my years as the chosen one
Chapter 117 Bonding & Education
The ears of the brothers of the Chen family pricked up, is it really coming?
"Isn't the Big Eater Competition and the Cooking Competition both scheduled in our capital? Originally, people from Lingju Village were lazy to participate."
Although Nihong was jumping and clamoring fiercely, this time Huaguo's attitude was very tough, and he didn't care about them at all. He had to either roll over to participate in the competition or bid farewell directly, choose one of the two.
The neon island country that was clamoring suddenly withered, and fell down obediently, choosing to roll over by itself.
"But a few days ago, San'er suddenly called and said that Uncle Zhao and Brother Xiao Tie were going to compete, and asked me to sign up for them."
Chen Ze smiled: "I had already given up hope, but I didn't expect a surprise in the end."
Chen Feng looked at Chen Ze silently, since he went to Lingju Village, his younger brother seemed to have become the number one fan of Lingju Village.
The kind with a filter of [-] meters.
Chen Ze thumped his shoulder with one hand, and said slowly: "San'er and Brother Yang are definitely coming, but San'er said that he is not yet sure who to bring to the capital, and he will let me know when he thinks it over." of."
Chen Feng hurriedly sat next to his younger brother, then pinched his shoulders for him, and asked nervously: "What's the matter, is your shoulder sore? Tomorrow I'll ask Dr. Chen to come over and show you."
Chen Ze's little heart skipped a beat, and he shivered involuntarily.
Doctor Chen?
Well, his medical skills are pretty good, but it’s a pity that he is a Chinese medicine doctor who likes to play with needles...Brother, are you trying to turn me into a hedgehog?
"Thank you brother for your kindness, but I don't need it."
Chen Ze rejected his elder brother with a firm face, and said coldly: "The strength of the right hand should be lighter, and the strength of the left hand should be a little heavier."
Chen Feng quickly followed Chen Ze's words and adjusted his strength, very docile.
The brothers of the Chen family sat on the sofa and watched the interaction between Chen Feng and Chen Ze eagerly, their eyes filled with envy.
They also want to pinch Ozawa...
Why does Chen Feng always eat by himself? Could there be some brotherhood?
Chen Feng seemed as steady as an old dog, but he pinched his little brother's shoulder happily, feeling the joy of being an older brother.
Ah, he hasn't heard the coquettish tone of his younger brother for a long time.
My heart is very comforting, my heart is very comforting.
"What do you think of what I told you before?" Chen Feng, who was addicted to pinching his shoulders, suddenly remembered the business, and asked.
The brothers from the Chen family who were pinching Chen Feng's villain in their hearts were revived instantly, and the old Gao with pricked ears waited intently for Chen Ze to speak.
Chen Ze smiled and said lightly, "Excuse me, I don't think so."
"Before I went to Lingju Village, I still had some hope for your idea, brother."
Chen Ze's eyes stopped on the oranges on the coffee table, and he said with an inexplicable expression: "It's true that those who don't know are not afraid. We are the ones talking about us."
Chen Feng frowned slightly, a little puzzled by what his younger brother said.
A light bulb was lit on the heads of the brothers of the Chen family. Chen Mo, who was sitting on the edge of the sofa closest to the fruit plate, quickly picked up an orange and began to peel it. He said while peeling: "Xiao Ze wants to eat oranges, brother Come and peel it for you."
The rest of the people looked at Chen Mo with fiery eyes, this guy is really a thief!
Damn it was preempted by him!
Chen Ze's eyes shifted from the oranges on the coffee table to Chen Mo who was peeling the oranges, he smiled at him, and nodded slightly.
I want to eat a little bit.
Without changing his face, Chen Feng added Chen Mo's name to the death list in his heart, looked at Chen Ze and said gently: "I have never seen our confident Ozawa show such an unconfident side."
The other four Chen Jiaerlang wrote down Chen Mo's strokes in the small notebook in their hearts, and then nodded.
Chen Ze smiled wryly, and said, "It's not that I'm not confident...Brother, it's been a long time, have you researched a replica of the Rainstorm Pear Blossom Needle?"
The voice fell, and there was silence in the living room.
After half an hour.
Chen Feng sighed, shook his head and said, "No."
This sentence was like a switch, the originally quiet living room suddenly became lively, and the brothers of the Chen family started chattering loudly again.
"The technical department has developed four different images! It looks quite similar in appearance, but it's a pity that the lethality is like a toy!"
"Yes, we tested the lethality of the rainstorm pear blossom needle brought back by Ozawa, and came to the final conclusion that no one survived the attack."
"The point is that we can't analyze the material, and the parts inside are too delicate to express in words..."
"It's so miserable to guard a rice mountain and only look at it."
"I even suspect that we can't make it even if we have blueprints. Heh, why is there such a big gap between people."
Chen Ze looked at the noisy cousins and threw a bomb with a smile: "But in the eyes of Lingju Villagers, this can only be regarded as a small toy."
"It can't even be called an object, it can only be called a gadget."
The brothers of the Chen family: ".....!!!"
Even Chen Feng couldn't help showing a shocked expression.
Chen Ze looked at everyone's shocked expressions with satisfaction. This is the reaction a normal person should have, and he should look like he has never seen the world.
The people in Lingju Village are all walking bugs, which cannot be counted as normal people.
"Xiao Ze, is what you said true?" Chen Mo handed the peeled orange to Chen Ze, and asked excitedly, "Is it really so powerful?"
Chen Ze took the orange and nodded: "There is nothing Lingju Village can't do unless you can't think of it."
"Regardless of men and women, everyone's force value is against the sky, the kind that one person can be worth thousands of troops."
Chen Feng frowned slightly: "Tao Juze too?"
No way, they have pulled out all the information about Tao Juze, and they can't see that he has a force value against the sky.
Unless he can pretend to deceive everyone.
Chen Ze: "..."
His brother is so powerful, he grasped the point at once.
The corners of Chen Ze's mouth twitched, and he sighed while leaning his forehead: "Let me correct it, except for Tao Juze, the military strength of the whole village is beyond heaven."
Chen Feng nodded and heaved a sigh of relief.
The brothers of the Chen family looked at each other, Chen Mo took the lead and said, "We are a little curious why Tao Juze doesn't have a force value against the sky, do you know, Ozawa?"
Chen Ze squinted his eyes: "Because you guys don't even know how spoiled San'er is in the village. People in the village want the stars and don't give the moon to him... No, they just give the moon and stars to him went before."
"Everyone treats him like a puppet. I can only rejoice that San'er can grow up healthy and strong in this deformed doting atmosphere and not go down the wrong path of being anti-social and anti-national."
Chen Ze took a deep breath, and suddenly said with a heavy heart: "If San'er really goes astray, I don't think the people in Lingju Village will stop him at all, and they will even help the tyrant to do evil, and finally the whole village will go astray."
"The consequences are simply unimaginable."
The Chen family brothers were all silent.
After a while, Chen Mo smacked his lips and said with emotion: "Now I really understand what it means to be the one who wins the peaches."
This frankly controlling a person is equivalent to gaining all the power of the hermits in Lingju Village.
Damn, suddenly he wants to steal peaches too!
"So brother, your idea is very good, but it is not practical."
Chen Ze dragged the topic back: "The people in Lingju Village will never be recruited by the army. They all possess unique skills, follow their own will, and regard royal power and wealth as floating clouds."
"They cannot be moved materially, and spiritually...then let alone."
Chen Feng looked at his younger brother silently, without speaking.
"But I have an idea."
Chen Ze looked at his brothers who were silent, and said slowly, "We can save the country with curves."
