Monster Kitchen

Feng Zhuo is good-looking, the kind that blurs gender boundaries.

Fortunately, after adulthood, the contour lines have become a bit more fortitude, and it looks like a graceful tree facing the wind, handsome and extraordinary.But when Feng Zhuo was still young, he really couldn't tell the difference between male and female.

When Feng Zhuo entered the Special Case Bureau, he was only 13 years old. Because of his appearance, he was ridiculed and bullied by many big monsters.

Feng Zhuo has suffered a lot because of this face, so even though he used his fist to teach the monsters of the Special Case Bureau the principle of "disaster comes from the mouth" when he was 15 years old, he still treats his face Still a little nervous.

Therefore, when he heard the little dinosaur say "You are so beautiful", Feng Zhuo reflexively clenched his five fingers and crushed the rubber toy in his hand.

The black body of the rubber toy squeezed out from the searing fingers, like a grape decompression ball, extruding many round balls.

But it was still strong and didn't even break the skin.

Feng Zhuo's eyes widened slightly, he didn't know if he was frightened or shocked.

The little dinosaur's head squeezed out from the gap between the scorching tiger's mouth, its face transformed into a small grape, its mouth seemed to be pulled to both sides, and the gums were exposed.

That's it, the little dinosaur continued to flirt with a distorted face: "Baby is still so wild. But I like everything about you~"

The last word "Huan" was pronounced "Fan" because of the mouth.

Feng Zhuo: "..."

Feng Zhuo ignored the little dinosaur's words, and his eyes stayed on the little dinosaur's black grape-like body.Feng Zhuo's fingers loosened a little, and then tightened, the little dinosaur's body also shrank and squeezed.

Feels a bit like a water balloon.

The little dinosaur seemed to be pinched very comfortably, he groaned and said, "Honey, you are so enthusiastic, I will—"

Before he finished speaking, the little dinosaur was pinched by Feng Zhuo, with one hand and one side, and then pulled hard.Grape-shaped baby dinosaurs become thread-like.

Little dinosaur: "..."

Feng Zhuo looked at the little dinosaur in a line, and his eyes widened in astonishment: "The rubber band spirit?"

Little dinosaur: "..." Are you serious?

Feng Zhuo didn't know if he was serious, but he was very interested in the little dinosaurs, and tied the little linear dinosaurs into a bow.

It was probably the first time seeing such a strange monster, Feng Zhuo couldn't put it down so much that he almost used it to weave a Chinese knot.

Martin was also dumbfounded, but he was more delighted than surprised.

Martin looked at the bow-knot-shaped little dinosaur and beamed with joy: "My God, it turned out to be a baby dragon!"

Feng Zhuo: "..." Can your Abraham be tied into a bow?

Martin didn't think there was anything wrong, because in Martin's perception, dragons are omnipotent.

The little dinosaur was bathed in Martin's adoring eyes, and proudly shook the butterfly's wings, and then the bow suddenly slid, closed, and bulged, and turned back into the shape of a fist-sized rubber toy.

The little dinosaur stood on the ground of the straw hut, stood upright on its hind legs, and even started to fuck with its little short hands.

Little dinosaur: "Yes, I am a dragon. And I will become a very great dragon. I allow you to call me Lord Mo."

Martin: "Master Ah Mo!"

Feng Zhuo: "..."

To be honest, for a fool like Martin, the money in his pocket has not been cheated until now, which shows that the folk customs in this world are still quite simple.

Feng Zhuo didn't intend to explain to Martin that "this thing is not a dragon" - the explanation is also unclear.

Feng Zhuo reached out and pinched the little dinosaur, narrowing his eyes condescendingly: "What kind of monster are you?"

The little dinosaur was pinched by the neck, like a kitten caught in its mouth, and it calmed down obediently.

But for Feng Zhuo's question, the little dinosaur was clearly doing Tai Chi: "Honey, no matter what kind of monster I am, my love for you will never change, you have to trust me."

Feng Zhuo didn't like it, and asked again: "Do you have anything to do with Tongtianlin?"

There are two reasons why Feng Zhuo asked this question: one is an ordinary egg-born monster, although he has been enlightened since he was born, the most he can remember is the memories that are still in the eggshell.But this one is completely an old fritter; the second is the location where this egg appeared, it was in Tongtian Forest, and just after Feng Zhuo picked it up, Feng Zhuo crossed the border.

Feng Zhuo suspected that this monster might be a descendant of the big monster back then.

Facing Feng Zhuo's questioning, the little dinosaur simply admitted: "Of course, I am the son of Tongtianshu!"

Feng Zhuo: "..."

As a botanical monster, Feng Zhuo responsibly guarantees that no tree monster in the three thousand worlds looks like this when it breaks its shell.

