my years as the chosen one

Yang Jian's hands were full of fishy smells and he didn't look at the phone. Tao Juze took out the phone and said, "Let me take a look... I guess it's news from our pack of wolves."

Sure enough, the group of the seven evil wolves started to make trouble.

Group message:

Buddhist old Chen's online health preservation: [Why did Brother Yang appear on the scene? 】

The nail-biting household in the textbook: [It can be seen that it happened to be on the scene... Hey, the server in the computer room is about to be overwhelmed. 】

Take my brother away quickly: 【Brother Yang! !Do you accept disciples! ! !I also want to learn your martial arts! ! ! 】

The CEO who wants to retire: [Little Brother Yang, who is as stupid as you, is impossible to accept, stop dreaming. 】

Take my brother away quickly: [You!So annoying!you!At once!cannot!Say something!nice!of! 】

Carnivorous little Yuanzi: [Hahahaha Saner, you're so hotly searched! 】

Take my brother away quickly: [Yes, it's still No. 1 in the hot search! !Third brother, you are amazing~]

The nail household in the textbook: [According to this popularity, I'm afraid it will be hung for a whole day. 】

Buddhist old Chen online health preservation: [San'er, didn't you sell rice in Moments before, and now a few old friends came over and asked me if the village favorite Taotao was you. 】

Carnivore Xiao Yuanzi: [Oh, I also received it~ But everyone said that they would not talk nonsense, they enjoy the feeling of "everyone is drunk and I am sober, the whole world is turbid and I am alone". 】

Buddhist old Chen online health preservation: [Why are these two people silent? 】

The peaches are so delicious: 【Hmm... I was looking at hot searches, brother Yang is killing fish, his hands are full of blood, so I can't return to you. 】

Carnivore Xiao Yuanzi: [Cub, is that fish delicious?Suction ~]

The peaches are so delicious: [Well, they are delicious, but it's a pity you can't eat them~]

Carnivorous Motoko: […]

The nail household in the textbook: [Boss, don't worry about fish, think about our server first! 】

The CEO who wants to retire: [Do you need me to send professionals to help you?You can pack it and send it now, no delivery fee. 】

Carnivorous little Yuanzi: [Yes, yes, yes!Gu Daguo, you are such a good person! ! 】

The CEO who wants to retire: [Old Chen, come on!give it to you! 】

Buddhist old Chen's online health regimen: [...Keep my smile. 】

Yang: [No apprentices. 】

Quickly take my brother away: [Ah, ah, Brother Yang, you are out, why are you!Why don't you accept ducks!I can bear hardships and stand hard work! 】

Yang: [Trouble. 】

Buddhist old Chen online health preservation: [To be honest, many people want to worship Brother Yang as their teacher, and they have already found us. 】

Carnivorous little Yuanzi: [Brother Yang, you have already registered with some people in the last attack... Today you also showed off the legendary martial arts, brother, I am almost annoyed to death by my family. 】

The CEO who wants to retire: [Tsk, no wonder there are always people asking me about my old Chen with nonsense these two days, the source of the daring is here. 】

The peaches are so delicious: [It is impossible to accept apprentices, let's talk about it when you can kill a cow with one punch. 】

The peaches are so delicious: [Oh, those who are able work harder, those who are able work harder, and our village will be a little happier if you work hard, come on! 】

Take my brother away quickly: [I don’t know why I really want to beat my third brother now...]

The nail household in the textbook: [Add one. 】

Buddhist old Chen's online health regimen: [Add two. 】

The CEO who wants to retire: [Add three. 】

Carnivorous Yuanzi: [Add ID number. 】

Yang: [Smile.JPG]

Peaches are so delicious: [……]

Tao Juze flicked his phone funny, and said to Yang Jian who was looking at his phone after washing his hands, "Why am I still making people angry?"

Yang Jian glanced at Tao Juze and said with a smile, "What do you think?"

A rhetorical question left Tao Juze speechless.

Tsk tsk, you can't learn the good ones, and you can learn the bad ones. These guys in the group have led Yang Jian to the ground.

...Typically throwing the blame on others, and resolutely not taking the blame.

"But we're all on the hot search." Tao Juze switched to the Weibo page, and then asked twitchingly at the corner of his mouth: "Isn't this number one on the hot search a bit too much?"

Yang Jian: "What is No.1?"

Tao Juze poked his phone angrily, and said, "What do you mean by 'seize the peaches and divide the world'?"

"It's like a game, how about playing me as a dungeon boss?"

Yang Jian thought for a moment, then nodded in agreement, and said, "Almost."

According to the village's title of seniority and degree of eccentricity... To get Tao Juze is almost to get the whole village.

Nothing wrong.

Tao Juze looked at Yang Jian silently for a long time before he said slowly: "Second brother, I found out that I did something wrong."

"what?"

"I shouldn't have let you play with your phone!"

Tao Juze thought angrily, the Internet is indeed harmful, no, it is harmful!

Yang Jian smiled and touched Tao Juze's dog's head, and said straight to the point: "It's too late to regret it now."

Tao Juze: "..."

