my years as the chosen one
Chapter 135 Disaster & Pond Fish
The current situation is whether to choose euthanasia or stick your head under the kitchen knife.
It is death anyway, but it gives the right to choose. What is this, is it democracy?
The instructors thought with tears streaming down their faces that this would probably be the bleakest day in their careers.
"I'd rather die standing up than live on my knees. I'll choose the second option!"
Instructor 088 clenched his fists, and said impassionedly: "It's been so many years, we will be able to work together... What are you doing?!"
Instructor 088 watched helplessly as the instructors around him lined up and obediently handed in their own logo stickers. He was in a bad mood.
"Well, brother Yang and Taotao Hongfu will live forever and enjoy the same life, and I will present my logo sticker, and we will still be good fat friends when we meet in the future~ Please don't hate me!!!"
"Hello, master, can you give me some advice? You will never be clingy, tell me to go east and never go west, let me chase dogs and never catch chickens, and I will post this sign to express my sincerity!"
"Me too, me too, this master, how did you practice martial arts? This is definitely a long-lost martial art. Can you teach me a little bit of martial arts? Here is the sign."
"Sure enough, seeing is worth seeing! Brother Yang's martial arts are unrivaled in the world! Please submit a sign and kneel to ask Brother Yang for advice! I don't want to be a personal disciple, but I am very satisfied if I can be taught a few words!"
"Me too...."
Instructor 088 got a mouthful of old blood stuck in his chest,
He looked at a bunch of unscrupulous instructors who not only lined up to honestly put on their own sign stickers, but also talked like a lotus flower, almost writing the word "worship" on their faces. He was so angry that he almost fainted.
Aren't you all usually very proud, why are you all fucking rebellious now? !
What about ethics? !What about willpower? !What about your arrogance? !
Did you eat them all? !
Tao Juze bent his brows and eyes with a smile, shook his jiojio and stretched out his hand happily to take the tributes one after another: "One, two, three, four, five..."
Listening to the counting sound coming from his ear, Yang Jian's mood improved slightly.
Forget it, happiness is the most important thing.
The rest... discuss again.
The ice in Yang Jian's eyes subsided a lot, and he said calmly, "You want me to guide you?"
The unscrupulous instructors nodded wildly.
Think about it, you can't think about it anymore!
"Then I'll give you a little hint."
Yang Jian looked up at the instructor 088, and the smile on his mouth deepened: "It just so happened that there was someone who chose to die standing up, so it's not bad to use it as an example."
"Okay, let's sit and watch obediently!"
"I will try my best to record all the pictures! I can also become a master!"
"088, you have a good journey! I will bring you chrysanthemums tomorrow!"
"I really hate that I didn't bring a video recorder, now I can only remember with my heart and eyes!"
"Come on, 088! We give you spiritual encouragement!"
"Sacrificing you as a happy big guy, I will remember it in my heart! Come on!"
Instructor 088: "..."
Instructor 088: "!!!"
Fuck you beasts! ! !
It's too late for him to admit his mistake! ! !
Tao Juze patted Yang Jian's shoulder with a smile: "Second brother let me down, I want to find a good place in the auditorium to watch."
Yang Jian was silent for a few seconds, then squatted down and let go of Tao Juze's hand.
Tao Juze, who landed on the ground, seemed like a bird out of a cage, happily pounced on the instructors who were already sitting in rows waiting to watch the live demonstration.
"Second brother, come on!"
Yang Jian shook his head lightly, then fixed his eyes on the instructor 088.
Instructor 088: "..."
...Everyone should be responsible for what they say. The ancestors once said that things can be eaten but not words. In fact, it is very reasonable.
When Monkey King and Chen Cheng arrived at the scene, what they saw was a jubilant scene.
Instructor Corps:
"It turns out that a sneak attack from the bottom left would be more effective!"
"If you have more strength, you can directly twist the opponent's head!"
"Three steps back, you can kick to the weak area...Huh? Are there acupuncture points in the human body? Why didn't I learn it when I was training?"
"Second brother! Another 720-degree rotating horn!"
"Strength is a problem. Brother Yang's move...Why do I look a bit like the Taoists, using softness to overcome strength?"
"You say Tai Chi, it's not like Tai Chi, I can't tell what it's like..."
"With all due respect, Brother Yang's movement has been slowed down by about ten times. If people want to, they can tear 088 just by strength, just like tearing a piece of paper."
"In other words, you still need to train your muscles, and your arms must be strong!"
Sun Wukong scratched his chin and looked at the instructor who was thrown around by Yang Jian, wondering: "When did Lao Yang become so enthusiastic, and he even taught others?"
Chen Cheng looked at the instructor 088 who looked like a dead dog with a stiff face, and then looked at the extremely well-behaved instructors sitting upright, and suddenly felt dizzy and his brain was full of paste.
This is the ace soldiers of the military region!
This is the elite force!
These old fellows!Soldier ruffian!
...It's late, but if I came earlier, I could have learned one and a half moves!
Chen Cheng was chattering in his heart, shaking pots and bowls and making a fuss, but his face was extremely calm and nothing happened.
"Huh? Brother Kongkong, you guys are here too?"
Tao Juze noticed Sun Wukong and Chen Cheng, and quickly reached out to say hello, and said enthusiastically, "Come and sit, it's so lively."
Sun Wukong walked over with a smile, and sat cross-legged beside Tao Juze, "I just heard a noise here, so I came here to take a look."
"What did that prey do to make Lao Yang target him like this?"
Tao Juze was overjoyed, and said flatteredly: "The instructors' sneak attack was fixed by the second brother."
The instructors sitting in a circle nodded heavily. If the time could be restarted, they would definitely not engage in a sneak attack.
It's okay to take a detour.
Monkey King nodded knowingly, and looked sympathetically at the ball-like instructor 088, tsk tsk, tell me who you messed with, you have to mess with Lao Yang.
This guy is notoriously ruthless, look, kicked to the iron plate.
"What happened to 088?"
Chen Cheng also squeezed into the instructor group, and asked the people around him quietly in a low voice.
Instructor 056 looked at Tao Juze and Sun Wukong who were chatting enthusiastically, and then glanced at Yang Jian who was still repairing 088, and replied in a super low voice: "Don't mention it, that idiot in 088 is a typical example. He forced his way in."
