my years as the chosen one

Chapter 69 Be Careful & Carp

Yang Jian pinched the dog's paw for a while, glanced at the live broadcast equipment on Xiaotiangou's head, and said casually, "What's the matter with this densely packed picture?"

Huang Cang, who was bickering with Tao Juze, quickly squatted down and looked at it, and then the corners of his mouth began to twitch.

"Then what...Brother Yang, stand up and stop swaying in front of the camera."

Huang Cang wiped his face, and said helplessly: "Your whole body is in the camera."

Tao Juze was startled, he quickly stretched out his hand to pull Yang Jian up, shook his head and said, "Get up, get up, these fat friends are all good-looking dogs, they must be crying and begging second brother to give you a hug~"

Huang Cang raised his head and looked at the sky, okay, as expected, the human race understands the human race.

Huang Cang squatted in front of Xiaotiangou, pointed at the camera with five fingers and shook it, and said loudly: "Hey, wake up."

Barrage:

[Emperor brother? !Brother, what are you doing!Don't separate me and the male god! 】

[Fuck the male god has spoken, I can do the male god's voice! ! ! 】

[I don't want to wake up! !I don't want to wake up!Please let me drown in this sound! ! 】

[Anchor, look at me! ! !I am the boss of Panda FM!I am the boss!I really am the boss!You care about me! ! ! 】

[The lead bear in front of HHHHH has completely gone crazy hahahaha, he deserves it!Tell you to dress up as a big-tailed wolf all day long, male god I love you~~]

【Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh~】

[May I ask what we should call the male god?baby?Darling?wife? 】

[? ?Get the hell out of here, the male god belongs to everyone, put away your dirty thoughts! 】

【Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomore 】

【I'll give you a little flower, I'll give you a lot of little flowers, brother, why don't you let the male god be rough~】

【Hmm...I heard Brother Huang call the male god Brother Yang?Then I can say the same, okay~】

[Mingming Village's pet name is Second Brother! !Let's call the second brother together! ! 】

[Could it be that the village favorite and the male god are brothers? ?Doesn't the village favorite also look super good-looking! !I want to see! ! ! 】

[Embracing the fat friend in front of me, calling him second brother, he must be a real brother! 】

[As the youngest child in the family, I now cast a disgusted look at my second brother sitting across from me, tsk, it's true that people will die when they compare themselves to each other. 】

[Woooooooo, I still want to see what Taotao looks like, let me be healthy~]

[Yes yes yes, we are all crying for hugs, hugs! 】

Huang Cang squatted down and squinted his eyes to look at the screen, then looked at Xiansheng Zhenjun and Tao Juze who were playing with the little huskies and walked a few steps away, and then whispered to the camera; Have some self-awareness."

"First of all, I'm not talking about you, do you know what kind of person Brother Yang is? Just call him a male god and a male god here. It's not enough to just look at the face, you have to pay attention to the inner beauty!"

"Of course Brother Yang's inner beauty is also very real...but you guys are so superficial, it makes me feel very sad to be so superficial. Be reserved, do you understand being reserved? If you don't understand, go to the Chinese dictionary and see What do the two words mean?"

"Also, if you can call him Brother Yang with me at the most, that's the best, and second brother, the only person in our village who can call him second brother is Xiao Taozi! Others can't even think about it." ..."

"What? Do you want to see what little Taozi looks like? Wake up, don't dream, the village pet can show you whatever you want?"

"Brothers? No, no, no, they are not related by blood, not at all."

Huang Cang was full of melancholy. After all, he was a cold-blooded and ruthless judicial god who manifested his sage and true lord. How many people in the village were really not afraid?

Calling brothers and sisters with Xiansheng and Zhenjun?

That's the way he has never seen him enforce the law, with a knife in his hand, peeling the skin and bones, his face is frosty, cold-hearted.

Even a god would cherish his own life, and would not want to be friends with this person.

However, he has a good relationship with Xiaotiangou, and his fear of Zhenjun may be reduced by three points under the influence of his ears and eyes, but it is only three points, he is also very afraid of Zhenjun...

So now he is more worried about Tao Juze, this kid is going to step on Zhenjun's head if he is lawless, if Zhenjun is upset someday, why don't he be snapped?

But Xiaotiangou told him that it was impossible...

Alas, worry.

What to do if the child is disobedient, should he be caught and beaten?

Huang Cang, who is a brother on the surface but actually claims to be a parent in his heart, sighed a few hundred times in his heart, feeling that the whole jerk was a little listless.

That's all, listen to Xiao Tiangou, let's wait and see first.

Besides, Zhenjun and little Taozi were inseparable now, so he couldn't find any good opportunity to talk to Tao Juze.

Huang Cang didn't show it on the surface, but his mind was full of twists and turns, a typical one who didn't think too much.

"Rhubarb, hurry up and catch the fish, this fish is so fat!" Tao Juze waved at Huang Cang, staring at the pond with bare eyes.

Huang Cang got up, walked and said: "Come on, come on, you can't be more stable when you are old..."

....A tone of talking like a father, how do you say that sentence, I treat you like a brother but you want to be my father?

Xiao Tiangou stuck out its tongue and smiled at Tao Juze, it was all thanks to this man, its owner seemed really happy.

