my years as the chosen one

Eating melons on the Internet is a sacred thing.

First, you have to find a melon.

Secondly, you have to judge whether this melon is worth eating.

Then, you have to start eating melons from the source.

In the end, if it's a good melon, you'll eat it until you pass out.

Commonly known as addicted to eating melons and soaring in situ.

Therefore, after learning the ins and outs, wild melon eaters on Weibo said: This melon is a bit too swollen, maybe it’s not sweet, or the melon farmers are boasting.

The anchor can fly?

The anchor knows martial arts?

The anchor has superb knife skills?

The anchor is a literary giant?

The anchor is handsome and earth-shattering once in a thousand years?

The beauty of the anchor is so tragic that she has escaped from the mortal world?

It's really exaggerated one by one, are you the reincarnation of the headline party?

In all likelihood, this melon is a hollow melon and cannot be eaten.

The people who eat melons on Weibo hold the melons in their hands suspiciously, thinking whether to take a bite or just throw them away.

How can the Fat Friends Group of Lingju Village tolerate the current wild people eating melons, but maybe the same fat friends will question it in the future, so everyone gave evidence one after another.

The screenshots of the live broadcast of the fairy sisters are thrown over!

The screenshot of Yang Ge accidentally entering the live broadcast room was thrown over!

The small video of old Zhao Xiu's knife skills recorded on the mobile phone was thrown away!

Laowen's calligraphy screenshots are thrown over!

The screenshot of Xiaotie's smirking expression was thrown over!

The little video of Brother Huang flying over the eaves and catching sparrows is thrown over!

There are pictures and the truth!

There is truth in the video!

The Fat Friends Group of Lingju Village had a great time throwing videos and screenshots, completely disregarding whether wild melon-eating people could eat them or choke on them.

It's just so chic, willful and uninhibited!

After reading the evidence given in silence, most of the wild melon eaters tore off the skin of their own melon eaters.

Immortals are so fucking down to earth, I still want to be a melon-eating crowd!

It must be licked!

Give me the skin of the Fat Friends Group!We're announcing it!

Only a small group of people who eat melons are still in a wait-and-see state, testing back and forth on the edge of changing the skin and not changing the skin, hesitating.

No matter what choice this small group of people make, but at this moment, the Fat Friends Group has undoubtedly become stronger.

They divided into two groups, one of which killed the official Weibo of Yuanyuan Live, and the other killed the Weibo user 'Little Yuanzi who eats meat', which is Yuanyuan Live's boss Weibo.

They are invincible!

They are menacing!

They are sharpening their knives!

They decided to bloodbath Weibo!

The two groups of people leave a lot of comments on Weibo, and there will be thousands of more comments every second.

It fully reflects the powerful strength of the Fat Friends Group!

The fat friends group was very happy, but the programmers on Weibo felt that they were a little bit closer to dying on the spot.

Nima's main server was shaking non-stop with a sense of rhythm, shaking so much that their hearts were about to jump out.

Whether it is life or death, you can tell us directly, they really can't bear this half-death.

Weibo's technical team leader frantically knocked on the code maintenance manager and looked for the source in anger.

I want to see who broke the sky!

Soon, he found the source of Yuanyuan live broadcast software.

Oh, it's you.

Oh, it's you again...

The technical team leader completely lost his mind after finding the source. If the busy deputy team leader beside him found out that something was wrong and stopped it in time, he would have lifted the desk on the spot.

How you! (Why is that you!)

How old are you! (Why always you!)

Obediently soothe!You son of a bitch!It's you! !you again! ! !

During this time, because of your live broadcast company, do you know how much hair I lost? !

Do you know how many nights I have been typing code without sleep? !

Do you know that I'm even dreaming about whether you guys will make trouble? !

Can't you just say hello before you make trouble? !

Can you follow the procedure!Has the morality of the rivers and lakes been eaten by you? !

The technical team leader cursed angrily in the office, and a gentle and elegant programmer turned into an unreasonable and unreasonable man on the street.

"Gan Linniang waits for Lao Tzu to fix it, I have to find trouble with them!"

"I will kill you!!!"

"The netizens are all crazy! Hahaha, I am not crazy! I can still type code for 100 years hahaha!"

"Hahahaha! If my system collapses, I will kill that bastard Baishu!"

"Ganlin's mother has stepped on me since she was a child, and it's fine! Even if you're not in the same company, you can still bully me!"

"Lao Tzu, I will definitely kill you this time, you bastard!! At worst, I will die together. After 18 years, I will be a good man again!"

Yes, the technical team leader of Weibo and the technical team leader of Yuanyuan Live, they grew up together.

The kind that knows the root and the bottom.

The programmers of Weibo's technical team huddled together tremblingly, and Nei Niu looked at his team leader who had completely turned into a Godzilla with an expression of wanting to eat people, and didn't know what to do.

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!The team leader is crazy!

Everyone is good!Hurry up and stop the team leader who wants to eat people, woo woo woo!

"Team leader, the system of Yuanyuan Live Streaming software has crashed." The deputy team leader who was patching the server had an idea, and quickly said: "It means that the technical team over there has been completely killed!"

The scolding of the technical team leader stopped abruptly, and after three seconds of silence, he laughed wildly again.

"Ahahahaha you have today too!!"

"Crash well! Crash well! Hahahaha!"

"Boys! Cheer me up! We can't collapse if they collapse!"