"Brother Yang gave us a chance to live, but he was the only one who didn't grasp it, what can we do?"
Chen Cheng picked up a pinch of teeth, feeling a little pain in his stomach.
"How many points do you have now?" Monkey King turned his face and asked Tao Juze, "Our team has more than 40 points."
Tao Juze sighed, and said melancholy: "Second brother and I have only met these instructors so far, only 22 points."
"According to this head count, we may really be at the bottom!"
Tao Juze pinched the stacked logo stickers in his hands melancholy, and sighed: "My little wallet will definitely be drunk until it disappears by brother Tie."
Sun Penniless Wukong looked at Tao Juze with pity, and said after a while, "Why don't I share our team logo with you?"
"Anyway, I don't have any money. If our team loses, Chen Cheng will be responsible for buying Xiaotie a drink. It shouldn't be a big problem."
Chen Cheng with a confused face: "???"
We are teammates of the same team, why are we so cruel?
#Teammate, don't abandon me! #
"No need."
Yang Jian casually threw instructor 088 aside, walked over and said, "Do small tricks in front of me, do you want to go to heaven?"
Sun Wukong glanced at Yang Jian speechlessly. At this time, he remembered that he was a judicial god. Why didn't you remember it when you bullied the human race just now.
Double standard, really too double standard.
Tao Juze snuggled up to Yang Jian's side, hugged his thigh and said desolately, "Second Brother, we might lose."
Yang Jian smiled and comforted, "It's okay."
"you."
Yang Jian suddenly said to the instructors, "Do you want to continue learning moves?"
The instructors who were called out were shocked and nodded their heads.
I want to, of course I want to!
If they can have such a force value against the sky, they can walk sideways wherever they go!
Pirates and drug lords are a ball!
One punch can turn them into goo!
"I'll give you a chance."
Yang Jian narrowed his eyes and said calmly: "From now on, you are no longer prey, but hunters."
"Your own people always know your own people best, and you know best where your people are hidden."
"Tear them up and bring back their stickers. The more you bring back, the more you can learn."
Yang Jian smiled, and said very gently: "Payment and reward are directly proportional."
"Give you ten seconds to think freely, and the opportunity is in your own hands."
Instructors: "..."
They hate multiple choice questions! ! !
To betray a brother or something is simply violating the morals of the world!
Their consciences are suffering at this time!
"Ten seconds is up, have you figured it out?"
"Think about it!"
The instructors all spoke righteously and powerfully, patting their chests and shouting out their hearts.
"I will go through fire and water for Brother Yang!"
"We are already corpses, so it's okay to cheat a corpse! After the founding of the country, we are not allowed to become spirits, but we didn't say that cheating corpses is not allowed!"
"From now on I'm a hunter with no emotions! Me! No emotions!"
"Friendship is precious, and the price of a comrade-in-arms is even higher! If it's for martial arts, everything can be thrown away!"
"Small! Isn't it just a logo sticker! I can tear a hundred of them by myself!"
"I don't want to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but I want the same year, the same month, and the same day to tear off the stickers! I have no problem at all!!"
Chen Cheng stared dumbfounded at the instructors who had turned into rebel regiments, and the CPU of his brain stopped working again.
What kind of human fantasy story is this Nima? !
Yang Jian laughed: "Very good, Tao Tao, return the stickers to them."
Hearing this, Tao Juze hurriedly handed over the instructors' logo stickers stacked in a pile to the instructors.
Yang Jian watched them paste the sign back and said slowly: "You can start now."
The instructors stood up quickly, saluted Yang Jian, and 088 and 011, who were lying on the ground, set up their nests and left arrogantly.
"Guaranteed to complete the mission!"
These are the last words left by the instructors.
Trembling, Chen Cheng hid behind Monkey King and looked at Yang Jian, feeling terrified.
#Three words and two words let the brothers who are facing each other day and night turn against each other#
Sun Wukong shook his head and sighed, Lao Yang is too good at attacking the mind, let alone a human race, even a god can't plot against him.
What's the point of the gods making it like this.
Yang Jian patted Tao Juze's head and said with a smile, "Whether it's loyal or treacherous, it's just a passing cloud."
Tao Juze looked at Yang Jian with wide eyes, and Yang Jian smiled again: "Although they are both instructors, they have different positions at this time, and they want different things."
"Without the shackles of the country's righteousness, even soldiers with strong willpower can easily be controlled by their inner desires and follow their own wishes."
Yang Jian touched Tao Juze's head, and said gently: "Find out what they want and then kill them with one blow, this is called effective lure, understand?"
Tao Juze nodded thoughtfully.
Sun Wukong continued to sigh, no, according to Lao Yang's teaching method, I don't know what kind of Tao Juze will be taught.
Suddenly a little worried.
Chen Cheng looked at Yang Jian tremblingly. It turned out that Brother Yang was not only high in strength, but also ruthless!
It is equivalent to combining the literati in politics and the military in the army. He is an all-round ruthless man!
And don't teach Tao Juze these things indiscriminately, Tao Juze and their family's Ozawa are good friends!
What if we apply this knowledge to their family Ozawa! ! !
Thinking about it makes pia even worse!
And his cousin must be so angry now!
absolute!
...
As Chen Cheng thought, the headquarters of the big training ground, the monitoring room.
Chen Mo frantically fanned Chen Feng, and said repeatedly: "Calm down, bro, calm down!"
"It's not a big deal, right? Think about it, it's a good thing for soldiers to work hard to improve themselves! It's better than not being self-motivated!"
"Come, come, drink some water, with ice cubes added! It's just to relieve the anger, come, come, have a drink."
The veins in Chen Feng's hands popped out, he exhaled deeply, took the glass of ice water and drank it to the bottom.
"Give me some ice water, I'm going to fucking burn myself!"
"This is my soldier king, this is my ace soldier, this is the good seed I have cultivated through hard work! I, I just hit my head and die!"
"Pull it down, I can understand them quite well, if it were me, I would turn back in minutes!"
"It's over, it's over, it's a complete mess, and the other surviving instructors don't even know that someone has betrayed inside!"
"I didn't expect it to be posted back again. If I tore it up, it might arouse the vigilance of some instructors. It's fucking posted back!"
