my years as the chosen one

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Lingju Village, Tao Juze's bedroom.

"How should I write it?"

Tao Juze was spinning the pen in his hand, looked at Yang Jian who was sitting across from him and was closing his eyes, and said depressedly: "Second brother, don't take a nap, you should come and think with me."

Hearing this, Yang Jian opened his eyes, looked at Tao Juze and reminded him gently: "Who said you won't talk to me for a day?"

A quarter of an hour ago, he still looked like he was swearing that his hair was blown all over, why did he turn into a lump of softness that lost his memory after a quarter of an hour?

Tao Juze was speechless for a while, and after a long silence, he puffed up his chest, and said forcefully, "A man dares to act and act, that's what I said."

"But when it's about the life and death of our Lingju Village, our grievances and hatreds can be put aside and archived first~"

"We'll have a cold war after we finish our business!"

Tao Juze snorted heavily, and then said to Yang Jian in a very serious tone: "It is agreed that if I don't talk to my second brother for a day, I will definitely not miss a second. I am a very committed man."

To be honest, since Yang Jian was born until now, no one has ever said to have a cold war with him.

There are quite a lot of battles, but most of them are hot battles, either the opponent dies or he lives.

This cold war is really the first time in history.

Sure enough, if you live a long time, you can encounter anything.

Yang Jian looked at Tao Juze for a while in a good mood, shook his head with a broken smile, and asked suddenly: "Then I dare to ask Tao Tao, can sleep time be counted?"

"Ah, sleep time... Well, it should be counted, it's all time... No, don't change the topic!"

Tao Juze didn't turn his pen anymore. He squinted his eyes and looked at Yang Jian. At this time, he looked like a meow that was bowing and fluffing its hair and was about to scratch people: "Second brother, you are really bad now!"

To change the subject blatantly, and to take advantage of the loopholes in his words!

Sure enough, the Internet is a big dye vat!Hurry up and return his second brother, who was originally pure as white paper!

Yang Jian's fingers trembled slightly. At this moment, he really wanted to rub Tao·Qibulu·Fried Mao·Jize's little head, but he knew that if he really stretched out his hand at this moment, it would be adding fuel to the fire.

The kind that will definitely be scratched twice.

Yang Jian's right hand formed a fist, pressed against his mouth and coughed a few times, then sat upright and said with a gentleman's demeanor: "Speak the business, talk the business."

"What do you want to ask me?"

Tao Juze was stunned, and subconsciously replied: "I want to ask how to write a letter to the big boss... How should I say it so that the suggestion I put forward is not obtrusive at all, low-key, luxurious and connotative?"

Yang Jian looked deeply at Tao Juze, and under his expectant gaze, he parted his thin lips lightly: "Sincerity leads to spirit."

"..."

"Second brother."

"I'm here."

"I'm really going to be angry!" Tao Juze scratched the table vigorously with his little paws, looked at Yang Jian and said slowly: "Let me tell you, I usually don't get angry, but when I get angry, my relatives don't recognize me. "

"So hurry up and take back what you just said, and I will give you a chance to reorganize the language."

"You only have one chance, second brother, you must seize it!"

"Don't miss this opportunity, never miss it again!"

"Be sure to think about it before you talk!"

Tao Juze's voice fell for a while, and Yang Jian suddenly laughed out loud under Tao Juze's staring gaze.

The loud laughter immediately stunned the menacing Tao Juze.

Tao Juze looked at Yang Jian without knowing why, and fell into self-doubt while lamenting how good-looking his second brother smiled.

What did he say that made the second brother so happy?

Isn't he seriously criticizing the second brother? Why did he suddenly laugh like this? ? ?

#May I ask if the laughing points of the gods are all mysterious and weird, waiting online, very urgent#

Yang Jian's laughter lasted for a while before stopping, and then he reached out and touched Tao Juze's head.

"Thank you, Tao Tao."

Tao Juze: "?"

What are you thanking me for?What are you thanking me for? !

Tao Juze deeply suspected that he was dreaming, otherwise how could his mature and stable second brother have become such an inexplicable appearance.

