my years as the chosen one

Li Xuan touched his face, his eyes were deep, and he said in a resentful tone: "Thinking that I, a handsome and handsome man, forced myself into a lame uncle on crutches, I am also working very hard, okay?

Fortunately, my little gourd does not despise me. "

Tao Juze nodded, and said with great emotion: "Brother Li, it's really not easy for you. It turns out that the ancients are also very realistic."

Look at Tieguai Li, who is lame, bearded, semi-bald and carrying a big gourd, is extremely scruffy on TV, and then look at this handsome and extraordinary-looking Tieguai Li in front of him.

The rumors were really unbelievable.

But this is too bad!

I really want to give a bad review to the TV series, Tao Juze thought a little unhappy.

Everyone: "..."

Ji Liang looked at Li Xuan and Tao Juze speechlessly.

What's the matter with your sympathetic look?

"By the way, I didn't dare to introduce it to you before. My wine gourd has always wanted to play with you."

Li Xuan stretched out his hand and gestured, and said to Tao Juze: "My wine gourd is a fine little guy, it can be big or small, if you go to the river, you can ride it, it is much more comfortable and faster than taking a boat. too much."

Tao Juze's mind instantly thought of the scene of the seven gourd brothers fighting against the snake spirit.

And the bgm of the phrase "Grandpa, I'm here to save you!" circulates in my mind continuously.

Especially refreshing and brainwashing.

Lian Shannong let out a cry, looked left and right, and then asked, "That's right, wasn't that little gourd hanging around your waist in the past and always inseparable from you? Why didn't you see it today?"

Li Xuan smiled bitterly: "It's not He Qiong, she borrowed my little gourd early in the morning."

Tao Juze blinked, and asked innocently: "What does Sister He borrow the little gourd for?"

"Aren't there wild gourd vines on the mountain? Xiao He said he wanted a pair of male and female gourds to make gourd scoops."

"She said scooping water with gourd ladles fit her temperament."

After Li Xuan finished speaking, everyone remained silent.

"It fits her temperament...what kind of temperament, does it match her violent and beating temperament?" Ji Liang rolled his eyes and muttered to himself.

Lian Shannong opened his mouth, but closed it again after realizing that he didn't know what to say.

Don't guess a woman's mind, you can't guess it.

Yang Jian listened to Li Xuan's words in silence, and felt that there seemed to be more or less problems in the brains of these descended gods.

The kind of problem is not small.

Let's ask for some more pills later.

One pill for each person, the medicine will cure the disease, strengthen the foundation and cultivate the vitality, Yang Jian thought so.

"No, are the gourds divided into male and female?" Tao Juze focused on this place.

Don't they all look alike? !

Li Xuan shrugged his shoulders: "So she borrowed the little gourd, and said that of course you have to ask the gourd about the gourd."

Li Xuan pinched a pinch of teeth, and continued with a bit of toothache: "She said that this is called solving the problem from the source."

"..."

A butterfly flapped its wings and flew over leisurely.

The atmosphere is a little frozen.

After half an hour.

Tao Juze changed the subject as if nothing had happened: "Then what, isn't there a lot of fruit in our village? Brother Li, you should study it these two days and brew some fruit wine."

Why do we have to worry about what temperament Sister He should have?

What is the temperament, can it be eaten?

"There is also grain wine, you should brew more of this."

Lian Shannong was overjoyed when he heard it, and patted Li Xuan on the shoulder vigorously and said, "It's been a long time since I've had the wine you brewed, this time I have to brew some high-quality wine for me."

Li Xuan nodded, reached out and rubbed his shoulders, and said in a cheerful tone: "This is no problem, how about I make you a high-quality wine that is ready to drink?"

That's not wine, that's alcohol!

Lian Shannong gritted his teeth, raised his fist, and said with a nonchalant smile: "Have you seen my fist the size of a sandbag? Try it if you have the ability. In the future, you don't want me to take you to Lao Zhao's toothbrush festival." Already!"

Li Xuan coughed a few times, then quickly raised his hand in surrender and said, "I'm just kidding, just kidding, kidding... Do you mean this wine is for sale?"

Lian Shannong and Ji Liang glanced at Li Xuan contemptuously: This ability to change the subject is really terrible, bad review!

Tao Juze hummed, scratched his face, and asked, "Yes, this fairy wine series will be launched later... By the way, why didn't I see Uncle Shihuo today?"

Lian Shannong smiled, and said, "You mean Mr. Shi Huxing, so what, I met him early in the morning, and he went up the mountain to dig mud with a basket on his back."

"It is said that he found a piece of soil in the depths of Lingze Mountain that suits his wishes."

Lian Shannong spread his hands and said helplessly, "You all know that he likes this thing."

Yang Jian glanced sideways at Tao Juze slightly, based on his observations of the chosen one in the past two days, he would never mention someone out of nowhere.

Sure enough, Tao Juze spoke slowly under the gaze of everyone: "The porcelain plates made by Uncle Shihuo were also loved by everyone when they appeared in the live broadcast today~"

Ji Liang, who knew Tao Juze's routine well, felt that his right eyelid was about to start to twitch again.

"Uncle Lianshan, turn around and tell Uncle Shihuo to burn some porcelain for wine."

