my years as the chosen one

Tao Juze rolled his eyes at Taotie, making Taotie laugh out loud.

Zhao Ji and Zhang Daoling looked at Taotie who couldn't help laughing, and gave him a look of pity.

Have a good laugh now, maybe you won't be able to stop laughing soon.

Tao Tao will definitely not let you go.

Sun Wukong scratched his chin with his hands, squinted his eyes for a few seconds at the shining bald head in the distance, and then silently looked away.

Involuntarily, Sun Wukong's mind flashed the scene of him being blinded by monkey eyes every time there was a grand meeting in the West after he became a fighting Buddha.

The Buddha's light shines everywhere, and the bald head shines brightly.

That is called real spiritual pollution. No wonder everyone closed their eyes when chanting sutras. If they opened their eyes, they would be blind.

It was an unspeakable torture, it was too miserable.

... Great Holy Lord, you have really worked hard, you have worked hard, you have worked hard.

The distance between everyone in Lingju Village and the shiny bald head is getting closer and closer.

then.

"Hello!" The bald man showed his big white teeth, stood upright with a snap, and saluted them.

Especially imposing.

Tao Juze stared at the big glowing bald head with wide eyes, this standard posture...

Monkey King smiled at the big light bulb, and said very friendly: "Hello, we are from Lingju Village, are you here to pick us up?"

The bald man looked a little excited, but he tried his best to suppress his emotions, and said calmly: "Yes, yes, I was sent by Young Master Chen Ze to escort everyone to the capital safely."

"My surname is Chen, and everyone can call me Xiao Chen."

On the surface, Xiao Chen with a big bald head looks like he is doing business, but in fact, thousands of salutes are already firing at the same time in his heart.

Live! ! !

A live anchor of Lingju Village! ! !

A living martial arts master! ! !

Ahhh, young master, I love you forever! !

Among so many brothers, the one who can be picked by the young master to pick him up is simply the chosen one! !

Taotie glanced at the big shiny bald head, his throat moved slightly, the color and shape.

It really looks like a round, peeled boiled egg.

hungry.

"Safe escort?" Sun Wukong noticed the word "safety", and asked with interest: "Could it be that there will be countless demons and ghosts and difficulties and obstacles along the way?"

"Hey, it doesn't matter if I have, but I haven't worked a muscle in a long time."

Sun Wukong rubbed his wrists and said in a good mood: "Come one to fight one, come two to destroy one pair~"

Everyone in Lingju Village looked at Monkey King who was eager to try and fight in silence. You just want to cause trouble when you just leave the village?

Yang Jian looked at Monkey King calmly and smiled slightly.

It would be good if the monkey could be quieter, but it would be even better if it fights and causes trouble.

In this way, he has a reason to escort the monkey back to the heaven, and never allow him to come down again.

Tao Tao has been in too much contact with this monkey recently, and he has a little tendency to want to imitate it.

Instead of waiting until the dam breaks to control the water, it is better to evaporate the flood from the source.

Not to mention the thoughts of everyone in Lingju Village, the bald-headed Xiao Chen stood up on the spot, and said incoherently: "No, no, no, there are no difficulties and obstacles, and there are no ghosts and ghosts!"

"The young master said that although you are proficient in all eighteen martial arts, none of you can drive! So I am actually your driver today!"

"Drive everyone to the airport, and then fly to the capital, the young master will be waiting at the airport to pick you up!"

Little Chen with a big bald head was obviously impatient, a little sweat appeared on his forehead, and his whole head looked even more shiny under the sunlight.

After listening to the big bald head's words, everyone in Lingju village, including Yang Jian, fell silent.

They...don't really know how to drive.

Speaking of why it sounds quite normal, but after a closer look, there seems to be something wrong.

Taotie moved his gaze away from Xiaochen's head, and couldn't look any further, the more he looked, the hungrier he became.

It's you!It's you!Poached eggs dipped in white vinegar!

Tao Juze laughed twice, and said: "It's all right, don't worry, Brother Kong Kong is just joking with you."

