If you want to say who has the biggest reaction to Bruce and Clark being together, of course it is Zhou Keer, the head of the Arkham fan club, and Lex Luthor, the superhuman poisonous only.

Seriously, they're both more like the one with the super hearing than Superman, and Bruce doesn't know how the hell they know that.

As for their reactions, the specific situation is as follows——

On a certain day of a certain year, Bruce found out that Lex Luthor was behind the incident with Bane, so Batman visited the Lex Building at night.

In the end, he finally got to where Lex was. Before Bruce could say anything, Lex Luthor complained to the villain first, and complained to Batman like a victim.

Generally speaking, "How can you carry me behind your back...", "You and that alien will have no future...", "This must be Superman's conspiracy..."

In short, the scene was extremely mentally retarded for a while, and Batman expressed doubts about his real name.

However, he had to marvel at Lex's level of well-informed information, which was specific to the time, place, and person, as if he was at the scene at that time.After Bruce left, he couldn't help checking the watchtower to see if there were any monitors that Lex Luthor had sneaked into and installed.

On the other side of the clown, on a certain day of a certain year, the clown ran out of Arkham again. This time he didn't play any hide-and-seek game with Batman, but appeared directly in front of Batman, shouting something "You don't love me anymore", "You abandoned me", "My little baby is not like this"...

In short, compared with Lex Luthor, the clown's mental retardation is not much less, and it has reached a new high, successfully lowering the average IQ of the entire Arkham.All of a sudden, Gotham was buzzing with things Batman and the Joker had to say.

In this regard, Bruce's reaction is - no love, no date, save Superman!

Later, the more Bruce thought about it, the more he felt that there was something wrong with this matter. He was obviously the villain of the two, so why did he suffer all the injuries alone? !

Lex Luthor and the Joker's bawling and mental retardation seem to have been learned from the same teacher at the same school, and the resemblance is suffocating.The only difference is that the clown learns better than Lex Luthor, maybe a pervert bonus from Gotham?

And since their respective reactions were exposed in front of Bruce, Lex Luthor and the Joker have joined forces to make trouble for them, and the final result is of course Batman and Superman, the world's best partner Packed up.

Bruce thought this was the end of the matter, but he didn't expect Lex to make a big news——

He gave Superman a... oh bah, a son!

In this regard, Bruce, who later learned about the incident, said he had nothing to say.

But now Bruce doesn't know that he no longer needs to worry about Clark's offspring. He is not only worried about Clark's offspring, but also really worried about his own children. Jason, Bruce has a terrible headache!Is there a problem with the feng shui of Wayne Manor or the way he raises children is wrong, why do Dick and Jason like to sneak out of Wayne Manor?

Speaking of it, it was clear that Bruce had only met Jason once as Batman, but Jason seemed to be possessed by a demon, and he admired Batman so much...

As for Bruce Wayne, the titular adoptive father who really raised him, he is not as powerful as Batman in Jason's eyes.And the first child he adopted, Dick, he admires most is Superman, in short, there is no one who admires Bruce Wayne.

Sometimes, Bruce has a feeling that he is raising children for Batman and Superman, but he is obviously Batman himself!

Jason, who finally saw Batman again, was extremely excited. His eyes shone with joy that could be literally translated as joy. He was obviously a cat-like character, but he abruptly showed a dog-like look.

"Batman!" Jason exclaimed, full of surprise and joy.

"Yeah." Bruce replied with his voice that was described as throat cancer, "Why did you escape from Wayne Manor?" And you even ran directly in front of him, isn't that a different kind of self-inflicted trap? ? !

"I……"

At this moment, the young Jason was a little bit tangled, wondering if he should tell Batman that he was cheated on by a little reporter.

But before he could figure it out, Bruce dragged him back into the Batmobile like a cat.

Jason: Who grabbed the nape of my destiny?

Bruce: It's your dad—me!

This is the second time he met Batman, and also the second time he rode the Batmobile, but this time he still didn't meet Batman's partner-Robin.

Although it wasn't the first time he was sitting, Jason was still feeling excitedly, but after touching for a while, he couldn't help moving his nose and took a few deep breaths.

I don't know if it's because he ate too much apple pie recently, he even smelled the smell of apple pie in the Batmobile, but how is this possible? !

Bruce didn't know that he was about to lose his horse with Jason because Dick was eating apple pie in the Batmobile. He just gave Jason a few words, and then went to continue the night watch.