Brother, wake up quickly!I'm not praising you!I am warning and criticizing you!

Yang Jian didn't explain anything to Tao Juze who had question marks all over his face, but directly changed the subject: "I wasn't trying to perfunctory you just now."

"Didn't I just tell you before, sincerity leads to wisdom."

"That is to say, as long as you write down your thoughts honestly, you don't need extravagant words, and you don't need to figure out what the big boss is thinking. Your thoughts will naturally reach the big boss."

Yang Jian looked at Tao Juze tenderly, "There is no living thing that can cheat black and white in front of the big boss. You should know this, so I don't need to write the document you wrote to the big boss... No, it was you who wrote it." The letter gesticulates."

Tao Juze nodded thoughtfully.

"Of course, I suggest you add some cute elements into it, such as drawing a simple smiley face." Yang Jian said with a smile: "Cuteness is justice, isn't it what you often talk about."

A light bulb lit up in Tao Juze's head, "I understand~"

Yang Jian smiled and nodded: "So you should write carefully now, and show me when you finish writing."

Tao Juze obediently responded, and then picked up the pen on the table to prepare his emotions.

1 minute later.

Tao Juze bit his pen and looked at Yang Jian who stood up and walked out, and asked curiously, "Second brother, where are you going?"

Yang Jian turned around with a bright smile, and said: "You write carefully first, I will catch a pigeon and deal with it, and make you some soup."

Tao Juze responded happily, watched Yang Jian go out of the room, and began to write letters seriously.

Brother is right!

Although the mind cannot be changed, the mode of expressing the mind can be changed!

He will definitely let the big boss fully feel his heart!

...

Just when Tao Juze kept his ears shut and only wanted to write a good letter.

skyline.

The sky is full of golden light, auspicious clouds are rolling, and auspicious beasts are singing together, as if celebrating some great happy event.

Yuxu Palace, the residence of Yuanshi Tianzun.

"What's the matter, what did Yang Erlang do, Tianyan really recognized the master?" Lai Tongtian, who had been obsessed with challenging his second brother Yuanshi Tianzun's bottom line in Yuxu Palace for a long time, said in surprise: "I still believe that Tianyan will sooner or later He was devoured."

Taishang Laojun pinched his fingers to calculate and then said happily: "It turned out to be enlightened! The leftovers have also recognized the owner!"

Yuanshi Tianzun smashed a jade handle into the face of Master Tongtian, and said: "Yuding and I have spent countless efforts to make him enlightened, why did he suddenly realize it?"

Taishang Laojun looked at the smashed and grinning Master Tongtian, shook his head and said, "I don't know."

Master Tongtian rubbed his face and put away the floating dust, "I know that Yang Erlang went down to earth a few days ago, so I don't know about the rest."

Yuanshi Tianzun: "Go down to earth?"

Taishang Laojun was expressionless: "Oh, I remembered, I went to that Lingju Village to perform official duties."

Master Tongtian was a little puzzled, and said, "What kind of expression do you have? How do you know? Don't you care about these news?"

Yuanshi Tianzun was also a little puzzled.

"I don't want to know."

Taishang Laojun snorted, "I couldn't help that monkey and ran into my palace to make trouble, and with a playful smile, it just rubbed away my new alchemy, saying that he was going to go to Lingju Village, and the pills were given to the people of Lingju Village." As a meeting ceremony."

"Taking my Dan as a monkey love, he is really shrewd."

Yuanshi Tianzun and Master Tongtian were speechless.

After half an hour.

Yuanshi Tianzun looked at Taishang Laojun with some sympathy, and comforted: "Brother, forget it, it's all your own monkey, don't worry about it so much."

Taishang Laojun said seriously: "Who said this is your own monkey?"

Master Tongtian snorted twice, and then said: "If you have the ability, you can go to our junior sister and say this. You don't need to say too much, just say that this is not your own monkey."

"Let's see if Junior Sister will flatten your Tushita Palace with one tail, and then trouble you all over the world."

Taishang Laojun: "......"

Junior sister's temper is really bad, alas.