"I finally understand why the higher ups are constantly looking for hermits. Don't mention other people, just a fucking little Yang, if he wants to, he can control the entire barracks!"
"That's why we can't mess with them!"
The black-hearted big fox of the Central Army said: "Who knows what methods they have, and I believe that birds of a feather flock together and people form groups. If these hermits have friends, they should also be hermits."
Chen Feng said coldly, "Hurry up and shut up."
"Your Central Army has killed the most soldier kings, so you have the nerve to talk."
The black-hearted big fox said with a wooden face: "...to each other, your eastern troops died less, but unfortunately more mutinies."
"Our southern army is still very good, with few deaths and few rebels."
"That's why they hid tightly, okay? Our Northern Military Region is like a cloud of masters!"
"Hey, don't be shy, you old boy, do you want to quarrel?"
"If you quarrel, whoever is afraid of whoever is arguing!"
With a headache, Chen Mo looked at the monitoring room where he suddenly got off topic and made a mess of small fish, and reached out and pressed his temple.
One or two laughed half-heartedly, and didn't know what to draw.
People live for a lifetime, grass lives for an autumn, of course, it is a hearty and heart-satisfying one!
...
Press and hold the noisy monitoring room without mentioning it, and the camera cuts back to Team Yang Tao.
"Right, I almost forgot."
Tao Juze looked at Yang Jian, suddenly remembered what happened just now, and hurriedly said, "Second brother, the one you wanted to say to me was the one who was interrupted by the instructors."
Sun Wukong quietly pricked up his ears, even the Monkey King likes to gossip.
Yang Jian was silent for a moment, then reached out and touched Tao Juze's dog's head, and sighed softly: "It's nothing, originally I wanted to ask you if you like meat porridge."
Monkey King's ears drooped in an instant, he was so bored, he thought he was going to say something.
Tao Juze was very happy, nodding his head like a chicken pecking at rice: "As long as there is meat, I like to eat it, and I am not picky."
Yang Jian sighed, and dared to say that he was not picky eaters, and he could howl for a long time without stopping if he fed two mouthfuls of green vegetables on weekdays.
"Yo, are they all there?"
Taotie, Chen Ze, Zhang Daoling and Zhao Ji appeared not far away, and Taotie first extended his hand to say hello.
Tao Juze also extended his hand to say hello: "What a coincidence, we both met."
Taotie shook his head and said, "It's not a coincidence at all, we rushed here only when we heard the noise from here."
Chen Ze looked at the messy scenery around him, his heart moved slightly and he smiled happily: "Looking at the situation, did we miss out on something good?"
"It's not a good show, but I did miss a lively event."
Monkey King asked with a smile: "How many points do you have?"
Zhao Ji rubbed his hands and smiled, "Not many, just over 70."
Taotie straightened his waist, laughed loudly and said, "We have a lot of teams, almost one hundred, ninety or so?"
Taotie turned to look at Chen Ze, and Chen Ze smiled wryly, "It's seven past nine."
Tao Juze: "The higher the score, the higher the chance of winning the first place. What's your expression, boss? You don't seem so happy."
Taotie interjected, "I know, I know, Chen Ze is tired of hearing the howling of his prey."
Chen Ze shook his head with a smile. He was not tired of hearing the howls of prey, but he was shocked by Brother Tie's cruelty.
In the beginning, I just tore off the shirt.
Later, I didn't know where the interest came, and I even started to tear my pants.
Especially regardless of instructors and ordinary soldiers, one will be torn if caught.
All the torn prey screamed incessantly, as if they had been beaten by something.
Even if he, Chen Ze, had a strong mental quality, he couldn't bear the accusations from so many people's eyes.
Especially the way you look at your friends...
The heavens can learn from it, he, Chen Ze, has no interest in tearing clothes!
Really not! !
"How many points do you have?" Zhao Ji asked.
Sun Wukong sighed: "More than 40, not as high as you."
Tao Juze looked up at the sky, "Our team just had more than 20 points, but now it is zero."
Under everyone's puzzled eyes, Tao Juze honestly described what happened just now.
"Why didn't I think of that!"
Taotie thumped the tree furiously: "You don't even have to look for it, you can score points while lying down, okay?"
Zhao Ji and Zhang Daoling looked at Yang Jian with admiration. As expected of a true lord, this move was really beautiful.
Letting one's own people deal with one's own people is really terrible.
Chen Ze thought that his brother must be going to explode this time.
Maybe he even took Suxiao Jiuxin Pill by now.
...As expected of a real brother, he really knows his brother very well.
"It's not fair!"
Taotie yelled, shook his head and said, "It's not fair! It's not fair! It's not fair!"
Tao Juze scratched his face, and stood decisively on Yang Jian's side, "Brother Tie, if you want to gamble, you have to admit defeat, you can't be foolish."
"Who is playing tricks? It's all about luck!"
Taotie said angrily, "You are using external force!"
Tao Juze was unconvinced: "That's because you didn't expect it to be good. Besides, what external force did we rely on? The instructors are all prey. Can the matter between the prey and the prey be described by external force?"
Taotie was amused, "You are making too much sense!"
"I'm telling the truth!"
Taotie and Tao Juze chatted, Monkey King scratched his head beside him, and said after a while, "Why don't we change the rules?"
"How to change it?" Tao Juze stopped bickering with Taotie and asked.
"The team that catches the chief instructor wins directly, and the rest of the teams will be ranked according to their points. How about that?"
Taotie pursed his lips, and said angrily, "I don't think so, who knows where the chief instructor is hiding, it's no different from finding a needle in a haystack!"
Monkey King started scratching his head again, which makes sense.
"Just follow what Kong Kong said." Zhao Ji smoothed things over, and said honestly: "This kind of competition is based on each person's ability and luck. If there is time to bicker, it is better to catch more prey."
"Hmph, I'm going to catch it now!"
Angrily, Taotie led Chen Ze away, vowing in his heart that he must catch the chief instructor, so as not to lose to Tao Juze and Yang Jian's opportunistic team.
Sun Wukong and Chen Cheng, Zhao Ji and Zhang Daoling also hurriedly left. There was not much time until the end of the game, so catching the prey quickly was the real thing.
After a while, only Tao Juze and Yang Jian were left in place.
