my years as the chosen one
Chapter 106 Waterproofing & the world
Everyone in the thatched shed watched helplessly as Gu Xiaobai was transformed into a flower by Ji Liang, and had no intention of stopping it at all.
To be honest, it looks pretty interesting.
Tao Juze held the device in one hand and pulled Yang Jian's big hand covering his eyes with the other, flattering him, "Second brother, let me see~"
Yang Jian glanced at Ji Liang who had slowed down, pondered for a few seconds before moving his hand away.
Tao Juze blinked to adapt to the light in front of him, and then looked over expectantly.
Ji Liang had already put Gu Xiaobai down, Gu Xiaobai stood crookedly for a few seconds and then sat down on the ground with a plop.
Gu Bai shook his head, pointed at Tao Juze with his finger, and said with disordered breath, "You... you wait for me... Young master, young master, I will beat you on the ground!"
"You... stand still! Don't turn around!"
Tao Juze laughed a few times, then squatted beside Gu Bai, and helped him point his finger at Ji Liang: "Come on, this is the target you want to attack."
It seems that the food is really stopped, and even people can't tell the difference.
Ji Liang looked at Gu Bai who was dizzy and smiled very happily, showing a cunning look of a successful prank.
Gu Chen squatted in front of his own brother, stretched out two fingers and asked calmly: "Xiaobai, how many fingers are these?"
Gu Bai's eyes became cross-eyed, he silently stared at the two fingers in front of him for a while, and then bit them down with a groan.
"How dare you use the ratchet to challenge me!"
Gu Chen's bite was a pain, hey, his little Huya really isn't a vegetarian.
"Do you want to murder your brother? Let go! Let go!"
Gu Chen struggled a few times but didn't break free from his brother's tiger's mouth, on the contrary, he was bitten even tighter.
There is a tendency to bite it off after two more struggles.
Chen Ze squatted down speechlessly and opened Gu Xiaobai's mouth, saving Gu Chen's pitiful two fingers.
"I said if you don't tease him for a day, don't you feel itchy all over?" Chen Ze rolled his eyes at Gu Chen, and said in a very unfriendly tone: "You can get out of the way, Xiaobai and I will stay away from him in the future." Further."
Gu Chen rubbed Gu Xiaobai's head very unhappy.
He didn't understand why Chen Ze liked his brother so much?Could it be that the two of them are brothers?
Everyone in the thatched shed looked back and forth at Chen Ze and Gu Chen. Why did the tone sound like a couple who are going to divorce are dividing up their children? ?
"I..." Tao Juze coughed, and just about to try to persuade him to make peace, he was startled by a barking of dogs and donkeys.
"Wow woof woof woof!!!"
"Aw~Aw~"
Everyone looked up and saw a pure black Chinese fine dog with a string of small blue eyes running towards them rapidly, and a little donkey with a sack of unknown contents on its back was also heading towards them The edge hits at high speed.
"Hey, what is that thing on Xiaohua's back?" Taotie narrowed his eyes and muttered, "Why do I look like Uncle Lianshan's bag?"
Although the roaring dog was running extremely fast, it suddenly stopped its paws in front of the thatched shed, and its posture was particularly chic.
The seven little huskies really wanted to imitate their father's heroic appearance, but all of them failed to play handsome and then scrambled and bumped into Tao Juze.
The impact was so great that Tao Juze staggered backwards, and the live broadcast equipment in his hand flew out.
Yang Jian quickly hugged Tao Juze, thinking that if he fell, he would be howling in his ear for more than three or five days.
As expected of a judicial god, he just thought of what will happen in the future in an instant and stopped the loss in time. It is really gratifying, gratifying and congratulatory.
However, although Yang Jian rescued Tao Juze in time, he didn't have the live broadcast equipment to fly out half of his eyes.
then.
Taotie was washing green onions and potatoes and asked Yuan Kang who was about to eat a tomato: "Is the live broadcast equipment waterproof?"