Feng Zhuo didn't believe in the little dinosaur, but he didn't show it, because the little dinosaur was the only clue for him to cross the border.

Feng Zhuo followed the little dinosaur's words and asked: "You are the son of Tongtianshu, so it is because of you that I crossed the border this time?"

The little dinosaur was lifted in mid-air, not forgetting its concave shape. It held its two short hands, its tail swayed slowly, and said deeply: "This time it was my mistake, I just broke the shell, and I still don't have the power to control it." Not very skilled. But baby, don’t worry, I know how to get back.”

Feng Zhuo's eyes light up slightly.

But he still doesn't believe the little dinosaur's words - mainly because this guy is too unreliable judging from his words and deeds after breaking the shell.

Feng Zhuo raised his eyebrows: "Oh, then how do you go back?"

Little Dinosaur: "It's very simple, as long as you find the Tongtian Tree, you can go back."

Feng Zhuo: "..."

Little Dinosaur: "Believe it or not, the Tongtian Tree is more than the one in the human world. In fact, the Tongtian Tree in the Human World is just the root of the real Tongtian Tree. The reason why the Tongtian Tree can reach three thousand worlds , precisely because its roots have taken root in many worlds. As long as we find the Tongtian Tree in this world, we can go back~"

I've never heard of that.

Feng Zhuo was dubious about the little dinosaur's words.But for now, Feng Zhuo has no other choice.

Feng Zhuo said lightly: "Let's assume that what you said is true for the time being, do you know where the Tongtian tree in this world is?"

The little dinosaur was silent.

Feng Zhuo: "..." It really is unbelievable.

The little dinosaur looked at the disgust and distrust floating on Feng Zhuo's face, and was anxious: "Don't, baby, although I don't know, I have a sense with Tongtianshu. As long as it is within a certain range, I can feel it." it."

Feng Zhuo squinted his eyes - the credibility of this statement is [-]%.

But forget it, at least I have a clue.

Feng Zhuo loosened his hand and pinched the little dinosaur in his palm, the palm of his hand just wrapped around the little dinosaur's fat buttocks.It was heavy, round, soft and very elastic, Feng Zhuo couldn't hold it back and squeezed it.

It feels surprisingly good.

So Feng Zhuo didn't put down the little dinosaur, just held it in his hand and played with it.The little dinosaur also had a happy face, and used its tail to hook and seal Burning's fingers.

And it wasn't until this time that Martin had a chance to interject.

Martin looked bewildered and confused: "What do you mean by what you just said?"

Feng Zhuo fooled the past perfunctorily: "Reminiscing about the old days."

Feng Zhuo actually still has a lot to ask, but judging from the conversation at this meeting, the little monster is just talking about running the train, he doesn't know which sentence is true and which sentence is false, so Feng Zhuo suppresses it for the time being.

All in all, we must first get out of this dense forest.

Martin didn't dig into the bottom of the question. He covered his stomach with an aggrieved expression on his face: "I'm so hungry. Let's find something to eat first."

Feng Zhuo also agreed.

The dense forest environment is very complicated, and it is one of the geographical environments that Feng Zhuo dislikes very much.But because many monsters in the human world like to hide in corners, Feng Zhuo is very familiar with these environments.

From the current point of view, the basic environment of this world is similar to that of the human world.

Feng Zhuo looked at the two suns in the sky, and guessed that the temperature difference between night and day would be scary.So it's best to find a place to live first.

Feng Zhuo told Martin his thoughts.Martin agrees.

Martin: "We are deep in the dense forest. If we want to go back, we will have to walk in it for at least two days before we can reach the edge of the dense forest."

When Martin said to go back, he naturally went back to Abraham's castle.

Feng Zhuo: "Then let's go there first. Find something to eat along the way."

Martin: "Okay, okay, Feng Zhuo, what are you looking for to eat? Abraham once found me a kind of red berry. He said he found it in a dense forest. It was just this big, with thin and soft skin, very sweet and delicious. Sweet."

Feng Zhuo glanced at Martin's fist, and then at Martin who looked expectant.

Feng Zhuo belatedly realized a problem: "You... don't know anything that can be eaten?"

Martin blinked, recalling the memory, a little ashamed: "I was in the castle, and it was Abraham who brought me food."

Feng Zhuo: "..."

Martin still had some expectations: "Feng Zhuo, which mountain are you on? How many food do you know?"

Feng Zhuo casually said, "I'm in the same situation as you."

Martin suddenly felt like a deflated ball: "Then what shall we do?"

"Of course it's time for me to appear~"

Said the dinosaur ball that Feng Zhuo was playing with.