"Hmph, Brother Tie is just jealous of us!"
Tao Juze clenched his small fist and waved it, and said seriously: "Second Brother, let's catch the prey too! We can't lose to Brother Tie!"
Yang Jian smiled and nodded, "Okay."
Tao Juze took Yang Jian aggressively and began to look for prey in the forest, vowing in his heart that he would never lose to Taotie.
This is a matter of principle!
Yang Jian looked at Tao Juze beside him, his eyes flickered slightly, and he sighed silently in his heart.
The feng shui of this big training ground is really bad.
Don't ask why.
...
In the big training ground, somewhere in the forest.
"Gan Linniang, those beasts are crazy, why are they tearing up their own people?"
Several instructors who escaped from the tiger's mouth managed to hide in a relatively secluded place. Instructor 034 leaned against an ancient tree and panted heavily: "One or two are like being poisoned, they will tear us up!"
"Don't be recruited by today's character target!"
"Zhaoan, what are they trying to do, are they trying to be happy or happy?! It's probably because they've been bewitched!"
"Convinced, 033 told everyone to go up without talking nonsense and start working, but these bastards listened to it, and turned out to be the same to us!"
"I have a very bad feeling, otherwise how about we hang out here to the end?"
"Hide yourself and watch your watch, every second is a second!"
"That... we are here too..."
A strange voice suddenly came from around.
The instructors were startled and immediately put on high alert.
"Who!" Instructor 034 roared in a low voice.
There was a loud noise.
Several soldiers with five-pointed stars on their chests crawled out of the deep pit full of dead leaves and bared their teeth at the instructors.
Instructors: "..."
What the hell, are they so tense that they can't even notice the people around them!
"Well, instructor, can we ask something?"
A soldier was the first to speak: "Did the rules change today? Ordinary soldiers can tear people apart?"
The instructors frowned, and instructor 034 asked, "What happened?"
"We used to be 23 brothers, now there are only five of us left, and the rest were all killed by a man who also wore a pentagram."
The soldier choked with sobs and said, "And that man also tore our clothes! Brothers, all the clothes were torn off, even the trousers!"
"It's too miserable, this is trying to make us run away!"
"Fortunately, a few brothers hugged that man's thigh, otherwise we wouldn't be able to escape!"
Instructors: "..."
Instructor 055 sat directly on the ground, and said tiredly: "Isn't it just a matter of running away, we have become instructors and tore instructors, and being killed by our brothers is worse than you."
soldiers:"....."
It sounds like it is worse than us.
"I can see that today's rules are not made by us, but by these target people."
Instructor 055 said with a little melancholy: "They basically kill each other when they see each other, and they will definitely kill everyone! Kill them all!"
"Wake up, have you forgotten that the instructor was instigated?!"
Instructor 034 frowned and said in a deep voice: "Now the whole big training ground is in a mess, and it's hard to tell whether the opponent is an enemy or a friend."
"Then what should we do?" The soldiers looked at each other in blank dismay and asked in bewilderment.
The instructors waved their hands and sighed: "What can we do, it's a wave, let's do it together today."
"To last to the last second is victory!"
At this moment, the psychological state of the instructors changed drastically. They changed their position from hunters to prey.
Special self-awareness, special acceptance of fate, special Buddhism.
soldiers:"...."
#First time with the instructor, what kind of expression should I use, I'm waiting online, I'm in a hurry#
#天道好转转,不信前头看着天天婷前何啊#
#每波水,never know what happened#
"Take us with you too, okay~"
A crisp voice suddenly came from above his head.
The instructors and soldiers looked up suddenly, and saw two men appearing on the old tree at some point.
One stood on a tree branch, with beautiful patterns on her eyebrows, like a fairy, and the other sat on a tree branch, handsome and cute, smiling happily.
Instructors: "..."
soldiers:"..."
"Fuck, this is the target person!! Run away!!!"
The instructors yelled at several soldiers: "We hold them back, you run!"
However, the psychological quality of the soldiers at this time turned out to be exceptionally strong. Instead, they pushed the instructors and roared: "Instructors, go away!"
"It doesn't matter if we sacrifice, you must survive!!"
"If you keep the green hills, you won't have to worry about no firewood! Instructors, let's go!!"
"You are the face of our big training ground, you can't run away!!"
The soldiers rushed out with enthusiasm, trying to leave the chance of life to the instructors.
This is the first time since the large training ground was put into use, the soldiers and instructors have gathered together.
This is the military spirit, the spirit of selfless dedication.
#Leave the hope of life to your comrades, and leave the last bullet to yourself#
"It's kind of like a bitter drama."
Tao Juze leaned on Yang Jian's leg and said with a smile: "I like this kind of scene. It is tragic, passionate and inspiring. It is worth singing a song."
The corner of Yang Jian's mouth hooked slightly, he jumped off the tree and tore everyone apart with lightning speed before returning to the tree.
"Okay, you are already dead, you can lie down." Tao Juze continued to arrange the newly torn logo stickers with Yang Jian's leg, and said with a smile.
Confused soldiers and instructors: "..."
Just, was it torn like that? !
Didn't react at all...how did he tear it up? !so fast? !
This feeling of ending before it even started is a bit frustrating.
"Aren't you going to tear our clothes off?"
A little soldier asked anxiously.
Tao Juze said speechlessly, "Why do we tear your clothes?"
"But the man we met before tore our clothes, not even our pants!"
"And he laughed while tearing it up! It's so scary!"
The corner of Tao Juze's mouth twitched, out of so many of them, the only one who would do this is Brother Tie...
What cat cake!
Don't you guys want to be innocent!
If this were placed in ancient times, how many people would Brother Tie be responsible for!What a scumbag!It's too scumbag!
"Then your luck is better, we don't like to tear clothes." After thinking for a long time, Tao Juze could only reply with this sentence.
The dead instructors: "..."
Is it lucky to be killed by the target person in seconds? !
The author has something to say: The touching friendship in the war is very worthy of my tears.
Me: Brother, are you happy?
Yang Jian: [Happiness written all over his face.JPG]
Thanks to the fat friends who threw the landmines: 1 graveyard dancer;
Thanks to the fat friends who irrigate the nutrient solution: Funi eats rabbits, 10 bottles;
Thank you very much for your support, I was thinking about how to goo....
