my years as the chosen one

"Whoo~"

After the broadcast, Dongqiao rubbed his face and smiled wryly: "Sister Heng'e's lullaby is too powerful, I'm still using mana, and I almost couldn't resist."

Heng'e put away her guqin with a wave of her hand, and said: "This song contains the feminine power of the lunar star, and it was specially used to deal with my disobedient brothers in the past."

"I've suppressed the power of this song to the minimum, but I didn't expect it to work." Hang'e smiled and shook her head, and said in a good mood: "Xiao Yang Jian is indeed a ghost, and he brought Tao Taoliu with him in advance. gone."

Dongqiao blinked his beautiful big eyes: "After all, he is a judicial god, and his vigilance is not as high as usual~"

Heng'e didn't speak, but just smiled lightly.

"Oh, it's late at night, I have to hurry up~ Sister Hang, do you want to go back?"

"It's okay to go back, I'll play the piano for you tonight."

"Okay~ My sister's piano sound is really incomparable~"

The moonlight is so beautiful tonight.

The drama of two women and one drama also kicked off a red prelude.

People do not disperse, and music does not disperse.

.......

After walking around in the sky, the moon went straight to sleep.

The sun hid behind the clouds and watched quietly, silently thinking whether he could be lazy today.

A new day, 10 minutes at [-]:[-] in the morning.

Yawning, Tao Juze carried a small bamboo basket and walked to the depths of Lingze Mountain together with Yang Jian.

Tao Juze hadn't woken up yet, his whole body seemed a bit hesitant, and he asked mutteringly, "Second brother, are you really not sleepy?"

Yang Jian casually pinched away the dead leaves that fell on Tao Juze's head, and said calmly, "I'm not sleepy."

Tao Juze glanced at Yang Jian enviously, and said with a little jealousy: "Why are the gods so energetic? You obviously meditated all night."

"Could it be that this is the privilege of the gods? Being a god, you can play disco all night without going bald?"

"This skill is really good, second brother, teach me."

Yang Jian: "It's already dawn, wake up. You think too much."

Immortals also have divine power, please don't slander immortals at will.

Tao Juze sighed, rubbed his face, stretched out his hand and patted it twice before saying: "Phew, I seem to be more awake now."

"Second brother, do you think that if I meditate all night like you, would I still be so energetic?"

Yang Jian chuckled and said mercilessly, "Then you really won't be able to get up."

Tao Juze: "..."

Why do they want to hurt each other?Didn't we promise to be each other's little angels?

Tao Juze snorted heavily, and then said very unhappy: "I'm hungry, why on earth did we come to the mountain so early?"

"And the basket I'm carrying is also very heavy!"

Called up by Yang Jian early in the morning, he washed his face, brushed his teeth, drank saliva in a daze, and was taken to the mountain without even eating breakfast.

Just thinking about it makes me want to cry, he is really miserable.

Facing Tao Juze, who was still out of breath and had some low blood pressure, Yang Jian was not only not angry, but also patted his head.

Yang Jian: "Originally, I didn't intend to take you up the mountain so early, but you were talking in your sleep last night."

Tao Juze: "?"

Yang Jian: "You are spinning around on the bed, crying and shouting for the roasted rabbit not to run away."

Tao Juze: "..."

Yang Jian: "I moved you away from the bed, and you bit me."

Tao Juze: "!!!"

Tao Juze shook the dog's head frantically: "Impossible, how can I talk in my sleep! It's even more impossible to bite someone! Second brother, don't just don't care about me!"

Yang Jian didn't say much, just rolled up his long sleeves, pointed to a very, very clear tooth mark on his right arm and said, "Evidence."

Tao Juze: "..."

He, he actually bites people when he talks in his sleep? !

Yang Jian straightened his sleeves calmly, looked at Tao Juze whose face was full of doubtful life, and said gently: "There are rabbits in the bamboo basket that have been processed, and I will find a place with water to roast rabbits for you later." .”

What kind of gluttony must I have to bite his arm in the middle of the night and not let go.

Sure enough, I still have to take some time to go back to the Heavenly Court. There are many fairy rabbits in the Jade Emperor's garden, and it's okay to catch dozens of them, Yang Jian thought in his heart.

Tao Juze looked at Yang Jian with tears in his eyes, his second brother is really the best man in the world, bar none!

Not only did he not argue with him, but he also made roasted rabbits for him!

Yang Jian tilted his head, listened carefully and said with a smile: "There is a water source nearby."

After speaking, he walked towards the direction of the water source, and Tao Juze followed behind Yang Jian with a dreamy face.

Roast rabbit~ Roast rabbit~ Roast, roast, roast rabbit~

Tao Juze followed Yang Jian over several giant ancient trees, passed through dense and drooping green vines, entered a dark cave overgrown with weeds, and after walking for a while, the scenery in front of him suddenly became brighter.

The entrance is a small concave valley, and there is a not-so-small pool in it. The spring water is ding-dong, the grass is luxuriant, and there are many birds singing and singing happily. The yellow tigers are playing and playing.