Although Yuan Kang didn't quite understand why Taotie asked such a question, he still nodded with a smile and said, "Don't worry, brother Tie, you are using the best equipment produced by our company, of course it is waterproof~"
"Oh...then it's all right." Taotie looked at the smoking stove not far away, and said casually, "Then don't rush to get it out of the boiling water."
Yuan Kang: "..."
Situ Ming listened to their conversation with his ears upright: "..."
Yuan Kang let out a scream, jumped up and ran towards the stove, roaring as he ran: "Ah, it's true that it's waterproof, but I never said it's waterproof!!!"
"Which live broadcast equipment can't prevent boiling water!!"
The minds of the people in the thatched shed were all attracted by the demolition team and Tao Juze just now, at this time Yuan Kang's wailing attracted their attention again.
Zhao Ji threw the knife on the chopping board, walked quickly to the stove where the water was boiling, and took out the live broadcast device from the bubbling boiling water without fear of the heat.
Seeing that Zhao Ji was not afraid of being scalded, Yuan Kang felt confident and boldly reaching out to touch the live broadcast equipment, only to be terrified by the familiar equipment.
"Hot hot hot hot hot—" Yuan Kang shook his hands and jumped up and down, Situ Ming quickly walked to his side with a basin of cold water: "Hurry up and put your hands in!"
Yuan Kang quickly put his hands into the cold water basin, and heaved a sigh of relief: "Well, it's much better."
Zhao Ji felt a little embarrassed holding the smoking live broadcast equipment, and said, "I'm not afraid of being burned, I forgot about your delicate skin and tender flesh."
Yuan Kang shook his head quickly: "It's okay, it's okay, Uncle Zhao, don't worry, I'm fine, I was also in a hurry just now."
Zhao Ji glanced at Yuan Kang's hand in the basin, and found that there was no major problem, and then began to check the live broadcast equipment in his hand, "Is this thing broken..."
"The red lens seems to be off." Zhao Ji said, shaking the device in his hand.
"Let me take a look." Taotie wiped his hands, went to Zhao Ji, took the device and shook it, then slammed it on the pot twice, and found that the camera still had no red light, said: "Look It looks really bad."
Except for Gu Bai who was still spinning, Chen Ze and the others looked at Taotie who smashed the equipment speechlessly, falling into a bewildered silence.
...Is it because they haven't woken up or they can't keep up with the trend. The current machinery and equipment are not repaired but smashed?
The corners of Yuan Kang's mouth twitched, and then he turned his head to look at Tao Juze: "I said San'er, are you going to teach Uncle Zhao how to check the equipment?"
Tao Juze was rubbing the dog's head of Xiaotiangou angrily at this time, while rubbing it, he said that you are not qualified to be a father, how can the elder nephews escape day by day?
It must be caught and properly controlled!
Otherwise, today it is a collision with a person, tomorrow it is a collision with a car, and the day after tomorrow, the village must be demolished!
Education starts with the cubs!
Xiao Tiangou also had a helpless face, his eyes were filled with the words helpless, and he barked twice towards Tao Juze.
That means: I tried my best...
Yang Jian shook his head lightly, thinking that if these seven cubs were brought back to the Judicial Palace, he wondered if the Judicial Palace would be enough for them to make a fuss.
Children are debts, Yang Jian thought in his heart.
Hearing Yuan Kang's words, Tao Juze raised his head and glanced at the live broadcast equipment in Taotie's hand, which seemed to have some recesses in the corners, and said in an unreasonable and confident way: "That's right!"
Chen Ze and others: "..."
"If you don't cultivate like this, how can you cultivate?" Taotie looked at them suspiciously, and asked very seriously: "Isn't it cultivated like this?"
Yuan Kang wiped his face. He finally knew why Tao Juze liked to use electronic products of the Nokia Duck brand when he was in college.
