Since you like it, I'll give you mine too." Xibian put the piece he got on the ground.
"Hey!" Before Zhao Wugou could react, the white dog had already rushed out, and ran away with a lotus flower cake in its mouth.
Splurging money like water?Zhao Wugou smiled helplessly, lowered his head and continued to read the journal, planning to take it and return it when he got off work.
After get off work at night, as soon as he opened the door, a pile of gold bars fell through the door, almost hitting his foot.
The head of the bull who was eating snacks on the eaves poked out, "It was all sent by your colleagues. They seem to have heard that you like it, so they gave it to you as a gift."
Zhao Wugou: ……………
Sure enough, he was the only layman in need of money.
Fearing that he might spoil the snacks he brought to Wang Xuan, intern Zhao didn't dare to squeeze the bus after get off work, and planned to walk back, which took about twenty minutes.
At the intersection of Delin Road and Zhuque Street, there is a four-way overpass, which is the only way for Zhao Wugou to walk back to Beijing University.Carrying the overstuffed snack box, he walked onto the overpass and sneezed loudly.
Are there monsters nearby?
Zhao Wugou looked around, there were people coming and going on the overpass, and there were a bunch of beggars, fortune tellers, and street vendors beside the bridge, and it was completely impossible to see who had a problem.
He strode down the bridge, and suddenly saw a copper coin seller among the small stalls selling hair ropes and balloons.There was a blank piece of paper on the booth, and it said, 'four pieces of 100 yuan' written in crooked, dog-like handwriting.
Thinking of the four rare ancient coins that Director Song bought for 100 yuan on the street stall, the intern immediately became interested. He couldn't help but put down the paper bag containing the snack box in his hand, squatted down enthusiastically, and looked carefully at the pile of copper coins. Check.
"Did you bring delicious food?" The stall owner, who was sleeping with his knees in his arms, raised his head, wrinkled his nose, and his eyes, hidden under the curly hair, were as bright as obsidian, revealing two happy little canine teeth.
He looked only sixteen or seventeen years old, and was very thin. The tracksuit on his body was empty and obviously did not fit, at least two sizes too big.
"Do you like sweets?" Seeing him nodding wildly with greed, Zhao Wugou always felt that he was very similar to a certain snack food in his memory, but he couldn't remember who it was.He couldn't help opening the lid of the box, and took a few pieces of lotus flower cakes from the top and gave them to him.
The young stall owner forced him two copper coins out of courtesy, Zhao Wugou accepted it dumbfounded.
It's a pity that the stall owner's copper coins are all the very common common coins of the Song Dynasty, 25 yuan is too expensive, so I put it in the antique street for [-] yuan and pick it randomly. Zhao Wugou rummaged for a while, but couldn't find what he wanted. Yes, he stood up and left.
After returning home, as soon as he entered the door, Wang Xuan greeted him with a happy smile and took the bag containing the snack box, Zhao Wugou turned and went to his room to change clothes.
He was only halfway through the T-shirt when he suddenly heard Wang Xuan in the living room yelling, "Master, do you think I'm an iron-eating beast?"
what happened?
Zhao Wugou dragged his T-shirt and walked out, only to see four snack boxes lined up on the coffee table, all the snacks inside were gone, replaced by a pile of inconspicuous copper coins.
Zhao Wugou: ……………
How did you do it?Is the boy who asked him for snacks a thief or a monster?
"The most important thing is this, what's going on with this?" Wang Xuan glared at Zhao Wugou with hatred for the rich, filled with righteous indignation and shook the heavy twelve tael gold bar in his hand. in the bag.
"Bonuses." Zhao Wugou said calmly.
"Damn, that broken agency? Is it real or fake?" Sending gold bars?Wang Xuan stared at Zhao Wugou in disbelief, trying to find some telltale signs from his face, but failed.
"The shabby agency you mentioned not only gave out gold bars as bonuses, but also provided me with a massage chair, an air purifier, a coffee machine, and a refrigerator with snacks and drinks for free next month." Zhao Wugou patted his Shoulder, put the copper coins and gold bars on the table back into the bag.
Wang Xuan: ……………
Depend on!Depend on!Depend on!What kind of fairy unit is this? ? ?
"Master, I have a friend who would like to ask, is your unit still recruiting?" Wang Xuan made a longing voice, his eyes sparkling.
Zhao Wugou Shi Shiran carried the pile of copper coins back to the room, and greeted the bull-headed horse face outside the window, "Did you see who exchanged my snacks for copper coins?"
The bull's head and the horse's face looked at each other and shook their heads, Zhao Wugou was secretly startled, the one who could hide the bull's head and the horse's face, could it be a big monster?