#叮,system reminder: Congratulations to the hero Tao Huyou for being loved by the beast Xiaotiangou.

The two chattered eight dogs happily thinking about which fish to catch, but unfortunately the audience in the live broadcast room exploded in place again.

Barrage:

[The fat friend who doesn't want to wake up comes over and hugs me! ! 】

【Here comes the little brother~】

[How should I put it, Brother Huang's distasteful appearance makes my heart feel so clumsy... Is it true that I have never seen the world? 】

【Pooh! !It's because Huang Xiong sees it every day, so she's immune to it!It's like people who are used to delicacies from mountains and seas laughing at those of us who eat bran swallowed vegetables every day and occasionally taste delicacies from mountains and seas and are super satisfied! 】

[What you said before is a mouthful... How about it, can I just admit that I am superficial? 】

【Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo】

[The treatment of village pets is different, Uncle Zhao pampers, Miss Sister loves, Brother Huang is helpless, the male god is his... Crying loudly! 】

【I'm going to cry too!Jealousy has torn me apart! 】

[Lemon fruit on the lemon tree, you and me under the lemon tree, fat friends, let’s pick lemons together~]

[The male god is everyone's woohoo, everyone's! !Kick the guy in front of you, you don't deserve to be in the live broadcast room with us! 】

【Admit it, village pets are different from us, let's face reality...】

【The ideal is full, the reality is super skinny~】

[It's not a real brother, why call it second brother! !Shout out to Brother Yang! !Woohoo, I demand equal treatment!On an equal footing! ! 】

[I opened the Chinese dictionary next to me, and then my eyes fell on the word eccentric...]

【In other words, if I get Taotao...doesn't that mean I get everything? 】

[? ? ?What kind of tiger and wolf words are you in front of? ! 】

[Yes, isn't it equivalent to occupying the entire village by directly capturing the village favorite? ! 】

[Lying in the night to listen to the wind and rain, the hibiscus tent warms up the spring night~!Dad, I can do it again! ! 】

[You can have a claw leg, the fat friend in front of you is a man, right? !Please be a little self-aware and step back, okay? ! 】

[A group of dreamers, let alone capture Taotao now, we don't even know what Taotao looks like, right? ...]

【...The fat friend in front is the truth...】

【plus one...】

The two chattered together but didn't notice where the barrage in the live broadcast room went. Huang Cang stared deeply at a red carp and said seriously: "I have a hunch that this red fish is definitely delicious. !"

Tao Juze pointed to a large carp with a red patch on its head and a silver-white body, and said, "I think this one is OK!"

"Red is festive and pleasing!"

"No matter how pleasing it is, it will be eaten by you, listen to me, catch this white one!"

"Listen to your size, listen to me! Grab the red ones!"

Yang Jian stood aside and sighed inaudibly, and said, "Catch them all."

Xiao Tiangou also gave a timely bark, expressing his agreement with Yang Jian's words.

Huang Cang and Tao Juze looked at each other, and at the same time turned their heads and let out a heavy snort.

I don't care about you because of the face of the second brother/zhenjun!

Really childish.

"Second brother, go! Catch the white one!" Tao Juze looked at the red carp with bright eyes, "Oh, oh, it's swimming towards the middle of the pond!"

Yang Jian touched Tao Juze's dog's head and said, "It's okay."

After speaking, he rose into the air, turned over 360 degrees in the air, pinched Baiyu's head accurately and grabbed it out of the water, and then flew back with a tap of his toes on the water surface.

The big silver-white carp flapped its body frantically in Yang Jian's hands, as if it hadn't realized why it was caught.

Question marks written all over his body.

Tao Juze happily took out a net bag from his pocket, shook it and said: "Thanks for your hard work, second brother, your skill in catching fish is really good, you will never get tired of watching it~"

Yang Jian stuffed the still struggling big fish into the net pocket and asked, "Is one enough?"

Tao Juze weighed the fish, "Enough is enough, it weighs several catties, enough for us to eat."

"Hey, Rhubarb, why haven't you entered the water to catch fish yet?" Tao Juze looked at Huang Cang maliciously, and laughed strangely: "Go into the water~"

He had seen a duck swim, but not a rooster.

Although Huang Cang is now in human form, in Tao Juze's eyes, he has automatically turned into a big rooster who is at a loss.

Huang Cang: "..."

If Zhenjun was not here, he would definitely blow Tao Juze's head away.

Yang Jian lowered his head and glanced at Xiao Tian Quan, who then wagged his tail at Yang Jian.

After being silent for a few seconds, Yang Jian repeated his old trick and caught the red carp with its tail flicking in the pond.

The red carp was also struggling crazily, not understanding how it landed on the shore.

The author has something to say: I heard that many friends are about to take exams, whether it is postgraduate exams, final exams or civil service exams, I will give you a red koi!Good luck with your exams!Koi come ashore!come on!Victory is waiting for you!Friends who don’t take the exam can rub the red koi. I wish everyone’s life is smooth and happy~

Eat fried chicken legs and other favorites to gain weight, la la la ~ gain weight fast~~ 咕咕咕咕~~~

感谢在2019-12-1518:45:28~2019-12-1617:32:52期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of snow dew;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

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