my years as the chosen one
Chapter 102 Bottom Line & Distribution
After smiling at Yang Jian several times with a hippie smile,
Tao Juze continued: "Second Brother, when you were in the capital's Pangda Mall, many people remembered your incredible strength. Later, Huang Xiaocang threw a tiger and beat a wild wolf during the live broadcast."
"I don't know your real identities, so everyone thinks that you are using the legendary martial arts. The boss told me that the people in our Lingju Village have been [special attention]."
"What's more, in addition to the force value against the sky, there are sister Dongqiao's embroidery, Uncle Wen's calligraphy and painting skills, sister Heng'e's lullaby, and Uncle Zhao's cooking skills."
Tao Juze sighed, and said softly: "The people in our village only occasionally go out of the village to buy things. On weekdays, there are very few outsiders who can enter the village, and they rarely deal with outsiders."
"People who want to make friends with our village after the live broadcast has become famous are like crucian carp crossing the river. Unfortunately, there is no way. After all, threatening people in our village is courting death, and you can't get in touch with lures."
Yang Jian buckled the iron pot to control the water, and reminded: "Now there are village guard wolves and village guard tigers."
Tao Juze nodded his head and said: "Yes, so if we blindly do not deal with the outside world and let [them] see no hope at all, as the saying goes, dogs can jump over walls when they are anxious, and rabbits can bite people when they are anxious Woolen cloth."
"Humans are ruthless, but anyone dares to plot." Tao Juze smiled and pointed upwards: "It's like a sentence that hangs on my lips every day, people will definitely beat our big boss."
"So I thought, if [they] can be compared to a little donkey, then the boss is the carrot hanging from the little donkey."
Tao Juze narrowed his eyes, and said with a cute smile, "You have to give me some hope...well~"
Tao Juze's ending was very long, and it sounded very unscrupulous.
Yang Jian wiped his hands with a clean cloth, and said without any fluctuations in emotion: "Chen Ze and the others have already made an oath, so it doesn't matter if you treat them like carrots."
The corner of Tao Juze's mouth twitched, yes, he almost forgot that the boss and the others made a vow.
Generations of Cruciatus or something, it sounds worth trembling.
"Of course I will not push the boss to the edge of the cliff and stick out jio
Jio kicked them down~" Tao Juze hugged Yang Jian's thigh again, and said with a smile: "Although there is a suspicion of relatives, but even if the boss and the others have attracted us, their character will not be bad. go. "
"What's more, I still have a bug like your second brother~"
Yang Jian looked down at his leg pendant, raised the corner of his mouth and gently touched the pendant's head.
"So, instead of making me believe in people I've never met, it's better to take advantage of the boss."
Tao Juze rubbed Yang Jian's thigh and said, "After all, people's hearts are biased. Although nepotism is not a good thing, it's not a bad thing either."
"Second brother, what do you think?"
Yang Jian's eyes were soft, and he said in a very gentle tone: "It's okay, as long as you are happy."
Tao Juze bared his teeth, in an extremely good mood: "Second Brother, you understand me, okay?"
Conversations between smart people never need to be crystal clear.
With just a few words, a look, and a certain tone of voice, you may understand what the other party wants to express.
For example, Tao Juze hoped that Yang Jian could turn a blind eye and close both eyes to ignore Chen Ze and the others getting [benefits] from Lingju Village.
For example, Yang Jian will not only pretend not to see it, but also intends to act according to Tao Juze's mood, which is an unspeakable fact.
Tao Juze and Yang Jian looked at each other and smiled, everything was kept silent.
"Then let's go to the thatched shed now." Tao Juze let go of Yang Jian's thighs, stood up and ran out, grinning and said: "Boss and the others are people who don't touch the sun, I'm afraid they are not helping Uncle Zhao, but It's adding to the chaos~"
Yang Jian calmly followed behind him, looking softly at Tao Juze who was bouncing in front of him.
Apart from being mischievous, there is nothing wrong with it, Yang Jian thought in his heart.
...The god of justice, who is increasingly obsessed with pottery and health preservation, has almost completely forgotten the bottom line of his actions. It is really earth-shattering and gratifying.
Zhao Ji's thatched shed is very lively now.
The seven spider spirits, Tao Tie, Chen Ze and his party of five, Ji Liang and Huang Cang are all in place.
"Didn't you say you were going to work?!" Gu Bai jumped in front of Kira and said, "Why are you showing up again now?!"
Taotie, who was observing the alien race from the side, raised his eyebrows slightly upon hearing this.
Hey, it's interesting that this human race is so energetic.
Hearing Gu Bai's angry speech, Ji Liang rubbed his wrist calmly.
