my years as the chosen one
Chapter 10 Oath & Oracle
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Speaking of this, Zhao Ji sighed, full of melancholy and said: "It's a pity that the merit points we have earned are simply a drop in the bucket."
The other people and the chicken also looked like they were moaning.
Life in the Immortal's family is not easy either.
Tao Juze sat cross-legged on the bed, supported his head with one hand, and touched the big yellow chicken that had just jumped into his arms and squatted with the other. After pondering for a while, he opened his mouth: "Can I ask a few questions?"
Zhao Ji nodded: "You ask."
Tao Juze squeezed Huang Cang's chicken wings, and asked curiously, "You are all required to live together, and you are not allowed to run around, how do you earn merit points?"
Ji Liang curled his lips: "It's just selling things, selling grain, fruit, fish, poultry, everything, and the things sold are loved by the human race, and the love value will be converted into the power of faith, and then it will be converted into corresponding merit. value."
"This concept doesn't seem rigorous..." Tao Juze frowned.
"If it follows the logic you just said, then everyone might as well become a film and television star or something. Does the merit value of something that thousands of human races chase after love come much faster than selling things?"
Kira snorted twice, and reminded wordlessly: "We can only live together together."
Being a star is usually a one-handed struggle, how can a village struggle together?
What kind of mass event do you think it is?
After being silent for a while, Tao Juze said with difficulty: "Okay, pretend I didn't say anything."
Everyone didn't care about Tao Juze's tone.
"Oh, it's worrying to think about it. Human beings are really amazing now, and we are all amazed by the abundance of supplies."
"In the past, people burned incense and prayed for good weather, but now it's all satellite positioning and artificial rainfall.
"We pay attention to science in everything, and we also ask that we are not allowed to become immortals after the founding of the People's Republic of China. Fortunately, we are all immortals before the founding of the People's Republic of China."
Tao Juze: "..."
OK.
Just be happy.
The topic of the people went further and further away, Tao Juze coughed involuntarily, and said with a straight face: "Okay, I still have an important question!"
Seeing his serious expression, everyone immediately became serious, and Tao Juze opened his mouth in the next second.
"Do you have any salary?"
Everyone: "..."
After waiting for a while and not getting an answer, Tao Juze couldn't help but frowned and said in surprise: "No, you can't feed the horse if you want the horse to run away. Is it okay to work for nothing? The big boss, the Emperor of Heaven, is not qualified for the exam! Do you have a human resources certificate?"
Everyone: "..."
Why do you always focus on these strange places?
It's all lumbar intervertebral discs, but you are more prominent, right?
Huang Daji shook his wings and pecked at Tao Juze, speechless: "Be careful of being struck by lightning!"
The real big boss is not the emperor of heaven, but the way of heaven.
You want to get hacked, don't you?
Zhao Ji waved his hand, also with a speechless expression: "What are you thinking...of course."
"All merit points are [-] points, we stand at [-]." As for the [-], you know.
Tao Juze rubbed his chin and squinted his eyes: "What is the distribution of the two? More work, more work, less work, less work, no work, or distribution according to the head?"
Grandpa Tao: "Master Tiandao distributes according to how much each person pays."
No creature can lie under the nose of Tiandao.
Tao Juze lowered his eyes and didn't speak for a while.
"Are the people in our village considered great gods or small immortals?" Tao Juze asked suddenly.
Everyone looked awkward, and Huang Daji's muffled voice sounded: "I really hate this question."
Ji Liang laughed dryly, and said with some embarrassment: "Almost all the people in our village are little fairies, and none of them have much talent."
The difference between a great god and a small fairy is the difference between heaven and earth, clouds and mud.
It's like an egg trying to be harder than a rock.
Overthinking.
Tao Juze nodded, and said thoughtfully, "In other words, the people in our village are actually grasshoppers after autumn on a rope, and it's almost cold."
Everyone: "..."
This seems to be quite right, but why does it feel wrong?
"Okay, I have to change my original plan." Tao Juze clapped his palms, and said with a serious expression: "If tomorrow, time, place, god and everything are available, our village can still rush to the end of the road to destroy the village." It’s something that makes people sigh and make ghosts cry, okay?”