"People in Lingju Village cannot be drawn into the army, but the best thing to do is to ask them to give advice."
"Although each military region has its own ace soldiers, in fact, their abilities are not much different."
Chen Ze lowered his eyes, and said with a soft smile: "If we can widen the gap in this place... Maybe the ace soldiers from other military regions will pack their bags and jump into the big bowl of the Eastern Military Region where our home is located. .”
Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, even the military department with strict discipline to defend the country.
#It’s a tradition for troops to poach each other’s feet#
#人去高士水流下,whose fist is big will have to listen to who#
#嘿嘿young man, I see that you have a clear bone and extraordinary talent, why don't you come to our army to play duck~#
The brothers of the Chen family looked at Chen Ze, with a strange gleam in their eyes, and they became fussy again.
"Teaching a man how to fish is worse than giving him a fish! Ozawa, you are so smart!"
"I've been coveting the ace soldiers of the Central Military Region next door for a long time! All of them are good seedlings!"
"Hahahaha, yes, if we take the initiative to poach people, we will still be beaten. If these veterans pack their bags and report by themselves, they will be transferred...ahhahaha~"
"If this is the case, I will go to the Zhao family's military area eight times a day! I will walk the dog with a cigarette in my waist!"
The brothers of the Chen family rubbed their hands excitedly, how could their family's Ozawa be so smart!
Chen Feng: "Then how can we invite them? Ozawa, will you come forward?"
Chen Ze smiled and shook his head: "I don't have that much face to invite people from Lingju Village."
The brothers of the Chen family: "..."
"But I know that San'er admires soldiers very much."
Chen Ze stuffed a piece of orange into his mouth, and the sweet taste made his eyes curl up: "We can invite him to the military area to take a look."
"Grab San'er's mind, increase his favorability with the army, and then I will fan the flames and babble a few more words."
Chen Ze didn't realize that his words seemed to be somewhat ambiguous, and continued: "As long as Tao Zi happily runs into the bowl and sits obediently, then the whole peach tree that raises Tao Zi will naturally take root in the bowl."
Chen Feng and his cousins looked at each other for a while before looking at Chen Ze and asking, "What should we do?"
Chen Feng knew that his younger brother was extremely intelligent since he was a child, since he could make this suggestion, he must have a whole plan.
The watertight kind.
as predicted.
Chen Ze frowned and said, "It's a rule that ordinary people can't enter the military zone casually."
"The people who can enter must be people related to the military region. You can give Tao Juze'an a name, such as a special person from the Eastern Army. I believe brothers can do this."
Chen Feng nodded silently, this is no problem.
Chen Ze was in a good mood and continued: "And isn't there a friendly exchange match with a foreign country recently? I will take San'er into the zone with the excuse of watching the excitement."
"As long as San'er enters the military area, Brother Yang will definitely enter too."
Chen Ze paused for a moment and added: "Brother Yang has a very high status in Lingju Village. I heard from San'er that the patriarch of Lingju Village has also handed over the right of whether the villagers can leave the village to him, so as long as Brother Yang can If you cheat, all other problems will be solved.”
"Brothers, you must remember that no matter how you name your names, you must be firmly tied to the Eastern Army Region where our family is located."
Chen Ze smiled like a spring breeze, and reminded: "Don't make wedding dresses for other military regions by making all the secrets."
The brothers of the Chen family nodded seriously, what a joke, if such a thing really happened, we might as well collectively sue ourselves.
Chen Feng looked at his younger brother who smiled softly like a little white rabbit and asked, "Does Ozawa still want to eat oranges?"
Hurry up and eat, hurry up and eat, brother, I will peel oranges for you~
Chen Ze shook his head, "I won't eat, I'm a little hungry, I want to eat."
Chen Feng glanced at the yellow oranges with regret, and said calmly, "Then let's go eat."
Alas, it is true that the first attack is the strong one, and the second attack is the disaster.
Remember Chen Mo again!
Chen Ze nodded, then stood up and walked towards the restaurant, followed by a string of little tails.
I don't know if Gu Chen has finished processing the documents, so call him after dinner, Chen Ze thought in his heart.
This is a model of doing what you do and loving what you do, being obsessed with work and unable to extricate yourself.
Really dedicated!
.....
Lingju Village in late autumn is so quiet and beautiful, and the world is stable.
Lingju Village under the vast galaxy, the main house of the Tao family.
"Take me! Be sure to take me!!" Huang Cang pressed his hands on Tao Juze's shoulders, and said excitedly, "I want to go out to play too!"
Tao Juze tried his best to break free from Huang Xiaocang's clutches, rolled to Yang Jian's side, looked at Huang Cang whose eyes had turned into little stars with the corner of his mouth twitching, and said coldly: "No, you want to live broadcast."
Huang Cang said angrily: "Then why can Uncle Zhao and the others go out to play!"
Tao Juze shrugged his shoulders, "Uncle Zhao and the others are going to the competition! Do you understand if you are doing business? They are not going out to play."
"Second brother, don't drink tea, you can also say something."
Hearing this, Yang Jian put down the teacup in his hand, looked at Huang Cang and said, "That's true."
Huang Cang became even angrier, pointing at Sun Wukong who was squatting on the grand teacher's chair without hesitation, and roared: "Then why can brother Kong Kong go out! Could it be that he is also going to participate in the competition?!"
Tao Juze's eyes drifted instantly, pretending not to hear Huang Cang's question.
What's wrong with the idol wanting to go out!He tore down the door and I handed him the tools!
...that's the kind of legend where crazy fans, sanity and principles run away en masse.
"It's really not safe to let him stay in the village alone." Yang Jian said to Huang Cang calmly: "Dangerous monkeys must be kept under your nose to be at ease. I don't want me to go out and come back and find this monkey messed with me again What happened."
Huang Cang was speechless for a moment, not to mention whether what Zhenjun said was right or not, it was enough for Zhenjun to explain to him so carefully.
He has to know.
The Xiaotian dog lying on the ground and yawning raised his eyelids to look at Huang Cang, then sighed silently.
His little friend really does not cry when he sees the coffin, and he will never die until he reaches the Yellow River.
It is said that the master has been in a good mood since he defeated Fan, and now he even talks a little more!
Hope to keep it up!The owner's happiness is the most important thing!
... Poor Xiaotian only sees the surface of things but does not see the deeper things. It is really gratifying, gratifying to congratulate.
Sun Wukong smirked at Huang Cang, waved his hands and said, "Don't be angry, Dahuang, I'll bring you a gift later."
"I'll still send you photos! Don't worry, although I'm outside the village, my heart is still in the village~"
Huang Cang turned his head to look at Monkey King for a while, then changed back to his original form with a swipe, and rushed towards Monkey King with flapping wings and fur.
He wants to peck the three tufts of yellow monkey hairs on the head of the great saint until he is bald!
Ji Nao Hou Tiao and Ren were laughing, and after a long time of fussing, the room became quiet.
Tao Juze looked at Monkey King who had successfully subdued Huang Xiaocang, and asked with a smile: "Brother Kongkong's scratching posture is very standard, have you practiced it?"
Sun Wukong held Huangcang's two jitter wings and smiled proudly: "Do you still need to learn how to grasp jiji? I am called self-taught hahaha."
Huang Cang shook his paws in the air, and the round eyes of Xiaodou were full of depression.
"Okay, okay, Huang Xiaocang, don't be angry."
Tao Juze leaned on Yang Jian's body and said in a good mood: "We are indeed just going out to compete this time, and we will come back after the competition."