Of course, it was because I ran into the sisters of Huangcang's family on the way. The sisters said that Uncle Zhao would show off his skills and hold a gourmet feast in the thatched shed today, so it was impossible to work, absolutely impossible.
Even if Zhenjun carried him to the Zhanxiantai to peel the skin and bones, he would have to eat before he was full!
It can be said that he is very ambitious.
Ji Liang looked down at Gu Bai, who was a head shorter than him, tilted his head and grinned for a few seconds, then quickly stretched out his hands and rubbed Gu Bai's head like a yellow warehouse.
Gu Bai was furious in an instant, chasing Ji Liang to beat him up and down.
While jumping up and down to dodge, Jiliang didn't forget to provocate a few more words, it was really skinny.
Gu Chen glanced at his stupid younger brother who was being played around, and couldn't help but sighed deeply.
What can I do if I'm so stupid, and I don't know if someone will want him if I raise my brother's dowry a little bit more.
After thinking about it, Gu Chen began to inexplicably calculate the total assets of the Gu family in his brain, thinking about whether half of it would be enough for his brother's dowry...
Chen Ze was usually a prudent elite, but at this time he opened his eyes slightly and looked at the earthen stove in the thatched shed with a strange expression on his face.
This looks like something interesting!
Situ Ming and Yuan Kang hit it off very well. Both of them drooled at the various ingredients with their eyes shining.
The expressions of the two are also very synchronized, they are almost half-brothers.
Taotie scratched his head, looked at Zhao Ji and asked, "Uncle Zhao, shall we broadcast live together today?"
Zhao Ji nodded, and said with a smile: "Yes, Tao Tao said that there are many people today, and it will be more lively in a live broadcast room."
Ji Liang, who was avoiding Gu Bai, suddenly sprained his ankle, and Gu Bai hit him straight.
Gu Bai's strength in beating people is of course too small for Ji Liang, and now he is full of thoughts about whether this kid Tao Juze is trying to make trouble again.
Taotie also raised his head and looked up at the sky in silence, ever since the little Taozi somehow fell into the eyes of the True Monarch, and with the support of the Xiansheng Zhenjun, his ability to squeeze the gods has become more and more proficient, he is really close to Zhu Zhechi, close to Mo Those who are black, those who are close to the real king are like the real king.
Now if any villager in the village has not been squeezed by Tao Juze, they are embarrassed to drop by and chat. After all, only after being squeezed can they have a common topic.
It is simply the highest state of having fun while suffering - deceiving oneself and others.
The seven spider sisters surrounded Zhao Ji with smiles and chirping.
"Uncle Zhao, can we be on camera today?"
"That's right, we are tired of being customer service every day, and occasionally want to hang out under the camera~"
"Is my clothes a bit conservative, do you want to change to something cooler?~"
Chen Ze looked at the fairy girls who were already dressed in cool and hot clothes, thinking about the definition of the word conservative in his mind.
Could it be that he is too outdated?Is the current definition of conservative already miniskirts and tights?
When Tao Juze and Yang Jian arrived, they happened to hear some spider sisters talking about their conservative clothes, and Tao Juze couldn't help sighing.
The Internet is a double-edged sword.
It didn't matter if I didn't know it before, but after I found out about bikinis on the Internet, the spider sisters all firmly believed that they wore too much on weekdays.
The human race can wear so openly, are they not as good as the human race? !
If Grandpa Tao hadn't asked He Qiong and Dongqiao to come and have a good chat with them in person, the spider sisters really planned to run all the way on the avenue wearing bikinis or even cooler every day and never look back.
Zhao Ji also thought of this, coughed a few times and changed the subject directly: "Since everyone is here, we are going to broadcast live."
"Wait, our tasks haven't been assigned yet." Tao Juze said hastily: "Uncle Zhao, you have to make arrangements for us before live broadcasting, otherwise there will be a mess."
Yang Jian nodded slightly to express his agreement with Tao Juze's words.
Zhao Ji patted his forehead, and said somewhat annoyedly: "Look at my brain, I'm happy to be a little confused."
"Let me see, Chen Ze, Gu Chen, and Ji Liang are in charge of chopping firewood and lighting the fire, Yuan Kang and Situ Ming are in charge of washing vegetables, Tao Tao and... Tao Tao will help me peel garlic and onion, and give it to me during my live broadcast. Give me something to start with."
Zhao Ji almost told Yang Jian to help him peel the onion and garlic, feeling his heart stopped suddenly and he almost couldn't breathe.
Even if you lend him ten guts, he wouldn't dare to let Zhenjun do the work.
He felt that he was living happily, and he didn't want to dissipate between heaven and earth for the time being.
