my years as the chosen one

Chapter 151 Quaint & Weird

"Don't be silent, I've seen it all."

Taotie said slowly to Tao Juze: "Originally, I was just walking to the kitchen to find something to eat, and found that the door of your bedroom was not closed tightly. When I was about to help you close the door tightly, I watched you two kissing from the gap. gone."

Tao Juze's face was immediately stained with rouge.

Taotie looked at the blushing Tao Juze, reached out and knocked on the table: "Tell me, what's going on."

Tao Juze covered his face and said embarrassingly: "Just what you saw... Then what, I'm with my second brother~"

Taotie who was directly hit by a straight ball: "...."

"Originally, I thought I would wait until you returned to the village after the game. If I said it in advance, it might affect your game state."

"I didn't expect to be discovered in advance, does everyone know?"

Taotie shook his head: "No, I didn't tell the others, otherwise you think they can still sit there watching TV dramas with the old gods around?"

Tao Juze patted his chest: "Then we'll talk about it when we return to the village. Brother Tao, don't tell me in advance. I want to surprise everyone."

Taotie sighed: "This is not a surprise, this is simply shock."

Tao Juze looked at Taotie, and said in a super low voice: "Brother Tao, are you unhappy that I'm with Second Brother?"

After a moment of silence, Taotie said: "If I say I'm not happy, will you not be with him?"

Tao Juze shook his head: "No."

"I like the second brother, I want to be with him." Tao Juze said frankly: "I really like him."

Taotie continued to sigh: "There are so many gods and Buddhas in the heavens, why did you just fall in love with Xiansheng Zhenjun?"

Tao Juze hugged Taotie's arm and shook it: "It means I have good vision."

"You're so tall!" Taotie stretched out his hands and rubbed Tao Juze's head, saying with hatred, "How old are you! How old are you! You're only in your 20s!"

Tao Juze: "I'm already an adult."

"That's the rule of the human race. In the eyes of the gods in your 20s, you are just a cub who has just broken out of its shell!"

Tao Juze whispered: "Even if I don't follow the rules of the human race, I'm a rock... I'm still very old."

Taotie pinched Tao Juze's face: "I'm only happy if you're mad at me, right? Even if you're a five-colored stone, it's calculated according to the transformation time. That's why Sun Kongkong called you his brother!"

Tao Juze snorted twice, broke free from Taotie's grasp, rubbed his face and said, "It hurts."

Taotie stared at Tao Juze for a long time, then said solemnly: "So you've identified Xiansheng Zhenjun?"

Tao Juze nodded seriously, "Yeah!"

Taotie asked again: "Are you happy with him?"

Tao Juze continued to nod seriously: "Super happy!"

Taotie knocked on the table, and after a while he said helplessly, "It's as long as you are happy, and the rest is fine."

Tao Juze tilted his head to look at Taotie, and after a while he was pleasantly surprised: "Brother Taotie, you don't object?"

"I didn't object from the beginning." Taotie snorted, "If I objected, are you going to deny my brother (father) and elope with Yang Jian?"

...The brackets are Taotie's real thoughts, and you can substitute them yourself.

Tao Juze walked up to Taotie's side, shaking his arm, and said with a smile, "How is it possible, I'm not that kind of person~"

"At this time, I know how to pretend to be clever." Taotie stretched out his hand and rubbed Tao Juze's dog's head, "It's alright, alright, don't shake it, it makes my heart tremble."

"Hee hee hee~"

Taotie patted Tao Juze's dog's head, and said kindly: "You have to think about how to tell the saint about this matter. The saint finally picked up a son, good guy, he was run away by the wolf before he warmed it up, you Do you think she would want to kill that wolf?"

Tao Juze hummed twice to express that he heard it.

"Let's go play. When we return to the village tomorrow, we will first talk to the village chief and then tell everyone. You know, you can't just make big moves as soon as you come up."

Tao Juze hummed twice to show that he heard it.

"Stop humming, those who don't know think you are a little pig."

Tao Juze stuck out his tongue towards Taotie, and ran away happily.

He has to tell his second brother, brother Taotao already knows~

Taotie smiled and watched Tao Juze, whose back seemed to be fluttering with petals, leave, and it took a long time before he restrained the smile on his face.

Taotie knocked on the table with no expression on his face, animal patterns seemed to be faintly revealed on his face.

"Tsk..."

.....

As the night receded, the sun yawned and lay on the clouds looking at the bustling world.

The capital, a certain dedicated channel.