It is death anyway, but it gives the right to choose. What is this, is it democracy?
The instructors thought with tears streaming down their faces that this would probably be the bleakest day in their careers.
"I'd rather die standing up than live on my knees. I'll choose the second option!"
Instructor 088 clenched his fists, and said impassionedly: "It's been so many years, we will be able to work together... What are you doing?!"
Instructor 088 watched helplessly as the instructors around him lined up and obediently handed in their own logo stickers. He was in a bad mood.
"Well, brother Yang and Taotao Hongfu will live forever and enjoy the same life, and I will present my logo sticker, and we will still be good fat friends when we meet in the future~ Please don't hate me!!!"
"Hello, master, can you give me some advice? You will never be clingy, tell me to go east and never go west, let me chase dogs and never catch chickens, and I will post this sign to express my sincerity!"
"Me too, me too, this master, how did you practice martial arts? This is definitely a long-lost martial art. Can you teach me a little bit of martial arts? Here is the sign."
"Sure enough, seeing is worth seeing! Brother Yang's martial arts are unrivaled in the world! Please submit a sign and kneel to ask Brother Yang for advice! I don't want to be a personal disciple, but I am very satisfied if I can be taught a few words!"
"Me too...."
Instructor 088 got a mouthful of old blood stuck in his chest,
He looked at a bunch of unscrupulous instructors who not only lined up to honestly put on their own sign stickers, but also talked like a lotus flower, almost writing the word "worship" on their faces. He was so angry that he almost fainted.
Aren't you all usually very proud, why are you all fucking rebellious now? !
What about ethics? !What about willpower? !What about your arrogance? !
Did you eat them all? !
Tao Juze bent his brows and eyes with a smile, shook his jiojio and stretched out his hand happily to take the tributes one after another: "One, two, three, four, five..."
Listening to the counting sound coming from his ear, Yang Jian's mood improved slightly.
Forget it, happiness is the most important thing.
The rest... discuss again.
The ice in Yang Jian's eyes subsided a lot, and he said calmly, "You want me to guide you?"
The unscrupulous instructors nodded wildly.
Think about it, you can't think about it anymore!
"Then I'll give you a little hint."
Yang Jian looked up at the instructor 088, and the smile on his mouth deepened: "It just so happened that there was someone who chose to die standing up, so it's not bad to use it as an example."
"Okay, let's sit and watch obediently!"
"I will try my best to record all the pictures! I can also become a master!"
"088, you have a good journey! I will bring you chrysanthemums tomorrow!"
"I really hate that I didn't bring a video recorder, now I can only remember with my heart and eyes!"
"Come on, 088! We give you spiritual encouragement!"
"Sacrificing you as a happy big guy, I will remember it in my heart! Come on!"
Instructor 088: "..."
Instructor 088: "!!!"
Fuck you beasts! ! !
It's too late for him to admit his mistake! ! !
Tao Juze patted Yang Jian's shoulder with a smile: "Second brother let me down, I want to find a good place in the auditorium to watch."
Yang Jian was silent for a few seconds, then squatted down and let go of Tao Juze's hand.
Tao Juze, who landed on the ground, seemed like a bird out of a cage, happily pounced on the instructors who were already sitting in rows waiting to watch the live demonstration.
"Second brother, come on!"
Yang Jian shook his head lightly, then fixed his eyes on the instructor 088.
Instructor 088: "..."
...Everyone should be responsible for what they say. The ancestors once said that things can be eaten but not words. In fact, it is very reasonable.
When Monkey King and Chen Cheng arrived at the scene, what they saw was a jubilant scene.
Instructor Corps:
"It turns out that a sneak attack from the bottom left would be more effective!"
"If you have more strength, you can directly twist the opponent's head!"
"Three steps back, you can kick to the weak area...Huh? Are there acupuncture points in the human body? Why didn't I learn it when I was training?"
"Second brother! Another 720-degree rotating horn!"
"Strength is a problem. Brother Yang's move...Why do I look a bit like the Taoists, using softness to overcome strength?"
"You say Tai Chi, it's not like Tai Chi, I can't tell what it's like..."
"With all due respect, Brother Yang's movement has been slowed down by about ten times. If people want to, they can tear 088 just by strength, just like tearing a piece of paper."
"In other words, you still need to train your muscles, and your arms must be strong!"
Sun Wukong scratched his chin and looked at the instructor who was thrown around by Yang Jian, wondering: "When did Lao Yang become so enthusiastic, and he even taught others?"
Chen Cheng looked at the instructor 088 who looked like a dead dog with a stiff face, and then looked at the extremely well-behaved instructors sitting upright, and suddenly felt dizzy and his brain was full of paste.
This is the ace soldiers of the military region!
This is the elite force!
These old fellows!Soldier ruffian!
...It's late, but if I came earlier, I could have learned one and a half moves!
Chen Cheng was chattering in his heart, shaking pots and bowls and making a fuss, but his face was extremely calm and nothing happened.
"Huh? Brother Kongkong, you guys are here too?"
Tao Juze noticed Sun Wukong and Chen Cheng, and quickly reached out to say hello, and said enthusiastically, "Come and sit, it's so lively."
Sun Wukong walked over with a smile, and sat cross-legged beside Tao Juze, "I just heard a noise here, so I came here to take a look."
"What did that prey do to make Lao Yang target him like this?"
Tao Juze was overjoyed, and said flatteredly: "The instructors' sneak attack was fixed by the second brother."
The instructors sitting in a circle nodded heavily. If the time could be restarted, they would definitely not engage in a sneak attack.
It's okay to take a detour.
Monkey King nodded knowingly, and looked sympathetically at the ball-like instructor 088, tsk tsk, tell me who you messed with, you have to mess with Lao Yang.
This guy is notoriously ruthless, look, kicked to the iron plate.
"What happened to 088?"
Chen Cheng also squeezed into the instructor group, and asked the people around him quietly in a low voice.
Instructor 056 looked at Tao Juze and Sun Wukong who were chatting enthusiastically, and then glanced at Yang Jian who was still repairing 088, and replied in a super low voice: "Don't mention it, that idiot in 088 is a typical example. He forced his way in."