Yang Jian's eyes flickered slightly.
Heh, Zhao Ji's reaction was quite quick.
It's one thing for him, Yang Jian, to take the initiative to work, but it's another thing to be directed to work.
The Judiciary God must not be ordered to do things, and it has simply lost the reputation of the Judicial Palace.
"Hee hee, second brother, you need to help me peel the onion and garlic later." Tao Juze whispered in Yang Jian's ear.
Yang Jian nodded lightly, look, this is the correct expression for him to take the initiative to work.
"Miss Huang Jiaqi, you are girls, just take care of arranging plates, chopsticks and spoons."
"Huang Cang, just help me peel this basket of various nuts. It's quite simple for you."
Zhao Ji wiped the big kitchen knife, looked at Taotie and said, "Little Tie, it's even easier for you. You can treat yourself as a brick now, move it wherever you need it, and go to help wherever there is a lack of people."
Taotie looked up at the sky.
Hey, he thinks he can.
Gu Bai listened left and right but didn't hear Zhao Ji arrange things for him, so he asked anxiously, "What about me? What about me?"
Zhao Ji was stunned, uh, he really forgot about this little guy...
But this guy with thin arms and legs probably won't be able to do much, so he might as well arrange the dishes with the sisters of Huangcang's family. .
"You are in charge of the camera." Tao Juze suddenly opened his mouth while touching his chin, and said seriously to Gu Bai: "Today's live broadcast camera is not fixed, you can play freely with the live broadcast equipment."
Everyone: "..."
Sorry, it was too windy, they couldn't hear what Tao Juze said without glasses.
The author has something to say: Taotao: Anyway, I’m going to make a big move, so it’s better to make it bigger~
Bad news to the old folks, my Tachibana, she's... bald.
I really didn't notice that this thing was so close to the little sun, when I noticed, to be precise, when I smelled the smell, the soft fur of this thing was already scorched.
Trimming it with scissors is dumbfounding. Is this guy trying to turn himself into a roast cat? !
Old folks, if you have a cat, you should pay attention, don't let the cat get too close to the heater, it will really get muddy.
Okay, good night everyone, (づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭
Thanks to the old buddy of the irrigation nutrient solution: say, am I your father, 10 bottles of Ji Wei Lemon; 2 bottles of Nuan Dong;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard to become a flying Gu Gu Gu Da~
Tao Juze continued: "Second Brother, when you were in the capital's Pangda Mall, many people remembered your incredible strength. Later, Huang Xiaocang threw a tiger and beat a wild wolf during the live broadcast."
"I don't know your real identities, so everyone thinks that you are using the legendary martial arts. The boss told me that the people in our Lingju Village have been [special attention]."
"What's more, in addition to the force value against the sky, there are sister Dongqiao's embroidery, Uncle Wen's calligraphy and painting skills, sister Heng'e's lullaby, and Uncle Zhao's cooking skills."
Tao Juze sighed, and said softly: "The people in our village only occasionally go out of the village to buy things. On weekdays, there are very few outsiders who can enter the village, and they rarely deal with outsiders."
"People who want to make friends with our village after the live broadcast has become famous are like crucian carp crossing the river. Unfortunately, there is no way. After all, threatening people in our village is courting death, and you can't get in touch with lures."
Yang Jian buckled the iron pot to control the water, and reminded: "Now there are village guard wolves and village guard tigers."
Tao Juze nodded his head and said: "Yes, so if we blindly do not deal with the outside world and let [them] see no hope at all, as the saying goes, dogs can jump over walls when they are anxious, and rabbits can bite people when they are anxious Woolen cloth."
"Humans are ruthless, but anyone dares to plot." Tao Juze smiled and pointed upwards: "It's like a sentence that hangs on my lips every day, people will definitely beat our big boss."
"So I thought, if [they] can be compared to a little donkey, then the boss is the carrot hanging from the little donkey."
Tao Juze narrowed his eyes, and said with a cute smile, "You have to give me some hope...well~"
Tao Juze's ending was very long, and it sounded very unscrupulous.
Yang Jian wiped his hands with a clean cloth, and said without any fluctuations in emotion: "Chen Ze and the others have already made an oath, so it doesn't matter if you treat them like carrots."
The corner of Tao Juze's mouth twitched, yes, he almost forgot that the boss and the others made a vow.
Generations of Cruciatus or something, it sounds worth trembling.
"Of course I will not push the boss to the edge of the cliff and stick out jio
Jio kicked them down~" Tao Juze hugged Yang Jian's thigh again, and said with a smile: "Although there is a suspicion of relatives, but even if the boss and the others have attracted us, their character will not be bad. go. "
"What's more, I still have a bug like your second brother~"
Yang Jian looked down at his leg pendant, raised the corner of his mouth and gently touched the pendant's head.