Chen Ze gave Tao Juze a big hug, "Although I am the only one who can see you off, I bring everyone's blessings and wish you a smooth journey."

Tao Juze nodded happily: "Boss, you too, stay up late and drink more hot water."

Chen Ze smiled, and didn't diss Tao Juze's straight man's speech, "Maybe we will meet again soon. Since Brother Yang said that there is no problem with the plan, we will send people to start construction."

"Maybe I'll go to the village to disturb you from time to time, so don't dislike me for running frequently."

Zhao Ji said honestly: "I definitely don't dislike it, if you come, I will cook something delicious for you."

Taotie crossed his arms: "Come here, I'll take you to the mountain to play, there are many interesting things in the mountain."

Zhang Daoling: "I'll send you sleeping incense when I go back."

Sun Wukong: "Go back online and eat chicken together~"

Yang Jian also nodded towards Chen Ze, expressing that he didn't mind him going to the village.

Chen Ze thanked everyone with a smile, and then sent them to the plane.

"To send you thousands of miles away is a farewell. Say goodbye today, and see you again someday!"

Chen Ze stood at the passageway, watched the special plane rush into the sky before turning and leaving.

We will always meet again.

.....

The sun eagerly lies on the top of the cloud and waits for the moon to take over. From the gorgeous fire clouds in the sky, it can be seen how good the sun is at this time.

Tao Juze and the others traveled all the way, without wasting any time, they were sent by the people sent by Chen Ze to the country road where they came.

After all the escorts had left, Tao Juze rubbed the tiger who had rubbed against him, and said with a smile, "It feels so good to be home."

Sun Wukong stretched his waist and said with a smile: "I think it's all right, but I feel more comfortable in the village."

"Hurry up and go back to the village, it's getting late." Zhao Ji looked at the Huoshaoyun in the sky and said.

Sun Wukong laughed twice, rubbed Tao Juze's head and said: "Old Sun, let me go first! Surprise inspection of what Ji Guang is doing!"

Before the words fell, Monkey King had disappeared in place.

Zhang Daoling said with a wooden face: "It's really not bad to use it in an empty space."

"Second brother and I are going back first too!~"

Zhao Ji: "Go, go, say hello to the village chief for me."

"Got it!~"

Yang Jian nodded slightly towards the crowd, and then disappeared in place with Tao Juze.

"The relationship between Tao Tao and Zhenjun is really good."

Zhao Ji said cheerfully, "Are you going to my house for dinner? I'll make a mishmash for you tonight."

Taotie laughed twice, and said: "If you listen to what I'm going to say next, let alone a mishmash, you won't even be able to eat dragon liver and phoenix gall."

Zhao Ji and Zhang Daoling didn't understand, so they looked at Taotie, with question marks all over their faces.

"The relationship between Tao Tao and Zhenjun is quite good, so good that we can all watch the ceremony and drink tea."

Zhao Ji & Zhang Daoling: "???"

Zhao Ji asked curiously: "What ceremony?"

Taotie snorted, "What kind of ceremony, what kind of ceremony can it be, it's not a contract ceremony."

"The two of them have already gotten along secretly, and you are still boasting that they are socialist brothers!"

Zhao Ji & Zhang Daoling: "...."

Zhao Ji reached out his hand to pick his ear, hesitantly said: "Am I too old, why is my ear not working well?"

Zhang Daoling thought the same way, as he got older, his ears seemed to be useless.

Otherwise, how can you hear inexplicable words?

Taotie squinted his eyes and said: "If it's really about age, I don't know how many of you are there. Wake up, don't run away, it's a contract ceremony, and our peaches have been picked away!"

Zhao Ji and Zhang Daoling suddenly felt dizzy.

Taotie reached out and grabbed Zhang Daoling and Zhao Ji: "I was thinking that you should stop eating at night and have a meeting with me."

"What kind of meeting are you having?" Zhao Ji didn't even notice that he had stuttered.

"Have a meeting on how to minimize the opposition of the whole village."

Taotie is well aware of the dispositions of all the gods in the village, and each of them loves Tao Tao very much in his heart.

Which ones can be said in advance, which ones take time to react and which ones are diehards.

He had anticipated all the possible reactions, and his heart was like a bright mirror.

Let Zhao Ji and Zhang Daoling be explained first. With their level of gossip, they will definitely infiltrate the villagers who can tell in advance, and then drive the villagers who need time to respond. As for the last diehards, it is up to He will solve it.

