my years as the chosen one

Tao Tie glanced at the user name, and said cheerfully: "This fat friend named 'Demolition Captain'! The whole ham is yours!"

"Someone will contact you later, register your name, address and phone number, and you can wait for the ham to be delivered to your door with peace of mind~"

Barrage:

【Ahhh who stole my ham!Hand it over to me! ! 】

[Is it still too late for me to change my name? ? ?I want to change my name now! 】

[As soon as I heard the name, I knew that this fat friend had a little bully in his house! ! 】

【Ah, I didn’t win again. The life of the African Chief is really full of ups and downs...】

[My roommate asked me why I watched the video while crying, woo, my ham has become someone else's! ! ! 】

[I, I won the lottery! ! !Hahaha thank parents thank relatives and friends thank country thank government thank CCTV thank thank thank hahaha~]

[It's over, this fat friend is already crazy, drag it down and change to another person to draw a lottery! ! ! 】

[The fat friend who won the lottery earlier, since everyone is a good fat friend~ Can I take a bowl to your house to have a bite? ? 】

[Yes, yes, I want to go too, I swear I will just take a bite! ! 】

[It's really a random choice...Xiao Tie, is it really okay for you to be so casual? ?The Kryptonite Party expressed dissatisfaction! 】

[Squat back and eat your fruit for me, you!The Kryptonite Party should be locked up in a dark room! ! 】

[However, what did this fat friend say, I am a little curious~]

Tao Tie ate his elbow quickly, feeling a little dark in his heart.

He didn't care so much about saying that he was the most beautiful man in all of China, and that his rarity was even more precious than pandas.

It's just that I happened to see the barrage with many words!

The lottery process must be fair and just!

...You just can't get through with pandas, right?

While the barrage was still frantically swiping, Tao Tie began to concentrate on eating his elbows. Xiao Lan, who was outside the camera, sent a voice transmission to Tao Tie.

"Brother Tao, the shiitake mushrooms are already on the shelves~ And Uncle Zhao asked me to remind you, don't forget what Tao Tao told you~"

Tao Tie almost choked his throat with a mouthful of rice, "cough, cough, cough..."

He really forgot what Tao Juze explained.

Fortunately, Xiaolan reminded him, otherwise he would definitely be eaten by Tao Juze!

Barrage:

[Hahahahaha the anchor is choking!Hi Dapuben~~~]

[Hahahaha Xiaotie, you have finally been punished by heaven!deserve it!I don't sympathize with you at all! 】

[Xiao Tie, Xiao Tie, eat slowly, don’t eat so fast that it’s bad for your stomach~]

[Watching the coughing anchor, why am I so relieved!Obviously I am a very considerate person, hehehe~]

【Heaven~ let the host continue to choke~】

【It's good-looking but it's different, it's so good-looking even when you're choking and coughing! ! 】

[Meow meow, this world that looks at faces... really makes me despair...]

Tao Tie wiped his mouth, and looked at the bullet screen speechlessly, these human races are really good at gloating.

"I just suddenly wanted to tell you something. The product on the shelves today is a bag of dried shiitake mushrooms per catty. It is a pure mountain product. There are a total of 330 three bags, and each person is limited to one bag."

Tao Tie stuffed a piece of meat into his mouth, looked at the bullet screen on the screen and continued: "You ask me when it will be on the shelves? Oh, it's already on the shelves in the store, first come, first served."

"Didn't expect it!! It was already on the shelf when you laughed at me for coughing!!" Tao Tie swallowed the meat in his mouth, and suddenly showed a super evil smile.

Taotie's desire for revenge is really strong, that's right.

Barrage:

【.... My shiitake mushrooms, here I come! ! ! 】

[Hahahaha I have already placed an order! !Stock is out! ! ! 】

[? ? ?there is none left? ?Zero inventory? ? ? 】

[Which of my friends are so fast! !Based on the effort of these two sentences, you should not even open a certain treasure software, right! ! ! 】

[Can you increase the inventory a little bit! ! !ah! !I am rich! !All I have is money! !Add stock to me quickly! ! 】

[Obviously this is not cheap at all, a catty of mountain goods costs 98 yuan, why do you grab them so fast? ? 】

[I'm sure you're not an expert in the previous one, but you must know that the price of wild shiitake mushrooms is very, very good! 】

[I got it, I got it!I plan to hold a mushroom banquet and invite my good friends to eat together ~ Stir-fried pork with mushrooms, roasted chicken with mushrooms~ suck~~]

【Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...】

[The fat friend in front, please add me, please~ Suck~]

[Do you dare to sell more? !dare! ! 】

Tao Tie put down his chopsticks and wiped his mouth with a handkerchief, "I've finished eating~Thank you for your support today~"

"I am very grateful to all the viewers for their support these two days. Uncle Zhao and I are very happy, but after today's broadcast, we may not broadcast live in the next few days."

"As for when the broadcast will start again, everyone should pay attention to the official announcement of Yuanyuan Live."

"Because there are other villagers in our village who are also planning to start a live broadcast, and everyone hopes that the time of each other's live broadcasts will not collide with each other, so the live broadcast will not continue until Tao Tao and the boss of the live broadcast company have studied it."

"Thank you for your great support, and thank you for the little flowers you sent."

"I'm going to download it now, goodbye, I look forward to seeing you again~"

Tao Tie made a V sign with both hands towards the camera, smiling very brightly.