"It won't stay for long. Although the big boss kindly let go, it doesn't mean we can really make progress."
Tao Juze said earnestly: "Live broadcasting is still the main way for our village to earn merit points. If we occasionally show up in the village or something, just use it as a catalyst."
"I'm not boasting, the human race is really smart." Tao Juze opened his mouth and yawned, and said slowly: "If the people of our village stay outside for too long, they might show their feet."
Sun Wukong smiled at Tao Juze, then changed the Huang Xiaocang he was carrying into his arms, his eyes rolled around, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
Tao Juze patted his face with both hands, and said seriously: "You can't reveal your identity, or the big boss will definitely be angry."
There will be a sky thunder or something at every turn, who can bear it.
"The setting of our village is mysterious, so that the outside world will never find out our bottom line."
Yang Jian glanced at Tao Juze, and handed him the teacup in his hand.
"Thank you, Second Brother." Tao Juze took a sip from the teacup and continued, "I believe our village will have no problems in this competition."
Compete with Taotie who eats more, and compare with Zaojun Siming who is better at cooking.
It's all old birthday stars who hang themselves and think they have a long life.
Tao Juze: "So winning is not the point, the point is how to win."
Huang Cang shook the cockscomb, and opened his mouth: "What do you mean?"
Tao Juze smiled, and did not answer Huang Cang's question, but continued: "At first I thought it was our Huaguo's own competition, because our village is all local immortals of Huaguo, so I still wanted to let Uncle Zhao give it to everyone. Save some face."
"It's already a foul for the gods to compete with the human race. Of course, you have to be merciful."
"It's a pity that I didn't expect it to be a match between China and other countries, especially the Neon Island country."
Tao Juze's eyes became a little colder, although the curvature of the corners of his mouth remained the same, it made people feel no warmth at all, "Neon Island has always advertised itself as a craftsman spirit, and kept belittling Huaguo's cooking skills... The anchors who mocked our Lingju Village on the Internet are all low-level people."
"Since the visitor is not kind, there is no need to save face."
"I'm going to make the people of Neon Isle kneel and sing about conquest."
Tao Juze chuckled, and said in a sinister way, "Our village believes in an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth."
"Repaying grievances with kindness is nonsense, and stopping killing with killing is the right way."
Yang Jian looked at Tao Juze tenderly, reached out and touched his head, feeling that his education was very successful.
Look, isn't the grievance very clear?
...to tell the truth, the palace of justice in the heavens is really a pill.
Huang Cang shook his body, and then hugged Sun Wukong's arms, Tao Juze's current expression was too frightening.
Why is he becoming more and more like a true sage... or a true sage who enforces the law with a smile!
It simply refreshed the psychological bottom line of the gods.
"We will return to the village immediately after the game, without any delay."
After a while, Tao Juze returned to his normal appearance, and said with a sly smile: "Thousands of miles prove the way of killing, and leave behind after the incident, hiding merit and fame."
"I believe that the merit value of our Lingju Village will once again usher in a digital explosion~"
Huang Cang shook his body, he finally understood why the weak human race can be favored by heaven alone.
It is normal for different races to be incompatible, but besides being cruel to other races, the human race is even more cruel to their own people.
Can't be bothered.
Sun Wukong hugged the big rooster, and looked at the cunning Tao Juze intently, with joy and relief that couldn't be hidden in his eyes.
Yang Jian glanced at Xiaotiangou who was lying on the ground and was about to fall asleep, patted Tao Juze and said, "It's late at night, it's time to rest."
Hearing Yang Jian's words, Tao Juze yawned uncontrollably.
Alas, back then he was a majestic night owl, the kind who was proud of all the cats.
It can't work now, the second brother has made it a habit, and it's time to go to bed, and I can't resist Zhou Gong's call at all.
Gone is the night owl life, alas.
Sun Wukong nodded, stood up holding the big rooster, waved his hands and said: "Then we will go back. If Tao Tao decides when to travel, just tell me, good night."
Huang Cang also stretched out his head and yelled at Tao Juze and Yang Jian twice.
That means: Good night, good night, I'm leaving.
The corner of Tao Juze's mouth twitched, looking at Huang Xiaocang who obviously didn't notice that he was speaking in a non-human language, he waved his hand like a lucky cat: "Brother Kongkong and Dahuang, good night~Xiaotian is also good night~"
Xiaotiangou got up from the ground, barked at Yang Jian and Tao Juze twice, then followed Monkey King with a flick of his tail.
The posture of leaving was very chic and natural, without even looking back.
Yang Jian watched Xiao Tiangou go out, then looked down at Tao Juze, who was looking at him with shining eyes, and said with a smile: "Don't tell me, let me say it first, Xiao Tian has completely left home now."
Tao Juze: "..."
Hi, second brother, you are really the roundworm in my stomach.
Do you know what I think?
Yang Jian glanced at Tao Juze who was hesitating to speak, "Okay, it's time to sleep, otherwise you won't grow taller."
Tao Juze: "Second brother."
"I'm here."
"Do I look like I'm only three years old???" Tao Juze said very, very displeased: "I'm already at this age and still scare me with things like I'm not tall. Do you think I'll believe it?"
Yang Jian looked at Tao Juze who was approaching the door, shook his head lightly and followed him, and said following his words: "Well, Tao Tao has grown up, I don't believe this anymore."
"I'm just sleepy and want to sleep now. It has nothing to do with your second brother's height. Don't think too much about it."
"Okay, I didn't think much about it, it just so happens that it's time for me to meditate."
"..."
...The owner of the Judicial Palace, known in the heavens for his cold-blooded, ruthless, and merciless nature, turned into an intelligent pillow on his own initiative.
Tao Juze happily went to sleep on Yang Jian's thigh pillow, completely unaware that someone was suffering from insomnia because of him.
Neon island country, an old house.
Missan stood barefoot in the courtyard, looking up at the moon in the sky.
A wisp of black mist lingered under his feet, and after a while, the air behind him twisted slightly.
Soon a black crack appeared.
Missang didn't look back, but still stared at the moon in the sky with wide eyes, and said in a soft voice: "Look, the bright moon is bright, does it look like Ju Zejun's eyeballs?"
"Ask me why I didn't dig it out?"
Misang smiled as if chatting with someone: "It won't be beautiful if you dig it out, I can't bear it."
"I'm so happy, Mingyue will be mine soon... I'll have to hold a celebration then."
"Shut up!"
Misang, who was still laughing a second ago, suddenly changed his expression, turned around and said viciously: "It's not your turn to take care of me."
"Low and filthy things, are you trying to teach me how to do things?!"
Misang stared at the gap for a while with gloomy eyes, then smiled softly: "Master, are you looking for me?"
"I didn't expect Mother to wake up..." Misang laughed for a while talking to himself, then entered the black gap with a blank expression.
The moment he entered, the gap quickly closed, as if it had never appeared before.
The courtyard was silent.
......
In the early morning seven days later, at the entrance of the neighboring village.
A bunch of people gathered here, as if they were holding an early morning meeting.
Grandpa Tao took Tao Juze's hand, and said earnestly, "Tao Tao, you must be careful."
Tao Juze looked at Grandpa Tao dumbfounded, and said, "I've been back and forth so many times, why should I be careful?"
Grandpa Tao said seriously: "That's because there was no such monkey before...Tao Tao, you must stay away from this hozen."
"Don't be spoiled by him."
Monkey King looked up at the sky speechlessly, alas, the Land Commander is too vengeful, how many years have passed, how narrow-minded.