It turned out that they thought that San'er was cash-strapped, and they tried to take San'er to do part-time jobs to earn a little money so as to improve his living standard without any trace.
Looking at it now, heh, it’s because the brand of Nuoji Duck is so shock-resistant...
Have you ever seen which electronic equipment maintenance is all based on smashing and falling? !
Although he complained like a landslide in his heart, Yuan Kang showed a Buddhist smile on his face: "Yes, that's how I cultivated."
Taotie nodded in satisfaction, and said thoughtfully: "I just said that our way is not wrong..."
Chen Ze and the others were all smiling, yes, yes, you are good-looking and talented, what you said is correct.
"However, the quality of your company's equipment is not very good." Taotie said with a serious face, "Although it is said to be waterproof, it cannot prevent boiling water. This is very inconvenient."
Yuan Kang continued to nod his head with a smile on his face. Yes, yes, you are all right. It’s all because the quality of these equipment is too fragile. It’s just rubbish if you don’t even have hot water.
...This is the best live broadcast equipment of Yuanyuan Live Broadcasting Company! !the best! !
Chen Ze held a pile of firewood and looked up at the sky helplessly. Even military equipment cannot prevent boiling water.
"It's a problem with the material." Tao Juze walked over to have a look, and said calmly, "They are all ordinary materials, so of course they cannot prevent boiling water."
Yuan Kang squinted at Tao Juze, if you have the ability, why don't you find me a material that can prevent boiling water?
"Go back and find Brother Li." Huang Cang, who was addicted to peeling nuts, suddenly raised his head and said, "I remember that he has a lot of interesting materials, maybe there are anti-magma materials."
Chen Ze and others: "..."
Is there something wrong with their ears, they seem to have heard magma... two words?
Zhao Ji smiled honestly, nodded his head in agreement and said: "Yes, Xiao Li should have it. I remember that he made a utensil for Xiao He that can withstand the temperature of liquid iron a while ago."
Taotie also nodded, patted Yuan Kang on the shoulder and said: "Then I'll take you to find Li Xuan when I have time, forget it now, I don't know which valley this kid and Uncle Lian Shan went to drink .”
Yuan Kang, who was completely dumbfounded: "..."
No, can you guys stop talking about completely unflattering things in such a bland tone.
Chen Ze and Yuan Kang couldn't help but fell into self-doubt.
What should have been a sensation and a shock was as normal as drinking water and eating in Lingju Village.
If they show a shocked face now, won't they appear superficial and unsophisticated?
Cough, hold on, hold on!
Yang Jian held a small husky in one hand, and glanced at Chen Ze and the others indifferently.
The psychological activities of these human races are probably like a dynamic picture that Tao Tao showed him.
A mouse growled with its mouth wide open, which was quite interesting.
...To tell you the truth, it's called 【Groundhog Scream.JPG】.
"That's fine. Boss and the others will live in the village for a few days anyway. There's no rush." Tao Juze waved his hand and said calmly, "The problem now is that the equipment is broken. What about the live broadcast?"
"Tao Tao~ It seems that the lens is broken~"
The spider sisters were already gathered in front of the display screen, greeting everyone with smiles.
"Now everyone says that they can hear the sound but not see the picture~"
"Oh, these people... are so cute~ They say they are already familiar~"
The author has something to say: The plot line is about to jump up!
Brother Hou suddenly entered my dream when I was sleeping last night, and told me that if I arranged a card for him, he would give me ginseng fruit!
snort!Am I such an easy-to-buy Cuckoo!I will not sell my soul easily!
The mood has calmed down, thank you old guys for your comfort and encouragement!Hug every old buddy and sing you the Divine Comedy~
Thanks to the old man who threw the grenade: 1 night purple blue;
Thanks to the old buddy who threw the mines: dream 1;
Thanks to the old buddy of the irrigation nutrient solution: 20 bottles of the favorite of my life; 5 bottles of Zhuzhu, Nuoxong, and Dream; 1 bottle of Ah Fang;
Thank you very much for your support, I will try my best to flap my wings and think about how to cuckoo~
To be honest, it looks pretty interesting.
