Handbook of Nonhuman Research

【Well, don't get me wrong, I just want to praise you.Don't worry, I'm from Qingqiu's Nine Tails lineage, and I don't eat people. ] Seeing Zhao Wugou's face darken, Wu Er realized that he might have said something wrong, and he didn't dare to speak out during the meeting, so he quickly typed a string of words to explain.

You monsters are all so boastful?

After being dazed for half a second, Zhao Wugou forced himself to say thank you.In the past, I was often praised for being handsome and delicious. It was really a... wonderful experience.

Qingqiu's nine-tailed lineage, that is the famous nine-tailed fox, shouldn't the human form of the fox be particularly eye-catching?

Looking at the ordinary-looking young man with thick glasses beside him, Zhao Wugou always felt that the other party was far from the legendary fox image, and a bunch of question marks couldn't help popping up in his head.

[Sorry, I seldom interact with humans, so I don’t know how to speak nice words. 】 Wu Er struggled and typed again.

【Usually there is no such wording as 'beautiful words', we usually use 'beautiful words'】Zhao Wugou replied patiently, never expecting that one day he would teach Nine-Tailed Fox to speak Chinese.

Inspired by Wu Er, several mobile phones were scrambling to hand them over.

Zhao Wugou: ……………

what's the situation?

[Can I chase you? 】 Wu Er nervously handed over the phone again.

Zhao Wugou who sneezed twice in a row: ………………

Are monsters' words and deeds so straightforward?

[My brother and cousin are very powerful in the human world. Whether you want to do business or enter the entertainment industry, it will not be a problem. Moreover, I am also very rich. If you agree, I can give it all to you. 】Wu Er tried hard to sell himself.

Zhao Wugou shook his head, he couldn't help but laugh.He showed the ring on his hand to the other party speechlessly. He was not interested in falling in love with monsters or anything.

It seems that I can only be a monk in this life, Wu Er lowered his head, his enthusiasm visibly weakened to the naked eye.

The beaten young fox and his surroundings calmed down, Zhao Wugou straightened his back and honestly made a background board.Song Zhan said that he was just attending as a non-voting attendee, and he could just stay quietly until the end.

At the meeting, the content of the reports of each branch mainly focused on the number of achievements, while the reports of each branch focused on the information on the recently hunted evil spirits.

There is a black suit sitting next to the host of the meeting. Every time the reporting unit finishes speaking, the host will take a look at his face, obviously in a detached position.The man's suit was made of unknown material, it was obviously black, but it looked like a black pearl, and it shone with a beautiful metallic light in the sunlight.

[His name is Hu Yan, he is the minister's first confidential secretary, and his prototype is a mynah. 】Wu Er, who Zhao Wugou thought would never talk to him again, typed over again, not feeling troubled by 'broken love' at all.Mental quality can be called strong.

【minister? 】

[That's right, my boss's boss's boss's boss's boss, the highest chief of our Three Realms Security Department. 】Wu Er earnestly counted the bosses twice with his fingers, and handed over the phone after confirming that they were correct.

[It is said that the new boss is particularly difficult to serve, especially with many rules. ] Wu Er added.

The new boss, mynah is a bird with a very talented language. Zhao Wugou looked at Hu Yan's colorful black suit. This guy, couldn't be the colorful black that complained about the boss in the live broadcast room, right?

[Does the new minister have a cleanliness? 】

【Yeah, how do you know?I heard that he always brings his own chairs for meetings.And it is very powerful, the coercion on his body makes the little demons breathless, and everyone who has seen it is terrified.Fortunately, he didn't have to attend our small meeting. 】

Zhao Wugou: ……………

I know a little bit more, it's all said by the first confidential secretary.

Half an hour later, Zhao Wugou gained a lot from Wu Er's enthusiastic science popularization, and he and Wu Er simply added each other's mobile phone friends.

The next person to report was the Beijing North Branch. The speaker cleared his throat, and was about to speak when a strong coercion suddenly came from outside the meeting room, and the faces of all the monsters changed suddenly.

The monster sitting in the front row is okay, but two little monsters in the back row have already fallen to the ground.Wu Er also covered his head in pain.

Zhao Wugou:? ? ?

This feeling... Hu Yan suddenly stood up, and quickly ran towards the door.

The monsters in the meeting were still looking at each other, and Hu Yan had already opened the door when the first knock sounded.

"My lord!" Hu Yan bowed courteously, and welcomed the person outside the door in the silence of the whole audience.

To Zhao Wugou's surprise, the one who walked in was the tall and tall man with a tie he had seen in the coffee shop last time.

He was wearing a dark blue woolen suit, which set off his broad shoulders and long legs, and his body proportions were extremely superior.The radiant ruby ​​pin on the lapel made him look more and more calm and magnificent.