"So, instead of making me believe in people I've never met, it's better to take advantage of the boss."
Tao Juze rubbed Yang Jian's thigh and said, "After all, people's hearts are biased. Although nepotism is not a good thing, it's not a bad thing either."
"Second brother, what do you think?"
Yang Jian's eyes were soft, and he said in a very gentle tone: "It's okay, as long as you are happy."
Tao Juze bared his teeth, in an extremely good mood: "Second Brother, you understand me, okay?"
Conversations between smart people never need to be crystal clear.
With just a few words, a look, and a certain tone of voice, you may understand what the other party wants to express.
For example, Tao Juze hoped that Yang Jian could turn a blind eye and close both eyes to ignore Chen Ze and the others getting [benefits] from Lingju Village.
For example, Yang Jian will not only pretend not to see it, but also intends to act according to Tao Juze's mood, which is an unspeakable fact.
Tao Juze and Yang Jian looked at each other and smiled, everything was kept silent.
"Then let's go to the thatched shed now." Tao Juze let go of Yang Jian's thighs, stood up and ran out, grinning and said: "Boss and the others are people who don't touch the sun, I'm afraid they are not helping Uncle Zhao, but It's adding to the chaos~"
Yang Jian calmly followed behind him, looking softly at Tao Juze who was bouncing in front of him.
Apart from being mischievous, there is nothing wrong with it, Yang Jian thought in his heart.
...The god of justice, who is increasingly obsessed with pottery and health preservation, has almost completely forgotten the bottom line of his actions. It is really earth-shattering and gratifying.
Zhao Ji's thatched shed is very lively now.
The seven spider spirits, Tao Tie, Chen Ze and his party of five, Ji Liang and Huang Cang are all in place.
"Didn't you say you were going to work?!" Gu Bai jumped in front of Kira and said, "Why are you showing up again now?!"
Taotie, who was observing the alien race from the side, raised his eyebrows slightly upon hearing this.
Hey, it's interesting that this human race is so energetic.
Hearing Gu Bai's angry speech, Ji Liang rubbed his wrist calmly.
Of course, it was because I ran into the sisters of Huangcang's family on the way. The sisters said that Uncle Zhao would show off his skills and hold a gourmet feast in the thatched shed today, so it was impossible to work, absolutely impossible.
Even if Zhenjun carried him to the Zhanxiantai to peel the skin and bones, he would have to eat before he was full!
It can be said that he is very ambitious.
Ji Liang looked down at Gu Bai, who was a head shorter than him, tilted his head and grinned for a few seconds, then quickly stretched out his hands and rubbed Gu Bai's head like a yellow warehouse.
Gu Bai was furious in an instant, chasing Ji Liang to beat him up and down.
While jumping up and down to dodge, Jiliang didn't forget to provocate a few more words, it was really skinny.
Gu Chen glanced at his stupid younger brother who was being played around, and couldn't help but sighed deeply.
What can I do if I'm so stupid, and I don't know if someone will want him if I raise my brother's dowry a little bit more.
After thinking about it, Gu Chen began to inexplicably calculate the total assets of the Gu family in his brain, thinking about whether half of it would be enough for his brother's dowry...
Chen Ze was usually a prudent elite, but at this time he opened his eyes slightly and looked at the earthen stove in the thatched shed with a strange expression on his face.
This looks like something interesting!
Situ Ming and Yuan Kang hit it off very well. Both of them drooled at the various ingredients with their eyes shining.
The expressions of the two are also very synchronized, they are almost half-brothers.
Taotie scratched his head, looked at Zhao Ji and asked, "Uncle Zhao, shall we broadcast live together today?"
Zhao Ji nodded, and said with a smile: "Yes, Tao Tao said that there are many people today, and it will be more lively in a live broadcast room."
Ji Liang, who was avoiding Gu Bai, suddenly sprained his ankle, and Gu Bai hit him straight.
Gu Bai's strength in beating people is of course too small for Ji Liang, and now he is full of thoughts about whether this kid Tao Juze is trying to make trouble again.
Taotie also raised his head and looked up at the sky in silence, ever since the little Taozi somehow fell into the eyes of the True Monarch, and with the support of the Xiansheng Zhenjun, his ability to squeeze the gods has become more and more proficient, he is really close to Zhu Zhechi, close to Mo Those who are black, those who are close to the real king are like the real king.
Now if any villager in the village has not been squeezed by Tao Juze, they are embarrassed to drop by and chat. After all, only after being squeezed can they have a common topic.