He wanted to ask again, when the phone rang suddenly, and it was a name that he never expected to call after saving it, Tao Zhan.
"Do you know about Gohu Mountain?" Tao Zhan on the other side of the phone asked straight to the point.
"En." Zhao Wugou casually picked up a copper coin, flipping it carelessly among his four fingers.
Qinglong confronts Baihu, no one sees the secret, and the real hook pot is found, and the gold and silver are countless.
Gouhu Mountain is located in the neighboring Huaibei Province. Although it is not as famous as the Five Sacred Mountains, it is well-known in several nearby provinces because of this very popular nursery rhyme about hiding treasures.
It is rumored that in the depths of Gohu Mountain, there is a great person buried more than a thousand years ago. His funeral objects are innumerable gold and silver, and his wealth can rival the country, which has attracted countless people's reverie. Treasure hunt news.
There are also rumors that many nearby villagers have picked up gold and silver ingots in the mountains, but for so many years, countless people have been scrambling to find the treasure, but they have all failed. It has never been heard that anyone has actually found the treasure.
"At the beginning of this month, a group of donkey friends went up the mountain together. There were seven people in total, five men and two women. As a result, three of them disappeared on the mountain. The search and rescue team searched for several days on the mountain, but they did not find anyone or a body. Two days ago, one of them But suddenly appeared at the foot of the mountain, claiming that they were stunned by monsters and kidnapped into the cave. She fell into the underground river in the cave and was washed out by the current. Because monsters may be involved, the local side negotiated through the above, hoping We sent people from the Public Security Bureau to confirm, and rescued the other two people who were still trapped in the cave." Tao Zhan said a lot.
"so?"
"For the second case, the one who saves the person first wins. Will you come?"
Zhao Wugou paused, looking at the money on his wrist that 'hasn't made any progress', he had no choice but to work hard to open the book of life and death as soon as possible, "OK."
"Then you arrange your itinerary yourself, and gather at the main entrance of Gohu Mountain at ten o'clock in the morning the day after tomorrow." Tao Zhan hung up the phone without delay.
The next day happened to be Friday, so Zhao Wugou checked. From the north of Beijing to Luoyang, where Gohu Mountain is located, the high-speed train takes three and a half hours, and the express train takes seven hours. The car went straight to Gouhu Mountain.
[Tao Zhan asked me to meet at Gohu Mountain at ten o'clock the day after tomorrow, the second case.I'm going to buy train tickets for the three of us tomorrow night. Do you have any problems with Xiao Hei? ] After Zhao Wugou simply packed his backpack, he sent another message to Bai Wuchang.
"Gohu Mountain?" Bai Wuchang, who was having a meeting with Yan Jun, looked down at his phone.
"?" Yan Jun raised his eyebrows.
Bai Wuchang obediently handed over his mobile phone, then turned his head and whispered to Hei Wuchang, "I heard that the train in the human world is very fun, and many strangers live together."
Yan Jun: ……………
"Tomorrow, you and Xiao Hei will go to Mt. Zhongzhong to see what's going on with Master Wang." Yan Jun put down his phone and assigned tasks as if nothing had happened.
"I'm not in a particularly urgent situation over there, can you delay it a little bit, or else who will accompany Mr. Judge to Gohu Mountain?" Bai Wuchang, eager to try the train journey, tried to salvage his business trip.
"Me." Yan Jun said as a matter of course.
Bai Wuchang, who was still about to make a long speech, choked instantly: ...
The interns stood in the square in front of the station, holding the three sleeper tickets that they had bought after queuing at the ticket gate for half an hour. It wasn't Black and White Wuchang who was changing shifts with the bull head and horse face, but Yan Jun.
"Minister?" Why are you?Zhao Wugou looked at the person in front of him without knowing it.
With a crisp coat, a lead gray suit, and an emerald diamond collar pin, Mr. Minister is as well-dressed and personable as always.
"Black and White Impermanence is temporarily on a business trip." Yan Jun said calmly.
The third watch & the fourth watch look at the sky together, you didn't force them to go.
"But... the team member I bet with Tao Zhan and the others is Xiaobai." Zhao Wugou was a little embarrassed, he still had to have the spirit of contract.The referee is off! This is too foul!
"Don't worry, I guarantee that the one who 'sees' in their eyes is Xiaobai." Yan Jun put the emphasis on the word 'see'.
Zhao Wugou: ……………
Is this a self-deprecation or an intellectual blow?