Everyone was stunned, and Ji Liang jumped up from the chair first and asked, "What do you mean? What's the plan?"
Tao Juze looked at Ji Liang in surprise: "You think I went to the town today to sneak you?"
Kira: "..." You look me in the eyes and say it again?
Tao Juze laughed seeing Ji Liang's speechless expression: "Didn't I say it before, we need to develop our village."
Kira: "..."
"But I really just wanted our village to make a fortune and become well-off."
Speaking of this, Tao Ju smacked his lips twice and then sighed: "Don't talk about getting rich and going to a well-off society in the end, our village is about to be wiped out."
Everyone: "..." Don't talk about it in such a tone, okay?
We also want to save face!
"So, I decided to make a fortune and save the village in combination with saving the village! I want all the villagers in our village to earn so much merit that they can go for nothing! I want our Lingju Village to become the number one legendary village in China!" Tao Juze The right hand points to the void, revealing an ambitious look.
As soon as the words fell, a strong and dazzling golden light suddenly appeared on Tao Juze's body.
Tao Juze: "...???"
Everyone: "...!!!"
The sky, the oracle descended from the sky!
The golden light lasted for a full ten seconds before fading away.
The room was silent.
After half a sound.
The big yellow chicken broke free from Tao Juze's arms, and flew onto Ji Liang's head, gloating and laughing: "Master Tiandao approves your words!"
Tao Juze hadn't recovered from the shock of becoming a statuette, subconsciously asked: "What?"
Zhao Ji looked at Tao Juze sympathetically, and wanted to pat his head: "Your oath has been approved by Master Tiandao."
Silly boy, he was sold and returned the money.
Ji Liang covered his mouth and looked at Tao Juze while suppressing a smile.
Tao Juze felt a little bad: "...I'm sorry I didn't wear glasses, so I couldn't hear what you just said."
Grandpa Tao looked at Tao Juze with an inexplicable expression: "The oath you just made! Let all the villagers in our village earn a lot of merit to play for fun! Let Lingju Village become the number one legendary village in China! These oaths have been passed away. Lord Tiandao approves!
Speaking of this, Zhao Ji sighed, full of melancholy and said: "It's a pity that the merit points we have earned are simply a drop in the bucket."
The other people and the chicken also looked like they were moaning.
Life in the Immortal's family is not easy either.
Tao Juze sat cross-legged on the bed, supported his head with one hand, and touched the big yellow chicken that had just jumped into his arms and squatted with the other. After pondering for a while, he opened his mouth: "Can I ask a few questions?"
Zhao Ji nodded: "You ask."
Tao Juze squeezed Huang Cang's chicken wings, and asked curiously, "You are all required to live together, and you are not allowed to run around, how do you earn merit points?"
Ji Liang curled his lips: "It's just selling things, selling grain, fruit, fish, poultry, everything, and the things sold are loved by the human race, and the love value will be converted into the power of faith, and then it will be converted into corresponding merit. value."
"This concept doesn't seem rigorous..." Tao Juze frowned.
"If it follows the logic you just said, then everyone might as well become a film and television star or something. Does the merit value of something that thousands of human races chase after love come much faster than selling things?"
Kira snorted twice, and reminded wordlessly: "We can only live together together."
Being a star is usually a one-handed struggle, how can a village struggle together?
What kind of mass event do you think it is?
After being silent for a while, Tao Juze said with difficulty: "Okay, pretend I didn't say anything."
Everyone didn't care about Tao Juze's tone.
"Oh, it's worrying to think about it. Human beings are really amazing now, and we are all amazed by the abundance of supplies."
"In the past, people burned incense and prayed for good weather, but now it's all satellite positioning and artificial rainfall.
"We pay attention to science in everything, and we also ask that we are not allowed to become immortals after the founding of the People's Republic of China. Fortunately, we are all immortals before the founding of the People's Republic of China."
Tao Juze: "..."
OK.
Just be happy.
The topic of the people went further and further away, Tao Juze coughed involuntarily, and said with a straight face: "Okay, I still have an important question!"
Seeing his serious expression, everyone immediately became serious, and Tao Juze opened his mouth in the next second.