"It's finally time for me to stand up and be the master of the house! Bai Shu, you also have today, hahaha!"

The technical team leader typed the code faster, the more he thought about it, the happier he became, and he even couldn't help laughing out loud, as if he had seen Bai Zhu kneeling in front of him begging for mercy and crying bitterly.

The technical team members breathed a sigh of relief. Although the team leader is still abnormal, it is better than showing a man-eating appearance. Thank God, thank God.

Deputy group leader, you are really a living Bodhisattva who saves suffering!We want to set up a longevity monument for you!

The deputy leader of the technical group who was typing on the keyboard smiled slightly, hiding his merits and fame.

...

The capital, a heavily guarded military region.

"What did you say? Old Chen's technical department left the barracks at night?" Zhao Cheng listened to the report of his cronies, and his brows were frowned: "What are they doing out at night?"

The black-hearted big fox who played chess with Zhao Cheng also showed a solemn expression: "Is there any special urgent military situation?"

"Impossible. If there is any urgent military situation, we should first notify the Western Army. It's not his turn to make a move at all!"

Zhao Cheng shook his head, denied the black-hearted fox's conjecture, and asked his family, "Have you tracked down anything?"

"According to the information sent back, all their technicians changed into casual clothes and went to a company called Yuanyuan Live."

"Our people can't explore after watching them go in. We can only make sure that they haven't come out since they went in."

"Yuanyuan Live Broadcast Company..." The black-hearted fox narrowed his eyes and said, "Isn't this the live broadcast company where the anchors of Lingju Village work?!"

Zhao Cheng knocked on the table with a low voice: "Did something happen to this company tonight? Old Chen is an idiot, he won't do things that don't pay off without profit! "

Zhao Cheng's confidant said sternly: "We have already checked, and it seems that because the new anchor started broadcasting and attracted traffic too much, the company's total system collapsed immediately, and all users were completely offline."

Zhao Cheng and the black-hearted fox were stunned at the same time.

New anchor, system crash, Lingju Village, Guwu....

"Damn it, I just said that old Chen has a dark heart! What the hell is he trying to sell to the anchors in Lingju Village!" Zhao Cheng slammed the table angrily, causing the chessboard on the table to vibrate, and said angrily: "He took all the good things by himself, so we don't think we are brothers at all!"

The smile on the black-hearted fox's face also disappeared, and his eyes were cold: "Hehe, whoever wants to be a brother in front of robbing talents is an opponent!"

"But when did Chen Feng hook up with the boss of Yuanyuan Live Streaming Software?"

Zhao Cheng hammered the table a few times bitterly, then shook his head suddenly and said: "That's not right, I sent someone to contact Yuan Kang, a slippery little slippery head, and my son also helped us find out, Yuan Kang's little Slippery means that he doesn't want to have anything to do with the military at all, why did he contact Chen Feng all of a sudden?"

The black-hearted fox narrowed his eyes again, and said in a puzzled way: "I don't think this matter is right...I thought it was wrong with what Lao Chen said at the meeting before, and now I feel even worse. exactly."

"Tsk, Old Chen must have his own way. Why should we attack Lingju Village like a dog biting a hedgehog? If we are tied up for fear of being blacklisted by the people of Lingju Village, he, Chen Feng, will be able to beat around the bush smoothly. s contact!?"

Zhao Cheng clenched his fist, stood up suddenly and said, "Let's go! Let's go find Lao Chen together!"

The big black-hearted fox was stunned for a moment, and asked speechlessly: "Why are you looking for him now? Tell him that you have sent someone to watch him?"

Zhao Cheng rubbed his wrists, and snorted a few times: "Go to negotiate with him, and ask him if he wants to join forces with us! Together, our troops will peacefully rob talents, and we can also carry out more technical exchanges on weekdays." Category."

"If we don't join hands, I will expose him and let him fight everyone alone!"

The black-hearted fox looked at the domineering Zhao Cheng speechlessly, gave a thumbs up, and said from the bottom of his heart: "In terms of thick skin, I am really not as good as you."

This thick skin can be used as body armor!

"Hey, what are you talking about, old boy? If you don't go, I can go alone. Don't say brother, I won't take you to play!"

"I said you have the ability! Let's go! Let's go together!"

Zhao Cheng snorted twice before reluctantly expressing his forgiveness to the black-hearted fox.

When we meet Chen Feng, there must be one who sings the red face and one who sings the bad face.

Although this fox has a black heart, his face is quite fair, and it is just right to sing a white face.

The small calculations in Zhao Cheng's heart were crackling, which didn't match his honest and honest face at all.

...So, there is no one who is good at all, and they are all right.

The author has something to say: the big cold Tianji friend insisted on pulling me to go fishing.

The fish was caught, but the two of us, together with the dog, both caught a cold. We both had a severe cold, but the dog had a mild one.

So why bother with yourself! ! !Wouldn’t it be nice to have a cat bed at home in the cold weather? ?

Favorite Jun seems to be frozen recently, I'm going to put you in a pot and boil... let's boil it!

Thank you for the cute little one who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: said, am I your father, Mo You, Al 10 bottles;

非常感谢大家对我的支持，我会继续努力的！感谢在2019-12-2820:04:37~2019-12-29

During the 19:21:33 period, the little angel who voted for the overlord or the irrigation nutrient solution for me~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: Al, say, am I your father, Mo You 10 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!