"Brother Kongkong is very humorous."

Tao Juze explained with a smile, and then complained silently in his heart.

It seems that the boss was really stimulated in the village before, and it has been so long that he still can't let go.

Well, well, although the people in the village are walking bugs, everyone really can't drive, and the boss didn't say anything wrong.

After listening to Tao Juze's words, Xiao Chen's tense muscles relaxed, but his spirit became even more tense.

His young master had told him not to believe that people in this village said that he was joking.

What other people say about joking is the kind where everyone has fun together, but the people in this village, what they say about joking means laughing after playing with others...

Especially the cruel kind!

"Okay, let's get in the car." Zhao Ji smiled kindly, and said, "I still have to hurry, I really want to try the feeling of flying."

Taotie, Zhang Daoling and Monkey King all nodded.

Yes, yes, the human race is really powerful. Without the blessing of magic, they can actually make iron cans fly in the sky.

Xiao Chen glanced at Zhao Ji gratefully, and then made a gesture of invitation: "Everyone, please get in the car."

Everyone in Lingju Village nodded and got into the car.

Xiao Chen with a big bald head stepped on the gas pedal and left in the dust after everyone sat down.

Except for Yang Jian and Tao Juze, the other four were all very excited about this trip.

capital!

Here they come!

......

Capital, International Airport T3 Floor.

Everyone in Lingju Village arrived at the Capital International Airport without any hindrance, and then successfully met with Chen Ze who was waiting for them at the special passage of the airport.

Tao Juze gave Chen Ze a warm hug, "Here we come, Boss~ Do you miss me?"

Chen Ze said in a particularly good mood: "Think about it, you can't think about it any more."

Tao Juze nodded contentedly, and ran back to Yang Jian's side.

Chen Ze looked at the other people in Lingju Village and said with a smile: "Brother Yang, Uncle Zhao, Brother Xiaotie, Brother Kong Kong and Uncle Zhang, you have worked hard all the way... Brother Tie, what's wrong with you?"

Chen Ze looked at Xiao Tie, who was supported by Monkey King with his pale face and dull eyes, and asked with some puzzlement: "Is it hypoglycemia? I have chocolate here, Brother Tie, you can eat some."

Everyone in Lingju Village laughed when they heard Chen Ze's words. Anyone can have hypoglycemia, how could he be hypoglycemic.

Tao Juze glanced at Taotie maliciously, and said softly: "Oh, my dear brother Tie, how are you feeling now, aren't you particularly good~"

Taotie's eyelids drooped, and he pretended not to hear Tao Juze's words.

Zhao Ji and Zhang Daoling shook their heads with a broken smile, the situation was changing, one second it was Tao Tie making fun of Tao Tao's going bald, and the next second it was Tao Tao watching Tao Tie with his hands on his hips.

"It's nothing, just airsick." Sun Wukong looked at Chen Ze and bared his teeth, and explained: "The first time we sat, we were all fine, but Xiaotie couldn't do it at all."

Taotie whispered weakly, "I hate airplanes."

Chen Ze couldn't help laughing, and hurriedly said, "Then let's go back and rest."

"In the evening, I have arranged a banquet in the Qiankun Pavilion to welcome everyone, but seeing Brother Tie like this, I'm afraid I won't be able to go."

"No!" Taotie raised his eyelids, although his face was pale but his eyes were very firm: "I think I can still save it."

"Just let me rest for 10 minutes."

"Nothing will stop me from eating! Nothing!"

Everyone was speechless looking at Tao Tie who was obviously still breathing but actively wanted to eat, and applauded him in their hearts.

This kind of perseverance is worth learning from.

In the distance, a man wearing sunglasses and a black suit quietly walked to Chen Ze's side, and whispered a few words in his ear.

Chen Ze's face changed slightly, he looked at Tao Juze and asked, "Did Brother Tie take a photo with the flight attendant?"

Tao Juze was stunned for a moment, then nodded: "Yes, brother Tie was in good spirits when he got on the plane."