Tao Juze was also very helpless, the feeling of being caught between the idol and his family was really sour, so he could only whisper: "Okay, grandpa, don't worry, there must be no problem with the second brother. "
Village head Tao looked at the majestic and tall Yang Jian, then at the unserious Monkey Sun, nodded in agreement and said, "That's right, the real king can definitely manage this monkey head."
Zhenjun will definitely not let this monkey lead his good grandson to ruin.
A real king is a real king, and the sense of security is solid.
"Then let's go, the boss said that there is a car waiting for us at the small intersection."
Grandpa Tao nodded: "Then you go, we won't continue to deliver."
"Don't forget the things that the villagers entrusted you to buy, especially the girls in our village, if you forget you, don't come back." Ji Liang shook his head and looked at Taotie and said, "Sister Hang will definitely burn you to pieces. gray."
Taotie showed a speechless expression, and said, "I said you should cheer us on...we're going to compete!"
"What game are you talking about?"
"A game."
"What are you talking about?"
"Contest!"
"What did you say?"
"...I did not say anything."
Kira nodded in satisfaction, that's more or less the same.
Huang Cang also laughed, and said to the depressed Tao Tie: "Come on, come on, remember to buy back the game console I want."
The corner of Taotie's mouth twitched, why is Huang Xiaocang still keen on game consoles in the era of online games?
What's so funny about the plumber in the red suit spitting fire and eating mushrooms?
"Old Zhang, remember to take more photos and send them to us." Grandpa Tao walked to Zhang Daoling's side after giving instructions to Tao Juze, and said in a good mood: "Old Zhao must have no time to take pictures for the competition. It's on you."
He doesn't count on his grandson, he has bad camera skills, even ten beauty software can't save him.
Zhao Ji rested his forehead and sighed, he now fully understands Taotie's mood.
The first task of our trip is the competition, why don't you focus on it at all?
Zhang Daoling nodded solemnly: "Don't worry, I just changed to a mobile phone with a large memory, it must be enough to take pictures."
Tao Juze stood beside Yang Jian and looked at Uncle Zhang who was talking to his grandfather, and whispered to Yang Jian, "I really didn't expect Uncle Zhang to want to leave the village."
In the evening two days ago, Uncle Zhang came over in person. He sat at the dinner table and watched him silently for a long time before he asked if he could take him with him when he went out.
The chicken legs in Tao Juze's mouth fell out of shock, which was beyond his expectation.
Yang Jian nodded slightly, but did not speak.
"It's rare that Uncle Zhang would take the initiative to make some kind of request. If I don't agree, I'll really feel bad for my conscience." Tao Juze pursed his lips, and then whispered: "Thank you, second brother."
Some time ago, after receiving his letter, the big boss quickly issued an oracle, which roughly meant that he would not accept the order of the emperor abroad, and handed over all emergencies to Yang Jian, just play by ear.
To put it more bluntly, it's fine if Yang Jian agrees, don't ask.
At that time, Yang Jian smiled at Tao Juze for a long time after receiving this oracle, making Tao Juze so confused that he was at a loss for what to do.
I don't understand where the joke is at all.
Yang Jian looked at Tao Juze, and said gently: "It's nothing, Zhengyi is a decent person, so it's okay."
Tao Juze chuckled twice, the second brother now looks decent to everyone except Brother Hou.
"Okay, okay, stop nagging, let's go."
Taotie pinched his teeth and looked at the crowd who chatted together again for some reason: "After all, it's getting dark."
The crowd stopped talking, waved their hands casually, and went their separate ways.
"I'll bring you special products back!"
Sun Wukong turned his head and waved his hands at Jiliang with a smile: "Jiguang, play games together after I come back~"
Ji Liang also waved at Sun Wukong, and then watched them leave until he couldn't see anyone before he heaved a sigh of relief.
"Be good, I can sleep well."
Brother Hou's game playing skills are so bad that he can't move it at all!
Huang Cang took a look at Ji Liang and snorted, "Hypocrisy."
Ji Liang looked at Huang Cang, who looked like a great uncle, without a word, picked him up and ran away: "OK, OK, you are not hypocritical, I have a lot of work today, come and help me with work."
Huang Cang who was being carried cursed again.
Xiao Tiangou also followed closely.
Grandpa Tao shook his head, and then walked to Lian Shannong's house.
Hey, go chat with Lian Shan, and have a meal at his house at noon.
.......
Halfway to the intersection.
"Brother Kong Kong, you said you want to bring special products, do you have money?"
Taotie looked at Sun Wukong and asked, "Let me tell you, gold and copper coins are not currency in circulation anymore, paper money and coins are used."
Sun Wukong scratched his head, wondering: "Is the money too bad?"
"Do you want to be invited to drink tea?" Taotie's eyelids trembled, "Those who don't know think you are using a fake product, and we will have to bring you out after calling the police."
"Iron is quite valuable now."
Yang Jian said suddenly: "Look back and see where the waste is collected, and sell your golden cudgel."
Everyone: "..."
Taotie and Zhao Ji shuddered involuntarily, Zhenjun could tell cold jokes, he froze to death.
Zhang Daoling calculated in his mind how much money he would get if he sold the golden cudgel, and his thinking went astray.
Sun Wukong looked at Yang Jian speechlessly, it's not a good idea for you to be safe.
Tao Juze looked at Monkey King and asked curiously, "Brother Kong Kong, how heavy is your golden cudgel?"
Sun Wukong looked at Tao Juze, blinked his eyes, and said, "[-] catties."
Tao Juze also blinked, and said in surprise: "That can really sell for a lot of money!"
Taotie looked at Tao Juze speechlessly, and reminded: "The problem is that his stick is so heavy, there is no scale that can withstand its weight."
"The end result is that the boss who collected the scraps called the police, and brother Kong Kong was invited to drink tea again."
Zhao Ji glanced at Taotie, are you on the tea party?
Yang Jian squinted his eyes at Monkey King, and said softly, "So you can't run around if you're penniless, and you must stay with the villagers."
"Otherwise you will be the only monkey in our Lingju village who has been in jail."
Yang Jian looked at Monkey King and said clearly, "Then this news will be sent back to the heavens as quickly as possible."
"The rabbits raised by the most saints in the heavens in the Jade Emperor's garden will know that they have become prison monkeys after defeating the Buddha. I believe you will never commit such a foolish act, right?"
Everyone: "..."
Sun Wukong: "...Yes, I will never be stupid."
At this moment, Monkey King finally understood why the gods in the heavens didn't like to deal with Yang Jian.
This guy not only has black hands, but also black heart!
It's okay if it's physical torture, he is not afraid of Sun Wukong's copper tendons and iron bones, but this mental attack is too much.
Too ruthless, really too ruthless.
Zhang Daoling, Taotie and Zhao Ji silently moved away from Xiansheng Zhenjun for a little while.
Although they know that Zhenjun is not targeting them, but listening to it makes them shudder and makes them feel very substituting.
Too poisonous, really too poisonous.
The corners of Yang Jian's mouth curled up, and he said softly to Tao Juze beside him: "This is what is often said on weekdays. You can only kill the opponent with one blow if you grab the opponent's life gate. Do you understand?" ?”
Tao Juze's eyes lit up, he nodded his head and said, "I understand, I understand, I can't understand anymore."
The second brother is so kind, he never forgets to teach him.
....Do you still remember that the Holy Father is your idol?do you remember? !
Sun Wukong gritted his teeth and looked at Yang Jian, cooperating with Lao Sun and I became your teaching material?
But Sun Wukong took another look at Tao Juze who had the word "happy" written all over his face, and then sighed helplessly in his heart.
Forget it, as long as Tao Tao is happy.
Taotie's eyes
"Isn't the Big Eater Competition and the Cooking Competition both scheduled in our capital? Originally, people from Lingju Village were lazy to participate."
Although Nihong was jumping and clamoring fiercely, this time Huaguo's attitude was very tough, and he didn't care about them at all. He had to either roll over to participate in the competition or bid farewell directly, choose one of the two.
The neon island country that was clamoring suddenly withered, and fell down obediently, choosing to roll over by itself.
"But a few days ago, San'er suddenly called and said that Uncle Zhao and Brother Xiao Tie were going to compete, and asked me to sign up for them."
Chen Ze smiled: "I had already given up hope, but I didn't expect a surprise in the end."
Chen Feng looked at Chen Ze silently, since he went to Lingju Village, his younger brother seemed to have become the number one fan of Lingju Village.
The kind with a filter of [-] meters.
Chen Ze thumped his shoulder with one hand, and said slowly: "San'er and Brother Yang are definitely coming, but San'er said that he is not yet sure who to bring to the capital, and he will let me know when he thinks it over." of."
Chen Feng hurriedly sat next to his younger brother, then pinched his shoulders for him, and asked nervously: "What's the matter, is your shoulder sore? Tomorrow I'll ask Dr. Chen to come over and show you."
Chen Ze's little heart skipped a beat, and he shivered involuntarily.
Doctor Chen?
Well, his medical skills are pretty good, but it’s a pity that he is a Chinese medicine doctor who likes to play with needles...Brother, are you trying to turn me into a hedgehog?
"Thank you brother for your kindness, but I don't need it."
Chen Ze rejected his elder brother with a firm face, and said coldly: "The strength of the right hand should be lighter, and the strength of the left hand should be a little heavier."
Chen Feng quickly followed Chen Ze's words and adjusted his strength, very docile.
The brothers of the Chen family sat on the sofa and watched the interaction between Chen Feng and Chen Ze eagerly, their eyes filled with envy.
They also want to pinch Ozawa...
Why does Chen Feng always eat by himself? Could there be some brotherhood?
Chen Feng seemed as steady as an old dog, but he pinched his little brother's shoulder happily, feeling the joy of being an older brother.
Ah, he hasn't heard the coquettish tone of his younger brother for a long time.
My heart is very comforting, my heart is very comforting.
"What do you think of what I told you before?" Chen Feng, who was addicted to pinching his shoulders, suddenly remembered the business, and asked.
The brothers from the Chen family who were pinching Chen Feng's villain in their hearts were revived instantly, and the old Gao with pricked ears waited intently for Chen Ze to speak.
Chen Ze smiled and said lightly, "Excuse me, I don't think so."
"Before I went to Lingju Village, I still had some hope for your idea, brother."
Chen Ze's eyes stopped on the oranges on the coffee table, and he said with an inexplicable expression: "It's true that those who don't know are not afraid. We are the ones talking about us."
Chen Feng frowned slightly, a little puzzled by what his younger brother said.
A light bulb was lit on the heads of the brothers of the Chen family. Chen Mo, who was sitting on the edge of the sofa closest to the fruit plate, quickly picked up an orange and began to peel it. He said while peeling: "Xiao Ze wants to eat oranges, brother Come and peel it for you."
The rest of the people looked at Chen Mo with fiery eyes, this guy is really a thief!
Damn it was preempted by him!
Chen Ze's eyes shifted from the oranges on the coffee table to Chen Mo who was peeling the oranges, he smiled at him, and nodded slightly.
I want to eat a little bit.
Without changing his face, Chen Feng added Chen Mo's name to the death list in his heart, looked at Chen Ze and said gently: "I have never seen our confident Ozawa show such an unconfident side."
The other four Chen Jiaerlang wrote down Chen Mo's strokes in the small notebook in their hearts, and then nodded.
Chen Ze smiled wryly, and said, "It's not that I'm not confident...Brother, it's been a long time, have you researched a replica of the Rainstorm Pear Blossom Needle?"
The voice fell, and there was silence in the living room.
After half an hour.
Chen Feng sighed, shook his head and said, "No."
This sentence was like a switch, the originally quiet living room suddenly became lively, and the brothers of the Chen family started chattering loudly again.
"The technical department has developed four different images! It looks quite similar in appearance, but it's a pity that the lethality is like a toy!"
"Yes, we tested the lethality of the rainstorm pear blossom needle brought back by Ozawa, and came to the final conclusion that no one survived the attack."
"The point is that we can't analyze the material, and the parts inside are too delicate to express in words..."
"It's so miserable to guard a rice mountain and only look at it."
"I even suspect that we can't make it even if we have blueprints. Heh, why is there such a big gap between people."
Chen Ze looked at the noisy cousins and threw a bomb with a smile: "But in the eyes of Lingju Villagers, this can only be regarded as a small toy."
"It can't even be called an object, it can only be called a gadget."
The brothers of the Chen family: ".....!!!"
Even Chen Feng couldn't help showing a shocked expression.
Chen Ze looked at everyone's shocked expressions with satisfaction. This is the reaction a normal person should have, and he should look like he has never seen the world.
The people in Lingju Village are all walking bugs, which cannot be counted as normal people.
"Xiao Ze, is what you said true?" Chen Mo handed the peeled orange to Chen Ze, and asked excitedly, "Is it really so powerful?"
Chen Ze took the orange and nodded: "There is nothing Lingju Village can't do unless you can't think of it."
"Regardless of men and women, everyone's force value is against the sky, the kind that one person can be worth thousands of troops."
Chen Feng frowned slightly: "Tao Juze too?"
No way, they have pulled out all the information about Tao Juze, and they can't see that he has a force value against the sky.
Unless he can pretend to deceive everyone.
Chen Ze: "..."
His brother is so powerful, he grasped the point at once.
The corners of Chen Ze's mouth twitched, and he sighed while leaning his forehead: "Let me correct it, except for Tao Juze, the military strength of the whole village is beyond heaven."
Chen Feng nodded and heaved a sigh of relief.
The brothers of the Chen family looked at each other, Chen Mo took the lead and said, "We are a little curious why Tao Juze doesn't have a force value against the sky, do you know, Ozawa?"
Chen Ze squinted his eyes: "Because you guys don't even know how spoiled San'er is in the village. People in the village want the stars and don't give the moon to him... No, they just give the moon and stars to him went before."
"Everyone treats him like a puppet. I can only rejoice that San'er can grow up healthy and strong in this deformed doting atmosphere and not go down the wrong path of being anti-social and anti-national."
Chen Ze took a deep breath, and suddenly said with a heavy heart: "If San'er really goes astray, I don't think the people in Lingju Village will stop him at all, and they will even help the tyrant to do evil, and finally the whole village will go astray."
"The consequences are simply unimaginable."
The Chen family brothers were all silent.
After a while, Chen Mo smacked his lips and said with emotion: "Now I really understand what it means to be the one who wins the peaches."
This frankly controlling a person is equivalent to gaining all the power of the hermits in Lingju Village.
Damn, suddenly he wants to steal peaches too!
"So brother, your idea is very good, but it is not practical."
Chen Ze dragged the topic back: "The people in Lingju Village will never be recruited by the army. They all possess unique skills, follow their own will, and regard royal power and wealth as floating clouds."
"They cannot be moved materially, and spiritually...then let alone."
Chen Feng looked at his younger brother silently, without speaking.
"But I have an idea."
Chen Ze looked at his brothers who were silent, and said slowly, "We can save the country with curves."
