my years as the chosen one

Looking at the two people who were laughing and trembling, Zhao Ji really didn't know what to say.

I don't guess what a woman's mind is, and I can't guess it.

By the way, is it really okay for you two to be so secretive?To be honest, my curiosity is not very heavy.

As a god who enjoys the incense in the world, Zhao Ji deeply understands two truths: the more you know, the faster you die and curiosity kills the god of death...

Not long after, Dongqiao wiped the moist corners of his eyes with a handkerchief, and said with a smile, "We're just here to take a look. You should be busy first, we're going to find Taotao."

Zhao Ji nodded speechlessly, "Then I'll be busy, you can do whatever you want."

Dongqiao and Heng'e agreed and left.

Zhao Ji stood there and glanced at the backs of the two leaving, and then returned to the live broadcast room in silence.

Alas, woman's heart, sea needle.

If only a woman's mind could be as simple as cooking.

........

The live broadcast room of Xiaotie in Lingju Village.

Tao Tie glanced at the stir-fried vegetables that appeared on the table with the sound of biu, took a deep breath and shook his head.

This smell, alas, why did Dongqiao invite Heng'e out? What is he doing calling her out in broad daylight!

But fortunately, the live camera has not been turned on, otherwise the human race will be shocked.

"Good brother, you can turn on the camera now." The spider Jing Xiaolan stood outside the camera and said to him.

Tao Tie came back to his senses, "Please bring me Uncle Zhao's next dish later, this guy Dongqiao must have slipped away."

Xiaolan smiled and nodded, "Don't worry, I'm Brother Xiaotie's caring little assistant now~"

Tao Tie bared his teeth cheerfully, and then turned on the camera of the live broadcast.

"Hi~ Fat friends, let's meet again~" Tao Tie showed a bright smile at the camera, and waved his hands smartly to say hello.

"A day without seeing is like three autumns, and a night without seeing the vicissitudes of life ~ Do you miss me very much?"

Barrage:

【Ah, what a shocking beauty!I got a critical hit of [-] points! 】

【Little brother, I love you~!Hugging my little iron is an 800-meter sprint——]

【Think about it, I really miss you!Hurry up and hand over that pot of fried ham and mushrooms to me! 】

[? ?Didn't see the vicissitudes of life overnight? ?Where did this sentence come from, please tell me quickly, Mr. Science~]

[Ke Pujun said that he has died in battle...]

[Don't think that I will forgive you for eating my sugar bunny when you smile so brightly and cutely! ! 】

[Art Dog expresses that it will never forgive you!Unless you share the fried ham and mushrooms with me! 】

[Ah, it feels so good to watch the live broadcast with friends!Lao Zhao next door is showing how to carve flowers with carrots. I see Lao Zhao with my left eye and Xiao Tie with my right eye. It’s perfect! 】

【In front... Are your eyes really okay...】

【Watching the live broadcast with my roommate, my mother no longer has to worry about my cervical spondylosis~ My head is shaking as happily as a rattle~】

[I shed noodle tears without having a fat friend, I'm about to roll again~]

Tao Tie laughed twice, and scratched his hair rather narcissistically.

"Don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend~"

"Okay, I won't chat with you for now, this sautéed mushroom with ham must be eaten while it's hot~"

"Come, look at the big bowl I specially prepared! It's only comfortable to eat with such a bowl!"

Tao Tie was holding a large bowl full of rice, and picked up his chopsticks to eat.

"By the way, I was the one who caught this little boar. The ham made from this kind of pig that is unique to our village tastes great. Unfortunately, it takes time. It will take at least a year to make this ham successfully."

"Come on, come on, take a closer look at this piece of meat, alas, I have to be gentle, or it will be punctured."

Tao Tie held up his chopsticks and showed them to the camera for a few seconds, and then swallowed them unexpectedly.

"Ah! Delicious! Yun Xiang's clothes are Hua Xiangrong, you stare at me when I eat ham, um, it's very artistic."

Barrage:

[Fuck, this bowl is bigger than my head! ! ! 】

[Is it really okay to eat this? ? ?Xiaotie, don't be brave! ! 】

[Let's just do food and broadcasting, we can choose to give up the big stomach king or something! ! 】

【Damn it, I was watching it carefully when I was suddenly eaten!Scared me! 】

[I stare? ? ?Have you seen the giant que in my hand? ? ?I'll give you another chance to organize your language! ! 】

[Qinglong Yanyue Dao requests to fight! 】

[Xiao Tie eats delicious duck!And did you notice that, despite eating non-stop, the corners of the anchor's mouth and clothes are very clean! ! 】

【嘿嘤咻，I hugged myself tightly and didn't speak when I was eating and slipping my mouth~】

【coach!I want to learn this skill!It's better to eat ramen without splashing the soup on the white shirt! 】

[Coach: Go! 】

【Don't be so arrogant! !I tell you! ! !This dish is fried by Lao Zhao casually for you to eat! ! ! 】

【It takes a lot of time to make ham... woo woo woo, let me have a bite, I'll give it to you, Xiaohuahua~】

[Hurry up and put it on the shelves for me!Either ham or shiitake mushrooms!I have it all covered! ! ! 】

[Xiao Tie, you need to be clear about your status!Lao Zhao said that it’s not just for Taotao to eat, just stir-fry it casually! ! 】

【right! !You have to be clear about your position!You poor fellow must be aware of your position! ! 】

Tao Tie looked at the barrage on the screen while picking mushrooms into his mouth, swallowed everything in his mouth and wiped his mouth with a handkerchief on the table.