"Do you have any salary?"
Everyone: "..."
After waiting for a while and not getting an answer, Tao Juze couldn't help but frowned and said in surprise: "No, you can't feed the horse if you want the horse to run away. Is it okay to work for nothing? The big boss, the Emperor of Heaven, is not qualified for the exam! Do you have a human resources certificate?"
Everyone: "..."
Why do you always focus on these strange places?
It's all lumbar intervertebral discs, but you are more prominent, right?
Huang Daji shook his wings and pecked at Tao Juze, speechless: "Be careful of being struck by lightning!"
The real big boss is not the emperor of heaven, but the way of heaven.
You want to get hacked, don't you?
Zhao Ji waved his hand, also with a speechless expression: "What are you thinking...of course."
"All merit points are [-] points, we stand at [-]." As for the [-], you know.
Tao Juze rubbed his chin and squinted his eyes: "What is the distribution of the two? More work, more work, less work, less work, no work, or distribution according to the head?"
Grandpa Tao: "Master Tiandao distributes according to how much each person pays."
No creature can lie under the nose of Tiandao.
Tao Juze lowered his eyes and didn't speak for a while.
"Are the people in our village considered great gods or small immortals?" Tao Juze asked suddenly.
Everyone looked awkward, and Huang Daji's muffled voice sounded: "I really hate this question."
Ji Liang laughed dryly, and said with some embarrassment: "Almost all the people in our village are little fairies, and none of them have much talent."
The difference between a great god and a small fairy is the difference between heaven and earth, clouds and mud.
It's like an egg trying to be harder than a rock.
Overthinking.
Tao Juze nodded, and said thoughtfully, "In other words, the people in our village are actually grasshoppers after autumn on a rope, and it's almost cold."
Everyone: "..."
This seems to be quite right, but why does it feel wrong?
"Okay, I have to change my original plan." Tao Juze clapped his palms, and said with a serious expression: "If tomorrow, time, place, god and everything are available, our village can still rush to the end of the road to destroy the village." It’s something that makes people sigh and make ghosts cry, okay?”
Everyone was stunned, and Ji Liang jumped up from the chair first and asked, "What do you mean? What's the plan?"
Tao Juze looked at Ji Liang in surprise: "You think I went to the town today to sneak you?"
Kira: "..." You look me in the eyes and say it again?
Tao Juze laughed seeing Ji Liang's speechless expression: "Didn't I say it before, we need to develop our village."
Kira: "..."
"But I really just wanted our village to make a fortune and become well-off."
Speaking of this, Tao Ju smacked his lips twice and then sighed: "Don't talk about getting rich and going to a well-off society in the end, our village is about to be wiped out."
Everyone: "..." Don't talk about it in such a tone, okay?
We also want to save face!
"So, I decided to make a fortune and save the village in combination with saving the village! I want all the villagers in our village to earn so much merit that they can go for nothing! I want our Lingju Village to become the number one legendary village in China!" Tao Juze The right hand points to the void, revealing an ambitious look.
As soon as the words fell, a strong and dazzling golden light suddenly appeared on Tao Juze's body.
Tao Juze: "...???"
Everyone: "...!!!"
The sky, the oracle descended from the sky!
The golden light lasted for a full ten seconds before fading away.
The room was silent.
After half a sound.
The big yellow chicken broke free from Tao Juze's arms, and flew onto Ji Liang's head, gloating and laughing: "Master Tiandao approves your words!"
Tao Juze hadn't recovered from the shock of becoming a statuette, subconsciously asked: "What?"
Zhao Ji looked at Tao Juze sympathetically, and wanted to pat his head: "Your oath has been approved by Master Tiandao."
Silly boy, he was sold and returned the money.
Ji Liang covered his mouth and looked at Tao Juze while suppressing a smile.
Tao Juze felt a little bad: "...I'm sorry I didn't wear glasses, so I couldn't hear what you just said."
Grandpa Tao looked at Tao Juze with an inexplicable expression: "The oath you just made! Let all the villagers in our village earn a lot of merit to play for fun! Let Lingju Village become the number one legendary village in China! These oaths have been passed away. Lord Tiandao approves!
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