Jason didn't tell anything about Clark until Batman disappeared from his sight. He was definitely not bought by Apple Pie, but Bruce looked really happy when he was with Clark. He is also the one who raised him, so he can't repay his kindness with revenge.So I can only feel sorry for Batman, but bye bye, I believe that Batman will meet better next time, and Bruce is different, he is so carefree, and his reputation is so bad, it is rare for an honest man to be blind If you lose him, you can't become yellow because of yourself.

Bruce: Thank you so much!

And Batman only needs Bruce's money. I believe that even if Bruce finds true love, he will not be stingy with sponsoring Batman. If it is not possible, he can save the pocket money Bruce gave him and give it to Batman!

Jason: From now on, I will support you with my pocket money!

Bruce: Thanks, but you don't have to.

At the end of the night watch, Bruce placed Dick in a safe house. He first sent Jason back to Wayne Manor, and then returned to the safe house and took Dick back to Wayne Manor through another secret passage. In the underground bat cave.

On the way, Dick secretly looked at Bruce through the rearview mirror, "Are you really not going to tell Jason all this?"

To be honest, because Bruce had the "vaccination" in advance, he and Jason got along pretty well, but this good is based on the fact that Jason thinks that they are all the lucky ones who were adopted by the wealthy Gotham, not by Batman. An adopted child, especially when he is Robin himself.

Through getting along with Jason, Dick felt that Jason had a strange sense of admiration for Batman. For Dick, who was in Gotham but worshiped Superman, thinking about it in another way, he felt that if he and Jason were killed by Superman Adopted, the other party is Superman's best assistant, but I don't know anything about it, so I'm sure I'll end my friendship as soon as I know it!

Bruce glanced at Dick through the rearview mirror. "Not yet."

Dick fought back the urge to roll his eyes, "So when is the time?"

Although his idol is Superman, he also admires Batman, but I have to say that sometimes Batman is a bit procrastinating in some aspects. If he hadn't discovered it by "coincidence" at the beginning, he might be in the dark now. In addition to Jason, there is another self in the drum.

While talking, the Batmobile had already driven into the Batcave. After Bruce parked the Batmobile, he drove Dick to sleep, so that Clark would not always look at him like he was watching some child abuser.

Looking at Dick's back, Bruce murmured to himself: "If possible, I hope it will never be the time." What good is being Batman, what good is being Batman's child, if possible, Bruce hopes They are all just ordinary melon-eating people in the superhero world. Of course, it would be even better if they could be from the ordinary world.

As Clark entered the Batcave with a plate of cookies Alfred had just made, he heard Bruce muttering to himself.

He put the cookies on the table beside him, "Bruce, don't think so much, come and eat." Although he loves Bruce very much, he has to admit that sometimes Bruce likes to think too much.Even though most of the time they rely on these Batman's "overthinking" to turn defeat into victory, this "overthinking" is sometimes quite tiring for Bruce and the people around him!

Hearing Clark's words, Bruce felt that the depression in his heart disappeared instantly in Clark's voice, and he suddenly wanted to laugh.

Sometimes, he really doesn't know whether he has a boyfriend or a daughter-in-law. Clark's words are like a wife serving meals to let her troubled husband eat first.

"Clark, did I tell you?"

"What did you say?"

"You're so cute."

"..."

Clark looked at Bruce helplessly. He didn't understand how cute he was just saying a word, but he still accepted Bruce's "praise".

"Thanks, but no cookies?"

"eat!"

Then, they sweetly shared a plate of cookies.

In addition to eating cookies, Clark also left to save the plane once. When he came back, Bruce had already finished his work for the day and was waiting for him to go to rest together.

Yes, Clark had obtained the right to stay overnight in Bruce's bedroom in Wayne Manor, but don't think too much about it. Before Bruce was "ready", they were all just chatting under the covers.

After all, Clark's true love for Bruce is not greedy for his body, so there is no objection to this.

And to be honest, Bruce is also very tired after the night patrol every night, and he doesn't have the heart to do anything grown-ups love to do.Just like when he was able to watch all kinds of beauties at night, even if he is sleeping with his true love now, Bruce can still sit still, a gentleman like Liu Xiahui from the East.

Although they just chat under the quilt every day, in the eyes of Jason, who doesn't know that Bruce is Batman, his adoptive father wakes up so late every day, and always looks exhausted, it must be the following that.

The author has something to say: Considering that everyone will watch the Spring Festival Gala at night, I will update it in advance today. I wish you all a happy new year, [-] words tomorrow.

感谢在2020-01-2321:07:38~2020-01-2417:09:44期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 2 for Despair; 1 for Anonymous;

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of louver, red whisk and green qi;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

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