Today there are two attendants behind him. The one on the left is full of smooth hair, has a happy little round face, with a little baby fat that hasn't grown out, holding a tea tray in a neat manner, and the one on the right has short brown hair and wears a Blue bow tie, pushing the huge seat that is arrogant and domineering.

Zhao Wugou looked at the chair and remembered someone's complaints.

This person is... the head of the Security Department of the Three Realms?Your immediate boss?

It's no wonder that he is full of the aura of a ruler in the world, and dare to be the domineering president of the demon world!

Yan Jun turned the blood-red fingers in his hand, and nodded to Hu Yan almost invisible, and after entering the door, he glanced at the audience indifferently.That kind of aura without anger made all the monsters sitting in the room unconsciously straighten up.

The powerful coercion, the dragon's blood ring, the identity mark handed over by each minister, is just nonsense.

Although I haven't seen the new minister himself, the above three elements are enough to explain who this is.

The minister actually came to attend their regular meeting!

"minister!"

"minister!"

……

After the first monster to react stood up and saluted, all the monsters stood up flattered and excited.

They actually saw the minister himself! ! !

Zhao Wugou looked at the person in front of him speechlessly, and at Wu Er next to him, and slapped him in the face online. Didn't you all say that he would definitely not participate in this kind of small meeting?

Song Zhan's back was as motionless as a mountain, and Wu Er held his head in aggrieved way. He really wouldn't have participated before.

The intern lowered his head, trying to minimize his sense of existence. In such an embarrassing situation yesterday, I hope he won't recognize him.

Sure enough, the meeting was here.Yan Jun glanced around the conference room, and satisfactorily landed on Zhao Wugou who was hanging his head.

The case has been solved, and the reason why I came to the office suddenly is because the judge is here!The fourth watch comprehended and placed the chair in the right position for the viewing angle.

Yan Junyu condescended to sit on the chair, with no expression on his handsome face, and said indifferently, "Everyone, please sit down. I'm just here to listen and understand the situation. You don't have to restrain yourself, just continue as usual."

With him present, who would dare to relax.Not only those spirit bodies floating all over the sky were quietly taken back, but all the monsters below sat upright, and there was no one to play with their mobile phones.

The person who reported from the Beijing North Branch complained secretly, why did he rush to him.What he reported was a difficult case. There was a rich second generation who was recently haunted by nightmares.

This kind of monster has never appeared before, and it is called Nightmare because although its spiritual power is so low that it is vulnerable, it is like a nightmare, endlessly, no matter how it is eliminated, it will still reappear the next day.

"Now the main reason is that we can't find its source and body, so we can't completely eradicate it." The speaker from the Beijing North Branch looked around.

"Let Lu Bing shake a hexagram, or let Tao Zhan use the spirit search array, are you afraid that you won't be able to track it?"

"Or ask Meng Huai to use his inspiration to try?"

"Bi Xing's rain hunting technique should work too!"

The representatives of the branches on the left tried their best to express themselves, and discussed in a hurry, while the representatives of the branches on the right were all as quiet as chickens.They have never had a say in this kind of subduing and eliminating demons.

Hu Yan carefully observed Yan Jun's face, seeing that his gaze had been fixed on the area on the right, he thought for a while and asked, "Do the representatives of the branch have any good ideas?"

The monsters on the right were stunned for a moment, and the representative of a sub-bureau on the left responded carelessly, "Don't be ridiculous, let the civilians get rid of the demon?"

"In terms of spiritual power alone, the strength of the Jingbei branch is already one of the best, but the problem now is not to eliminate the demon, but to find the root cause." Hu Yan glanced at the face of the head minister, using his skillful tongue, "So, wouldn't it be better to work together?"

"I heard that the police in the human world often cooperate with psychologists in difficult cases. Didn't the employment agency just say that they hired a special psychological counselor? Why don't they let their new human try?" Song Zhan sat diagonally The person on the opposite corner looked at him maliciously.There are those who like humans, and naturally there are those who don't like using humans as gimmicks.

Have you watched too many TV shows?Zhao Wugou blinked innocently.People are in the back seat, and the pot comes from the sky.

But it was not his turn to speak on this occasion.

"How can I do that? Human beings are so fragile, what should we do if we get injured?" Before Song Zhan could speak, a monster stood up anxiously to speak for Zhao Wugou.

"Bang!" A yellow talisman flew by the ear of the talking monster, and a lock of yellow hair on his sideburns was cut off by the talisman, and it fluttered down on the table.

"Who did you say was weak just now?" A young man with willow eyes fiddled with the talisman paper in his hand and looked at the other party.

"Of course I didn't mean you..." The monster closed his mouth embarrassingly.

"How about this, the candidates that everyone proposed just now, Lu Bing, Bi Xing, Meng Huai, Tao Zhan, and Zhao Wugou, let's go to the scene together to see later, what do you think?" Hu Yan looked at these people Human branch representatives.