Tao Juze held the device in one hand and pulled Yang Jian's big hand covering his eyes with the other, flattering him, "Second brother, let me see~"
Yang Jian glanced at Ji Liang who had slowed down, pondered for a few seconds before moving his hand away.
Tao Juze blinked to adapt to the light in front of him, and then looked over expectantly.
Ji Liang had already put Gu Xiaobai down, Gu Xiaobai stood crookedly for a few seconds and then sat down on the ground with a plop.
Gu Bai shook his head, pointed at Tao Juze with his finger, and said with disordered breath, "You... you wait for me... Young master, young master, I will beat you on the ground!"
"You... stand still! Don't turn around!"
Tao Juze laughed a few times, then squatted beside Gu Bai, and helped him point his finger at Ji Liang: "Come on, this is the target you want to attack."
It seems that the food is really stopped, and even people can't tell the difference.
Ji Liang looked at Gu Bai who was dizzy and smiled very happily, showing a cunning look of a successful prank.
Gu Chen squatted in front of his own brother, stretched out two fingers and asked calmly: "Xiaobai, how many fingers are these?"
Gu Bai's eyes became cross-eyed, he silently stared at the two fingers in front of him for a while, and then bit them down with a groan.
"How dare you use the ratchet to challenge me!"
Gu Chen's bite was a pain, hey, his little Huya really isn't a vegetarian.
"Do you want to murder your brother? Let go! Let go!"
Gu Chen struggled a few times but didn't break free from his brother's tiger's mouth, on the contrary, he was bitten even tighter.
There is a tendency to bite it off after two more struggles.
Chen Ze squatted down speechlessly and opened Gu Xiaobai's mouth, saving Gu Chen's pitiful two fingers.
"I said if you don't tease him for a day, don't you feel itchy all over?" Chen Ze rolled his eyes at Gu Chen, and said in a very unfriendly tone: "You can get out of the way, Xiaobai and I will stay away from him in the future." Further."
Gu Chen rubbed Gu Xiaobai's head very unhappy.
He didn't understand why Chen Ze liked his brother so much?Could it be that the two of them are brothers?
Everyone in the thatched shed looked back and forth at Chen Ze and Gu Chen. Why did the tone sound like a couple who are going to divorce are dividing up their children? ?
"I..." Tao Juze coughed, and just about to try to persuade him to make peace, he was startled by a barking of dogs and donkeys.
"Wow woof woof woof!!!"
"Aw~Aw~"
Everyone looked up and saw a pure black Chinese fine dog with a string of small blue eyes running towards them rapidly, and a little donkey with a sack of unknown contents on its back was also heading towards them The edge hits at high speed.
"Hey, what is that thing on Xiaohua's back?" Taotie narrowed his eyes and muttered, "Why do I look like Uncle Lianshan's bag?"
Although the roaring dog was running extremely fast, it suddenly stopped its paws in front of the thatched shed, and its posture was particularly chic.
The seven little huskies really wanted to imitate their father's heroic appearance, but all of them failed to play handsome and then scrambled and bumped into Tao Juze.
The impact was so great that Tao Juze staggered backwards, and the live broadcast equipment in his hand flew out.
Yang Jian quickly hugged Tao Juze, thinking that if he fell, he would be howling in his ear for more than three or five days.
As expected of a judicial god, he just thought of what will happen in the future in an instant and stopped the loss in time. It is really gratifying, gratifying and congratulatory.
However, although Yang Jian rescued Tao Juze in time, he didn't have the live broadcast equipment to fly out half of his eyes.
then.
Taotie was washing green onions and potatoes and asked Yuan Kang who was about to eat a tomato: "Is the live broadcast equipment waterproof?"