Among them was a dark brown tiger with a very conspicuous white stripe on its forehead. It had a huge body and strong limbs. It was yawning with its hips up, its hips up and its mouth wide open. The boss who opened his eyes wide and opened his mouth, forgot to close it for a moment.

Leading Tiger: "..."

Tao Juze: "..."

Tao Juze involuntarily moved closer to Yang Jian's side, then raised a hand tremblingly: "Good morning, that... hello? Hello? Meow?"

After a while.

The leader tiger who reacted suddenly screamed: "Aww!!!"

The group of tigers at Tanbian suddenly became restless. They didn't show their fangs and stretch out their claws to attack people, but they all shivered and hid behind the leader tiger, regardless of whether the tiger in front could cover it or not. They were tightly packed into a group.

The pattern on the forehead!The coercion around him!It's about to die!How could the most unprovoked man in the village that Village Chief Tao said appeared here!

The lead tiger was also trembling a little, but he dared not and could not move away. There were several newly weaned cubs behind him!

Protecting cubs is the nature of creatures, regardless of race.

Yang Jian raised his eyes and glanced at the leading tiger with its mouth wide open, drooling, and then at the group of tigers huddled together in the distance, with the corners of his mouth flattened, he turned his head and said to Tao Juze: "They are all enlightened, don't be afraid. "

Tao Juze was a little scared at first, but when he saw the group of tigers huddling together stupidly, and the big tiger in front, who was obviously the strongest, was still maintaining an extremely sculptural posture, he suddenly couldn't get scared anymore.

What if I want to laugh a little?

If you laugh now, don't you feel sorry for the domineering king of the forest?

Tao Juze covered his face and looked at the group of big tigers with cute paintings, and suddenly his hands felt itchy.

Ah, I want to feel the feeling of masturbating a big cat, this fluffy hand must be very good!

Yang Jian squinted his eyes, looked at the tiger in front of him and threw four words lightly: "I won't kill you."

The leading tiger slowly closed its mouth. It was the earliest of the group of tigers to open its mind, and it also had the most contact with the immortals in Lingju Village, so it naturally learned a little bit of flattery.

Leading tiger: Tiger life is very difficult, being a tiger is difficult, and being a tiger in Lingze Mountain is even more difficult.

The leading tiger opened its big tiger eyes, and approached Yang Jian and Tao Juze cautiously with three stops. Under the indifferent and expectant eyes of Yang Jian and Tao Juze, it slowly lay down three or four steps away from them.

Then he turned over, exposing his belly.

"Ow."

In nature, once animals show their bellies to each other, they basically want to express their surrender.

and.

The big tiger flicked its tail involuntarily.

The grandson of Village Chief Tao, the little highness of Lingju Village seems to want to pet its fur.

.... If you don't hold your thighs at this time, when will you hold your thighs?

When it turns into a fur? !

Even if it's just a tiger, it still knows how to survive, okay? !

Tao Juze, who often watched the Animal World program, naturally knew the meaning of the tiger turning its belly, his eyes lit up instantly, and he asked excitedly, "Second brother, can I touch it?"

Yang Jian could tell what the tiger was thinking at a glance, but he was too lazy to point it out, and just said lightly: "Yes."

With Yang Jian's approval, Tao Juze cheered and rushed towards the leading tiger, pinching his ears, paws, fur, chin, and even the tail, wishing he could stick to the tiger's body.

He has never been so close to small animals before, and he rarely even goes to the zoo.

After all, he used to think that he was an animal insulator, and it would be a big sin to kill small animals for no reason.

but now!He has a cat!Still such a big one!

I am addicted to cat smoking and cannot extricate myself.

The leading tiger's throat involuntarily let out a purring sound, and a fluffy tiger face also showed an imperceptible expression of intoxication. Although Tao Juze's hair-plucking technique was very novice, it was also very comfortable.

The leading tiger is gradually obsessed with Tao Juze's tricks, and at this moment really wants to become a tiger cake.

In the distance, the group of tigers who had huddled together to watch secretly also gradually relaxed.

Yang Jian narrowed his eyes and suddenly smiled at the leading tiger.

Leading tiger: "!!!"

Inexplicably, Tao Juze found that the limp tiger suddenly became stiff again.

Tao Juze asked the leader tiger very concerned: "What's wrong with you?"

"Ow..."

Yang Jian: "You rubbed it and it feels uncomfortable, get up quickly."

Tao Juze didn't doubt what Yang Jian said, and quickly stood up and apologized to the lead tiger: "I was a little too excited to touch the tiger for the first time, so I'm sorry."

The leading tiger glanced at the smiling Yang Jian tremblingly, and flicked his tail at Tao Juze frantically to express that he didn't mind.

The group of tigers in the distance also huddled together pitifully.

Aww, tiger life is too difficult.

The author has something to say: the game is really fun!Although I dish!But I have a heart that hugs my thigh hard!

It is impossible to practice the technique, it is impossible in this life~

Addicted to the game can not extricate themselves...

Thanks to the old buddy who threw the mines: 1 Liuying;

Thanks to the old buddy of irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of white mist;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard~