my years as the chosen one

Yuan Kang's eyelids trembled, he wiped his face and said, "If I remember correctly, Grandpa, you should be a contestant today, right?"

Why did you play the referee as a cameo? ? ?

Old Chen glanced at Yuan Kang, snorted twice before saying, "You think those old guys don't want to come, but there are too many things going on recently, and there is no free time at all."

Mr. Chen thought for a while, and said proudly: "Before, everyone laughed at me, saying that it was unseemly for me to compete with the monkeys. Later, when I heard that Master Zhao also wanted to participate, everyone screamed and wanted to give me away. Replace me."

"Just to have a face-to-face meeting with the master."

"And it's not a competition today, so those old things will definitely be there, and no one can stop them!"

Mr. Chen clapped his palms and laughed, and said, "Unfortunately, there are very important meetings and schedules today, and I should have attended them too, but the chairman actually personally exempted my schedule hahahaha."

Old Chen said in a good mood: "It's really a surprise, I think all my old buddies hate me so much that they all want to stuff me into a casserole and stew it into soup~"

As Mr. Chen was talking, his final consonant turned up a little bit.

I am so proud that I can't be more proud.

Yuan Kang's speechless and effervescent grandfather sighed and shook his head.

The older I got, the more childish I became.

What an old urchin.

.....

Eleven in the morning.

It's still this courtyard house, or this courtyard.

The only difference was that the number of people in the yard suddenly increased and became lively.

Seeing Zhao Ji walking towards him, Mr. Chen tried hard to show his reserve, but the claws of friendship he hastily stretched out completely betrayed him.

"Hello, hello, you are Master Zhao. When we meet for the first time, my surname is Chen. You can just call me Xiao Chen."

The wrinkles on Chen Lao's face almost disappeared from the smile, and he seemed to be decades younger.

Zhao Ji looked at Chen Lai, who was regarded as an old man in the human race and was very enthusiastic, and shook his hand with a smile, and said: "Don't you come, you go, my name is Zhao Ji, Ji Zao Ji, listen to Tao Tao It is said that everyone calls you Old Chen, so I will follow the trend and call you Old Chen."

"You can call me Xiao Zhao or Lao Zhao."

Zhao Ji smiled honestly, thinking that he had to go to the countryside to follow the customs, and he couldn't say that his age was enough to be the ancestor of these people...

Chen Lao did not refute what Zhao Ji said, but climbed up the pole and said: "Then I will call you Lao Zhao with the cheek, and you can call me Lao Chen~"

Zhao Ji smiled, and was too lazy to discuss addressing issues with the old man in front of him, and said directly: "Okay, Old Chen."

There was an instant beauty in Chen Lao's heart, and he consciously drew a lot closer relationship with Master Zhao.

Zhao Ji looked at the chattering young people gathered together, looked at Old Chen and said, "Is this the competition now?"

Chen Lao quickly nodded and said: "If you are not tired, we can start now."

Taotie, who was chatting with Yuan Kang and Situ Ming, moved his ears slightly, and asked Yuan Kang, "Then can I start?"

Yuan Kang turned his head to look at his grandfather, who was stuck in the fanboy mode and couldn't help himself, and then sighed: "Okay, I will take Brother Tie to the next door for a match and then come back and talk."

"The staff of the Big Eater Competition have been waiting next door for a long time, and they can go home early if they finish early."

Yuan Kang greeted everyone, and then took Taotie to the courtyard next door.

Tao Juze watched Taotie and Yuan Kang leave, then looked at Situ Ming who was standing still, and asked curiously, "Situ, don't you go with Kangkang?"

Situ Ming smiled and said, "Why should I find happiness for myself?"

"It's unnecessary, really unnecessary, to watch others feasting and drool."

"What's more, with Brother Tie's strength, it may take about ten minutes to end the battle. It's even less interesting for me to follow."

Tao Juze blinked and said slowly, "Oh, that's it..."

What Situ said seems to make sense, how miserable it is to watch other people eat but not be able to eat.

...Do you think that Taotie will win?Anyway, struggle a bit, the big eater next door may be a dark horse or maybe a duck!

Tao Juze tilted his head excitedly and said to Yang Jian: "We'll go back after Uncle Zhao and Brother Xiao Tie finish the competition. We can't dodge the help in the game this afternoon."

"If you keep cooing, the leader will definitely kick us out of the guild."

Yang Jian nodded lightly, um, it is true that he can no longer dove.

Chen Ze and Situ Ming standing beside them were speechless.

Can we still have a good chat, please keep a little nervous, okay?

Mr. Chen didn't pay attention to what Tao Juze and the others were talking about. As a chef, his mind and heart are now full of Zhao Ji.

Nothing was distributed to other people in Lingju Village.

"Please come with me." Old Chen greeted Zhao Ji enthusiastically, "All the ingredients have already been prepared."

Zhao Ji turned his head and waved at Tao Juze, then followed Mr. Chen and left.

Tao Juze looked at the backs of Mr. Chen and Uncle Zhao leaving, and said, "Let's follow to see~"

Chen Ze shook his head, and said seriously: "We can't follow, we can only wait here."

Tao Juze looked at Chen Ze, and Chen Ze shrugged his shoulders at him, showing an expression of 'I can't help it'.

Monkey King, who was strolling around the courtyard, scratched his head and asked, "Then let's just sit here? Isn't it, are we so miserable?"

Tao Juze raised his head and thought for a while, then took out his phone, and asked seriously: "Why don't we play games online?"