With the speed of gossip in the village, it probably won't take one night for all the gods who should know to know about it.

Thinking of this, Tao Tie calmly said: "Have you chased after TV dramas for nothing? That's fine, come with me, I'll tell you something."

Zhao Ji and Zhang Daoling were taken away by Taotie in a state of confusion.

It's getting late.

......

Lingju Village, Tao Family.

Yang Jian took Tao Juze and appeared in the courtyard of Tao's house precisely.

Grandpa Tao, who was watching TV dramas on his mobile phone in the main room, looked at Tao Juze who jumped into the room, and was amused: "You're back? Why do you look so happy? Is there anything happy about it?"

Tao Juze said happily: "Of course! Brother Tie and Uncle Zhao took the first place!"

Grandpa Tao laughed: "That's it, that's it, we all watch the live broadcast! Let's have a village banquet in two days to celebrate."

Tao Juze nodded: "Okay, okay, by the way, we are not in the village these few days, how is the situation in the village?"

Grandpa Tao paused the video, and after thinking for a while, he said, "Nothing big happened. Those who should be live broadcasting are live broadcasting, and those who should be selling goods are selling goods. Oh, and Tao Tao's life experience, it caused a few hours of controversy in the village. upsurge."

Tao Juze: "..."

"Isn't that right? I'm just a topic worth a few hours?" Tao Juze approached Grandpa Tao and said speechlessly, "Can you keep your curiosity a little longer?"

Grandpa Tao reached out and tapped Tao Juze's dog's head: "We were all taken aback at the beginning, so we gathered in the center of the village to discuss."

"After discussing it for a long time, I found out that it wasn't very interesting. After thinking about it, it's just that you have an extra saint as your mother, and many people love you."

"By the way, the saint will come to the village for two days in a few days. I have already received the decree."

Tao Juze was stunned, "Go down to earth to earn merit?"

Grandpa Tao looked at his grandson who suddenly became stupid again speechlessly, "That's a saint, a saint, a completely different existence from us little gods."

Tao Juze: "That's right."

Grandpa Tao shook his head. When he is smart, he is too smart, and when he is stupid, he is also too stupid.

"Even if the saint comes down, he can only stay in the village for two or three days. The time is very short." Grandpa Tao said gently to Tao Juze: "Treasure the time."

Tao Juze subconsciously scratched his face.

Yang Jian came over with a teapot and poured a cup of tea for Grandpa Tao.

Grandpa Tao took the teacup a little flattered, and said repeatedly: "The real gentleman is polite, polite, polite."

Tao Juze said with a smile, "By the way, Grandpa, I have some good news for you."

Grandpa Tao: "What good news?"

"I'm out of order! I'm with my second brother!~"

Grandpa Tao who is drinking tea: "..."

puff--

Grandpa Tao spewed all the tea out of his mouth, and exclaimed in surprise, "What did you say?!"

Tao Juze rubbed against Yang Jian's side, "I said I'm with my second brother, like a couple."

Yang Jian also said to Grandpa Tao politely, "Grandpa, Tao Tao and I are together."

Grandpa Tao: "..."

Grandpa Tao put down the cup in his hand and began to fall into deep thought.

Tao Juze and Yang Jian looked at each other, and Tao Juze said, "Grandpa? Grandpa, do you have a reaction?"

Village head Tao waved his hand and said weakly, "You let me take it easy, you let me take it easy."

Tao Juze fell silent.

"Go and rest first, let my old bones think about it." Grandpa Tao said, waving his hands.

After Yang Jian responded, he took Tao Juze and left, leaving Grandpa Tao sitting in the main room alone to continue to meditate.

Tao Juze's room.

"I don't know how long grandpa will sit in the main room." Tao Juze pulled the window frame and looked into the yard.

Yang Jian smiled, "Don't worry?"

"Of course I don't worry. Grandpa is very old. What should I do if I catch cold at night?" Tao Juze looked at the yard anxiously and continued without turning his head.

Yang Jian's eyes were bent, and he said gently: "Since you are worried, then go to the door and wait."

Yang Jian took Tao Juze to the door of the main room again, the two leaned against the wall and looked at the sky, Tao Juze occasionally raised his head to look at Grandpa Tao in the room.

The head of the willow on the moon, the star river at night.

"What are you two doing here?" Grandpa Tao strolled out of the main room, and was taken aback by Yang Jian and Tao Juze who were standing against the wall at the door.

Tao Juze kicked his stiff leg: "Aren't we afraid that Grandpa won't let you think about it, so just stand here and wait."