"People in Lingju Village cannot be drawn into the army, but the best thing to do is to ask them to give advice."
"Although each military region has its own ace soldiers, in fact, their abilities are not much different."
Chen Ze lowered his eyes, and said with a soft smile: "If we can widen the gap in this place... Maybe the ace soldiers from other military regions will pack their bags and jump into the big bowl of the Eastern Military Region where our home is located. .”
Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, even the military department with strict discipline to defend the country.
#It’s a tradition for troops to poach each other’s feet#
#人去高士水流下,whose fist is big will have to listen to who#
#嘿嘿young man, I see that you have a clear bone and extraordinary talent, why don't you come to our army to play duck~#
The brothers of the Chen family looked at Chen Ze, with a strange gleam in their eyes, and they became fussy again.
"Teaching a man how to fish is worse than giving him a fish! Ozawa, you are so smart!"
"I've been coveting the ace soldiers of the Central Military Region next door for a long time! All of them are good seedlings!"
"Hahahaha, yes, if we take the initiative to poach people, we will still be beaten. If these veterans pack their bags and report by themselves, they will be transferred...ahhahaha~"
"If this is the case, I will go to the Zhao family's military area eight times a day! I will walk the dog with a cigarette in my waist!"
The brothers of the Chen family rubbed their hands excitedly, how could their family's Ozawa be so smart!
Chen Feng: "Then how can we invite them? Ozawa, will you come forward?"
Chen Ze smiled and shook his head: "I don't have that much face to invite people from Lingju Village."
The brothers of the Chen family: "..."
"But I know that San'er admires soldiers very much."
Chen Ze stuffed a piece of orange into his mouth, and the sweet taste made his eyes curl up: "We can invite him to the military area to take a look."
"Grab San'er's mind, increase his favorability with the army, and then I will fan the flames and babble a few more words."
Chen Ze didn't realize that his words seemed to be somewhat ambiguous, and continued: "As long as Tao Zi happily runs into the bowl and sits obediently, then the whole peach tree that raises Tao Zi will naturally take root in the bowl."
Chen Feng and his cousins looked at each other for a while before looking at Chen Ze and asking, "What should we do?"
Chen Feng knew that his younger brother was extremely intelligent since he was a child, since he could make this suggestion, he must have a whole plan.
The watertight kind.
as predicted.
Chen Ze frowned and said, "It's a rule that ordinary people can't enter the military zone casually."
"The people who can enter must be people related to the military region. You can give Tao Juze'an a name, such as a special person from the Eastern Army. I believe brothers can do this."
Chen Feng nodded silently, this is no problem.
Chen Ze was in a good mood and continued: "And isn't there a friendly exchange match with a foreign country recently? I will take San'er into the zone with the excuse of watching the excitement."
"As long as San'er enters the military area, Brother Yang will definitely enter too."
Chen Ze paused for a moment and added: "Brother Yang has a very high status in Lingju Village. I heard from San'er that the patriarch of Lingju Village has also handed over the right of whether the villagers can leave the village to him, so as long as Brother Yang can If you cheat, all other problems will be solved.”
"Brothers, you must remember that no matter how you name your names, you must be firmly tied to the Eastern Army Region where our family is located."
Chen Ze smiled like a spring breeze, and reminded: "Don't make wedding dresses for other military regions by making all the secrets."
The brothers of the Chen family nodded seriously, what a joke, if such a thing really happened, we might as well collectively sue ourselves.
Chen Feng looked at his younger brother who smiled softly like a little white rabbit and asked, "Does Ozawa still want to eat oranges?"
Hurry up and eat, hurry up and eat, brother, I will peel oranges for you~
Chen Ze shook his head, "I won't eat, I'm a little hungry, I want to eat."
Chen Feng glanced at the yellow oranges with regret, and said calmly, "Then let's go eat."
Alas, it is true that the first attack is the strong one, and the second attack is the disaster.
Remember Chen Mo again!
Chen Ze nodded, then stood up and walked towards the restaurant, followed by a string of little tails.
I don't know if Gu Chen has finished processing the documents, so call him after dinner, Chen Ze thought in his heart.
This is a model of doing what you do and loving what you do, being obsessed with work and unable to extricate yourself.
Really dedicated!
.....
Lingju Village in late autumn is so quiet and beautiful, and the world is stable.
Lingju Village under the vast galaxy, the main house of the Tao family.
"Take me! Be sure to take me!!" Huang Cang pressed his hands on Tao Juze's shoulders, and said excitedly, "I want to go out to play too!"
Tao Juze tried his best to break free from Huang Xiaocang's clutches, rolled to Yang Jian's side, looked at Huang Cang whose eyes had turned into little stars with the corner of his mouth twitching, and said coldly: "No, you want to live broadcast."
Huang Cang said angrily: "Then why can Uncle Zhao and the others go out to play!"
Tao Juze shrugged his shoulders, "Uncle Zhao and the others are going to the competition! Do you understand if you are doing business? They are not going out to play."
"Second brother, don't drink tea, you can also say something."
Hearing this, Yang Jian put down the teacup in his hand, looked at Huang Cang and said, "That's true."
Huang Cang became even angrier, pointing at Sun Wukong who was squatting on the grand teacher's chair without hesitation, and roared: "Then why can brother Kong Kong go out! Could it be that he is also going to participate in the competition?!"
Tao Juze's eyes drifted instantly, pretending not to hear Huang Cang's question.
What's wrong with the idol wanting to go out!He tore down the door and I handed him the tools!
...that's the kind of legend where crazy fans, sanity and principles run away en masse.
"It's really not safe to let him stay in the village alone." Yang Jian said to Huang Cang calmly: "Dangerous monkeys must be kept under your nose to be at ease. I don't want me to go out and come back and find this monkey messed with me again What happened."
Huang Cang was speechless for a moment, not to mention whether what Zhenjun said was right or not, it was enough for Zhenjun to explain to him so carefully.
He has to know.
The Xiaotian dog lying on the ground and yawning raised his eyelids to look at Huang Cang, then sighed silently.
His little friend really does not cry when he sees the coffin, and he will never die until he reaches the Yellow River.
It is said that the master has been in a good mood since he defeated Fan, and now he even talks a little more!
Hope to keep it up!The owner's happiness is the most important thing!
... Poor Xiaotian only sees the surface of things but does not see the deeper things. It is really gratifying, gratifying to congratulate.
Sun Wukong smirked at Huang Cang, waved his hands and said, "Don't be angry, Dahuang, I'll bring you a gift later."
"I'll still send you photos! Don't worry, although I'm outside the village, my heart is still in the village~"
Huang Cang turned his head to look at Monkey King for a while, then changed back to his original form with a swipe, and rushed towards Monkey King with flapping wings and fur.
He wants to peck the three tufts of yellow monkey hairs on the head of the great saint until he is bald!
Ji Nao Hou Tiao and Ren were laughing, and after a long time of fussing, the room became quiet.
Tao Juze looked at Monkey King who had successfully subdued Huang Xiaocang, and asked with a smile: "Brother Kongkong's scratching posture is very standard, have you practiced it?"
Sun Wukong held Huangcang's two jitter wings and smiled proudly: "Do you still need to learn how to grasp jiji? I am called self-taught hahaha."
Huang Cang shook his paws in the air, and the round eyes of Xiaodou were full of depression.
"Okay, okay, Huang Xiaocang, don't be angry."
Tao Juze leaned on Yang Jian's body and said in a good mood: "We are indeed just going out to compete this time, and we will come back after the competition."
"It won't stay for long. Although the big boss kindly let go, it doesn't mean we can really make progress."
