my years as the chosen one

I am number one in the world?

Tao Juze grabbed Huang Cang's neck with lightning speed, shook it vigorously, and then said with a smile on his face: "There are roads in the mountains of books, and there is no limit to learning and hard work." Ah, Huang Xiaocang."

"Being human, no, even being a big rooster requires humility."

"And how I make you happy is to tell you how to make the audience happy, not how to let yourself go. If you dare to act recklessly, Uncle Zhao's big iron pot welcomes you. understand?"

Huang Cang rolled his eyes when Tao Juze pinched him, and shouted in a sharp voice: "Understood, please let go, I can't breathe!"

Only then did Tao Juze loosen Huang Cang's neck slowly.

Huang Cang shook his head, looked at Tao Juze very displeased, and really wanted to peck him on the head.

If you don't peck Tao Juze for three days, Tai Sui dares to break ground on his head.

Grandpa Tao happily smoothed things over, and said with a smile: "Ah, human races are relatively timid, Huang Cang, just watch how other human races live broadcast, and just have an idea in mind."

"Knowing yourself and the enemy is the only way to win every battle."

Huang Cang looked at Grandpa Tao speechlessly, pointed at Tao Juze with one wing and said, "Humans are timid? How is he so small?"

With Tao Juze choking his neck like a tiger, how dare you say that the human race is timid? ?Didn't you see him pinching happily?

Grandpa Tao, you are talking nonsense with your eyes open.

"I have no objection to you taking your own character design route, just don't take it off." Tao Juze showed his signature smile, stroked Huang Cang's feathers very gently, and said softly: "If you take it off, you will be caught by the thunder." Oh, it was chopped."

Huang Cang and Grandpa Tao subconsciously looked up at the sky.

Yang Jian shook his head with a broken smile, he was really pissed.

"Okay, okay, I know, can't I?" Huang Cang patted his wings, and said not very confidently: "I'll go back and watch now!"

"Okay, I'll keep you informed of the live broadcast time in the past two days. The outdoor live broadcast equipment will arrive tomorrow. When it arrives, I'll do a live broadcast test for you first."

Huang Cang nodded, and said casually: "Okay, I got it."

The Xiaotian dog also barked twice.

Yang Jian: "Well, let's go."

"Then we'll go back, see you later." Huang Cang waved his wings and said hello: "Little ones, follow me and go home~"

"Wang Wang Wang~~"

"Gargal~"

The little huskies stumbled and followed around the Xiaotian dog, and the geese also twisted and twisted behind the Xiaotian dog's tail.

Huang Cang looked like a traveling mountain king, squatting firmly on the back of Xiaotiangou, directing the geese and the cubs to move forward.

Mighty and lively.

Tao Juze watched Huang Cang and the others leave, then lightly bumped Yang Jian beside him with his elbow, and said in a low voice: "Second brother, didn't you realize that Xiao Tian has completely left home now?"

There is always a feeling that my dog ​​eloped with another chicken.

Yang Jian nodded empathetically.

Since he became a mortal, Xiaotian seems to have become the exclusive mount of Pleiades Star Officer.

Thinking about it, there is really an indescribable feeling.

Grandpa Tao coughed a few times, and said as he walked out: "I have to go to Lao Zhang's house now. I made an appointment before, Tao Tao, then this yard will be handed over to you."

"I'll clean up the yard before I come back." After Grandpa Tao finished speaking, he walked out the door.

Walking very fast, very chic.

"..."

Tao Juze stared blankly at the yard: the messy feed, the vegetables that had been pecked here and there, and the unidentified objects left by the geese...

Well, it's quite messy.

Tao Juze was silent for 30 seconds, then silently puffed up his chest.

Isn't it just cleaning the yard!

What a big deal!

It is no exaggeration to say that even if he comes to another ten yards, he will have no pressure!

"Second brother, let's clean up together~" Tao Juze showed a flattering smile at Yang Jian, flattering him and said, "Blessings and sorrows alike~"

Yang Jian:"......"

At this time, I know that there are blessings and hardships.

Didn't he say yesterday that he is blessed to be like the second elder brother?

Forgot so soon?

"Come on, let's sweep the floor first, and later pull out the messy vegetables." How could Tao Juze know what Yang Jian was thinking, so he stuffed a broom into Yang Jian's hands enthusiastically, and said loudly: " After finishing the work, we still have to drop by, so don't be lazy~"

Yang Jian weighed the broom in his hand and swept the floor without saying a word.

Especially obedient, especially docile, and especially giving up struggling.

Pick up the broom and stand aloof from the world.

...The majestic judicial god has been reduced to the point of doing hard work sweeping the yard. It is really gratifying, gratifying and congratulatory.

Tao Juze and Yang Jian cleaned the yard seriously.

After half a sound.

"Second brother, tell me the truth, have you ever swept the floor before?"

"No."

"Well...that's not surprising. You have to sweep the floor gently. Are you trying to lift up all the land in our yard with this strength?"

"Also, the broom is almost bald, second brother, please let this broom go, it's still a baby."

"I'll sweep the ground, you go and pull out the vegetables, pull out those damaged vegetables."

