my years as the chosen one

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The live broadcast room of Xiaotie in Lingju Village.

"Hey, Uncle Zhao even made candied apples today."

"It's really rare. Uncle Zhao usually only cooks this dish for the girls in the village...I still have the honor of the audience in the live broadcast room today."

"This rabbit is cute. It even wears a little red flower on its head, but it doesn't matter how cute it is, you won't be able to eat it."

"Then I will sacrifice my stomach, I will help you eat."

Tao Tie showed the smoky blue ceramic plate in front of the camera, shook his head and said with a smirk, "Most girls in our village like to eat this soft syrup while it's hot, or it's slightly crispy after soaking in cold water." time to eat."

"I'm different. I like to wait until it's almost cold and break it open to eat."

"The sound made at the moment of breaking it is really super pleasant, and the hard and crisp taste is really very pleasant."

"Of course I dare to eat this way because of my good teeth. People with bad teeth should be more honest."

Tao Tie stretched out his finger and gently poked the little rabbit covered in syrup. Feeling that he had to wait for a while, he stretched his head to look at the barrage on the screen.

"Tell me not to eat this plate of dessert?" Tao Tie rested his chin in one hand and played with his three tufts of stupid hair with the other, shaking his head with his legs crossed: "This is for eating, don't eat it Waiting for bad?"

"Wasting food is shameful, I can't do that."

"Huh? Some people say they want to buy this plate of small desserts. I can offer you whatever price you want?"

Tao Tie showed his big white teeth with a smile, and he was so happy that he almost saw the eyes of his throat: "There is such a saying that the things made by my Uncle Zhao are not sold."

"Wake up, everyone, stop dreaming at dawn, just take a look~"

"Look at this plate of small desserts more, cherish some time, I will start eating when the syrup cools and hardens, you won't be able to see it after it enters my stomach, now it's time to take a closer look Earn an extra second."

Tao Tie rested his chin on one hand, squinted his eyes slightly, tapped the table with the other hand to beat the time, and hummed softly a ditty he made up.

When Tao Tie finished singing the little song he made up intoxicated, the syrup hardened completely.

Tao Tie stretched out his hand and poked it, hehe, it's hard.

He held the plate up to the sun and showed it for a few seconds, "Is it shining like this, that's that, that biubiu~bulingbuling"

Tao Tie scratched his head, "It seems to be pronounced this way...forget it, it's almost done, I'm ready to eat~"

Tao Tie put the ceramic plate back on the table and pointed it at the camera, and he shot at the candied apple happily: "Let me tell you, I want to eat the little rabbit on the top first!"

"This little rabbit is smiling at me maliciously, I have to deal with it first!"

Barrage:

[What kind of ditty tune is you singing...after listening to your singing, I don't want to eat meat for three days...]

[Quickly, stop, stop, stop! 】

【Let me tell you, it's xiuxiuxiubulingbuling~】

【Let go of this rabbit! !I want to call the police! ! ! 】

【You have said that you are in our favor!I order you now!Let go of that little bunny! 】

[As a university art teacher, I must severely condemn you!Your grade points will be deducted for this behavior! 】

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!You let it go!It's just a child! 】

[Remove warning! ! ! 】

[If you want to add a crime, there is no excuse!Where is it smiling maliciously? ! 】

[? ? ? ?Harmful?I see you are smiling maliciously! 】

[Little Bunny: I didn't laugh at all! 】

[Give me a sip of that syrup!Give it to me now and we will be good brothers! 】

[Go away, little Tietie, if you share it with me, I will marry you! ! 】

【Bah, do you think your face is worth as much as this plate of art? !Anchor, I order you to put down your hands!Let go of your paws! !No more candy bunnies! ! 】

【.......I vomit blood, I vomit blood, I really vomit blood! 】

The barrage flew up, Tao Tie didn't care about what the barrage sent, he had already put all his heart and soul into this plate of small desserts.

One bite after another.

The clicking sound was endless.

Tao Tie sat in front of the camera and ate happily, showing an expression of super enjoyment.

Barrage:

【Wooooow, my miserable little rabbit... I can't save you...】

【Unfortunately, I still feel like a tyrant, I can't even protect a rabbit, how can I save the earth...】

【My poor little lotus...】

【This anchor has eaten so much that he doesn't even look up and doesn't even want to say anything...】

【Give me the broken candy that fell... I don't dislike it, really...】

[My hands are sore, my spirit is exhausted, my stomach is growling, what the hell am I doing? ? ? 】

[Obviously I am already very hungry, but watching the anchor eat, I feel like the snacks in my hands are all pig food...]

[Let’s just say what I said before, why are you still calling yourself a pig? 】

[Violence! ! !You will be struck by lightning! ! ! 】

[I can see it, today is a trap set by Yuanyuan officials for us! ! 】

[As a blogger with tens of thousands of fans, I must go to Weibo to hang up with this goddamn planning team! 】

[No matter what you say, anyway, I am already a fan of anchor Xiaotie and old Zhao~~]

【plus one!Let's build a support group together~~]

[The sisters in front are waiting for me~ I'm coming too~]

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Tao Tie scooped up the syrup on the plate with a special spatula and ate it, patted his stomach and said with satisfaction: "I've finished eating~"

"Thank you for your support today, and thanks to the fat friends who sent gifts in the live broadcast~"

Barrage:

[Fat, fat friends? ? 】

【Original you said I was fat, I should be very angry, but for the sake of your face, I forgive you~】

[You also said that we are fat, won't your conscience hurt?According to your way of eating, you are fat! 】

[I'm so cheap that I gave this guy a gift, I should give Lao Zhao a gift! 】

[In front, I gave ten little flowers to Chef Zhao~]

【Let me tell you, if this anchor broadcasts live at night, we will definitely gain weight... After all, we need supper hahahaha~】

【Shut up! !Stop this crazy idea of ​​yours! ! 】

【Look at my Qinglong Yanyue Saber and say it again? !You are an undercover agent sent by the government! ! ! 】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! ! 】

Tao Tiexiao's eyes became slits, but the corners of his eyes glanced at Ji Liang who was waving at him out of the camera.