"Let Uncle Shihuo play as he pleases, don't stick to his inspiration ~ encourage his enthusiasm for artistic creation~"

"Style, pattern, glaze or not, I don't ask for any of these~"

"But I know that my Shihuo uncle will definitely not let me down~"

"By the way, no matter how you burn it, the capacity must be fixed."

"By the way, my Uncle Shihuo's skill is already full! It's really a big help!"

Tao Juze waved his hands boldly, raised his head and said forcefully, "Let Uncle Shihuo do it hard! Burn it hard! Our Lingze Mountain is so big and has so much soil, just dig it!"

"It just saves me to customize some glass containers, hehehehehe~~"

"How can there be high-end porcelain in glass hahaha~"

"Increasing income and reducing expenditure, hehehe~"

Tao Juze got carried away while talking, and even couldn't help snickering.

Everyone: "..."

Yang Jian crossed his arms and looked at Tao Juze, who was so forgetful and giggling.

This man chosen by heaven is really interesting, he thinks his next days will be... very interesting.

Ji Liang narrowed his eyes and stared at Tao Juze with the gaze of a beast.

He could see that this guy wouldn't stop until he squeezed everyone out.

Even if it's just a bone, Tao Juze will break open the bone and extract the marrow!

Li Xuan and Lian Shannong looked up at the sky in unison.

....Everything is for the sake of merit, so just pretend you didn't hear Tao Tao's sinister laughter.

But I have to say that the way of heaven is the way of heaven, and the ability to choose people is really good.

Tao Juze snickered for a while and then stopped. He patted his face to calm down for a while, then covered his face and looked at Li Xuan and said, "Brother Li, discuss with Uncle Shihuo, you brew different types of wine and he creates them." Porcelain is best matched."

Li Xuan thought for a while and felt that there was no problem, so he agreed.

Tao Juze looked again at Taotie who was still happily chatting with the spider sisters, the three red hairs trembling arrogantly in the air, and complained a few words in his heart.

"Then Brother Yang and I will leave first. I have other things to work on. Brother Ji Liang, the courier, the treasure and the girls are all entrusted to you."

"Alright~ Don't worry~"

Tao Juze waved to everyone, turned around and left.

Yang Jian followed closely and left.

Lian Shannong looked at the backs of the two leaving, and said amusedly: "Hey, this Xiansheng Zhenjun really lives with Taotao."

Ji Liang squinted his eyes and watched the two leave, then snorted heavily, looked up at the sky and gritted his teeth and said, "You just wait and see, I'm not sure one day Tao Juze will even dare to harm the real king! "

Li Xuan did not agree with Ji Liang's words, and retorted: "Hey, I don't quite believe what you said, the God of Justice is notoriously bad-tempered."

"Don't believe me, let's take a gamble?"

"Just bet! Just the three of us betting would be boring. Let's start a bet with some more people!"

Lian Shannong looked at the two people who were competing with each other beside him, silently giving himself luck.

To tell you the truth, I actually refused to take part in the gamble.

.... If I have to bet, I will bet on Kira.

Don't ask why.

......

Tao Juze didn't know that Ji Liang was going to make a gamble with him, and he was chatting with Yang Jian while walking.

"Brother Yang, since the legend of Brother Li Xuan is not true, is the legend about you in the world correct?"

Yang Jian pondered for a moment, then asked: "What are the legends about me in the world? What are the legends?"

Tao Juze scratched his face, and said: "For example, you have a nephew Chen Xiang who split the mountain to save his mother, Xiao Tiangou can eat the moon and so on."

"By the way, why do you call your second brother in the legend? I know you have a younger sister. Do you have an older brother?"

Yang Jian's eyes were calm, and after walking for a long time, he opened his mouth: "Some are true and some are false."

"Xiaotian has never gnawed on the moon, he must have good teeth to gnaw on the lunar star."

Tao Juze nodded, thinking that it was true, no dog would chew on rocks.

Unless it's Sleigh Three Silly!

"I don't have a nephew either, Yang Chan is still single now."

"She is now living in Wa Palace, serving beside the sage Nuwa Empress."

Tao Juze rubbed his nose, quite speechless: "Then how did this rumor come about? It's too bad, and there are rumors about someone with a nose and eyes, and your nephew's name is Chen Xiang. You are a heartless person who suppressed your own sister." At the foot of the mountain, Chen Xiang still tried everything to prevent Chen Xiang from splitting the mountain to save his mother..."

"Yang Chan once went down to the world in private, and traveled around the world under the pseudonym Yang Sanniang, but I took her back halfway through her journey."

"When I found her, she was still throwing gold and silver at the singing and dancing hall by the Qinhuai River, listening to the oiran singing. Where did she come from being tempted by the human race and even have children?"

The author has something to say: My little tangerine looks so dull today, and I don’t want to eat it even if I give it something to eat. I was so scared that I took it to the hospital (opened by a good friend, don’t worry that I will be slaughtered) ).Then look left and right, look up and down, Jiyou said with a deep face: "Don't feed it so much, it's not sick, it's because it can't be digested by eating too much." "Cats will get sick if they eat too much, you give me Sit down, I want to teach you a good lesson!!"

After being nagged for two hours, my soul almost went out of my body.But I didn't feed it too much at all. I raised it according to the pet manual.

The more I thought about it, the more wrong it became. When I got home, I started looking for it. Well, in the cabinet of my parents' house, I found cat food, canned cat snacks and yogurt...

When exactly did they buy these things behind my back? ? ?