my years as the chosen one

Press the thatched shed when everyone will find out that Gu Xiaobai is gone, let's not mention it.

On a quiet country road in Lingju Village.

"Two brain axes, two brain axes, run fast, run fast~"

"One has no ears, the other has no tail, it's so strange~ so strange~"

Gu Bai sang a song while bouncing and walking on the way to Tao Juze's house, he was in an unbelievably good mood.

The sky is so blue!

The air is so fresh!

The passing birds are so lively!

The wildflowers and weeds on the roadside are so vibrant!

The world is so beautiful, and he, Gu Bai, is a fairy boy!Of course it is also beautiful!

What is brother?have no idea!

What is Kira?have no idea!

What is the second brother?have no idea!

Gu Bai took a deep breath and let it out slowly, opening his mouth wide open: "Ah~"

This is freedom!

this is life!

This is happiness!

Gu Bai kicked a small stone and walked to a cross-shaped fork in the road.

"Well... when I just came here, I turned right! I should turn right now!" Gu Bai silently applauded his wit, and then decisively walked towards the road on the right.

Hmph, Boss and they say I'm a road idiot every day, I have to make a good name for myself!

Gu Baixiong started to trot arrogantly, he wanted to get the sauce quickly and send it to Uncle Zhao, and then go to show off in front of his brothers~

Hmph, he's not a road idiot~

He just!Not a good sense of direction!That's all!

.....

Lingju Village, Kira's house.

The buildings of Kira's house are very tall, much taller than the houses of ordinary people in Lingju Village.

After all, Kira's prototype is a horse, and the house he built must allow his own prototype to turn around in the house.

But regardless of the size of the house, the architectural style of the Kira House is very similar to the buildings in the land of fish and rice in China.

Antique, very old-fashioned.

The Great Sage Monkey King, Sun Wukong, was lying on the roof leisurely basking in the sun, and he said to himself, "Should I also have a meal at this point?"

Jiguang sent him a WeChat message saying that he ate in the grass shed at noon and would not come back.

I also told him that if he woke up, he could also go to Cengfan.

Sun Wukong held a lollipop in his mouth, and turned over lazily. Although today's sunshine is a bit strong for flowers and plants, the temperature is just right for him.

Sure enough, the mortal world is still interesting, much more interesting than the boring heaven.

In other words, I really don't know what I don't know, and I'm surprised that the development of the human race far exceeds the imagination of the heavens.

Obviously when he was in the mortal world, he was still a feudal dynasty with the supremacy of imperial power, but in a blink of an eye it became a democratic country with fair rule of law and equality for everyone.

Oh, it's true that thousands of years have passed by, and I don't know that the mountains and rivers have changed.

Sun Wukong sighed in his heart for a while, and after biting the lollipop in his mouth hard, he suddenly remembered that he hadn't done his business yet.

Alas, the entertainment of the human race is really good, and I almost forgot what I wanted to do while playing games.

Sun Wukong opened his eyes and looked directly at the sun in the sky, thinking about when to ask Yang Jian for a token of no taboo in the Palace of Justice so that he can go to the underworld.

He has something to ask Di Ting about.

After staring at the sun for a while, Sun Wukong put his hands behind his head as a pillow, his eyes half drooped, and the corners of his mouth slowly turned up. Now he is no longer the little monkey who didn't know anything and let others deceive him.

If Di Ting keeps playing sloppy with him, he will directly demolish the underworld!

Anyway, his current status in the heavenly realm is fighting against the Buddha, so after the underworld is dismantled, he can go to whatever headache the West has.

If it doesn't work, he can just go back to his mother's palace and stay there. People in the underworld don't dare to trouble him in his mother's palace.

A child with a mother is really a treasure.

Sun Wukong, who was thinking happily about something, twitched his nose slightly, and suddenly a carp sat up straight, squinting his eyes and looking down the house, a strange human race was spinning around in front of Jiguang's house.

Who is the human race wandering around the door of Kira's house?

Who else could it be? It must be Gu Xiaobai who has a bad sense of direction.

By the way, Gu Bai closed his eyes and ran all the way. Although he gradually felt that he seemed to be on the wrong route, he knew that the earth is round!

So as long as you hit the intersection, turn right, and you can always turn back!

With such a firm belief, Gu Xiaobai got farther and farther away from Tao Juze's house, until he found Ji Liang's house, which was completely diagonal to Tao Juze's house and completely diametrically opposite.

"Woo, where is this place?" Gu Xiaobai squatted on the ground in frustration and drew circles, muttering, "How is that possible? I clearly followed the route when I came here. Why can't I find the third brother?" Where is your home?"

The mobile phone was stuffed into the boss's trouser pocket while riding a tiger, and now he can't make a call for help even if he wants to.

Gu Bai raised his eyes and looked around, but there was no one in the [-]-meter radius, so he could only continue to whisper to himself pitifully: "It would be great if a superhero could appear in front of me... I Admit that I'm a road idiot, woo."

Just when Gu Xiaobai was in despair, thinking about when Tao Juze and the others would come to rescue him, a young man's voice sounded behind him: "Child, whose family are you from?"

Gu Bai was startled by the sudden sound, and his squatting body jumped forward.

"Hey, hey, it's not Chinese New Year yet, what kind of gift are you giving?" Sun Wukong hilariously grabbed Gu Bai who was rushing forward, and said calmly, "Take it easy, take it easy."

Gu Bai was grabbed by Sun Wukong's clothes and slipped up, his eyes were wide open, looking at him like a frightened garden cat.