Ji Liang held up a sign and signaled Tao Tie to follow what was written on the sign.

Tao Tie squinted his eyes and glanced at it casually. Although he was surprised that the original plan had been changed so much, he didn't take it to heart.

After all, Tao Juze always likes to change his mind!Those who don't know think this guy is a gossip mirror!

Make trouble every day!

Tao Tie rested his chin on his hands, and said cheerfully to the camera: "I almost forgot to advertise for myself when I realized it was almost on the air."

"Everyone, look at the bulletin board in my live broadcast room, there is a link to a certain treasure."

"Copy the link and open the certain treasure software, and you can directly enter the store opened by our village."

"The name of the store is 'Lingju Treasure Hall'. The super delicious rice I ate today has been linked. You can go to the details page to have a look."

"Oh, the rice is packed in ten catties, 45 yuan and nine bags of free shipping. Currently, there are only 660 bags in stock. First come, first served~"

"Each person can take up to two bags. The courier of the Caimao Alliance will be sent randomly, there is no fixed courier."

Tao Tie put his hands together and bowed towards the camera, with a shy smile on his face: "After all, our village is relatively remote, so it's not easy to appoint a courier..."

"We will continue to increase the types of treasures in the future! Don't worry, we sell all the good agricultural products in our Lingju village!"

Barrage:

【snort! !It really is a trick! ! !But even if I know it's a routine, I still have the desire to buy it? !Am I broken somewhere? 】

[Okay, if you are broken, I will be broken too, let's make a bad combination. 】

[Farm goods!I like to buy pure farm products!I'm coming! 】

[More than 40 pounds of rice is too expensive!Internet celebrities are really black-hearted guys! 】

【front!If you don’t buy it, pull it down. Does someone put a knife around your neck and ask you to buy it? ! 】

[This kind of guy really has sores on his mouth, and he releases poison as soon as he opens his mouth! 】

[Don't even think about the courier fee for the goods sent from the village! 】

[Yes, more than 40 pounds of rice is too expensive for you, so you can just buy the cheap ones!There is too much rice in the supermarket for 29 yuan and [-] catties! 】

【Buy buy buy!I must try what this glowing rice actually tastes like! ! ! 】

【Chong Duck——It just so happens that my rice is gone and I'm here~】

【Duck, Duck, Duck~】

[Do you sell kitchen knives! ! ! 】

[You are right!I need the kind of big kitchen knife that Chef Zhao holds~~]

[? ? ? ?etc? ?Six thousand 660 six bags? ?Or is it a limited edition?I see that the inventory is only over 1000? ? ? 】

[I have more than 100 left, are you all octopuses who have been single for many years? ?are you crazy? ? ? 】

[Hmph, who can beat me who has been single for many years!I've already placed an order! 】

[? ? ? ?out of stock?I, I, I, I haven't placed an order yet! ! ! ! 】

Tao Tie compared the shape of a heart with both hands, and smiled at the camera.

"Everyone support our store~"

"Then I'm going to download the broadcast. The broadcast will start tomorrow when Uncle Zhao finishes cooking the first dish. Everyone remember to watch Uncle Zhao cook live~ I can start the broadcast for dinner after Uncle Zhao finishes cooking the first dish~"

"Goodbye everyone~ I love you~"

After saying this, Tao Tie played the broadcast and turned off the machine.

.......

"Huh—" After the broadcast, Tao Tie fell onto the table as if he had lost his strength, as if he had no bones.

Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple, the seven spider sisters hurriedly surrounded him, fanning the wind, pouring water, asking for warmth, rubbing his temples and pressing his shoulders, providing Tao Tie with the top treatment and enjoyment.

"Brother Taotie is doing really well~"

"Yes, yes, we look very appetizing when we look at it from the sidelines. Later, I will ask Uncle Zhao to make me a plate of shredded apples~"

"Brother Taotie is tired, come on, drink some honey water to moisturize your throat~"

"Let me sing a song for my brother to relieve fatigue~"

"Brother has worked hard, come on, wipe off your sweat~"

The little sisters of the spider spirits were very sweet, and they coaxed Taotie to be happy in different ways, hoping to relax the Taotie who seemed to be in a state of excitement.

According to Kira, gluttons in a state of hyperactivity may unconsciously eat wildly.

Become the kind of prototype that gnaws the sky and the ground.

.....This must be stopped!

Not knowing what the spider spirits were thinking, Tao Tie grinned happily, laughing silly.

Hey, this is the first time it's so popular.

Huang Cang passed by with a big rooster on his back, Huang Cang beat Taotie, Huang Cang glanced at the smiling Taotie, turned his head away in disgust, and patted his wings to signal him to get out of here quickly .

Tsk, the smile is as silly as Tao Juze.

I can't see it!