Love each other and the seven evil wolves:

The peaches are so delicious: [It's like this, fresh fish is fine, but who wants to eat the cured fish I have here?Sister He made it by herself, it’s super delicious~]

Carnivorous little Yuanzi: [Don't think we'll let you go... Suck. 】

Old Chen of the Buddhist Department of Health Preservation Online: [Bright bribery, tsk tsk, San'er has learned badly now. 】

Take my brother away quickly: [I want to eat!I want!I!eat! 】

The nail household in the textbook: [Eat or not, you have to work anyway, why not eat! ! !I also want! ! 】

The CEO who wants to retire: [I think so too, you have to work whether you eat or not, please give me an aggravated one, thank you. 】

The peaches are so delicious: [By the way, I'll send you some more fruits, the fruits in our village are also super delicious! 】

Carnivorous little Yuanzi: [Everything is delicious in your village, but I don’t know if you eat it well. 】

Peaches are so delicious: [You are not allowed to eat after the founding of the People's Republic of China. People. 】

Buddhist old Chen online health preservation: [I'm not going to talk to you anymore, I have to deal with the documents. 】

Then one after another, they slipped and swiped through the group.

Tao Juze looked at the scattered crowd speechlessly, shook his head and sighed: "Why do I feel that I have lost money?"

Are these people just trying to trick him into taking away his little fish?

Yang Jian put the phone back in his pocket, squeezed his fingers, took a kitchen knife and began to scratch the processed carp.

"If I knew from the beginning that Kangkang had its own platform, I would still advertise selling rice in Moments."

Tao Juze looked at the unread messages in WeChat, and sighed softly, slightly melancholy: "It's really not as good as man's calculation."

Yang Jian opened the mouth of the fish and stuffed a green onion into it, saying: "Life is unsatisfactory out of ten, luck and misfortune depend on each other."

Tao Juze looked at the big carp that was dying, clapped his hands and said, "Second brother, wrap it in a coat, it tastes better with a coat."

Yang Jian nodded after thinking for a while: "Alright."

"However, the big boss is not particular about it, and there is no merit progress bar or place to appeal." Tao Juze looked at Yang Jian, and said on a whim: "I will not accept the order of the foreign emperor. If there is a place in our village later What should I do if someone has to travel far away?"

Yang Jian sprinkled noodles and poured water into the porcelain bowl, mixed the batter with chopsticks, and said casually, "Just go back to the Heavenly Court and apply for it."

"That's why I said that it's not humane at all. It's just like the procedures in various industries in China. It's slow, procrastinating and troublesome."

"It would be great if I could send emails...there is no internet in the sky, so there is a mailbox. If you have any questions, just write a note and send it back with a bang and reply quickly..." Tao Juze's eyes were blank, and he began to fall into fantasy.

Yang Jian mixed the batter, sprinkled some pepper powder into it, glanced at Tao Juze, who had empty eyes, and asked, "Is there any situation where I have to travel far away?"

"Give me an example?"

Tao Juze came back to his senses, covered his face and said, "I can't make an analogy if you ask me now, but I don't know why, but I have this premonition~"

"And the premonition is quite strong."

Premonition?

Yang Jian moved his mind slightly, knocked two eggs into the batter, and said while stirring, "Otherwise, you should give it a try."

Tao Juze put his hands down from his face and asked suspiciously, "What are you trying?"

Yang Jian: "Clean up the altar, burn incense and ask the sky, see if we can change the rules."

Tao Juze looked at Yang Jian incredulously, and asked in surprise, "Is this okay?"

Yang Jian put the fish in a bowl, wrapped it in batter, and said casually, "You'll know if you try it?"

"That's right, you can try it if it works!" Tao Juze gave Yang Jian a thumbs up happily, "Second brother is smart, when shall we burn incense and ask heaven?"

"now?"

With his hands full of batter, Yang Jian sighed and said, "Let's talk after eating the fish. It's not too late."

Tao Juze nodded like a pounding garlic: "Okay~"

"Go get some firewood, the firewood in the kitchen is not enough to cook fish."

"Okay~"

The two sang and harmonized, with a clear division of labor, and they were really in perfect harmony.

...Is it really good for you to treat the big boss Tiandao father like this? Shouldn't you bathe and change clothes devoutly, fast for three days and then solemnly burn incense and ask heaven?

Capital, President Gu's office.

Gu Chen knocked on the table and looked at the documents in his hand, and asked, "You said that the Association is going to take over Qiankun Pavilion?"

Chen Ze took off his glasses, pinched the bridge of his nose, and said wearily, "Yes."

"The Capital Taoist Association holds a meeting every three years and invites Taoist priests from all over the country to discuss the Tao together. Every time it is very lively, the higher-ups will also send people to participate."

Gu Chen put down the document, and said in surprise: "I know this, but they never chose the Qiankun Pavilion, right? Don't they all prepare the venue by themselves and invite the cook to come?"

"I remember the last time...I chose Taibaiju, most of the cooks in Taibaiju were transferred away."

Chen Ze took out a piece of paper from a pile of documents beside him, "The vice president of the association ate the vegetarian dishes at Qiankun Pavilion a few days ago and became a fan."

"Then the person in charge told him that none of the cooks in Qiankun Pavilion can be borrowed, and you have to come by yourself if you want to eat." Chen Ze glanced at Gu Chen, "So now the Daoist Association is asking us if we can reserve the place."

The author has something to say: Yesterday's follow-up: The little brother next door learned the ability to vomit blood after being frightened, and decisively took my tomato juice and went back to scare his big brother.

Today he came to my house to play with a limp, um...his brother is a fitness trainer, with a muscular body.

NOzuonodie, whyyoutry?

By the way, our article has villains, and there are quite a few =v=~

PS: Collector, you have to fight a little bit, the collector next door can completely beat you~ you attack a little!attack!

Tomorrow's postgraduate exam, I wish you all the friends who are going to take the postgraduate entrance examination to get the title on the gold list~ Come on!You who chase your dreams are so dazzling! (づ￣3￣)づ╭?～

感谢在2019-12-1918:05:46~2019-12-2019:46:55期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of Zhilan;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!