Although Yuan Kang didn't quite understand why Taotie asked such a question, he still nodded with a smile and said, "Don't worry, brother Tie, you are using the best equipment produced by our company, of course it is waterproof~"
"Oh...then it's all right." Taotie looked at the smoking stove not far away, and said casually, "Then don't rush to get it out of the boiling water."
Yuan Kang: "..."
Situ Ming listened to their conversation with his ears upright: "..."
Yuan Kang let out a scream, jumped up and ran towards the stove, roaring as he ran: "Ah, it's true that it's waterproof, but I never said it's waterproof!!!"
"Which live broadcast equipment can't prevent boiling water!!"
The minds of the people in the thatched shed were all attracted by the demolition team and Tao Juze just now, at this time Yuan Kang's wailing attracted their attention again.
Zhao Ji threw the knife on the chopping board, walked quickly to the stove where the water was boiling, and took out the live broadcast device from the bubbling boiling water without fear of the heat.
Seeing that Zhao Ji was not afraid of being scalded, Yuan Kang felt confident and boldly reaching out to touch the live broadcast equipment, only to be terrified by the familiar equipment.
"Hot hot hot hot hot—" Yuan Kang shook his hands and jumped up and down, Situ Ming quickly walked to his side with a basin of cold water: "Hurry up and put your hands in!"
Yuan Kang quickly put his hands into the cold water basin, and heaved a sigh of relief: "Well, it's much better."
Zhao Ji felt a little embarrassed holding the smoking live broadcast equipment, and said, "I'm not afraid of being burned, I forgot about your delicate skin and tender flesh."
Yuan Kang shook his head quickly: "It's okay, it's okay, Uncle Zhao, don't worry, I'm fine, I was also in a hurry just now."
Zhao Ji glanced at Yuan Kang's hand in the basin, and found that there was no major problem, and then began to check the live broadcast equipment in his hand, "Is this thing broken..."
"The red lens seems to be off." Zhao Ji said, shaking the device in his hand.
"Let me take a look." Taotie wiped his hands, went to Zhao Ji, took the device and shook it, then slammed it on the pot twice, and found that the camera still had no red light, said: "Look It looks really bad."
Except for Gu Bai who was still spinning, Chen Ze and the others looked at Taotie who smashed the equipment speechlessly, falling into a bewildered silence.
...Is it because they haven't woken up or they can't keep up with the trend. The current machinery and equipment are not repaired but smashed?
The corners of Yuan Kang's mouth twitched, and then he turned his head to look at Tao Juze: "I said San'er, are you going to teach Uncle Zhao how to check the equipment?"
Tao Juze was rubbing the dog's head of Xiaotiangou angrily at this time, while rubbing it, he said that you are not qualified to be a father, how can the elder nephews escape day by day?
It must be caught and properly controlled!
Otherwise, today it is a collision with a person, tomorrow it is a collision with a car, and the day after tomorrow, the village must be demolished!
Education starts with the cubs!
Xiao Tiangou also had a helpless face, his eyes were filled with the words helpless, and he barked twice towards Tao Juze.
That means: I tried my best...
Yang Jian shook his head lightly, thinking that if these seven cubs were brought back to the Judicial Palace, he wondered if the Judicial Palace would be enough for them to make a fuss.
Children are debts, Yang Jian thought in his heart.
Hearing Yuan Kang's words, Tao Juze raised his head and glanced at the live broadcast equipment in Taotie's hand, which seemed to have some recesses in the corners, and said in an unreasonable and confident way: "That's right!"
Chen Ze and others: "..."
"If you don't cultivate like this, how can you cultivate?" Taotie looked at them suspiciously, and asked very seriously: "Isn't it cultivated like this?"
Yuan Kang wiped his face. He finally knew why Tao Juze liked to use electronic products of the Nokia Duck brand when he was in college.
It turned out that they thought that San'er was cash-strapped, and they tried to take San'er to do part-time jobs to earn a little money so as to improve his living standard without any trace.
