Can you retire today?

Bruce doesn't know if Amanda has a strong taste, but the clown has a strong taste, which Bruce is sure of.

A good psychiatrist, after unrequited love for the clown, it was just a mistake of Bruce, the other not only ran away with the clown who "broke out" again, but also got a makeover along the way, and the appearance after the change It also looks strangely familiar.

Isn't this the Harley Quinn he and Clark met in the Injustice World? !

Because the origins of the two worlds are the same, the clown girls in the two worlds can also be said to be exactly the same, but the problem is that they are too different from themselves as psychiatrists after becoming clown girls!

It can’t be blamed for Bruce’s inability to recognize it. This is not like the effect that can be achieved by applying heavy makeup. This is simply the effect that can only be achieved by changing the whole body, changing the soul, and applying a thick filter. effect it!

Don't talk about anything else, just talk about your figure, it's like transforming from bean sprouts to... Sigh, let's not talk about it!

Bruce even wanted to go to Thomas Elliott to ask if his plastic surgery hospital had any female guests recently.

Yes, plastic surgery hospital, after making himself look like Bruce, Thomas Elliott didn’t do anything, but opened a plastic surgery hospital, and it seems to be quite popular, this operation simply blinded Bruce eyes!

Regarding the way the clown not only ran out by himself this time, but also took his girlfriend to get his face done, Bruce's reaction was - take it back, take it all back!

Then in the process of catching, Bruce accidentally overturned the car, the kind of overturned car that really overturned.

When chasing the clown by car, he lost control of it, and the car fell into the river and overturned!

It's really not his fault, it's all the fault of Harley Quinn for screaming too badly just now, saying that she can't swim, Bruce is based on the principle of doing good deeds every day, and they are also comrades who have fought side by side in another world. Plus for a special reason, Bruce accelerated instantly, then turned the steering wheel to drive in front of their car, and turned the car sideways, blocking their way to the river, and then... he was forced by the two dogs The thing was mercilessly thrown into the river.

It's true that bad people can't die, and good people don't get rewarded!It is difficult to be a good person, and it is even more difficult to be a good person who saves bad people. Why is he so hard to think about it? He really wants to kill himself just now!

By the time Bruce turns the Batmobile into an aquatic Batmobile and drives it ashore, the Joker and Harley Quinn are gone.

Bruce felt that he should have handed them over to Amanda immediately, so they would know what a good man the Batman they were about to lose was!

Regarding Amanda's back move, Bruce hasn't learned it yet, but he also feels that the storm is about to come, because although the other party didn't do anything positively, there were a lot of small roundabout moves.

For example, recently a group of patients in Arkham were suddenly declared "cured" and "transferred".

Do you know anyone who has been healed?

For example, the crocodile man was declared cured and transferred directly from Arkham to the Black Gate Prison. Isn't this a joke? !

Bruce felt that if the clown hadn't run away, he would probably be the next one to be "cured" and "transferred".Even if he escapes now, he won't be able to escape when Bruce captures the clown back. Bruce can't just let the clown run around on purpose just to guard against Amanda!

About Amanda's little tricks, it's disgusting, but I have to say that it's very effective, because all her actions follow the procedures established by the judiciary, and all operations are within the scope of the law, even if you know There is something tricky in it, but there is still nothing you can do.

Because mental illness is really difficult to identify, especially in Gotham, you can get yourself a mental illness certificate for a little money. Similarly, Amanda can make you immediately "Healed" and "transferred"!

In this regard, as a vigilante who has been wanted/wanted by the government all year round, Bruce can't get his hands on it at all, let alone him, even Chief Gordon of the Gotham Police Department and Harvey Dent can't get his hands on it !

When Bruce returned to the Batcave in the Batmobile after his night patrol, he was greeted by a smiling Clark.

When Clark saw Bruce who came back with a black face, he seemed to be unable to bear it anymore, and laughed out loud.

This made Bruce's face darker, "What are you laughing at?!"

In fact, he knew in his heart that the other party was laughing at his stupidity of "rolling over" into the river this time!

"Haha..." Clark tried hard to hold back his laughter, but it turned out that he couldn't do it.

He felt that he would never forget Bruce's heartbeat after being "revenged" by the clown and the clown girl, it was really funny.

"B, I'm sorry, I—" Clark wanted to explain under the domination of the desire to survive, but he really had nothing to say, he could only—"Hahaha..."

Bruce folded his arms and looked at Clark, who was laughing endlessly. For the first time, he knew that Superman's smile was so low!At this moment, if he can, he just wants to say a word to Superman-"Get out of my Gotham!"