"It just so happens that the five of us can go to Chaji together~"

After a moment of silence, everyone took out their mobile phones one after another, and then each found a stool and sat down honestly.

"Form a team!"

"Give me the captain!! I will be the captain!"

"Change another map! Who chose this broken map, don't want this map!"

"Are you guys poisonous?? At the beginning of the game, you don't lick your equipment and you are tough?!"

"Why are you all chasing me when I go! I'm not Jizhi Syrup, don't chase me!"

...

The courtyard is very lively, and another place is a deserted alley in the capital.

Zhang Daoling, who went out early in the morning, took the subway, squeezed the bus, and tasted the hamburgers and French fries of the Golden Gate, and now wandered into this deserted alley in a good mood.

"It really changed the world."

Zhang Daoling sighed with emotion while casually taking pictures with his mobile phone, thinking of going back to Lao Tao and the others to squat in these villages.

It's better to be alone than to be happy~

"stop!"

Just when Zhang Daoling was thinking about whether to change to a more lively place to hang out, a loud shout came from around the corner.

Zhang Daoling was taken aback, and just as he followed the prestige to look, he was knocked back several steps by a rushing person.

"Don't get in the way of old things! You're courting death!"

Zhang Daoling, who was bumped and scolded for no reason: "..."

With a cold face, Zhang Daoling caught up with the person who was still running after bumping into him in the blink of an eye. With a sweeping leg and a grabbing hand, he grabbed the rude person in front of him like a chicken.

By the way, he also kicked towards the knee to make the man kneel down directly.

"Ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

The person who was restrained by the backhand knelt on the ground and screamed, very arrogant.

Zhang Daoling stared at the person in his hand—he didn't need to look at his face to know that he was a young man with evil eyebrows and evil eyes.

"Young man, did no one tell you to respect the old and love the young?"

"Hoo hoo, hoo hoo—"

A panting little policeman also ran up to Zhang Daoling at this time, and after seeing the scene in front of him, he froze for a moment, then quickly took out the handcuffs and handcuffed the person Zhang Daoling was holding down.

"Thank you very much!"

Zhang Daoling let go of his hand and glanced at the little policeman, um, he is a lucky young man, so he said in a calm tone, "It's okay, what's the matter with this rat?"

The little policeman quietly kicked the person who was lying on the ground and said angrily: "This bastard is a fraudster! He has cheated several elderly people of their pension funds! An elderly person was even sent to the hospital by him! "

"I squatted for several days to get to this bastard! Thanks to your help, Uncle, otherwise he might really have run away!"

Zhang Daoling pretended not to see the policeman's petty movements, then nodded, and said flatly, "It's really hateful."

Hearing what the little policeman said, the man who was handcuffed had a face full of indifference, and sneered at the little policeman: "It's their stupidity to be cheated! I tell you, you'd better let me go quickly."

"My father is the elder of Longhushan, and the Daoist Association dare not mess with him!"

"If you are sensible now, you can honestly untie the handcuffs for me, and I will pretend nothing happened."

"Otherwise, I will sit in the bureau for 2 minutes at most, and you will be laid off!"

The little policeman was furious, his two eyeballs were as round as a bell, and he roared: "You really dare to say, let alone your father is an elder, it is useless to be the ancestor of Longhushan!"

"To provoke a public official is an extra crime!"

"Mother Gan Lin, wait until you are laid off!"

The little policeman suppressed his anger and said to Zhang Daoling: "Thank you for your help, I'm going to bring this bastard back to the scene now."

Zhang Daoling glanced at the little policeman thoughtfully, and said, "Wait, what does he mean by Longhushan, and what do you mean by being laid off?"

"Heh, you don't even know Longhushan, the first mountain of Taoism, even the high-level officials have to kneel down and kowtow nine times to worship the ancestors when they arrive at Longhushan!"

The young man with mischievous eyebrows laughed wildly and said: "My dad is the elder of Longhushan. When the mayor, secretary, or secretary sees him, he must respectfully call out to master. It's really easy to lay off a small policeman! Wait! Pack your bags and get out!"

The little policeman was furious, and his face turned red: "You are justified for doing evil everywhere!"

"I'm happy, I'm happy, can you control you! Dogs meddle in other people's business! Your bureau chiefs dare not touch me, you f*cking eater!"

Zhang Daoling silently looked at the young man who was still shouting, and knocked him unconscious with a slap on the head.

Simply snap, the world is instantly clean.

Little policeman: "..."

This uncle seems to be a bit powerful.

"Is what he said true?" Zhang Daoling's eyes were as deep as ink, and he said without anger: "The people in Longhu Mountain can do evil and no one dares to control them?"

The little policeman scratched his face in embarrassment, and said in a very low voice under Zhang Daoling's gaze: "Well..."

"Actually, the leaders and colleagues also told me to leave it alone, but I couldn't bear it with my conscience..."

"He's right, maybe I'll have to let him go when the first call comes..."

The little policeman is actually very clear that he should not say these things to a stranger, which has violated his professional ethics and professionalism.

but.

The little policeman, Nei Niu, was thinking all over his face. For some reason, he didn't dare to hide or deceive in front of this uncle.

There is always a false sense that if you tell a lie, you will go to hell immediately jio.

super scary.

The author has something to say: Little policeman: trembling.JPG

Zhang Daoling: Hehe.

Our community has been diagnosed, just in the building next door...

Be safe everyone, good night.

Thanks to the fat friends who irrigate the nutrient solution: 2 bottles of maple balm;

Thank you very much for your support to me, safety first, everyone should be careful.