"But it's not a flight attendant, it's a flight attendant. The service attitude of the guy paper is very good, give me a thumbs up."

"There are no people on the plane, just us." Sun Wukong said with a little emotion: "Obviously when I surfed the Internet, the plane was full of people."

Zhao Ji also murmured in a low voice: "I didn't see anyone after getting off the plane. It's really strange. Shouldn't it be crowded with people? Could it be that everything said on the Internet is false?"

The corner of Chen Ze's mouth twitched: "There is no one on the plane because I reserved the first-class cabin, and no one is there after getting on and off the plane because everyone is using a special passage."

"What am I going to spend so much money on... Sigh, your whereabouts were leaked in the end." Chen Ze shook his head helplessly: "If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have spent such a waste of money."

"The flight attendant posted the group photo just now, and now it's all over the Internet."

"I didn't expect that I would take all precautions and lose to the photo of Xiao Tie and the flight attendant. It's really a hundred secrets."

Chen Ze thought with a bit of a headache, he should have changed the flight attendant back then.

This time it was really a mistake.

Tao Juze shrugged his shoulders towards Chen Ze, and said calmly: "It's not my fault, why didn't you tell me in advance, Boss."

"Besides, it's not a big deal, after all Brother Tie and Uncle Zhao said during the live broadcast that they would come to the capital to play."

Chen Ze sighed, and said with a slight toothache: "But you didn't say the specific time, forget it, let's leave quickly, or we might not be able to leave later."

After finishing speaking, Chen Ze led the crowd out of the airport.

Sun Wukong followed behind Chen Ze, tilted his head and asked curiously: "Why can't we leave? Will we be invited to drink tea?"

If everyone is invited to drink tea together, then he is not the only monkey in Lingju Village who has been imprisoned, Sun Wukong thought in his heart.

...Why did you, Dasheng, have a fight with tea?This tea is not good!No!good!drink!

Chen Ze, who was leading the way, turned his head and took a deep look at the unconsciously cute Monkey King, and said with a smile, "Because everyone wants to know you."

"You have too many fans."

Can you hermits have a little self-consciousness as an expert!

How embarrassing are the high-level people who want to hug their thighs with your tone and attitude!

Tao Juze looked at Chen Ze who was hurriedly leading the way, and raised the corners of his mouth very unobviously.

Yang Jian noticed the slight change in Tao Juze's expression, but he didn't ask or say anything.

Tao Tao was indeed well educated by him.

Don't ask why.

......

The capital, Chen Ze's private villa.

"Huh, fortunately I reacted quickly." Chen Ze leaned on the sofa and let out a long breath, "Otherwise we would all be stuck in the airport now."

Yang Jian sat across from Chen Ze, and upon hearing this, he just glanced at him and didn't speak.

Taotie lay straight on the sofa, his eyes turned into coils of mosquito coils, feeling like the world was spinning.

It would kill him to get in the car again after he got airsick.

Brothers Zhao Ji and Zhang Daoling were standing in front of a fish tank, discussing whether the fish in it were male or female.

Tao Juze took a glass of water and sat beside Taotie, patted his stomach and said, "Get up and drink some water before lying down."

Go back to gossip, go back to gossip, Tao Juze still cares about Taotie very much.

Taotie struggled to sit up, and then lay down after drinking the water a little touched.

Chen Ze: "This villa belongs to me. It is vacant on weekdays and almost never lived in. Everyone should live here during the time in the capital."

Tao Juze was patting Taotie's stomach, and said with a smile, "Then we won't be polite."

Chen Ze waved his hands and said with a smile: "What are you being polite about, they are all my brothers."

Chen Ze looked at Uncle Zhao who was admiring the fish, then at Brother Tie who was lying on the sofa pretending to be dead, and said to Tao Juze, "Let me tell you about the competition first."

Tao Juze immediately sat upright and said he was listening.

"The cooking competition is a competition between five countries: Hua Country, Neon Island Country, M Country, F Country, and Y Country."

"The competition lasts for three days, and there are no third and second runners-up in this competition, only the champion."