Yuanshi Tianzun glanced at the Tongtian leader who was about to move and wanted to hate others, and said: "I will ask about the situation after Yang Jian comes back. I can't call him back now."

Taishang Laojun and Master Tongtian nodded in unison.

Anyway, the deal is done, and the process is not so important.

"Then let's continue playing chess, Tongtian, and hand over the chess piece you secretly hid just now. If I lose, I will stuff you into the alchemy furnace to make a pill."

"I just wanted to say, Tongtian, return my Jade Fuchen, don't force me to do it."

Master Tongtian: "..."

One gasification and three cleanliness.

Yiqing was excluded.

Ugh.

......

Lingju Village, Tao Family.

Tao Juze jumped into the kitchen, waved a few pieces of letter paper and said cheerfully: "Second brother! I've finished writing it!~"

"It only took me three hours to write it, please praise me~"

As soon as Tao Juze entered the kitchen, his face was covered by the smell of meat, and then he swallowed his saliva looking at the pot-bellied casserole on the small stove, and said, "Second brother, this smells so good."

Yang Jian was thinking about whether to put some more herbs in the casserole, when he saw Tao Juze running in, he smiled and said, "You can eat it later."

"Written? Show me."

Tao Juze looked away from the casserole, and then looked at Yang Jian: "I wrote..."

Tao Juze's words stopped at the beginning.

Yang Jian looked at him and asked softly, "What's wrong?"

Tao Juze stared at Yang Jian for a long time before hesitantly asked: "Second Brother, did you steal something good behind my back?"

Yang Jian raised his eyebrows slightly: "Why do you say that?"

Tao Juze: "How should I put it, why do I feel that you look better, second brother? The color of the pattern between your eyebrows seems to have deepened a lot..."

As Tao Juze talked, he felt that he was overthinking again, so he shut his mouth and looked at Yang Jian anxiously.

Yang Jian laughed, walked to Tao Juze's side, stretched out his hand and took away the letter paper in his hand, and said, "You even said that I stole food behind your back, but I have been busy cooking pigeon soup for you."

"If there is no credit, there is hard work, so why are you scapegoating me?"

Tao Juze shook his head and felt that he was really overthinking, so he quickly bowed his head to admit his mistake, and said guiltily, "Second brother, I'm sorry, I shouldn't be talking nonsense."

Yang Jian stretched out his fingers and flicked Tao Juze's forehead, and said with a smile, "I forgive you."

Tao Juze rubbed his forehead carefully, thinking that he should not talk nonsense in the future, otherwise it would be so painful to be hit on the forehead by the second brother.

"Let me see what you wrote."

Hearing Yang Jian's words, Tao Juze, who was confessing himself in his heart, quickly swelled up at a speed visible to the naked eye. He patted his chest and said, "I wrote it with great care! The big boss can definitely feel my sincerity!"

The author has something to say: Yang Jian: I am in a good mood, and I have an epiphany.

Real person Yuding:? ? ? ?

Yuanshi Tianzun:? ? ? ?

Let me tell you, if you don't know how to kill fish, don't bring this thing back...

Today my uncle drove to deliver four live crucian carp to us. He put the bucket at the door of my house, then knocked on the door and shouted a few words before leaving directly (for safety, do not touch each other).Then me, Jiyou, the cubs, Gouzi and Meowzi all stared at the big crucian carp in the bucket...

I really don’t want to talk about how tragic the fish killing process was. After all, the kitchen was full of blood. Those who didn’t know it thought it was a murder scene...

Wouldn't it be delicious to eat ham sausage honestly? ? ?I regret it now, very sorry.

PS: Do you know what it means to make trouble?There is no need to do small things, and the things that can be done are basically earth-shattering~

Thanks to the old man who threw the grenade: 1 night purple blue;

Thanks to the old buddies who threw mines: Wuxian.com, 1 Grave Bounce Die;

Thanks to the old buddy of the irrigation nutrient solution: 20 bottles of Cat King and Lemon; 1 bottle of cabbage but not vegetables;

Thank you very much for your support to me, I will learn how to coo~ coo coo coo coo~~