It is simply the highest state of having fun while suffering - deceiving oneself and others.
The seven spider sisters surrounded Zhao Ji with smiles and chirping.
"Uncle Zhao, can we be on camera today?"
"That's right, we are tired of being customer service every day, and occasionally want to hang out under the camera~"
"Is my clothes a bit conservative, do you want to change to something cooler?~"
Chen Ze looked at the fairy girls who were already dressed in cool and hot clothes, thinking about the definition of the word conservative in his mind.
Could it be that he is too outdated?Is the current definition of conservative already miniskirts and tights?
When Tao Juze and Yang Jian arrived, they happened to hear some spider sisters talking about their conservative clothes, and Tao Juze couldn't help sighing.
The Internet is a double-edged sword.
It didn't matter if I didn't know it before, but after I found out about bikinis on the Internet, the spider sisters all firmly believed that they wore too much on weekdays.
The human race can wear so openly, are they not as good as the human race? !
If Grandpa Tao hadn't asked He Qiong and Dongqiao to come and have a good chat with them in person, the spider sisters really planned to run all the way on the avenue wearing bikinis or even cooler every day and never look back.
Zhao Ji also thought of this, coughed a few times and changed the subject directly: "Since everyone is here, we are going to broadcast live."
"Wait, our tasks haven't been assigned yet." Tao Juze said hastily: "Uncle Zhao, you have to make arrangements for us before live broadcasting, otherwise there will be a mess."
Yang Jian nodded slightly to express his agreement with Tao Juze's words.
Zhao Ji patted his forehead, and said somewhat annoyedly: "Look at my brain, I'm happy to be a little confused."
"Let me see, Chen Ze, Gu Chen, and Ji Liang are in charge of chopping firewood and lighting the fire, Yuan Kang and Situ Ming are in charge of washing vegetables, Tao Tao and... Tao Tao will help me peel garlic and onion, and give it to me during my live broadcast. Give me something to start with."
Zhao Ji almost told Yang Jian to help him peel the onion and garlic, feeling his heart stopped suddenly and he almost couldn't breathe.
Even if you lend him ten guts, he wouldn't dare to let Zhenjun do the work.
He felt that he was living happily, and he didn't want to dissipate between heaven and earth for the time being.
Yang Jian's eyes flickered slightly.
Heh, Zhao Ji's reaction was quite quick.
It's one thing for him, Yang Jian, to take the initiative to work, but it's another thing to be directed to work.
The Judiciary God must not be ordered to do things, and it has simply lost the reputation of the Judicial Palace.
"Hee hee, second brother, you need to help me peel the onion and garlic later." Tao Juze whispered in Yang Jian's ear.
Yang Jian nodded lightly, look, this is the correct expression for him to take the initiative to work.
"Miss Huang Jiaqi, you are girls, just take care of arranging plates, chopsticks and spoons."
"Huang Cang, just help me peel this basket of various nuts. It's quite simple for you."
Zhao Ji wiped the big kitchen knife, looked at Taotie and said, "Little Tie, it's even easier for you. You can treat yourself as a brick now, move it wherever you need it, and go to help wherever there is a lack of people."
Taotie looked up at the sky.
Hey, he thinks he can.
Gu Bai listened left and right but didn't hear Zhao Ji arrange things for him, so he asked anxiously, "What about me? What about me?"
Zhao Ji was stunned, uh, he really forgot about this little guy...
But this guy with thin arms and legs probably won't be able to do much, so he might as well arrange the dishes with the sisters of Huangcang's family. .
"You are in charge of the camera." Tao Juze suddenly opened his mouth while touching his chin, and said seriously to Gu Bai: "Today's live broadcast camera is not fixed, you can play freely with the live broadcast equipment."
Everyone: "..."
Sorry, it was too windy, they couldn't hear what Tao Juze said without glasses.
The author has something to say: Taotao: Anyway, I’m going to make a big move, so it’s better to make it bigger~
Bad news to the old folks, my Tachibana, she's... bald.
I really didn't notice that this thing was so close to the little sun, when I noticed, to be precise, when I smelled the smell, the soft fur of this thing was already scorched.
Trimming it with scissors is dumbfounding. Is this guy trying to turn himself into a roast cat? !
Old folks, if you have a cat, you should pay attention, don't let the cat get too close to the heater, it will really get muddy.
Okay, good night everyone, (づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭
Thanks to the old buddy of the irrigation nutrient solution: say, am I your father, 10 bottles of Ji Wei Lemon; 2 bottles of Nuan Dong;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard to become a flying Gu Gu Gu Da~
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