Chen Ze paused, and continued: "In other words, there will only be one champion left in the field."

"Each country can compete with one person. Two people will be eliminated on the first day, one person will be eliminated on the second day, and the third day will be the championship match."

Tao Juze thought for a while and said very sincerely: "The number of people in this competition is a bit small."

Chen Ze waved his hand and said, "That's because you don't know how terrifying the preliminaries are."

"Originally, Huaguo's contestant was the second son's grandfather, Mr. Chen, who is currently one of the leaders of the Huaxia Cuisine Alliance."

"However, I heard that Uncle Zhao is going to participate in the competition. Mr. Chen asked to compete with Uncle Zhao. Whoever wins will win."

Chen Ze smiled at Tao Juze, and threw a meaningful look: "The kind of face-to-face competition."

"The Big Stomach King competition has the same rules this time. Originally, Huaguo has already appointed personnel. Now, brother Tie will also compete with the already appointed personnel."

Chen Ze looked at Zhao Ji and Zhang Daoling who stopped looking at the fish and stood behind Tao Juze, and said seriously: "If you have any questions, you can ask them, and I will explain them to you."

Zhao Ji and Zhang Daoling looked at each other, Zhao Ji rubbed his hands, and said a little embarrassedly: "Well, Chen Ze... I have a question to ask you."

Chen Ze immediately said, "Speak, I'll listen."

Zhao Ji: "I want to ask, is there a female fish among the two fish in the fish tank?"

Chen Ze was stunned for a moment: "..."

"What fish, what fish?" Tao Juze's mind was immediately attracted, and he ran to the fish tank in a hurry: "Let me take a look~"

Yang Jian also stood up and followed Tao Juze to watch the fish.

A mouthful of old blood was stuck in Chen Ze's throat, and he choked to death. After a while, he pretended to be calm and smiled and said, "I don't know about that either. I didn't buy this fish."

"It would be miserable if they were all male, and they don't even have a date." Zhao Ji shook his head and said with emotion.

Zhang Daoling also took a sympathetic look at the fish tank not far away, it was really miserable.

Chen Ze: "..."

Tao Juze put his face on the fish tank, opened his eyes and looked at the two ornamental fish inside, hey, one is black and the other is red, they are both quite beautiful.

"Why does this red fish keep whipping this black fish with its tail? The black one has blinded its own big man for nothing, but it still has its tail!"

Tao Juze muttered in a low voice, the red fish's temper was too bad, the poor big black fish was being whipped all the time.

Yang Jian looked at the fish, and then at Tao Juze, with an indistinct smile on the corners of his eyes.

"Chen Ze, I, I also have something to ask!" Taotie, who was pretending to be dead, raised his hand tremblingly, and said weakly, "Can I ask a question?"

Chen Ze, who was in a bad mood, immediately looked over expectantly, and said repeatedly: "Of course, of course, brother Tie, tell me, I'll listen."

Taotie reached out and touched his pocket, then handed Chen Ze a piece of letter paper folded into a square, and said angrily, "Tell me where I can buy these things...."

"I'm going to die without these things..."

"It's still the kind of death that is particularly miserable, with no bones left..."

Chen Ze took the letter paper with a solemn expression, countless thoughts flashed through his mind for a moment, and then he opened the letter paper extremely cautiously.

Something that can make Brother Tie say that is bound to be extremely precious.

Possibly even one he had never heard of!

After taking a deep breath, Chen Ze looked up bravely, and saw neatly written on the letter paper:

A full set of nail polish of a certain brand, a full set of rainbow new series of lipsticks, a full set of bikinis of a certain brand...

A total of 64 items.

Chen Ze calmly read the contents of the letter and closed his eyes, feeling that he was still too young and naive.

Still not calm enough, not calm enough.

Otherwise, why would he feel dizzy and chest tight and even want to vomit blood?

...Don't make it difficult for yourself, and don't always find your own problems. Look at it, how beautiful the world is.

"Can I buy it?"