Zhao Wugou was still struggling, but the well-dressed Yan Jun looked at his clothes with 'bad' eyes. The red sweater is very nice, but what kind of pants are these?It's broken like this and it's not lost, half of the legs are exposed!
Yan Jun coughed lightly, and the base of his ears turned slightly red, "Do you want to change clothes?"
"Dirty again?" Zhao Wugou subconsciously looked down at his whole body.
"…No."
Then why change?
Following Yan Jun's gaze, Zhao Wugou saw the extremely flamboyant ripped jeans on his leg.
The pants really weren't his.
Last night, after Zhao Wugou packed his luggage, he conveniently took in a few pairs of jeans that had been sun-dried, put them on the sofa, and prepared to pick one casually to wear on the train today.Unexpectedly, when I went back to pick up my luggage after get off work, the jeans were all wet and hung on the balcony again.After asking Wang Xuan, I found out that the guy was too excited to play games in the morning, and accidentally dropped Coke on his pile of pants.
Zhao Wugou who was in a hurry had to grab a pair of jeans from Wang Xuan for emergency.
"Boss, you can dress freely during off-duty hours." Zhao Wugou straightened the straps of his backpack and said confidently.Although he didn't like this style very much, the Minister was too lenient.
Zhao Wugou thought he had seen a lot of obsessive-compulsive disorder, and it was the first time he saw someone with such severe symptoms, so severe that he had to change clothes even if he forced others to meet each other!
This time I just took the opportunity to help the boss cure his problem of excessive dopamine secretion!
Yan Jun: ……………
In view of someone's obsession with cleanliness, Zhao Wugou had no choice but to give up his long-cherished 'train journey' and sit on Mr. Minister's domineering extended Rolls-Royce.
On the fast lane, the black luxury car is speeding side by side with the train next to it across the viewing green belt.
Zhao Wugou looked at the opposite train and sighed.
Yan Jun, who was sitting far away on the other side, glanced out the window lightly, "Do you like to take the train?"
"To be precise, I'm yearning for it, after all, I've never sat before." Zhao Wugou still stared out the window.
When he was a child, he watched several literary movies about train travel. The independent space, as if the journey separated from time, made him feel mysterious and yearning.However, as an out-and-out native of Beijing, Zhao Wugou went out either by car or by plane since he was a child. He never took a train by chance.
Now, he and his literary train journey pass by again.
"If you like, we can try it on our return trip." Yan Jun, who was scrolling through the documents, suggested casually.
The fourth shift of the driver & the third shift of the co-driver: ……………
"Can you?" Someone's amber eyes were full of anticipation.
"En." Yan Jun nodded calmly, pretending to be very busy and continued to bury his head in the document, but he didn't turn to the next page for a long time.
The expressway from Beijing North to Luoyang is smooth and open. Looking at the lofty mountains outside the window, Zhao Wugou fell asleep while listening to the latest single of the God of Songs Yiyi played at the fourth watch. When he opened his eyes, he saw a white sky outside the window. The vast fog.
The scene in front of him coincided with the scene when he was taken away by the errand, Zhao Wugou shivered, sat up abruptly, and completely woke up.Only then did he realize that he was holding Mr. Minister's suit jacket.
"Having a nightmare?" Yan Jun, who was only wearing a white shirt, raised his head from the official document and looked at him with concern.
The dizzy yellow light softened the handsome and resolute face of the minister. At that moment, Zhao Wugou even felt that the minister was very gentle, and inexplicably reassured him.
Zhao Wugou heaved a sigh of relief, shook his head, and looked outside, "Are we in the service area?"
"Well, heavy fog, high-speed road closures, I'm afraid I'll have to stay here for one night. I'll make arrangements for the third and fourth shifts." Yan Jun said a rare long sentence.
"Boss, get out of the car and exercise your muscles! Find some supper by the way, I'll treat you!" Zhao Wugou, who had calmed down, pointed to a shadowy fried restaurant not far away.
For dinner, he only ate two tiger skin cakes on the way to the train station, and now his stomach is growling with hunger.
Yan Jun hesitated, but finally nodded.
Because of the heavy fog, the popularity of the service station increased dramatically. In the middle of the night, the fast-food restaurant was also full of people.
In the noisy fast-food restaurant, Yan Jun in a cashmere coat stared at the 'weather-worn' plastic chair in front of him for ten seconds, then turned his head away in disgust and decided to stand.
Zhao Wugou was amused by his arrogant appearance, but he didn't dare to laugh at the boss, so he had to hold back.
The majestic Yan Jun and the handsome Zhao Wugou with slender eyebrows are too eye-catching and extremely eye-catching.Many tourists around would secretly look at them, and couldn't help but wonder if it was some celebrity, and a few girls started to secretly take pictures with their mobile phones.
