Can you retire today?

Dick, who was staying in the Batcave of Wayne Manor, felt extremely speechless after receiving the "task" given to him by Bruce.

Isn't this so-called task summed up in one word - Gou.

No matter how busy Bruce is or how dangerous the enemy he faces, he never forgets to make clear arrangements for himself. Dick doesn't know whether he should be moved or protested.

For Bruce, Dick has always thought that his adoptive father is a very magical person, not only referring to the other party's double identity... Well, in fact, a large part of it is because of the other party's dual identity.

Baby Bruce and Batman, no matter how big a brain is, it is difficult to connect these two people.

Moreover, Bruce is really a natural actor. Dick felt that even if the other party was not the young master of the Wayne family, he could successfully reach the pinnacle of life if he went to Hollywood to make a movie.

When he is Baby Brucey, you will never see a trace of Batman's temperament from him, and when he is Batman, you will never imagine that the other party will have Baby Brucey .

The degree of precision is like a split personality.

Later, when Dick knew from Bruce that Clark was Superman, even though he was his idol, Dick still couldn't help but sigh that birds of a feather flock together and people are divided into groups.

Dick has always felt that Bruce may have severe persecution paranoia, especially in himself. Bruce's attitude is as if he will die somewhere if he can't stand it.

Dick also knows that their "job" will face many dangers, and he is still underage, so Bruce's attitude doesn't seem to be a big deal, but although he can understand it in his heart, this kind of overprotection is really a headache. .

Every time Dick faced Bruce's overprotectiveness, Dick was thinking whether to continue to obey this time, or to rebel and resist.

Then he looked down at his little arms and legs, and decided to continue to obey this time... No, this should be called understanding father's love.

After all, it is already a legal father-son relationship, so how can we get away from it.

And although Bruce is very strict with him in some aspects, he really dotes on children.

For example, Dick wanted to go to an amusement park, so Bruce built him an amusement park. Dick played a game once, and Bruce arranged a game room for him. , I also endured it, at most I pulled Dick together to catch up on sleep, never said that because of this, I was angry with him...

Even Dick didn't like milk, and Bruce... pushed Dick's milk along with Clark while he was around.

Dick felt that it might be because Bruce had never been a father, so the other party would unconsciously use his state when facing his little lover when pampering him, and even the other party would unconsciously bring this state when facing Clark.

That's... so tantalizing.

Dick has always felt that Clark can persist for so long before confessing his love to Bruce, which is amazing, and he deserves to be his idol.

And Bruce flirts without knowing it, and even refuses after touching other people's hearts, which is also very scumbag.

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Bruce and Clark holding the cat are heading towards the center of the battlefield. Along the way, of course, saving some people and clearing up some miscellaneous soldiers is inevitable. Clark holds the cat in one hand and grabs a giant mechanical lizard flying in the air with the other, and throws it It threw it at another giant mechanical lizard flying in the air.It looks so easy, like throwing an apple.

Bruce looked at the house casualties caused by the collision of two giant mechanical lizards flying in the air, and silently calculated the battle damage.

He felt... SHIELD and Tony should be responsible for the battle damage this time, so let's not condemn Clark for his clumsy behavior.

And he could tell that the people around here had been transferred by Barry and the others.

In fact, Clark regretted it just after throwing it away. Thinking about it, there are actually many better ways to deal with them just now.

For example--

Clark thought about it carefully.

Like throwing them in the direction of the sun?

Looking at the destruction caused by the two giant mechanical lizards, Clark shed tears of poverty in his heart. It seems that he will have to go back and forth again to see if there is anything in Kryptonian technology that can help Bruce generate income.

Throwing the enemy is cool for a while, and the crematorium is damaged in battle.

But to Clark's surprise, Bruce didn't say anything this time.

However, it is not ruled out that the other party wants to settle accounts afterwards, so Clark decided to work harder in the future, trying to make up for the mistakes.

Then Bruce saw that Clark suddenly felt as if he had been injected with chicken blood, even holding a cat couldn't stop the other's footsteps.

Before Bruce and Clark found Rocky, they received news from Diana that the government had dropped a nuclear bomb.

Although I know that the government in Tony's world has used this kind of trickery, but they have a superman, what kind of nuclear bomb? !

But this time, Tony didn't need to take risks. Clark put the cat in Bruce's arms, and then flew over to take the nuclear/bomb in Tony's hands.

After all, Superman has super speed, and he can survive in outer space, so there is no need to wait for Superman this time. Once she saw that Superman had sent the nuclear bomb away, Natasha immediately closed Loki and opened it with the Cosmic Rubik's Cube. portal.

The instant the door closed, Superman flew back through the portal just in time.

The Kiritas on Earth have lost their power, the portals are closed, and the battle is over.

Looking at Batman holding the cat, Tony blinked his caramel eyes, and couldn't help but want to make some jokes.

But before he could say anything, he was caught by Captain America's words.