Tao Juze snatched the broom in Yang Jian's hand, and expelled Yang Jian from the sweeping team with a sincere face.

This is not sweeping the floor, this is simply enmity with the ground.

Yang Jian twitched the corners of his mouth unobtrusively, nodded and went to pick vegetables.

Tao Juze held the broom and looked at it for a while, um, there is no problem in picking vegetables, one must be sure when pulling out.

So this man is just not fit to sweep the floor.

Tao Juze turned the broom in his hand into a flower, praying to God is worse than asking himself, let's sweep the floor by himself.

Yang Jian squatted down and pulled vegetables, with a slight smile in the corner of his eyes.

Didn't I say it, it's really easy to lie.

Really.

.......

Two days is not long, nor is it short.

For a bunch of netizens who are waiting for delicious food, it is a true portrayal of how life feels like years.

Yuan Kang's personal microblog 'Little Yuanzi who eats meat' is densely packed with the true emotions of foodie netizens.

Netizens leave a message:

[Every day when Lao Zhao is not on the air, I miss him and miss him. 】

[Every day when Xiao Tie is not on the air, I miss him and miss him. 】

[Who has never died in life since ancient times, but wants to knock on the bowl and wait to starve to death? 】

[I miss Lao Zhao’s smile~I miss his big kitchen knife~I miss the donkey who didn’t show up~I miss the taste of the big iron pot~]

[In the past, you agreed to issue an official announcement as soon as possible, but 48 hours have passed, and you still haven't issued an announcement! ! ! 】

[You can also believe the official words, just listen to it, they don't like us for a day or two. 】

[Get out of my way! ! !Don't think we don't know you're watching Weibo if you don't say anything! ! 】

[Fat friends!I've found Xiao Yuanzi's login record! !This guy is online now! !online! ! 】

[Worship the great god upstairs for a second, then silently sharpen your big kitchen knife! ! 】

[Dying from illness, sit up in shock, what!Xiao Yuanzi is online? ! 】

[Fat friends, gather quickly, Xiao Yuanzi is online! ! 】

【Come on!Bring my Italian guns and prepare to attack! 】

[Do you still want to make money! ! !Do you still want to!Do you know how much money you will lose if you don't live broadcast a day, Lao Zhao? ! 】

[My uncle is going to complain to the labor committee, is it okay to be passive and sabotage? ! 】

[Holy shit, shit, fat friends, go and take a look at the Weibo posted by Xiao Yuanzi, who only has a few followers! ! ! 】

【Um? ?If there is melon to eat or something, the young master will go first. 】

[Miss Ben smells the smell of fresh melons, I'll come as soon as I go! 】

[I'm getting out first...hehe, Xiao Yuanzi, get out of here! ! !Where did you get the ham! !Or two? ! 】

[Didn't you say it's out of print and limited? !It's not fair! ! !I also want! ! ! 】

[Xiao Yuanzi!You didn't expect your friends to hang you up in anger! ! !Hand over the ham quickly! ! 】

[I'm going to make a fuss, I'm really going to make a fuss! !Brazen little Yuanzi, eating ham for personal gain! 】

【Ahhhhhhh, I can't control my prehistoric power! ! 】

Yuanyuan Live Broadcasting Company, the boss's office.

The corner of Yuan Kang's mouth twitched as he looked at the news on Weibo.

Nima, why are these wicked people so small-minded!Is this the power of jealousy? !

Yes, Yuankang has already received the ham from Lingju village for him and the little secretary.

The speed of express delivery is as if it has wings.

By the way, the ham made by this little boar is out of print after all, how could the excited Yuankang bear it and not show it off?

So he happily arranged the two hams into a V shape, and decisively sent the gorgeous six consecutive shots to his circle of friends.

The kind that can be seen by relatives and friends in the circle of friends.

Then his circle of friends exploded.

Yuan Kang satisfactorily rejected all his good fat friends who wanted to rub his ham except Zhao Junan, he was extremely ruthless.

As a result, these bad friends directly posted him on Weibo.

Overturned.

Yuan Kang rubbed his temples, if only one person hangs up with him, he can still find trouble for the other party.

Good guy, this two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, how can you make trouble?

Yuan Kang looked at the Weibo page with some headaches, wondering how to suppress it.

"Boss Duck~" The little secretary swayed into the office and threw the folder in his hand to Yuan Kang, "Edit this announcement and send it out. According to the speed of netizens, if you keep pretending to be dead and keep quiet, you will be sent out." It will be on the top of the hot search in seconds."

Yuan Kang opened the folder and looked at it. It was the announcement about the launch of the anchor of Lingju Village.

There is also a note about the origin of the ham.

This file is really timely, but...

"You're not angry." Yuan Kang looked at the little secretary and whispered, "I thought you were going to beat me."

He was already prepared to have two panda eyes, but unexpectedly he was released.

It's a bit strange and unaccustomed.

The author has something to say: the weather is cooler, everyone pay attention to keep warm.

I'm going to bed early today, good night everyone~

PS: Collectors, don’t hibernate, spring is here!wake up soon~