my years as the chosen one

Tao Juze looked up at the sky, and muttered in a low voice: "I'm quite sincere, the question is, will Daddy Tiandao think that we are perfunctory him..."

Although formalism is unacceptable, it is also a little more particular.

Yang Jian didn't care about his rambling, just waved his hand lightly, and a bronze incense burner in the shape of a nine dragon spouting beads appeared in the middle of the sacrifice.

Holding three sticks of incense as long as two chopsticks in his hand, Yang Jian waved for Tao Juze to come and offer incense.

Yang Jian handed the incense to Tao Juze, and said gently: "Sincerity leads to spirit, and the attitude must be correct."

Tao Juze nodded and took the three sticks of incense from Yang Jian's hands like a chicken pecking at rice. Yang Jian squinted his eyes, and the three sticks of incense ignited without fire and began to emit green smoke.

Yang Jian stepped aside, Tao Juze bowed to the altar three times devoutly and solemnly, cleared his throat and said, "Well, Father Tiandao..."

As soon as he got up, Tao Juze stopped his tongue.

Would it be too unreasonable to call Tiandao Dad?Shouting to God?In heaven?

Yang Jian stood three steps away from Tao Juze, with his hands folded on his chest, with a smile in his eyes, but he didn't give him a hint, nor did he remind him that he should put the incense into the incense burner before speaking.

Didn't I say it, the heart is the most important thing.

Tao Juze didn't pay attention to Yang Jian's expression either. After pondering for a while, he finally made up his mind. After praying three more times, he continued to say reverently, "Well, big boss, I have something I want to report to you."

"First of all, our Lingju Village is now full of vigor and vitality. The live broadcast that should be broadcasted, and the one that should sell things. In short, everyone is very busy, and everyone is very hardworking in order to earn merit."

"However, I heard that the love value of the human race will be converted into the corresponding merit value. This thing is invisible and intangible, so everyone has no idea. Boss, do you want to give me a progress bar with numbers? Category?"

"In this way, we also know in our hearts that everyone must work harder! To let the little donkey run, you have to hang a carrot in front of it so that it can be seen~"

"Secondly, Boss, there must be a time difference between the world and the sky, right? The rules you set up at the beginning cannot be said to be bad, but with the development of the village and the increase in popularity, this may show its disadvantages! "

"The general is not allowed by the military order abroad, and I can't go back slowly to file an application report and wait for a reply when there is an emergency... At this speed, the day lily will be completely cold, typical Don’t even try to catch up with that dish.”

"So, big boss, do you think you want to change the rules or set up a special channel to reply quickly? Time is merit, and a second of delay will save a lot. Think about it~"

"Then, our village is currently in good condition. Although you have seen all directions and heard all directions, it does not prevent me from talking to you. For example, how many huskies are raised in our village, do you think they will be dismantled? The village..."

After Tao Juze finished his business, he held three sticks of incense in his hand and began to babble, as if he was chatting with his family and gossip, he couldn't stop the car once he started talking.

Yang Jian crossed his arms and looked calmly at Tao Juze, who was yelling and yelling, and didn't stop him from doing this.

As I said, the heart is the most important thing.

The incense in Tao Juze's hand was very strange, although green smoke was always rising from the top, but there was nothing missing.

Tao Juze spoke eloquently for a long time before he stopped talking, not because he didn't want to talk anymore, but because he felt a little thirsty.

Yang Jian narrowed his eyes and took out his mobile phone to take a look. It's very good, he has been rambling for almost half an hour.

"It's time to insert the three sticks of incense into the incense burner." Yang Jian said lightly.

Tao Juze hurriedly inserted the three sticks of incense into the incense burner upon hearing the words, and said embarrassedly: "Don't be surprised, boss, I was a little too excited just now..."

Then he puffed out his cheeks and took a particularly unhappy look at Yang Jian, who was watching the excitement, and said resentfully, "Second brother, why didn't you remind me!"

Tao Juze cleared his throat, ready to continue communicating with Tiandao and express his guilt.

Communication is very important!Pay attention to the communication between each other!

In an instant, the three sticks of incense inserted into the Nine Dragons Tuzhu Incense Burner burnt to the end as if the fast-forward button had been pressed.

The incense is gone.

The smoke stopped.

Tao Juze was dumbfounded immediately, and said in a daze, "What's going on...?"

Yang Jian finally couldn't help laughing, walked over and stroked Tao Juze's dog's head and said, "It's nothing, Tiandao has already heard your words, and may reply you soon."

Yang Jian was in a happy mood, the heavens said Tao Juze stopped the fragrance himself.

This kind of incense is dedicated to the heavens, and it starts to burn and annihilate little by little when it is inserted into the incense burner. It is similar to the sound transmission talisman, but the time is a little longer than the sound transmission talisman.

After all, a talisman can only convey a few words, but this is the time for a stick of incense.

Tiandao was nagged by Tao Juze, and he manually fast-forwarded and quickly ended the communication between them.

Ancestor Hongjun probably has never met such a nagging person as Tao Juze.

Of course, no one dared to talk about it in front of the ancestors.

Rather than saying that Tiandao was impatient with Tao Juze's nagging, Yang Jian felt that Tiandao ran away in a panic and embarrassed.