"First of all, my appetite is really big. I have to go to work after the live broadcast is over. This is really not enough for me to fill my teeth. Thank you fat friends for your relationship. You can rest assured myself."

"Secondly, what is my status compared to Tao Tao? He is the village treasure of our village, so he can't compare with him."

Tao Tie picked up a shiitake mushroom and looked at it, sighed and said: "If you cook it for Tao Tao, this shiitake mushroom will definitely be made into a flower shape. If you cook it for me, just put it in the wok and fry it until it's done." ,well."

"But! Although Uncle Zhao stir-fries casually and I eat casually, you guys don't even have to eat!"

Tao Tie stuffed the mushrooms into his mouth and narrowed his eyes, "I don't know who is more pitiful~"

"Well, the shiitake mushrooms are super delicious. After absorbing the oil from the fried ham, they become super meaty! One bite, it feels like bursting in the mouth! It's cool!"

"Not to mention this ham, it melts into juice in the mouth. It's a pity that I have such good teeth~ It's completely useless~"

Barrage:

[Meow meow! !I want to kill him! !Don't stop me! ! ! 】

[I won't stop you! !I will kill him with you! 】

[Hahahaha, the sexy anchor is an online fan~~ I just like the way you can't understand me and can't kill me~]

[Ah, fat friends, gather quickly!Let's smash Xiaotie's dog's head together! ! 】

【I'm coming!plus one! ! 】

[Although I'm also very angry, but I really want to laugh about why! ! 】

[I'm not pitiful at all!Suck, I now have hamburger fried chicken chocolate potato chips QQ candy! ! 】

[Suck, I, I am not pitiful, I am eating sea oyster pancakes! 】

[Guys in front, if you don’t add the word sucking, I will believe you...]

[Laughing, I'm very angry, very angry now!Bullying me can't eat it! 】

【Yeah, I just can't eat it... suck~】

[Everyone is a bit ambitious, suck ~ we have to unite and fight the anchor together ~ suck ~]

[Sucking monster, go away quickly!Suction ~]

Tao Tie eats very fast, half of the pot of fried ham and mushrooms has gone down.

"By the way, I forgot to tell you." Tao Tie put down his chopsticks, took a sip of water, looked at the camera and said, "Tao Tao said that in order to thank everyone in the live broadcast room for their great support, we should come to a lottery from time to time. Category."

Tao Tie looked at the camera and showed a malicious smile, "I have already agreed with Uncle Zhao, the lucky draw gift given out today is a complete ham made by Uncle Zhao himself~ Free shipping nationwide for any area ~ If the ham is not on the shelves, it will not be delivered, and if it is drawn, it will be out of print~"

"As for how to draw a lottery...Of course I chose a lucky viewer from a bunch of bullet screens~ Let me tell you in a low voice, the anchor I like to listen to good things~"

"The probability of winning the prize for the viewers who say good things and praise the host will become infinitely high with a bang, so now..."

Tao Tie laughed so hard that his back molars were about to be exposed, and his eyes were bent into crescents, "Are you sure you want to beat me?"

Barrage:

【.... You should have said something earlier about such an important thing! 】

[A whole ham!A whole strip!Whole!strip!I can do it again!Broadcaster, you are so energetic!choose me! 】

[Nationwide free shipping!I can! !Titie I love you! 】

[As the saying goes, don't bend your waist for five buckets of rice... but a piece of ham is enough! !The anchor is so handsome! !choose me! ! 】

[Ah, you are so handsome, warming us like a little sun in winter~ah, you are so charming~like the most beautiful rose in the garden~ah, choose me! ! ! 】

[I'll peel an apple for you with a giant que on my shoulder~ Xiao Tie speaks humorously and has a good temper!choose me! 】

[Hammer blast is impossible to hammer blast, whoever dares to bully Xiaotie, I will be the first to let him go!choose me! 】

[People love each other, flowers bloom when they see flowers, fish fall into wild geese, flowers are ashamed when the moon is closed, Xiao Tie can fly with confidence, fat friends will always be with you! !choose me! ! 】

【You are electricity, you are light, you are the only myth!You sit there, I am ashamed of myself, as worthless as dust in the world!choose me! 】

[The integrity of these guys in the front is completely gone... You are a great anchor! !Handsome, unrestrained and suave, Yushu Linfeng, young and golden, brave and mighty, invincible in the world!I have a lot of words!choose me! 】

[Is it true that Lao Zhao will also draw a lottery! !I'd rather go to the ball with Lao Zhao than bend over! ! !You don't want me to give in to you! 】

[Yes, yes, I will not give in either!I'm going to report you to Lao Zhao! ! 】

The smug Tao Tie noticed these bullet screens, and smiled even more happily, "Uncle Zhao and I are cooperating to live broadcast, and our live broadcast room can be regarded as a live broadcast room, so there is only one gift. ~"

"This ham is a gift from Uncle Zhao and I. It's useless for you to find Uncle Zhao~"

The author has something to say: "May I ask what you think about this lottery draw?"

"Wang!"

"If you agree with the black box operation, just bark, and if you don't agree, shut up."

"Wang!"

"Very good, then Xiaoju, if you agree with the above operation, keep silent, and if you disagree, just meow."

“…”

Very good, unanimous vote!The lottery must be operated in secret! ! !

感谢在2019-11-2415:06:22~2019-11-2518:54:07期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 78 bottles of late-stage lazy cancer;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!