"Brother Yang gave us a chance to live, but he was the only one who didn't grasp it, what can we do?"
Chen Cheng picked up a pinch of teeth, feeling a little pain in his stomach.
"How many points do you have now?" Monkey King turned his face and asked Tao Juze, "Our team has more than 40 points."
Tao Juze sighed, and said melancholy: "Second brother and I have only met these instructors so far, only 22 points."
"According to this head count, we may really be at the bottom!"
Tao Juze pinched the stacked logo stickers in his hands melancholy, and sighed: "My little wallet will definitely be drunk until it disappears by brother Tie."
Sun Penniless Wukong looked at Tao Juze with pity, and said after a while, "Why don't I share our team logo with you?"
"Anyway, I don't have any money. If our team loses, Chen Cheng will be responsible for buying Xiaotie a drink. It shouldn't be a big problem."
Chen Cheng with a confused face: "???"
We are teammates of the same team, why are we so cruel?
#Teammate, don't abandon me! #
"No need."
Yang Jian casually threw instructor 088 aside, walked over and said, "Do small tricks in front of me, do you want to go to heaven?"
Sun Wukong glanced at Yang Jian speechlessly. At this time, he remembered that he was a judicial god. Why didn't you remember it when you bullied the human race just now.
Double standard, really too double standard.
Tao Juze snuggled up to Yang Jian's side, hugged his thigh and said desolately, "Second Brother, we might lose."
Yang Jian smiled and comforted, "It's okay."
"you."
Yang Jian suddenly said to the instructors, "Do you want to continue learning moves?"
The instructors who were called out were shocked and nodded their heads.
I want to, of course I want to!
If they can have such a force value against the sky, they can walk sideways wherever they go!
Pirates and drug lords are a ball!
One punch can turn them into goo!
"I'll give you a chance."
Yang Jian narrowed his eyes and said calmly: "From now on, you are no longer prey, but hunters."
"Your own people always know your own people best, and you know best where your people are hidden."
"Tear them up and bring back their stickers. The more you bring back, the more you can learn."
Yang Jian smiled, and said very gently: "Payment and reward are directly proportional."
"Give you ten seconds to think freely, and the opportunity is in your own hands."
Instructors: "..."
They hate multiple choice questions! ! !
To betray a brother or something is simply violating the morals of the world!
Their consciences are suffering at this time!
"Ten seconds is up, have you figured it out?"
"Think about it!"
The instructors all spoke righteously and powerfully, patting their chests and shouting out their hearts.
"I will go through fire and water for Brother Yang!"
"We are already corpses, so it's okay to cheat a corpse! After the founding of the country, we are not allowed to become spirits, but we didn't say that cheating corpses is not allowed!"
"From now on I'm a hunter with no emotions! Me! No emotions!"
"Friendship is precious, and the price of a comrade-in-arms is even higher! If it's for martial arts, everything can be thrown away!"
"Small! Isn't it just a logo sticker! I can tear a hundred of them by myself!"
"I don't want to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but I want the same year, the same month, and the same day to tear off the stickers! I have no problem at all!!"
Chen Cheng stared dumbfounded at the instructors who had turned into rebel regiments, and the CPU of his brain stopped working again.
What kind of human fantasy story is this Nima? !
Yang Jian laughed: "Very good, Tao Tao, return the stickers to them."
Hearing this, Tao Juze hurriedly handed over the instructors' logo stickers stacked in a pile to the instructors.
Yang Jian watched them paste the sign back and said slowly: "You can start now."
The instructors stood up quickly, saluted Yang Jian, and 088 and 011, who were lying on the ground, set up their nests and left arrogantly.
"Guaranteed to complete the mission!"
These are the last words left by the instructors.
Trembling, Chen Cheng hid behind Monkey King and looked at Yang Jian, feeling terrified.
#Three words and two words let the brothers who are facing each other day and night turn against each other#
Sun Wukong shook his head and sighed, Lao Yang is too good at attacking the mind, let alone a human race, even a god can't plot against him.
What's the point of the gods making it like this.
Yang Jian patted Tao Juze's head and said with a smile, "Whether it's loyal or treacherous, it's just a passing cloud."
Tao Juze looked at Yang Jian with wide eyes, and Yang Jian smiled again: "Although they are both instructors, they have different positions at this time, and they want different things."
"Without the shackles of the country's righteousness, even soldiers with strong willpower can easily be controlled by their inner desires and follow their own wishes."
Yang Jian touched Tao Juze's head, and said gently: "Find out what they want and then kill them with one blow, this is called effective lure, understand?"
Tao Juze nodded thoughtfully.
Sun Wukong continued to sigh, no, according to Lao Yang's teaching method, I don't know what kind of Tao Juze will be taught.
Suddenly a little worried.
Chen Cheng looked at Yang Jian tremblingly. It turned out that Brother Yang was not only high in strength, but also ruthless!
It is equivalent to combining the literati in politics and the military in the army. He is an all-round ruthless man!
And don't teach Tao Juze these things indiscriminately, Tao Juze and their family's Ozawa are good friends!
What if we apply this knowledge to their family Ozawa! ! !
Thinking about it makes pia even worse!
And his cousin must be so angry now!
absolute!
...
As Chen Cheng thought, the headquarters of the big training ground, the monitoring room.
Chen Mo frantically fanned Chen Feng, and said repeatedly: "Calm down, bro, calm down!"
"It's not a big deal, right? Think about it, it's a good thing for soldiers to work hard to improve themselves! It's better than not being self-motivated!"
"Come, come, drink some water, with ice cubes added! It's just to relieve the anger, come, come, have a drink."
The veins in Chen Feng's hands popped out, he exhaled deeply, took the glass of ice water and drank it to the bottom.
"Give me some ice water, I'm going to fucking burn myself!"
"This is my soldier king, this is my ace soldier, this is the good seed I have cultivated through hard work! I, I just hit my head and die!"
"Pull it down, I can understand them quite well, if it were me, I would turn back in minutes!"
"It's over, it's over, it's a complete mess, and the other surviving instructors don't even know that someone has betrayed inside!"
"I didn't expect it to be posted back again. If I tore it up, it might arouse the vigilance of some instructors. It's fucking posted back!"