Hey, this is too timid.

When Gu Bai stood still, Sun Wukong immediately let go of Gu Bai, took a few steps back, and shrugged his shoulders to show that he was not a bad person.

Gu Bai stared blankly at Monkey King, and asked without knowing why: "Who are you?"

Sun Wukong looked at the young man in front of him who seemed a bit silly, and said with a serious smile: "I asked you first, you have to give your name before you can ask me."

Gu Bai suddenly realized: "That's right."

"Hello, hello, um, my name is Gu Bai, Gu from the Gu family, Bai Bai, San...uh, a friend of Tao Juze, who came to the village as a guest today." Gu Bai hurriedly introduced himself. This man should also be a villager in Lingju Village.

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and said with a smile on his face, "Oh, so it's Tao Tao's friends."

"Didn't you say that five people came, and why did you come here?" Sun Wukong looked up and looked around, except for Gu Xiaobai, there were no humans or gods nearby.

Gu Bai pouted a little aggrieved, and whispered: "I'm lost..."

"I originally wanted to go to Third Brother, oh, it was Tao Juze's house who helped Uncle Zhao get the sauce, but I didn't know how to walk and came here. By the way, is this far from the thatched shed where Uncle Zhao's live broadcast is?"

Sun Wukong scratched his head and said speechlessly: "You set off from a straw shed? Then your road is not the same as ordinary fans. This is exactly the opposite direction from Tao Tao's house."

"And it's not close to the thatched hut."

Gu Bai became even more depressed when he heard this, his whole body seemed to have turned gray.

Sun Wukong likes children very much on weekdays, and he often goes to tease red boys or little Taoist boys in the heavenly world. Although the young man in front of him is not a child in size, his mind is obviously not much different from that of a child. He got his eyesight.

Things like eye margins can't be said, can't be said.

"It just so happens that I'm going to eat in the straw shed, how about we go get the sauce together and then go back to the straw shed?" Sun Wukong asked with a smile.

Gu Bai recovered his energy at a speed visible to the naked eye, and looked at Monkey King with shining eyes: "Really? Really? You are such a good person!"

Sun Wukong's eyelids trembled. He has been a bit ruthless in playing games against his teammates recently. When he was kicked out of the team, he had already received a lot of good person cards, and he really didn't want to accept any more.

"My name is Gu Bai, so what's your name?"

Sun Wukong looked up at the sky, and said lazily: "My surname is Sun, and my name is Kongkong. Well, I'm 28, so I should be older than you."

Gu Bai clapped his hands happily, and said happily: "You are indeed older than me~ Ah, Sun Kongkong? There is only one word difference between your name and my idol!"

Sun Wukong tilted his head to look at Gu Bai, and asked, "Your idol? Who?"

Gu Bai shook his head and said very proudly: "It is the Monkey King, the Monkey King who is said to be invincible in slaying demons and fighting with the heavens! I adore him so much!"

"At the beginning, I wanted to change my name to Gu Wukong, but my dream was mercilessly killed by my ruthless elder brother, alas."

As soon as Sun Wukong listened to the music, he was very pleasing to the eye when he saw Gu Bai, but now it is even more pleasing to the eye, he raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "It's no coincidence, I also like the Monkey King very much, I have worshiped him since I was a child."

... Great Holy Lord, is it alright for you to worship yourself?

Gu Bai cheered, approached Sun Wukong happily, and said happily: "Really? Since you also worship the Great Sage, then you are my good friend! I will send you a letter from the Great Sage when I go back." Customized dolls! I have collected a lot!"

"Wait for you to go back?" Sun Wukong's eyes flashed, and he asked curiously: "You mean to leave the village, so what, is there any fun outside the village?"

Gu Bai was stunned for a while before he remembered that people in Lingju Village are not allowed to leave the village casually. For some reason, he suddenly felt a little sour, and he was at a loss and said in a low voice: "It's not very fun, even tigers can't ride .”

Monkey King laughed twice, and said boldly: "That's true, but if I leave the village someday, can I go and play with you?"

Gu Bai nodded frantically: "Of course!! From now on, you will be my Brother Kong Kong! Let's exchange contact information later! From now on, as long as you leave the village, just give me a call and I will pick you up!"

Sun Wukong laughed again, this human race is really good-natured, he shook his head and said with a smile: "Then I'll touch it myself, if you come to pick me up, maybe it will take 500 years."

Gu Bai: "..."

Although I am very happy to meet new friends, it is obvious that the new friends also know the unspeakable secret that I am a road idiot.

Alas, it's so hard to have the best of both worlds.

The author has something to say: I love the name Sun Kongkong so much, it matches the Great Sage very well~

The great sage is not alone in fighting against the Buddha and sticking to the rules!He can be the Monkey King, the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain, or the Buddha of Fighting Conqueror. He can have family and friends!You can have it all!

Well, of course this is my great sage, I hope he is happy~ It would be best if he could sing the Divine Comedy with me~

Also, although Gu Xiaobai is stupid, [Wild Intuition.JPG] this buff is lit up from birth, you guys understand what I mean~

Good night old guys, I went to bed with Dasheng in my arms, (づ￣3￣)づ I love you guys~

Thanks to the old buddy duck who threw the grenade: 1 Dongzi;

Thanks to the old buddy of the irrigation nutrient solution: 80 bottles of Ka-style grievances; 6 bottles of Shangjiu;

Thank you very much for your support to me, I will not give up the great saint to you da da da~