my years as the chosen one

Chapter 137: Snipe, Clam & Fisherman

Seeing Yang Jian nodded, Sun Wukong put his hands in his pockets and smiled happily.

"Then I will be in charge of watching, second brother, come on!"

Yang Jian nodded with a light smile, pointed to a pile of big rocks not far away and said, "Just sit there and don't run around."

Tao Juze hummed, Sun Wukong looked up at Chen Cheng, and Chen Cheng also showed him an OK gesture.

then.

Tao Juze, Chen Cheng, instructor 033 and chief instructor 001 sat in a row and waited to watch the fun.

Monkey King and Yang Jian are standing face to face, the distance between them is neither far nor close.

For a time, the world seemed to be quiet.

The wind stopped.

The treetops did not move.

The smell of gunpowder smoke began to fill the air.

Sun Wukong rolled his sleeves, and said in a very brisk tone, "I didn't expect that one day we would have another exchange."

Yang Jian: "Of course I haven't thought about it."

Monkey King: "Don't think I forgot."

"I still remember the time when you let the dog bite me! Such a big dog! Just let it bite me!"

Subtext: I remember clearly that you let the roaring sky dog ​​bite me!

Monkey King said angrily: "Fortunately, I wore a lot of clothes at that time, otherwise I would definitely be bitten and cause some problems!"

Yang Jian rubbed his wrist and sneered: "If you really want to bite you, don't say that you wear too much, you will be bitten into a sieve even if you have copper tendons and iron bones."

"Not to mention who stole my food, destroyed my documents, and overturned my desk?"

Subtext: You stole my offerings, destroyed my paperwork, and ran amok on my territory. Forgot?

Sun Wukong: "Who told you that your hands and feet are so slow! I almost slept at your house before you came back!"

Subtext: Is it my fault that you are so slow to refill the river mouth?

Yang Jian was not angry either, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "I should have cooked you before, grilled with charcoal and sprinkled with cumin, the taste must not be bad."

If he hadn't told the monkey where the birth gate of the Eight Diagrams Furnace was, the monkey would have been cooked.

The one with no ash left.

Monkey King also knows that he is in favor of Yang Jian, but this does not prevent him from continuing to fight with Yang Jian.

This is probably the legendary falling in love and killing each other.

auditorium.

Chen Cheng, who was eating melons, listened carefully to the conversation between Sun Wukong and Yang Jian, turned his face to look at Tao Juze and said speechlessly: "Brother Yang and Brother Kongkong have enmity, I heard that there are quite a lot of old enmities."

Tao Juze shook his head and said with a smile, "It's not an enmity, it's just some trivial things from the past."

Instructor 033 was picking the clothes of Chief Instructor 001 for a pocket, and the corners of his mouth twitched when he heard this: "Is this still a trivial matter?"

"Do you people in Lingju Village have any wrong understanding of trivial matters?"

Satisfied, Instructor 033 pulled out a few pieces of big orange seat toffee from Chief Instructor 001's pocket, shared points with everyone, and said in a good mood: "Come, let's eat candy together, this toffee is very delicious, A bit pricey, but worth it.”

It’s expensive to swipe my allowance card, but it’s crazy to swipe my own allowance card, Chief Instructor 001 looked at the toffee in his hand and thought in his heart.

Tao Juze thanked 033, and then said while peeling the toffee, "It's really a trivial matter. You haven't seen the people in our village. It would be terrifying if they got angry."

"House burning is the lowest starting point."

With candy in his mouth, Tao Juze smiled and said, "So letting the dog bite or something is nothing at all, it's just a joke."

The other three: "..."

Chen Cheng covered his chest and fell into deep thought. Could it be that he has to burn down a house to become a master?

If he burns down the Chen family's old house, will he be beaten into a little panda by his cousin?

...It's hard to say whether it will be a red panda or not, but it is certain to be rewarded with a bowl of soup from the old lady on the bridge.

The conversation was lively, and Monkey King who was not far away suddenly stopped arguing with Yang Jian, jumped up and punched Yang Jian in the face.

The speed was as fast as lightning, as if an afterimage appeared.

Yang Jian reacted very quickly, blocked Monkey King's attack with one hand in an instant, and kicked him out with his eyes fixed on Monkey King's chest.

Sun Wukong flipped back two somersaults flexibly, and said with a smile: "Old Yang, you want my life?"

Yang Jian's speed was raised to the highest, and he jumped up and kicked Monkey King in a row.

"Didn't you plan to kill me when you sneaked up on me just now?"

Sun Wukong was forced back several steps by Yang Jian, he blinked his eyes and fought back with a fist, a sweeping kick made Yang Jian also take two steps back.

Yang Jian and Sun Wukong fought in the dark, Sun Wukong didn't kick Yang Jian with a flying kick, but instead kicked the earth into a pattern.

Forcibly kicking the earth out of a concave arc.

It looked particularly frightening.

Not to be outdone, Yang Jian slapped Sun Wukong with his palm, and took him several meters away.

In order to stabilize his figure, Monkey King even uprooted a small tree.

Looks well worth the shudder.

The fight here was in full swing, but there was harmony in the audience.

Instructor 033 stared dumbfounded at the two people who were fighting like a raging fire, and murmured: "I... rely on..."

This is called sparring?Is this really called sparring?It's the first time I've seen such a discussion!

The three views have been fucking refreshed, is this something humans can do? !

It turns out that all the TV dramas in Gouxue costumes are real!He really has peerless martial arts!

Chief Instructor 001 frowned. With his dynamic vision, he couldn't grasp the specific movements of the two, and couldn't keep up with the rhythm of the two.

Too fast, really too fast.

Can human beings reach this level?

Or did the two of them manage to do this without even exerting their full strength?