"I finally understand why the higher ups are constantly looking for hermits. Don't mention other people, just a fucking little Yang, if he wants to, he can control the entire barracks!"
"That's why we can't mess with them!"
The black-hearted big fox of the Central Army said: "Who knows what methods they have, and I believe that birds of a feather flock together and people form groups. If these hermits have friends, they should also be hermits."
Chen Feng said coldly, "Hurry up and shut up."
"Your Central Army has killed the most soldier kings, so you have the nerve to talk."
The black-hearted big fox said with a wooden face: "...to each other, your eastern troops died less, but unfortunately more mutinies."
"Our southern army is still very good, with few deaths and few rebels."
"That's why they hid tightly, okay? Our Northern Military Region is like a cloud of masters!"
"Hey, don't be shy, you old boy, do you want to quarrel?"
"If you quarrel, whoever is afraid of whoever is arguing!"
With a headache, Chen Mo looked at the monitoring room where he suddenly got off topic and made a mess of small fish, and reached out and pressed his temple.
One or two laughed half-heartedly, and didn't know what to draw.
People live for a lifetime, grass lives for an autumn, of course, it is a hearty and heart-satisfying one!
...
Press and hold the noisy monitoring room without mentioning it, and the camera cuts back to Team Yang Tao.
"Right, I almost forgot."
Tao Juze looked at Yang Jian, suddenly remembered what happened just now, and hurriedly said, "Second brother, the one you wanted to say to me was the one who was interrupted by the instructors."
Sun Wukong quietly pricked up his ears, even the Monkey King likes to gossip.
Yang Jian was silent for a moment, then reached out and touched Tao Juze's dog's head, and sighed softly: "It's nothing, originally I wanted to ask you if you like meat porridge."
Monkey King's ears drooped in an instant, he was so bored, he thought he was going to say something.
Tao Juze was very happy, nodding his head like a chicken pecking at rice: "As long as there is meat, I like to eat it, and I am not picky."
Yang Jian sighed, and dared to say that he was not picky eaters, and he could howl for a long time without stopping if he fed two mouthfuls of green vegetables on weekdays.
"Yo, are they all there?"
Taotie, Chen Ze, Zhang Daoling and Zhao Ji appeared not far away, and Taotie first extended his hand to say hello.
Tao Juze also extended his hand to say hello: "What a coincidence, we both met."
Taotie shook his head and said, "It's not a coincidence at all, we rushed here only when we heard the noise from here."
Chen Ze looked at the messy scenery around him, his heart moved slightly and he smiled happily: "Looking at the situation, did we miss out on something good?"
"It's not a good show, but I did miss a lively event."
Monkey King asked with a smile: "How many points do you have?"
Zhao Ji rubbed his hands and smiled, "Not many, just over 70."
Taotie straightened his waist, laughed loudly and said, "We have a lot of teams, almost one hundred, ninety or so?"
Taotie turned to look at Chen Ze, and Chen Ze smiled wryly, "It's seven past nine."
Tao Juze: "The higher the score, the higher the chance of winning the first place. What's your expression, boss? You don't seem so happy."
Taotie interjected, "I know, I know, Chen Ze is tired of hearing the howling of his prey."
Chen Ze shook his head with a smile. He was not tired of hearing the howls of prey, but he was shocked by Brother Tie's cruelty.
In the beginning, I just tore off the shirt.
Later, I didn't know where the interest came, and I even started to tear my pants.
Especially regardless of instructors and ordinary soldiers, one will be torn if caught.
All the torn prey screamed incessantly, as if they had been beaten by something.
Even if he, Chen Ze, had a strong mental quality, he couldn't bear the accusations from so many people's eyes.
Especially the way you look at your friends...
The heavens can learn from it, he, Chen Ze, has no interest in tearing clothes!
Really not! !
"How many points do you have?" Zhao Ji asked.
Sun Wukong sighed: "More than 40, not as high as you."
Tao Juze looked up at the sky, "Our team just had more than 20 points, but now it is zero."
Under everyone's puzzled eyes, Tao Juze honestly described what happened just now.
"Why didn't I think of that!"
Taotie thumped the tree furiously: "You don't even have to look for it, you can score points while lying down, okay?"
Zhao Ji and Zhang Daoling looked at Yang Jian with admiration. As expected of a true lord, this move was really beautiful.
Letting one's own people deal with one's own people is really terrible.
Chen Ze thought that his brother must be going to explode this time.
Maybe he even took Suxiao Jiuxin Pill by now.
...As expected of a real brother, he really knows his brother very well.
"It's not fair!"
Taotie yelled, shook his head and said, "It's not fair! It's not fair! It's not fair!"
Tao Juze scratched his face, and stood decisively on Yang Jian's side, "Brother Tie, if you want to gamble, you have to admit defeat, you can't be foolish."
"Who is playing tricks? It's all about luck!"
Taotie said angrily, "You are using external force!"
Tao Juze was unconvinced: "That's because you didn't expect it to be good. Besides, what external force did we rely on? The instructors are all prey. Can the matter between the prey and the prey be described by external force?"
Taotie was amused, "You are making too much sense!"
"I'm telling the truth!"
Taotie and Tao Juze chatted, Monkey King scratched his head beside him, and said after a while, "Why don't we change the rules?"
"How to change it?" Tao Juze stopped bickering with Taotie and asked.
"The team that catches the chief instructor wins directly, and the rest of the teams will be ranked according to their points. How about that?"
Taotie pursed his lips, and said angrily, "I don't think so, who knows where the chief instructor is hiding, it's no different from finding a needle in a haystack!"
Monkey King started scratching his head again, which makes sense.
"Just follow what Kong Kong said." Zhao Ji smoothed things over, and said honestly: "This kind of competition is based on each person's ability and luck. If there is time to bicker, it is better to catch more prey."
"Hmph, I'm going to catch it now!"
Angrily, Taotie led Chen Ze away, vowing in his heart that he must catch the chief instructor, so as not to lose to Tao Juze and Yang Jian's opportunistic team.
Sun Wukong and Chen Cheng, Zhao Ji and Zhang Daoling also hurriedly left. There was not much time until the end of the game, so catching the prey quickly was the real thing.
After a while, only Tao Juze and Yang Jian were left in place.
"Hmph, Brother Tie is just jealous of us!"