Sensing the frequent gazes from around, Yan Jun raised his eyebrows in displeasure, took off his coat, and covered Zhao Wugou's lap.
"?" There were question marks in Zhao Wugou's amber eyes, he wasn't cold!
"Help me get it." Yan Jun rubbed the dragon's blood ring and said awkwardly.
Yes, dare to treat yourself as a hanger.Zhao Wugou, who originally wanted to return it, had no choice but to obediently hug the obviously expensive cashmere coat.
Looking carefully, he seemed to see a trace of grievance on the expressionless face of the boss again.
Speaking of it, it seems a bit embarrassing for my lord minister. As Yan Jun who is in charge of the underworld, he has always been aloof, much more honorable than those emperors throughout the ages.Now, he is begging for perfection and squeezed in a fast food restaurant with himself.
Conscience discovered Zhao Wugou finally thought of a way, went to the car to remove a seat cover and put it on the minister's bed, and the other party reluctantly sat down.
After ordering, Zhao Wugou looked around idly, and found that there was a skinny man in a hat at the front table, with three empty plates piled up next to him, and he was still burying his head in eating.The food in this store is so delicious?Looking at the back of the man wolfing down his stomach, the hungry Zhao Wugou was inexplicably full of anticipation for his supper.
At this time, there was a sudden quarrel outside the window.
"My car was imported with original packaging. Just now you heard the 4S shop say that according to the current crash situation, it will cost at least 3 yuan for repairs."
"Brother, this van of mine is not worth [-] yuan, otherwise you can take this piece of jade first."
"Such a broken thing, how can it be worth [-]?"
"I really have no money."
The two quarreled with loud voices, and it didn't take long for everyone to understand what was going on.
The road conditions were poor in the fog, and the minivan pulling goods rear-ended an imported car, but couldn't afford to pay the other party compensation.In desperation, he tried to use a piece of jade hanging on the car as a safety talisman to pay off the debt. The other party thought that piece of jade was worthless, so he refused to accept it.
In the middle of the night, the two chattered endlessly, causing everyone a headache.
"I said, I want money, not your crap." The owner of the imported car became more and more angry, and smashed the half-drunk soda in his hand on the wall with a "bang", sharp debris flew into the window, almost Scratch Zhao Wugou's face.
Yan Jun's face darkened, he stood up and walked out the door.
Oops, the boss is mad?That's an ordinary person, how could he restrain Yan Jun's anger!Zhao Wugou hastened to catch up.
Fortunately, Yan Jun was not as irritable as he imagined, coldly reaching out his hand to the van owner who was always hanging his head, "Bring it."
"What are you bringing?" The owner of the van looked at the pampered hand in front of him, a little dazed.
"That piece of jade. Don't you know how to tell if it's true or not? Let me see for you." Yan Jun pulled out a square silk handkerchief and put it on his hand.
"You understand?" the owner of the imported car with a beer belly asked suspiciously, his tone was much better when facing the well-dressed Yan Jun, and he was also smart enough to know that the person in front of him should not be messed with.
Yan Jun said expressionlessly, "I understand a little."
As soon as the owner of the van gritted his teeth, he handed the jade in his hand to Yan Jun, and said a little aggrieved, "I swear by the ancestors of our family who were buried in Gohu Mountain for generations, this is really handed down by our Yun family ancestors, Don't lie."
Gohu Mountain?Zhao Wugou looked at the owner of the van in surprise.The man looked ordinary, probably because of the perennial wind and sun, his skin was very dark, and on his left wrist, there was a circular scar with a special shape, which looked like a seal of wax paint.
Yan Jun lowered his eyelids, held the piece of jade with a handkerchief, looked at it over and over for about half a minute, and then said, "The chicken heart pendant of the Warring States period, made of Hetian white jade, has a good color, and the thousand-year-old white jade has turned into okra, but unfortunately, the corners are damaged."
"Crap, isn't that worthless?" The beer belly asked sharply.
Yan Jun gave him a cold sideways glance, "At least [-]."
Beer Belly: ………
The owner of the van was also stunned.
"That's fine, just change it." The beer belly recovered, and stretched out his hand with a smile on his face, about to pick up the jade in Yan Jun's hand.
The owner of the van stopped subconsciously.
"Why, you regret it, then you take the money." After the beer belly finished speaking, he muttered in a low voice, "Besides, who knows if you are all here to lie to me."
The van owner hooked his back humbly, in a dilemma.
"I'll help you pay the 3 yuan. We're going to Gohu Mountain.
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