Interesting, really interesting.

How did Tao Juze know that there were twists and turns, basically Yang Jian would believe whatever he said, and he was very easy to deceive.

"The big boss is actually quite nice, but of course the sooner you reply to me, the better~"

"Second brother, do you still smell good? I still want to chat with the big boss for a while." Tao Juze looked at Yang Jian innocently, with stars shining in his eyes.

Yang Jian laughed, rubbed his dog's head and started to clean up the altar, saying: "It's great that Tiandao can take time out of his busy schedule to respond to you, don't mess around, hurry up and pack up with me."

If one day he finds time to return to the Heavenly Court, he will be summoned by the ancestor Hongjun himself.

Don't ask why.

Hearing what Yang Jian said, Tao Juze drooped his raised tail, and said listlessly, "Oh."

It was a real pain.

It's like being called to work by the boss when you are chatting vigorously with someone.

It was simply a disgrace.

Yang Jian glanced at Tao Juze, who was in a hurry, and said helplessly, "I've already cleaned up with me, aren't you going to pick peaches?"

Tao Juze sighed faintly, took out his phone and took a look, "It's three o'clock now, alas, I don't know how Uncle Wen's live broadcast is going."

Yang Jian nodded, and said calmly: "It's useless to change the subject, don't think that you stay at home and watch the live broadcast while I go picking peaches by myself."

Tao Juze with a frozen smile on his face: "..."

Brother, you have really changed.

You even know the word house! ! !

The Internet is evil!Damn it!

.....

Live broadcast room of Laowen in Lingju Village.

Wen Qing, who had been on the air for a while, shook the manuscript in his hands at this moment, feeling very happy, these human races were really supportive.

"Do you think my calligraphy is beautiful? This fat friend is pretty good at talking. How about I give you a landscape painting?" Wen Qing stretched out his finger and tapped a barrage on the screen, Feng Qingyun Said lightly: "This fat friend called 'Grave Head Jumping Di is a Devil', do you want the landscape painting I painted myself?"

Barrage:

[Mom, what kind of fairy handwriting is this! ! ! 】

[Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Lever 】

[Uncle Wen, are you a fairy! !Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 】

[To be honest, I don’t dare to yell loudly in this live broadcast room, I always feel like I’m offending something. 】

[Hey, Lao Wen's handwriting can be used as a rubbing, I can do it! 】

[One-person blood book asked Lao Wenkai to copy and customize it. After ten years of hard work, I will definitely buy it! 】

[Two blood books! 】

[Three blood books! 】

【identification number! ! 】

[Lao Wen is really gentle when he calls us fat friends, woo woo woo, how can he be so gentle. 】

[I think so too, it's so gentle, it makes me want to cry, the words are so elegant, and the writing is like a fairy, I can't help but carefully observe this live broadcast room, this is the boss's room! 】

[Hug the fat friend in front, probably after experiencing the ridicule of the emperor, Lao Zhao's food attack and Xiao Tie's arrogance, we can no longer resist Lao Wen's gentle offensive. 】

[Xiaotie was too ruthless today, and secretly put rice and dried fish on the shelves again, but I didn't grab anything. 】

[Old Zhao is in a good mood today, and the knife skills are all flying!Yam fish fillet and clear water hibiscus chicken, oh, just thinking about it makes my mouth water again. 】

[Just get used to it, get used to it, I'm already bearish on everything. 】

[Watching the live broadcast, you have to be a bit Buddhist. 】

[Hold the fat friend in front of you, you are a Buddha, I am a Buddha, everyone is a Buddha, the Buddha system is really healthy. 】

[I silently took a sip of tea, ah, the life of the Buddhist system of health preservation is so beautiful~]

【I also...? ? ? ?old text?What did you say, old man? ? 】

[Fuck? ?Why give it to the devil? ? ?Don't duck! 】

[To be honest, the devil cannot own calligraphy and paintings, drag them out to sacrifice to heaven! 】

[It's time to expose my identity as a Taoist priest!I want to slay demons and demons for Tian Xingdao! 】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! !Howling!One cry, two troubles and three hanged himself!I don't do it!I also want! 】

【I'm not convinced! ! !I don't! ! !I also want! ! !I'm going to make a fuss! ! ! 】

[This old man is about to make trouble! 】

[I also said that the handwriting is beautiful! ! !Choose me! ! ! !Lao Wen! ! !You can help me! ! ! 】

[Kick everything in front of me, it's mine! ! !Landscape painting is mine! ! 】

[Heh, this group of fat friends who claim to be Buddhist finally revealed their true colors! 】

[Let me sum it up for you: in front of the Buddha in the dojo, during the period when Qi Mei wore cassocks and wandered around!You are wearing cassocks and praying to Buddha, and under the cassocks are all knives! 】

【Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!It’s okay to spend money!I can! 】

【money is not a problem!All I have left is money!I didn't get the painting for food, but I definitely got it! 】

[Touch the fat friend in front, except for the ham, I grabbed them all~]

[Suck in the Ouhuang in front, give me some Ouqi! 】

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Good night everyone, good night everyone, go to bed early.

I have a physical examination tomorrow, so I won’t stay up late (づ￣3￣)づ