Tao Juze clenched his small fist and waved it, and said seriously: "Second Brother, let's catch the prey too! We can't lose to Brother Tie!"
Yang Jian smiled and nodded, "Okay."
Tao Juze took Yang Jian aggressively and began to look for prey in the forest, vowing in his heart that he would never lose to Taotie.
This is a matter of principle!
Yang Jian looked at Tao Juze beside him, his eyes flickered slightly, and he sighed silently in his heart.
The feng shui of this big training ground is really bad.
Don't ask why.
...
In the big training ground, somewhere in the forest.
"Gan Linniang, those beasts are crazy, why are they tearing up their own people?"
Several instructors who escaped from the tiger's mouth managed to hide in a relatively secluded place. Instructor 034 leaned against an ancient tree and panted heavily: "One or two are like being poisoned, they will tear us up!"
"Don't be recruited by today's character target!"
"Zhaoan, what are they trying to do, are they trying to be happy or happy?! It's probably because they've been bewitched!"
"Convinced, 033 told everyone to go up without talking nonsense and start working, but these bastards listened to it, and turned out to be the same to us!"
"I have a very bad feeling, otherwise how about we hang out here to the end?"
"Hide yourself and watch your watch, every second is a second!"
"That... we are here too..."
A strange voice suddenly came from around.
The instructors were startled and immediately put on high alert.
"Who!" Instructor 034 roared in a low voice.
There was a loud noise.
Several soldiers with five-pointed stars on their chests crawled out of the deep pit full of dead leaves and bared their teeth at the instructors.
Instructors: "..."
What the hell, are they so tense that they can't even notice the people around them!
"Well, instructor, can we ask something?"
A soldier was the first to speak: "Did the rules change today? Ordinary soldiers can tear people apart?"
The instructors frowned, and instructor 034 asked, "What happened?"
"We used to be 23 brothers, now there are only five of us left, and the rest were all killed by a man who also wore a pentagram."
The soldier choked with sobs and said, "And that man also tore our clothes! Brothers, all the clothes were torn off, even the trousers!"
"It's too miserable, this is trying to make us run away!"
"Fortunately, a few brothers hugged that man's thigh, otherwise we wouldn't be able to escape!"
Instructors: "..."
Instructor 055 sat directly on the ground, and said tiredly: "Isn't it just a matter of running away, we have become instructors and tore instructors, and being killed by our brothers is worse than you."
soldiers:"....."
It sounds like it is worse than us.
"I can see that today's rules are not made by us, but by these target people."
Instructor 055 said with a little melancholy: "They basically kill each other when they see each other, and they will definitely kill everyone! Kill them all!"
"Wake up, have you forgotten that the instructor was instigated?!"
Instructor 034 frowned and said in a deep voice: "Now the whole big training ground is in a mess, and it's hard to tell whether the opponent is an enemy or a friend."
"Then what should we do?" The soldiers looked at each other in blank dismay and asked in bewilderment.
The instructors waved their hands and sighed: "What can we do, it's a wave, let's do it together today."
"To last to the last second is victory!"
At this moment, the psychological state of the instructors changed drastically. They changed their position from hunters to prey.
Special self-awareness, special acceptance of fate, special Buddhism.
soldiers:"...."
#First time with the instructor, what kind of expression should I use, I'm waiting online, I'm in a hurry#
#天道好转转,不信前头看着天天婷前何啊#
#每波水,never know what happened#
"Take us with you too, okay~"
A crisp voice suddenly came from above his head.
The instructors and soldiers looked up suddenly, and saw two men appearing on the old tree at some point.
One stood on a tree branch, with beautiful patterns on her eyebrows, like a fairy, and the other sat on a tree branch, handsome and cute, smiling happily.
Instructors: "..."
soldiers:"..."
"Fuck, this is the target person!! Run away!!!"
The instructors yelled at several soldiers: "We hold them back, you run!"
However, the psychological quality of the soldiers at this time turned out to be exceptionally strong. Instead, they pushed the instructors and roared: "Instructors, go away!"
"It doesn't matter if we sacrifice, you must survive!!"
"If you keep the green hills, you won't have to worry about no firewood! Instructors, let's go!!"
"You are the face of our big training ground, you can't run away!!"
The soldiers rushed out with enthusiasm, trying to leave the chance of life to the instructors.
This is the first time since the large training ground was put into use, the soldiers and instructors have gathered together.
This is the military spirit, the spirit of selfless dedication.
#Leave the hope of life to your comrades, and leave the last bullet to yourself#
"It's kind of like a bitter drama."
Tao Juze leaned on Yang Jian's leg and said with a smile: "I like this kind of scene. It is tragic, passionate and inspiring. It is worth singing a song."
The corner of Yang Jian's mouth hooked slightly, he jumped off the tree and tore everyone apart with lightning speed before returning to the tree.
"Okay, you are already dead, you can lie down." Tao Juze continued to arrange the newly torn logo stickers with Yang Jian's leg, and said with a smile.
Confused soldiers and instructors: "..."
Just, was it torn like that? !
Didn't react at all...how did he tear it up? !so fast? !
This feeling of ending before it even started is a bit frustrating.
"Aren't you going to tear our clothes off?"
A little soldier asked anxiously.
Tao Juze said speechlessly, "Why do we tear your clothes?"
"But the man we met before tore our clothes, not even our pants!"
"And he laughed while tearing it up! It's so scary!"
The corner of Tao Juze's mouth twitched, out of so many of them, the only one who would do this is Brother Tie...
What cat cake!
Don't you guys want to be innocent!
If this were placed in ancient times, how many people would Brother Tie be responsible for!What a scumbag!It's too scumbag!
"Then your luck is better, we don't like to tear clothes." After thinking for a long time, Tao Juze could only reply with this sentence.
The dead instructors: "..."
Is it lucky to be killed by the target person in seconds? !
The author has something to say: The touching friendship in the war is very worthy of my tears.
Me: Brother, are you happy?
Yang Jian: [Happiness written all over his face.JPG]
Thanks to the fat friends who threw the landmines: 1 graveyard dancer;
Thanks to the fat friends who irrigate the nutrient solution: Funi eats rabbits, 10 bottles;
Thank you very much for your support, I was thinking about how to goo....
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