Tao Juze said earnestly: "Live broadcasting is still the main way for our village to earn merit points. If we occasionally show up in the village or something, just use it as a catalyst."
"I'm not boasting, the human race is really smart." Tao Juze opened his mouth and yawned, and said slowly: "If the people of our village stay outside for too long, they might show their feet."
Sun Wukong smiled at Tao Juze, then changed the Huang Xiaocang he was carrying into his arms, his eyes rolled around, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
Tao Juze patted his face with both hands, and said seriously: "You can't reveal your identity, or the big boss will definitely be angry."
There will be a sky thunder or something at every turn, who can bear it.
"The setting of our village is mysterious, so that the outside world will never find out our bottom line."
Yang Jian glanced at Tao Juze, and handed him the teacup in his hand.
"Thank you, Second Brother." Tao Juze took a sip from the teacup and continued, "I believe our village will have no problems in this competition."
Compete with Taotie who eats more, and compare with Zaojun Siming who is better at cooking.
It's all old birthday stars who hang themselves and think they have a long life.
Tao Juze: "So winning is not the point, the point is how to win."
Huang Cang shook the cockscomb, and opened his mouth: "What do you mean?"
Tao Juze smiled, and did not answer Huang Cang's question, but continued: "At first I thought it was our Huaguo's own competition, because our village is all local immortals of Huaguo, so I still wanted to let Uncle Zhao give it to everyone. Save some face."
"It's already a foul for the gods to compete with the human race. Of course, you have to be merciful."
"It's a pity that I didn't expect it to be a match between China and other countries, especially the Neon Island country."
Tao Juze's eyes became a little colder, although the curvature of the corners of his mouth remained the same, it made people feel no warmth at all, "Neon Island has always advertised itself as a craftsman spirit, and kept belittling Huaguo's cooking skills... The anchors who mocked our Lingju Village on the Internet are all low-level people."
"Since the visitor is not kind, there is no need to save face."
"I'm going to make the people of Neon Isle kneel and sing about conquest."
Tao Juze chuckled, and said in a sinister way, "Our village believes in an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth."
"Repaying grievances with kindness is nonsense, and stopping killing with killing is the right way."
Yang Jian looked at Tao Juze tenderly, reached out and touched his head, feeling that his education was very successful.
Look, isn't the grievance very clear?
...to tell the truth, the palace of justice in the heavens is really a pill.
Huang Cang shook his body, and then hugged Sun Wukong's arms, Tao Juze's current expression was too frightening.
Why is he becoming more and more like a true sage... or a true sage who enforces the law with a smile!
It simply refreshed the psychological bottom line of the gods.
"We will return to the village immediately after the game, without any delay."
After a while, Tao Juze returned to his normal appearance, and said with a sly smile: "Thousands of miles prove the way of killing, and leave behind after the incident, hiding merit and fame."
"I believe that the merit value of our Lingju Village will once again usher in a digital explosion~"
Huang Cang shook his body, he finally understood why the weak human race can be favored by heaven alone.
It is normal for different races to be incompatible, but besides being cruel to other races, the human race is even more cruel to their own people.
Can't be bothered.
Sun Wukong hugged the big rooster, and looked at the cunning Tao Juze intently, with joy and relief that couldn't be hidden in his eyes.
Yang Jian glanced at Xiaotiangou who was lying on the ground and was about to fall asleep, patted Tao Juze and said, "It's late at night, it's time to rest."
Hearing Yang Jian's words, Tao Juze yawned uncontrollably.
Alas, back then he was a majestic night owl, the kind who was proud of all the cats.
It can't work now, the second brother has made it a habit, and it's time to go to bed, and I can't resist Zhou Gong's call at all.
Gone is the night owl life, alas.
Sun Wukong nodded, stood up holding the big rooster, waved his hands and said: "Then we will go back. If Tao Tao decides when to travel, just tell me, good night."
Huang Cang also stretched out his head and yelled at Tao Juze and Yang Jian twice.
That means: Good night, good night, I'm leaving.
The corner of Tao Juze's mouth twitched, looking at Huang Xiaocang who obviously didn't notice that he was speaking in a non-human language, he waved his hand like a lucky cat: "Brother Kongkong and Dahuang, good night~Xiaotian is also good night~"
Xiaotiangou got up from the ground, barked at Yang Jian and Tao Juze twice, then followed Monkey King with a flick of his tail.
The posture of leaving was very chic and natural, without even looking back.
Yang Jian watched Xiao Tiangou go out, then looked down at Tao Juze, who was looking at him with shining eyes, and said with a smile: "Don't tell me, let me say it first, Xiao Tian has completely left home now."
Tao Juze: "..."
Hi, second brother, you are really the roundworm in my stomach.
Do you know what I think?
Yang Jian glanced at Tao Juze who was hesitating to speak, "Okay, it's time to sleep, otherwise you won't grow taller."
Tao Juze: "Second brother."
"I'm here."
"Do I look like I'm only three years old???" Tao Juze said very, very displeased: "I'm already at this age and still scare me with things like I'm not tall. Do you think I'll believe it?"
Yang Jian looked at Tao Juze who was approaching the door, shook his head lightly and followed him, and said following his words: "Well, Tao Tao has grown up, I don't believe this anymore."
"I'm just sleepy and want to sleep now. It has nothing to do with your second brother's height. Don't think too much about it."
"Okay, I didn't think much about it, it just so happens that it's time for me to meditate."
"..."
...The owner of the Judicial Palace, known in the heavens for his cold-blooded, ruthless, and merciless nature, turned into an intelligent pillow on his own initiative.
Tao Juze happily went to sleep on Yang Jian's thigh pillow, completely unaware that someone was suffering from insomnia because of him.
Neon island country, an old house.
Missan stood barefoot in the courtyard, looking up at the moon in the sky.
A wisp of black mist lingered under his feet, and after a while, the air behind him twisted slightly.
Soon a black crack appeared.
Missang didn't look back, but still stared at the moon in the sky with wide eyes, and said in a soft voice: "Look, the bright moon is bright, does it look like Ju Zejun's eyeballs?"
"Ask me why I didn't dig it out?"
Misang smiled as if chatting with someone: "It won't be beautiful if you dig it out, I can't bear it."
"I'm so happy, Mingyue will be mine soon... I'll have to hold a celebration then."
"Shut up!"
Misang, who was still laughing a second ago, suddenly changed his expression, turned around and said viciously: "It's not your turn to take care of me."
"Low and filthy things, are you trying to teach me how to do things?!"
Misang stared at the gap for a while with gloomy eyes, then smiled softly: "Master, are you looking for me?"
"I didn't expect Mother to wake up..." Misang laughed for a while talking to himself, then entered the black gap with a blank expression.
The moment he entered, the gap quickly closed, as if it had never appeared before.
The courtyard was silent.
......
In the early morning seven days later, at the entrance of the neighboring village.
A bunch of people gathered here, as if they were holding an early morning meeting.
Grandpa Tao took Tao Juze's hand, and said earnestly, "Tao Tao, you must be careful."
Tao Juze looked at Grandpa Tao dumbfounded, and said, "I've been back and forth so many times, why should I be careful?"
Grandpa Tao said seriously: "That's because there was no such monkey before...Tao Tao, you must stay away from this hozen."
"Don't be spoiled by him."
Monkey King looked up at the sky speechlessly, alas, the Land Commander is too vengeful, how many years have passed, how narrow-minded.