"Who am I doing this for?!" At this moment, Bruce felt that he was a fool for making such a move!

"What?!" Although Bruce's voice was not loud, it couldn't be hidden from the super-hearing Clark's ears. "What do you mean?"

Vaguely, a thought flashed through Clark's mind that he didn't even see clearly.

"Nothing!" With that said, Bruce wanted to disappear from Clark's sight immediately.

"Wait a minute." Clark put his hand on Bruce's shoulder, and his hand was slightly hard, maintaining a strength that would not hurt Bruce, but Bruce could not break free easily.

"you……"

Just when Bruce was about to cast Batman's disapproving gaze, Clark leaned his face closer, then looked at Bruce with his bright blue eyes, and said coquettishly: "B, tell I-"

Bruce: That's... so foul!

Maybe it's because the night is too charming today, maybe it's because Superman's eyes have newly awakened some bewitching superpowers, Bruce said dryly: "I thought you wouldn't like me getting too close to other women..."

"What?!" Clark looked at Bruce with bright eyes, he was a little unsure if what the other person said meant what he thought, "You mean—"

Bruce looked away, not looking at those beautiful sparkling eyes.With some self-defeating thoughts, he continued: "The clown girl said that she can't swim, but according to the clown's personality, after hearing what the clown girl said, not only would he not stop the car, but he would definitely drive the car into it. In the river, and he will definitely not save Harley Quinn when the time comes..."

Speaking of this, he couldn't help but want to sigh, you and your enemy will always influence each other, and the one who understands you best is often your enemy.This sentence is also true in reverse. The clown understands him, and he is also understanding the clown. Until this moment, when he analyzed the clown's mentality and thoughts to Clark, Bruce suddenly realized that unconsciously, he had already Do you know the clown this way? This is really...

When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back into you, and Bruce can only hope that he doesn't turn into what he's hated the most.

Looking at Clark's eyes full of thirst for knowledge, Bruce gritted his teeth and continued; "The clown is gone, so I can only save the clown girl. In case the other party...doesn't he need artificial respiration..." Actually, this It wasn't the whole reason why Bruce did what he did at the time, he was never a person who abandoned public affairs for personal reasons, but it could be considered part of the reason.

What Bruce said later was vague, but Clark understood.

His previous smile had long since disappeared, replaced by a gentle and affectionate arc.

"B—"

"I'm tired..." Annoyed, Bruce reached out to push Clark away without thinking, but a kiss interrupted all his movements.

The opponent's skills are still not very good, but the relationship is very good, and this time it is no longer a taste, but lips/teeth/interaction/entanglement.

After a long time, Bruce was almost out of breath, and Clark stopped.

He hugged his soul mate tightly, as if he wanted to integrate him into his own flesh and blood.

After calming down his breathing, Bruce was unwilling to lose the wind like this, so he stretched out his hand and tugged at the little curly hair on the opponent's forehead.

He intentionally whispered into the other's ear in a panting voice, "My boy..."

"Father?"

The sudden sound startled both Bruce and Clark. They followed the sound and saw Damian in pajamas walking towards them.

Bruce and Clark quickly let go of each other, and each took a step back, as if wishing to be far away from each other, no matter what, you can't teach the child badly, can you?It can't be that the other party didn't learn bad things in the League of Assassins, but instead saw things that children shouldn't see in Batman and Superman!

"Damian, what's the matter with you staying up so late?" As soon as he talked to his son, Bruce stopped panting, and his tone became even, and he couldn't be more serious.

Bruce: From now on, please call me Wei Zhengjing!

In fact, although Damian is not very old, he already knows what he should know. Physiology classes, the League of Assassins still has them. Although there are no men and men, there are men and women. Know almost everything.

Speaking of which, even if the League of Assassins is open again, a 3-year-old child should not be taught these things, but Talia was annoyed by Damian's constant questioning about how he got here, so he asked Damian Ann took a physiology class.

Although he knew everything, Damian still pretended not to understand according to his father's wishes, and said, "Father, I need a family portrait!" Man, Damian thinks he has to be the best at whatever he does!

Bruce and Clark looked at each other, and then said hello to Damian - let's take a family photo together tomorrow.

After coaxing Damian away, Bruce and Clark breathed a sigh of relief, but they lost interest. Bruce felt that if this kind of thing happened a few more times, he would probably have a psychological shadow!

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-02-0521:01:38~2020-02-0621:00:50期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 Yunnuo Qingyou;

Thanks to the little angel who threw mines: always1;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 20 bottles of Xia; 8 bottles of Qingheng; 5 bottles of Sasan; 1 bottle of Wuming;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!