Hey, the two of them have a lot of heart.

Grandpa Tao glanced at Tao Juze who was kicking, then at Yang Jian, and said straight to the point: "Zhenjun, are you determined to be with Tao Tao?"

Yang Jian bowed solemnly to Grandpa Tao, and bent his waist: "Yes."

Grandpa Tao was startled by Yang Jian's actions again: "..."

Few people can enjoy this kind of treatment.

Even if it is the Emperor of Heaven, Yang Jian can at most just surrender.

Grandpa Tao sighed: "I believe in your character, Zhenjun, old man."

"Old man, I don't have too high requirements, as long as you treat Tao Tao well and keep him safe and happy, that's enough."

Grandpa Tao reached out and touched Tao Juze's head, and asked tentatively, "Is it possible for the true gentleman to do this?"

Yang Jian said solemnly: "I swear to the heavens, I will definitely protect Tao Tao's life without any worries, and his health will be smooth. If he violates it, he will die."

The moment Yang Jian's voice fell, Tiandao approved his oath.

There were also two thunderclaps very appropriately.

That means: just like what Yang Jian said, if there is any violation, Ling Xiao will personally hack him to ashes, leaving no scum left.

... There is one thing to say, Xiansheng Zhenjun is really the leader of the practical faction, and he swears that he will not even beat him.

Grandpa Tao, who was startled by the sudden thunder, patted his chest. After he calmed down, he felt that Tianlei was a good thing for the first time. He looked at Yang Jian with great satisfaction: "The old man, I have nothing to say. .”

"But you still have to break through the sage's test by yourself, the old man can't help it." Grandpa Tao thought for a while, "And the devil incarnate, hmph, I knew he wanted to rob me of my grandson!"

Grandpa Tao's attention gradually shifted: "If Tao Tao is snatched away by the monkey grandson, then I will be so angry that I will blow myself up. Fortunately, it is you, Zhenjun. If you think about it carefully, our family Tao Tao still took advantage."

"Although you have a bad reputation, Zhenjun, you have kept yourself clean for so many years, and you have never heard of any scandals with Zhenjun."

Grandpa Tao said happily: "Tao Tao's vision is still very good. If you bring back a big radish, don't say you agree. I will definitely kill him, old man."

"Not bad, not bad, I'm very satisfied." Grandpa Tao shook his head and said, "Okay, you guys go to rest, old man, I'll go find Wen Qing, at this point he should be painting night scenes with ink."

Tao Juze raised his head and asked, "Why are you looking for Uncle Wen?"

Grandpa Tao said cheerfully: "Ask him to write something... go and go, what are children doing asking so many questions?"

Tao Juze looked at Grandpa Tao's movement like a chick, and shrugged helplessly.

His grandpa's heart is really big, alas.

...To be honest, your grandpa and grandson actually have big hearts.

This is called the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked.

...Ahem, this is called coming down in one continuous line, close to Zhu Zhechi.

Yang Jian and Tao Juze watched Grandpa Tao wander out of the yard, Tao Juze said a little depressed, "Why do I suddenly feel that I was easily abducted by you?"

"According to the process, shouldn't it be sadomasochism, then I run away and you catch me, then close the small black room, and then come to the crematorium???"

Yang Jian reached out and pinched Tao Juze's neck, "Except for the little black room, everything else has been deleted."

Tao Juze: "..."

Tao Juze looked at Yang Jian with wide eyes, and complained: "I didn't expect you to be such a second brother... Wait, do you know what the meaning of the little black room is? It's not the kind of little black room in your Palace of Justice! "

"The dark room in the Palace of Justice is terrible!"

Yang Jian smiled, and while leading Tao Juze into the room, he said, "Of course I know."

“…”

"...What are you watching online behind my back again!!!"

Tao Juze's roar resounded throughout the courtyard, and was quickly dispersed by the evening wind into the night.

There are some secrets that cannot be revealed.

Never say.

Really~

......

The atmosphere in Lingju Village these two days has been weird.

Where exactly is it weird?

Yang Jian walked back with Tao Juze carrying the fish without changing his face, pretending not to see the heads hidden behind the tree.

Tao Juze said in a low voice with a smile: "Second brother, everyone used to walk around you, but now they are actively observing you, are you happy?"

Yang Jian: "I'm very happy."

In the past two days, he and Tao Juze walked around the village, but they didn't meet any villagers face to face, they all hid in the dark and quietly observed.