Tao Juze was also very helpless, the feeling of being caught between the idol and his family was really sour, so he could only whisper: "Okay, grandpa, don't worry, there must be no problem with the second brother. "
Village head Tao looked at the majestic and tall Yang Jian, then at the unserious Monkey Sun, nodded in agreement and said, "That's right, the real king can definitely manage this monkey head."
Zhenjun will definitely not let this monkey lead his good grandson to ruin.
A real king is a real king, and the sense of security is solid.
"Then let's go, the boss said that there is a car waiting for us at the small intersection."
Grandpa Tao nodded: "Then you go, we won't continue to deliver."
"Don't forget the things that the villagers entrusted you to buy, especially the girls in our village, if you forget you, don't come back." Ji Liang shook his head and looked at Taotie and said, "Sister Hang will definitely burn you to pieces. gray."
Taotie showed a speechless expression, and said, "I said you should cheer us on...we're going to compete!"
"What game are you talking about?"
"A game."
"What are you talking about?"
"Contest!"
"What did you say?"
"...I did not say anything."
Kira nodded in satisfaction, that's more or less the same.
Huang Cang also laughed, and said to the depressed Tao Tie: "Come on, come on, remember to buy back the game console I want."
The corner of Taotie's mouth twitched, why is Huang Xiaocang still keen on game consoles in the era of online games?
What's so funny about the plumber in the red suit spitting fire and eating mushrooms?
"Old Zhang, remember to take more photos and send them to us." Grandpa Tao walked to Zhang Daoling's side after giving instructions to Tao Juze, and said in a good mood: "Old Zhao must have no time to take pictures for the competition. It's on you."
He doesn't count on his grandson, he has bad camera skills, even ten beauty software can't save him.
Zhao Ji rested his forehead and sighed, he now fully understands Taotie's mood.
The first task of our trip is the competition, why don't you focus on it at all?
Zhang Daoling nodded solemnly: "Don't worry, I just changed to a mobile phone with a large memory, it must be enough to take pictures."
Tao Juze stood beside Yang Jian and looked at Uncle Zhang who was talking to his grandfather, and whispered to Yang Jian, "I really didn't expect Uncle Zhang to want to leave the village."
In the evening two days ago, Uncle Zhang came over in person. He sat at the dinner table and watched him silently for a long time before he asked if he could take him with him when he went out.
The chicken legs in Tao Juze's mouth fell out of shock, which was beyond his expectation.
Yang Jian nodded slightly, but did not speak.
"It's rare that Uncle Zhang would take the initiative to make some kind of request. If I don't agree, I'll really feel bad for my conscience." Tao Juze pursed his lips, and then whispered: "Thank you, second brother."
Some time ago, after receiving his letter, the big boss quickly issued an oracle, which roughly meant that he would not accept the order of the emperor abroad, and handed over all emergencies to Yang Jian, just play by ear.
To put it more bluntly, it's fine if Yang Jian agrees, don't ask.
At that time, Yang Jian smiled at Tao Juze for a long time after receiving this oracle, making Tao Juze so confused that he was at a loss for what to do.
I don't understand where the joke is at all.
Yang Jian looked at Tao Juze, and said gently: "It's nothing, Zhengyi is a decent person, so it's okay."
Tao Juze chuckled twice, the second brother now looks decent to everyone except Brother Hou.
"Okay, okay, stop nagging, let's go."
Taotie pinched his teeth and looked at the crowd who chatted together again for some reason: "After all, it's getting dark."
The crowd stopped talking, waved their hands casually, and went their separate ways.
"I'll bring you special products back!"
Sun Wukong turned his head and waved his hands at Jiliang with a smile: "Jiguang, play games together after I come back~"
Ji Liang also waved at Sun Wukong, and then watched them leave until he couldn't see anyone before he heaved a sigh of relief.
"Be good, I can sleep well."
Brother Hou's game playing skills are so bad that he can't move it at all!
Huang Cang took a look at Ji Liang and snorted, "Hypocrisy."
Ji Liang looked at Huang Cang, who looked like a great uncle, without a word, picked him up and ran away: "OK, OK, you are not hypocritical, I have a lot of work today, come and help me with work."
Huang Cang who was being carried cursed again.
Xiao Tiangou also followed closely.
Grandpa Tao shook his head, and then walked to Lian Shannong's house.
Hey, go chat with Lian Shan, and have a meal at his house at noon.
.......
Halfway to the intersection.
"Brother Kong Kong, you said you want to bring special products, do you have money?"
Taotie looked at Sun Wukong and asked, "Let me tell you, gold and copper coins are not currency in circulation anymore, paper money and coins are used."
Sun Wukong scratched his head, wondering: "Is the money too bad?"
"Do you want to be invited to drink tea?" Taotie's eyelids trembled, "Those who don't know think you are using a fake product, and we will have to bring you out after calling the police."
"Iron is quite valuable now."
Yang Jian said suddenly: "Look back and see where the waste is collected, and sell your golden cudgel."
Everyone: "..."
Taotie and Zhao Ji shuddered involuntarily, Zhenjun could tell cold jokes, he froze to death.
Zhang Daoling calculated in his mind how much money he would get if he sold the golden cudgel, and his thinking went astray.
Sun Wukong looked at Yang Jian speechlessly, it's not a good idea for you to be safe.
Tao Juze looked at Monkey King and asked curiously, "Brother Kong Kong, how heavy is your golden cudgel?"
Sun Wukong looked at Tao Juze, blinked his eyes, and said, "[-] catties."
Tao Juze also blinked, and said in surprise: "That can really sell for a lot of money!"
Taotie looked at Tao Juze speechlessly, and reminded: "The problem is that his stick is so heavy, there is no scale that can withstand its weight."
"The end result is that the boss who collected the scraps called the police, and brother Kong Kong was invited to drink tea again."
Zhao Ji glanced at Taotie, are you on the tea party?
Yang Jian squinted his eyes at Monkey King, and said softly, "So you can't run around if you're penniless, and you must stay with the villagers."
"Otherwise you will be the only monkey in our Lingju village who has been in jail."
Yang Jian looked at Monkey King and said clearly, "Then this news will be sent back to the heavens as quickly as possible."
"The rabbits raised by the most saints in the heavens in the Jade Emperor's garden will know that they have become prison monkeys after defeating the Buddha. I believe you will never commit such a foolish act, right?"
Everyone: "..."
Sun Wukong: "...Yes, I will never be stupid."
At this moment, Monkey King finally understood why the gods in the heavens didn't like to deal with Yang Jian.
This guy not only has black hands, but also black heart!
It's okay if it's physical torture, he is not afraid of Sun Wukong's copper tendons and iron bones, but this mental attack is too much.
Too ruthless, really too ruthless.
Zhang Daoling, Taotie and Zhao Ji silently moved away from Xiansheng Zhenjun for a little while.
Although they know that Zhenjun is not targeting them, but listening to it makes them shudder and makes them feel very substituting.
Too poisonous, really too poisonous.
The corners of Yang Jian's mouth curled up, and he said softly to Tao Juze beside him: "This is what is often said on weekdays. You can only kill the opponent with one blow if you grab the opponent's life gate. Do you understand?" ?”
Tao Juze's eyes lit up, he nodded his head and said, "I understand, I understand, I can't understand anymore."
The second brother is so kind, he never forgets to teach him.
....Do you still remember that the Holy Father is your idol?do you remember? !
Sun Wukong gritted his teeth and looked at Yang Jian, cooperating with Lao Sun and I became your teaching material?
But Sun Wukong took another look at Tao Juze who had the word "happy" written all over his face, and then sighed helplessly in his heart.
Forget it, as long as Tao Tao is happy.
Taotie's eyes
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