Barrage:

[? ? ? ?What is Xiao Tie talking about? ?Am I hallucinating? ? 】

[? ? ?when did you finish eating ?Five elbows just gone? ? 】

[Crying out with a cry, Uncle Zhao won't be broadcasting live, and Xiao Tie won't be broadcasting either! ! ! 】

[It seems that this Taotao is the economic man of the whole village...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… ! 】

[? ?Is the boss of this Taotao and Yuanyuan live broadcast old? ? 】

[Although Xiao Tie Zui is bad and revengeful, I am really happy to see him eating! !Don't duck! ! 】

【I just remembered now that Uncle Zhao didn't say today that he will broadcast tomorrow....】

【Me too, now that I think about it, Uncle Zhao might be too embarrassed to tell us... woo woo, don't, don't! ! 】

【What did you say! !My master is not live streaming anymore? ? !I'm going to kill the official sacrifice to heaven! ! 】

【hateful!It must be the bad idea of ​​the man holding the script!Brothers, let's go to the duck - it's his Weibo turn! 】

[Sisters, let's also organize and rush to the Weibo of the boss of Yuanyuan Live! 】

【Rush, rush——!Although I have already withdrawn from the arena to cultivate myself, but now I am ready to return to this arena again! 】

[It's time to set off a bloodbath! 】

[Fat Friends Gather! !Duck——]

[Xiao Tie, don't go!I send you flowers! !I send a lot of flowers to you!I don't despise your bad mouth anymore! 】

Tao Tie glanced at the live broadcast room, a little dumbfounded.

It's not that they don't broadcast live anymore, they just broadcast again in a few days.

What's wrong with these human races, can they be a little more rational?

No wonder Tao Juze arranged for him to talk about this matter and not let Uncle Zhao mention it, otherwise these netizens would have gone crazy already.

This guy is really good.

"Don't get excited, everyone, we just adjusted the time, it's not that we won't be broadcasting anymore."

"Besides, we still have new members of Lingju Village joining us, everyone should look forward to it~"

"I'm going to download the broadcast, goodbye everyone~"

After Tao Tie finished speaking, he immediately turned off the camera of the live broadcast and breathed a sigh of relief.

Seeing Tao Tie off the broadcast, Xiaolan hurried over with a wet towel, "Brother Tao, thank you for your hard work, please wipe your face quickly~"

Tao Tie took the wet towel and wiped it on his face in a daze, "Oh, these human races are really energetic."

Xiaolan smiled, "The human race has always been very energetic."

Tao Tie glanced at Xiaolan, and said: "I remember that you sisters were begging for life in the world before? It's tiring to deal with the human race. It's really hard for you."

Xiaolan's smile became more and more pure and sweet, her red lips parted slightly, and she said cheerfully: "Brother Tao guessed wrong this time, we are not bitter~"

"Human men love our looks very much. As long as we smile at them and wave our hands, we will lose all our souls~"

Desperately divorced his wife and abandoned his son, even if he turned against his elderly parents, he still had to go with them.

But this kind of human taste is really not very good.

Thinking of this, Xiaolan licked her lips quietly, the current life is better.

Stove Lord's craftsmanship is awesome.

Tao Tao in their family is so cute, hee hee.

Wannian Taotie old bachelor scratched his head, "Is that so? Forget it, what are we going to do now?"

Xiaolan cleaned up the dishes on the table, and said, "We're going to the warehouse together~ Xiao Jiliang told us to go find him after the live broadcast~"

Tao Tie rubbed his chin, "Alright then, let's go quickly, that kid from Ji Liang will start nagging again."

"I said you have to isolate your family Huang Xiaocang and Ji Liang. Ji Liang doesn't have that many words!"

It's all because Huang Xiaocang is too good at talking. Those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black!

Xiaolan smiled and nodded, "Okay."

It's one thing to say yes, but it's another thing to do it or not.

whee.

...

Yuan Yuan Live Streaming Company.

Yuan Kang, who had snatched the shiitake mushrooms and was enjoying himself, stared blankly at the Xiaotie anchor who waved his hand and went offline directly, and then turned his attention to the barrage posted by the group of crazy netizens.

Damn Tao Juze!

You old boy cheated on me again! !

Yuan Kang took out his mobile phone and was about to find Tao Juze's theory, when he heard a loud bang, and the office door was kicked open.

Yuan Kang tremblingly held his mobile phone and looked at the little secretary standing at the door whose face was a thousand times darker than black ink. He swallowed and raised a hand tremblingly, "Well, you look so delicious , No, you look really energetic?"

After Yuan Kang finished speaking, he regretted it, what was he talking about!Isn't this adding fuel to the fire? !

Sure enough, the little secretary who was already angry completely exploded. He showed a sinister smile, and walked towards the weak and helpless Yuan Kang step by step: "Yuan Sansui, why did you promise my duck before?"

The author has something to say: I am guilty and I repent!Let me win a prize! ! !Non-Emirates have never won a lottery since they were young! !The black face is darker than that of a cat!Let me hit it once! !

Let the little cuties win the lottery next time~ I will accept it first this time~ I know you love me! !I love you too~~

Hahahaha I won the lottery haha, I won the lottery!Don't call me I'm not crazy hahahaha!

PS: Collector, move your duck!If you are so happy today, just move around!Gain weight quickly~~