"Tony, I'm sorry for what I said before." Steve said sincerely to Tony.

Tony: "..." Don't look at me like that, it's a foul.

However, as expected of the old man who has been talking about him all his life, if you make a mistake, correct it, and you can still have a Stark friend.

"Nothing," Tony said dryly.

Seeing Clark come back, Bruce waved to him, then stuffed the cat back into his arms.

Clark didn't resist either, he hugged the cat obediently, and even stroked it twice.

Although the battle is over, no one has forgotten the culprit.

When they found Loki, the other party had just recovered from Hulk's throwing dance and was slowly getting up from the ground.

Then, he was surrounded by people.

Bruce was about to teach Loki a lesson, so he asked Clark to quickly show their secret weapon, the cat, in front of Loki.

However, Clark didn't move, and even couldn't help shrinking back.

The moment he saw Loki, his memory of being controlled by the other party slowly recovered. Of course, he also remembered what Loki ordered him to do, and what he did himself.

Based on what he knew about Bruce, he could also guess that Bruce seemed to have misunderstood something.

While it's funny that the always wise Batman would make such a mistake, Clark felt that if he didn't stop it...

Clark stole a glance at Bruce.

So here comes the question, if it is really said in front of so many people, is it more embarrassing to be misunderstood by Loki, the evil god who is afraid of cats, or is it more embarrassing to misunderstand Loki, the evil god who is afraid of cats, or Batman? Batman misunderstood that Loki is afraid of cats and Superman is more embarrassing? !

All in all, it seems like a shame.

Misunderstandings are not terrible, whoever says is embarrassing.

Therefore, God is not brave, and Superman is not brave either.

Bruce looked at Clark without moving for a long time, and was about to urge him again, but looking at the pair of subconsciously dodging sky blue eyes, Bruce couldn't help squinting.

Seeing Clark's guilty look, he knew something must be wrong.

But what could have caused Clark to become like this now? Bruce thought for a while, then fixed his gaze on Loki. The only thing Clark can do now is to put the cat...

cat? !

Bruce glanced at the cat in Clark's arms, thinking of the scene where the other party usually carried the cat down the tree, and instantly realized that he seemed to have misunderstood something.

He didn't say anything in front of so many people. You must know that everyone here has good hearing.

And did he say anything? He never said that he thought Loki was afraid of cats. As for why he hugged this cat, the war was so dangerous just now. If he didn't hold it, what would happen if he was killed by the Kirita people? !

A cat is also a life, and it is everyone's responsibility to love life.

How about saying that Superman and Batman are the best partners in the world? Bruce saw Clark's thoughts, and Clark also saw that Bruce had understood his meaning.

He stood beside the cat as quietly as a chicken, watching the group of people interrogate Loki who was tied by Diana with a lasso of truth.

After finishing the business, Thor also asked about the unsolved mysteries of Asgard in those years, which made everyone eat a big mouthful of Asgard royal family gossip.

After asking and locking Rocky up, Tony took everyone to a barbecue restaurant that survived the war.

Bruce wanted to say no, but seeing Clark and Barry's doggy eyes blinking and blinking, he agreed.

This can be regarded as the first dinner of the Justice League and the Avengers, so he will give them some face.

During the meal, Bruce didn’t forget to ask Barry to eat more, and Barry was so moved that he didn’t want to. In fact, Bruce just wanted Barry to eat more when Tony was treating guests, so that he could save a little money to pay for them. damaged.

These days, if you want to raise a group of Chaoying (huskies) who have demolished their homes, you must increase income and reduce expenditure.

Under the pressure of the war damage, Bruce was about to change from a spendthrift young master to a frivolous market haggler. It was really difficult for him.

Fortunately, Lucius, who helped him manage the company, was not British, otherwise he would have bid farewell to Xiufa long ago.

Loki’s follow-up process was handed over to S.H.I.E.L.D. to negotiate with Thor. After the meal, the members of the Justice League disbanded on the spot and went back to their respective homes. As for the discussion about the enemy behind the war of alien aggression , Tomorrow is the scheduled meeting day, we will talk about it tomorrow, and Bruce also needs to prepare various plans in advance.

And their Justice League is not like the Avengers with all members stripped off their vests. Not only do their Justice League not reveal their identities, but they also have other jobs to do.

For example, Superman, as a reporter for the "Daily Planet", faced with such a big war of alien aggression, he was quite busy.

The author has something to say: In the end, the oolong about the evil god and the cat became the exclusive little secret of Batman and Superman.

Cup Noodles: Did I say anything, I just wanted to save a poor kitty.

Meringue: Yes, yes, you are right, cats love me, I love cats! (sneak peek at Batman's cat ears)

Cat: Meow~ (This group of two-legged beasts are so silly)

感谢在2019-11-1222:50:46~2019-11-1322:17:58期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw mines: always1;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of diving fish; 3 bottles of Qiumosu; 1 bottle of Prince Changqing, Wuming, and Xueluo Gucheng;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!