The rest of the people nodded, only Song Zhan tried to politely refuse, "Of course we hope to help, but Zhao Wugou has no spiritual power, out of safety considerations..."

"I'll arrange extra people to protect him personally, so you don't have to worry about safety issues." The representative of the Beijing North Sub-bureau clapped his chest and expressed his opinion.

"That's so troublesome, why don't I protect him, as I have nothing to do at night."

"I'll go, I live nearby."

"I'm level ten, so it's safe to leave it to me for protection."

…………

Personal protection! ! !This is a great opportunity to get up close and personal with newcomers.

One stone stirred up a thousand waves, and many monsters present got excited, scrambling to grab the spot to protect Zhao Wugou.

Zhao Wugou:? ? ? ? ? ?

"This Nightmare sounds interesting. I'll go and have a look later." Yan Jun, who had been silent all this time, stroked the finger on his hand, and suddenly spoke.

All the monsters who were fighting in full swing suddenly fell silent, and they were all dumbfounded.

What?Ministry... the minister wants to go in person?

"As for his safety at the scene, how about leaving it to me?" Yan Jun's sharp eyes slid across the faces of the blushing monsters one by one, looking at Song Zhan unhurriedly.

All the monsters are downcast, it's over, the chance to save the beauty is gone.

The fourth watch was speechless, looking at the sky, showing courteousness to the magistrate in front of the king, are you guys stupid?

"...Of course it's okay." The shocked Song Zhan froze for two seconds before nodding.Then he looked at Zhao Wugou apologetically, there was no other way, the minister said, you should work overtime today, and I will give you a bonus later.

Zhao Wugou: ……………

Representative of Beijing North Branch: ………

What crimes did the Nightmare Demon commit in his previous life?It would actually hit the minister's hand.

After the show ended, Song Zhan was chatting with two old friends, and Zhao Wugou took the time to go to the bathroom.When he came back and passed by the tea area, Wu Er was making coffee, and he warmly greeted him to drink it.

"Thank you." Zhao Wugou took off his mask, took the cup from Wu Er and sniffed it comfortably. He liked the smell of coffee very much, but unfortunately he couldn't drink more.

Seeing his face, Wu Er was dumbfounded, "You look so good-looking, just as good-looking as my brother."

It's really hard to make friends with monsters, Zhao Wugou sighed, Wu Er, who was wearing thick bottle-bottomed glasses, was full of sincerity, he couldn't tell for a while, whether the other party really thought he was good-looking or pure aesthetic expression was ambiguous.

"You really have no spiritual power?" A voice full of disgust came suddenly.

Zhao Wugou turned his head, and the person behind him was wearing a blue fine polka-dot suit, and it was the one who used talisman paper to cut people's hair at the meeting.Wu Er introduced him before, his name is Tao Zhan, he is the youngest son of the Tao family of the four great families of Taoist priests, one of the three human beings.In fact, he and two other names were also listed on the biography list at the door.

"Yes." About zero.Zhao Wugou nodded, looking at Lu Bing, who seemed to be drinking tea seriously behind Tao Zhan, and Bi Xing, who was arranging a long-handled black umbrella by the window, did the three come together?

All four humans from the Authority are here!Wu Er looked around in embarrassment, as if he was a little afraid of Tao Zhan.

"Then how do you subdue the demon?" Tao Zhan is not tall, about [-] or so, with inch-long smooth hair and bangs deliberately pulled higher on the top of his hair, with willow leaf eyes squinting at Zhao Wugou, a son of an aristocratic family His arrogance and sense of superiority are very obvious.

"Sorry, I'm a civil servant. I don't need to subdue demons." Zhao Wugou looked at Tao Zhan indifferently.

"Like attracts like! Trash!" Tao Zhan gave him and Wu Er a contemptuous look.

Zhao Wugou: ……………

Civilian is trash? ? ?You are workplace discrimination!

"I have a bad temper. Be more conscious at the scene later and don't get in the way. Otherwise..." Tao Zhan said unceremoniously. After speaking, he squeezed his finger bones demonstratively and crackled.

Zhao Wugou lowered his eyelashes, slowly stirred the coffee with a coffee spoon, and leaned halfway on the countertop in the tea room, "I just finished a big task recently, right? A particularly extraordinary task."

Tao Zhan's pupils trembled, and the expression on his face read "How do you know?"

"I also know that you sleep a lot less this week than before, and you can't fall asleep if you are full of energy."

Tao Zhan was even more astonished, "?"

"Is it a lot of pressure to be the future heir of the Tao family?" Zhao Wugou put down his coffee cup and smiled softly and harmlessly.

Tao Zhan: "?"

"Talk a lot, feel good about yourself, need less sleep, act rashly," Zhao Wugou raised his right hand, bending a finger every time he said a word, "Although the course of the disease has not been confirmed yet, according to the symptoms and severity, it is more than [-]% Possibly, bipolar disorder."