Looking at it now, heh, it’s because the brand of Nuoji Duck is so shock-resistant...
Have you ever seen which electronic equipment maintenance is all based on smashing and falling? !
Although he complained like a landslide in his heart, Yuan Kang showed a Buddhist smile on his face: "Yes, that's how I cultivated."
Taotie nodded in satisfaction, and said thoughtfully: "I just said that our way is not wrong..."
Chen Ze and the others were all smiling, yes, yes, you are good-looking and talented, what you said is correct.
"However, the quality of your company's equipment is not very good." Taotie said with a serious face, "Although it is said to be waterproof, it cannot prevent boiling water. This is very inconvenient."
Yuan Kang continued to nod his head with a smile on his face. Yes, yes, you are all right. It’s all because the quality of these equipment is too fragile. It’s just rubbish if you don’t even have hot water.
...This is the best live broadcast equipment of Yuanyuan Live Broadcasting Company! !the best! !
Chen Ze held a pile of firewood and looked up at the sky helplessly. Even military equipment cannot prevent boiling water.
"It's a problem with the material." Tao Juze walked over to have a look, and said calmly, "They are all ordinary materials, so of course they cannot prevent boiling water."
Yuan Kang squinted at Tao Juze, if you have the ability, why don't you find me a material that can prevent boiling water?
"Go back and find Brother Li." Huang Cang, who was addicted to peeling nuts, suddenly raised his head and said, "I remember that he has a lot of interesting materials, maybe there are anti-magma materials."
Chen Ze and others: "..."
Is there something wrong with their ears, they seem to have heard magma... two words?
Zhao Ji smiled honestly, nodded his head in agreement and said: "Yes, Xiao Li should have it. I remember that he made a utensil for Xiao He that can withstand the temperature of liquid iron a while ago."
Taotie also nodded, patted Yuan Kang on the shoulder and said: "Then I'll take you to find Li Xuan when I have time, forget it now, I don't know which valley this kid and Uncle Lian Shan went to drink .”
Yuan Kang, who was completely dumbfounded: "..."
No, can you guys stop talking about completely unflattering things in such a bland tone.
Chen Ze and Yuan Kang couldn't help but fell into self-doubt.
What should have been a sensation and a shock was as normal as drinking water and eating in Lingju Village.
If they show a shocked face now, won't they appear superficial and unsophisticated?
Cough, hold on, hold on!
Yang Jian held a small husky in one hand, and glanced at Chen Ze and the others indifferently.
The psychological activities of these human races are probably like a dynamic picture that Tao Tao showed him.
A mouse growled with its mouth wide open, which was quite interesting.
...To tell you the truth, it's called 【Groundhog Scream.JPG】.
"That's fine. Boss and the others will live in the village for a few days anyway. There's no rush." Tao Juze waved his hand and said calmly, "The problem now is that the equipment is broken. What about the live broadcast?"
"Tao Tao~ It seems that the lens is broken~"
The spider sisters were already gathered in front of the display screen, greeting everyone with smiles.
"Now everyone says that they can hear the sound but not see the picture~"
"Oh, these people... are so cute~ They say they are already familiar~"
The author has something to say: The plot line is about to jump up!
Brother Hou suddenly entered my dream when I was sleeping last night, and told me that if I arranged a card for him, he would give me ginseng fruit!
snort!Am I such an easy-to-buy Cuckoo!I will not sell my soul easily!
The mood has calmed down, thank you old guys for your comfort and encouragement!Hug every old buddy and sing you the Divine Comedy~
Thanks to the old man who threw the grenade: 1 night purple blue;
Thanks to the old buddy who threw the mines: dream 1;
Thanks to the old buddy of the irrigation nutrient solution: 20 bottles of the favorite of my life; 5 bottles of Zhuzhu, Nuoxong, and Dream; 1 bottle of Ah Fang;
Thank you very much for your support, I will try my best to flap my wings and think about how to cuckoo~
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