Taotie was totally unaware of the turmoil in Chen Ze's heart, and continued to say: "Small money is not a problem, but the little brother Tianlu, who is in charge of our village account, approved the note for me~reimbursement in full~"

Zhang Daoling and Zhao Ji shook their heads at the same time, Tianlu is really good at pleasing the girls in the village.

Does he still remember that he is a Pixiu who can only get in and out, alas.

Chen Ze put away the note silently, with a decent smile on his face: "I'll ask someone to buy it for me."

Taotie: "Thank you, just let me know how much money you spent."

Chen Ze nodded with a smile, and then asked, "Is there anything you don't know about the game?"

Chen Ze thought, it must be because he didn't add the word "competition" just now that Uncle Zhao and the others misunderstood, and now that he added it, there must be no problem.

Well, if you know your mistakes, you can improve them. The words of our ancestors are indeed true.

then.

"No problem, I understand."

Zhao Ji smiled honestly and said, "Is it four games, I understand."

Taotie also shook his jio, "Hey, I don't know if the food provided by the competition is enough for me."

"But I really like this big eater competition, eating is free! It's more cost-effective than that buffet!"

Taotie thought happily, if you pay to eat until you are full, if you don’t pay to eat until you are full, it is better not to pay!

Tao Juze, who came back from watching the fish walk, looked at Tao Tie speechlessly, he was a little suspicious of Tao Tie's species now.

Are you really a glutton and not a Pixiu? !

Chen Ze was silent for a while, then his eyes fell on Tao Juze.

Heavy and complex.

Tao Juze: "?"

What is the boss doing looking at him like that?Is there something on his face?

Tao Juze quickly turned his face to look at Yang Jian and asked, "Second brother, check if there is anything on my face."

Yang Jian looked at it carefully, then shook his head: "No."

Only then did Tao Juze feel relieved and went to pat Taotie's stomach.

Chen Ze who sees everything in his eyes: "..."

Ha ha.

Yang Jian sat back on the sofa, looked at Tao Juze who was bickering with Taotie again, and asked lightly, "When is the match?"

Chen Ze regained his energy immediately, and said, "The competition will be held seven days later. Now, we just need to wait for the duel between Uncle Zhao and Mr. Chen, Brother Xiao Tie and the confirmed personnel to submit to Zhao and Ke, and submit the list of winners."

"Once the list is officially submitted, it cannot be changed."

Tao Juze squinted at Chen Ze, who was leaking his words, and laughed strangely a few times.

The corners of Chen Ze's mouth trembled, you can still hear me when you are arguing with brother Tie?

Use one mind and two tasks, see what you can do, why not go to the sky and stand side by side with the sun.

"It's early."

Yang Jian said calmly, "I should come later."

Tao Juze also nodded, if he stayed outside for too long, it would do all harm to Lingju Village but not any benefit.

"I will take the blame."

Chen Ze sighed: "I calculated according to the official speed of work, but I didn't expect that the speed of the official work this time is as fast as riding on a rocket."

"Even I find it a bit unbelievable."

Tao Juze quickly comforted Chen Ze, "This plan can't keep up with the changes. It's better to come early than late, boss, don't blame yourself."

Yang Jian also glanced at Chen Ze: "Don't take it to heart."

"In this case, we can go around the capital."

Taotie raised his feet and said in a good mood: "The capital is so big, I want to go around."

Tao Juze looked at Taotie, and said very gently: "You are dreaming."

Taotie: "..."

"Your face is like a walking light bulb now, do you want to be chased and intercepted by fans, then cry and beat the demons and let the police uncles rescue you?"

Tao Juze said softly: "Hey, don't make trouble for everyone, be obedient."

Taotie: "..."

What's the matter with this tone like coaxing a child?

Taotie: "Then you can't let me stay in the house all the time, can you? You're not afraid of boring me out of anything."

Tao Juze raised his head and muttered: "That's true, everyone has a responsibility to care for children..."

Taotie: "..."

Also children.

A fraction of my age is older than you.

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Take a deep breath, the smell of fried meat.

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