Chen Cheng opened his mouth wide, and looked at Tao Juze nervously after a long while and said, "Should we stop them, why do I feel that they don't seem to be fighting each other, but risking their lives?!"

"Will there be no problems?! Friendship comes first!"

"Brother Yang got kicked, ahhh brother Kongkong got punched!" Chen Cheng's eyes almost turned into mosquito coils, and he felt a little dizzy.

Tao Juze shook his head, cupped his face and looked at the two people who were beating in the dark, and said slowly: "It's okay, just a small problem."

"Don't be nervous, they are really discussing each other, and the methods are already very gentle."

Tao Juze thought about the struggle between the gods that Yang Jian told him as a bedtime story, then looked at the scene of bare-handed fighting in front of him, and nodded his head seriously.

Well, compared to the second brother fighting with the gods he said, this one is really mild now.

At least there is no calling for wind and rain, lightning and thunder, thousands of swords stabbing at once, and the formation of soul-stirring, isn't it?

Very peaceful, very peaceful.

Instructor 033 put one hand on Tao Juze's shoulder, and asked extremely seriously: "Is Brother Yang short of an apprentice? Take a look at me, is there still time for me to be a teacher?"

Chief Instructor 001's ears moved slightly, and quietly pricked up.

"Second brother doesn't accept apprentices, it's troublesome."

Tao Juze said with a smile: "Brother Kongkong, I don't know, you can ask yourself."

Instructor 033 nodded, and then gave Tao Juze a few pieces of Dajuza toffee.

Tao Juze looked at the big orange toffee in his hand with his eyebrows bent, and he was in a good mood.

Soldiers are really cute.

Don't ask why.

Battlefield not far away.

"Lao Yang, you don't slap people in the face when you hit them!"

Sun Wukong yelled at Yang Jian.

Yang Jian squeezed his fist and said calmly, "You just greeted me in the face."

Sun Wukong laughed twice: "Old Yang, you look so handsome, I just want to know what you would look like if you had two panda eyes."

Yang Jian also smiled slightly: "Coincidentally, I also want to know what you will look like with panda eyes."

"Lao Yang, you are so uncute."

"Each each other."

A thousand cups of wine are less than a confidant.

Not much speculation.

This is the true portrayal of the current relationship between Yang Jian and Monkey King.

Unsurprisingly, the next second, the two fought hard again.

Looking at the battlefield, Tao Juze scratched his head and said, "Who do you think will win? I'm not very proficient in fighting, so I can't tell who has the advantage and who has the disadvantage."

Instructor 033 shook his head heavily, "I can't tell, their speed is too fast... Wait, what are you talking about? You are not proficient in fighting?? You have no force value?"

Chief instructor 001 also turned his face to look over.

Tao Juze chewed the toffee and said vaguely: "That's right, I don't have force value."

Chen Cheng glanced at Tao Juze, and said to the instructor 033: "I think he is the only one in Lingju Village who has no force value, so cherish it."

Tao Juze didn't have much reaction, and echoed Chen Cheng's words: "Yes, I am the only one in our village with zero combat effectiveness, and it's out of print."

Instructor 033 looked at Tao Juze deeply, and said for a long time: "There is still a little sheep in this Tyrannosaurus Rex's lair? What kind of peerless limited edition little sheep are you?!"

"I can't bear it."

Tao Juze rubbed the candy paper and frowned and explained: "Practicing martial arts requires a tenacious will and the spirit of bearing hardships and standing hard work. I have neither of these."

"So I can only come out to get a diploma and then go back to the village to eat and drink."

Chen Cheng touched his chest and felt that he had been hit violently.

"H-Did you have a diploma... Don't make it as good as a Chinese cabbage, I don't think I can pass the Ivy League exam."

Instructor 033 also sighed, he could see that these people in Lingju Village really didn't have the slightest sense of self-awareness.

They really think that they are ordinary, standing on the top of the mountain looking up at the sky and lamenting how small they are.

Instead of looking up at the top of the mountain from the foot of the mountain and lamenting when you can climb it.

The levels are too far apart to compare.

Chief instructor 001 lowered his eyes, wondering what he was thinking.

"Actually, I also think they can't tell the difference."

Suddenly, a man's voice came from the ear of the audience.

"So, I will accept this sticker."

With a tearing sound, the logo sticker on Chief Instructor 001's chest disappeared instantly.

Chief Instructor 001 who was torn apart for no reason: "..."

Subconsciously looked at the people on the chest of Chief Instructor 001: "...."

Tao Juze jumped up with a groan, and screamed: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Taotie stood not far away holding the logo of Chief Instructor 001, smiling so proudly that the little tongue in his grin could be seen.

"It's not in vain that I held my breath for a long time. What Chen Ze said is quite right. The snipe and the clam compete for the fisherman's benefit."

"Brother Yang and Kong Kong fought, and I was the one who benefited!"

The author has something to say: I am working from home today, with nine people including the boss, all of whom are using the microphone to play the video.

I went to the bathroom, and when I got back, I found...

"Has the data been verified?"

"Wow/It's done/Meow~"

"Have you finished processing the work accumulated some time ago?"

"Meow/It's done/Wow~"

"Boss, let me explain. I didn't know they slipped in..."

"Okay, you go back, I think they are more energetic and positive than your answers."

Then the whole meeting was mixed with the barking of Gouzi and Tachibana, and I was dissed by everyone when I opened my mouth.

I'm just a tool person, just responsible for organizing file data. 【Pigeon tears torrential.JPG】

Thanks to the fat friends who cast landmines: 1 Tingting;

Thanks to the fat friends of the irrigation nutrient solution: 250 bottles of Tingting; 10 bottles of Shangjiu, Shu, and Kashi; 1 bottle of maple balm;

Thank you very much for your support to me, Wang Ji burst into tears...

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