【Peeping in the dark.JPG】

Tao Juze and Yang Jian laughed and walked away, leaving behind the villagers who were still watching them from behind the tree.

"What should I do? The more I look at it now, the more I feel that Zhenjun and Tao Tao are a good match."

"I think, although Zhenjun is cruel and ruthless, his character is still guaranteed!"

"But how old is he, you don't even count how old our child is!"

"Age is not a problem... I am very happy to see our family Tao Zi, I can't learn from TV dramas, let's fight mandarin ducks, shall we?"

"I'm thinking now, if Tao Tao is really with Zhenjun, if we want to see Tao Tao in the future, do we have to go to the Palace of Justice..."

"? Farewell, what is the Judicial Palace? Only gods who commit crimes will go there!"

"Woof!" No, no, the officers and soldiers in the Palace of Justice are very hospitable!

"Shut up, Xiaotian, you have no right to speak now."

Huang Cang squeezed Xiaotian's mouth, bared his teeth and said, "You'd better keep silent now, understand?"

Xiaotiangou showed an innocent look, and blinked to show that he understood.

Tian Lu, who is in charge of the village's finances, sighed: "At first, I thought that Tao Tao's extra mother would be big news, but I didn't expect there to be even bigger news."

Li Xuan also sighed, "Why do you come out during the day? Don't you not like going out?"

Tianlu said speechlessly: "I can't sit still with this kind of thing. My children have been taken away by wolves... What should I do?"

Jiliang crossed his arms: "It's better to let nature take its course. In fact, after careful calculation, since Dazhenjun came to the village, you didn't realize that Tao Tao was actually raised by the Zhenjun. No, is it very good?"

"I don't think I can object. Children have self-esteem and rebellion. You watched that TV show, and it caused a series of troubles because of a bunch of messy elders. I don't want to be a bad parent."

Huang Cang: "That's what I said, but when I think about it, I still feel very uncomfortable. Why do I raise such a big child and say that I was taken away by someone? Even a judicial god can't be so careless. !"

"Qi to Qi, if you think about it carefully, Ji Liang didn't say anything wrong." Li Xuan squatted down and touched his chin and said, "It's like forcing a child to self-mutilation or never admitting that we are strong... Huang Cang, your family How did the girls react?"

Huang Cang's eyelids twitched, and he said in his heart, "They are thinking about what things to prepare for the bond with Xiao Taozi..."

Li Xuan: "..."

Ji Liang also said: "Sister Dongqiao is also thinking about how to make two wedding dresses that have never been seen before or since."

Tianlu clapped his hands, and suddenly realized: "Yes, I have to think about what to prepare for Tao Tao. If the person who explains the teaching looks down upon me, I will die of anger, and I have to give Tao Tao the money if I emptied my family. get ready!"

"The money in the world is useless, and besides excluding the expenses, 90.00% of our village's net income has been donated, and it has become the Hope Primary School donated in the name of the Fat Friends Group."

"In this case, I have to find a chance to go back to Jishen Mountain. There must be a lot of good things there. I will go and dig them all out!"

Li Xuan: "..."

Li Xuan: "Wake up, Tianlu, the topic has gone off the rails!"

Why are you chatting and talking about how much it costs to become a dowry... Bah, how much is a dowry!

bride price! ! !

"Did Kong Kong know about this?"

Li Xuan suddenly said: "Isn't Kong Kong Tao Tao's real brother? What's your reaction?"

The corner of Ji Liang's mouth twitched: "I told him this morning, and then Brother Kong Kong fell into silence. Until I went out just now, I was still sitting on the stone bench in silence."

“…”

"That's right, Tao Tao and Zhenjun are together, Zhenjun has to change his name and call Kongkong?" Huang Cang said in shock.

Li Xuan, Pixiu, Ji Liang and Xiao Tian looked at Huangcang together.

That's amazing my ji, you've done a good job of focusing on this.

To tell the truth, they wanted to know too.

Really.

.....

The author has something to say: not far from the end of the text...

There will be a separate episode of the bond ceremony, after all, the location of the bond cannot be placed in the mortal world hahaha, there are all kinds of guests hahaha~ the excitement will be lively to the end! ~

PS: My chubby friends, remember to bookmark the pre-received Wenya in advance!Move your chubby little fingers! ~(づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭ I love you ducks! ~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 30 bottles of life in the crystal ball; 2 bottles of Shangjiu; 1 bottle of Tianyou Aoi Natural Empty;

Thank you very much for your support, I flapped my wings proudly and slipped away~

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