Feng Zhuo looked down, his eyebrows twitched - because he felt that the pinching felt good, so Feng Zhuo's hands didn't stop.At this time, the little dinosaur had lost its original appearance and was pinched into a black and gold ball.

Feng Zhuo: "..." This is probably not a plasticine spirit.

The little dinosaur didn't change back to its original shape, so it clung to Feng Zhuo's hand and said, "I dare not say anything else in the three thousand worlds, but I recognize most of the food~"

Feng Zhuo raised his eyebrows, and Martin's eyes lit up.

The fanboy Martin went online in a second. He bent down and looked at the little dinosaur at the same level, his eyes were about to jump out of the stars: "Master Ah Mo, you are amazing!"

The little dinosaur hummed: "Of course, I am the son of Tongtianshu~"

Feng Zhuo didn't speak.

The two set off with one ball.

But it turns out that the little dinosaur wasn't talking big.

The little dinosaur pointed out many edible fruits, wild vegetables, and plant roots.It even found several seasonings, and a dish with its own saltiness to replace table salt.

Although Feng Zhuo can't accurately know the details of each plant's taste, efficacy, etc., he can still tell whether it is poisonous or not.The little dinosaurs found these, regardless of the taste, but they are all non-toxic.

They walked for more than two hours, and finally found a concave mountain depression by a stream for camping.

And by the stream, the little dinosaur also found the red berries that Martin said—but probably because of the season, the berries were already dry and shrunk to the size of an egg.

But Martin was still very happy. He hugged the small tree and ate it while picking it.

Feng Zhuo also tasted one, although the appearance is not very good, but the taste is really sweet and has a delicate fragrance.

Feng Zhuo also stuffed the little dinosaur. The little dinosaur was so happy that he swallowed the stuffed fruit in one gulp.

Feng Zhuo: "..." This fruit must be half the size of a small dinosaur.

But the little dinosaur couldn't finish it, he opened his mouth and acted like a baby to Feng Zhuo: "Honey~ I want to eat~"

Feng Zhuo blinked, picked another one and handed it to the little dinosaur's mouth.The little dinosaur took a sip and swallowed again.The belly is still the same small belly, and the stature is still the same small stature.

Feng Zhuo thought, there must be a black hole in the belly of the little dinosaur.

Feng Zhuo then fed the little dinosaur five more fruits, but the little dinosaur still opened its mouth like a chick waiting for the next one.

Feng Zhuo stopped playing, and went to take care of the night residence with the dinosaur ball.

Because this mountain col is facing the stream, it is relatively humid, and it is not acceptable to sleep directly on the ground.Feng Zhuo broke some branches in the nearby dense forest, and then drained their moisture with spells. Some of them were spread on the ground, and some of them were used as firewood for cooking later.

After Feng Zhuo finished the firewood, Martin came over stroking his belly with a contented and happy face.

Really good to feed.

Martin didn't want to be lazy, seeing Feng Zhuo busy, he asked if he could help.

They walked all the way, and they picked more or less the food recognized by the little dinosaur, which was enough to eat at night.So Feng Zhuo asked Martin to see if he could get some small prey.

To be honest, Feng Zhuo didn't have much hope - after all, Martin gave him the impression that a piece of pure milk is silly and sweet.

But Martin brought Feng Zhuo a surprise.

In less than half an hour, Pure Milk Martin brought back a bird the size of a wolfhound.

The bird was gray and camouflaged, making it hard to spot in dense woods.Its wings are not well developed, and they are small and attached to the sides, basically for decoration.But its two legs are very thick, and its claws are as big as two adult fists, and the tips of the claws have a metallic luster; its beak is also very large, and there are sharp serrations on the edge of the beak.

You can tell at a glance that this guy is not easy to mess with.

But Martin was unscathed, not even his clothes were dirty.

Feng Zhuo thought, well, at least he was raised by a dragon, so he can't be useless.

But soon Feng Zhuo didn't think so - because Martin couldn't cook.

Feng Zhuo felt incredible: "You and Abraham are the only two people in the castle? Then who usually cooks?"

Martin: "The food that Abraham brought back is all cooked."

Feng Zhuo: "..."

By the way, the most indispensable thing for a creature like a dragon is money.

After Martin answered the question, he looked at Feng Zhuo pitifully.

Feng Zhuo accepted his fate as the head chef.

Feng Zhuo: "Let's deal with the ingredients first."

Martin is a complete kitchen idiot, but fortunately he does what he is told to do efficiently.

Feng Zhuo asked him to wash all the root ingredients, peel and cut them into pieces, and wash the leafy vegetables.Martin did so swiftly, and there was no psychological pressure when he used the sword to chop vegetables.

Feng Zhuo dealt with the bird. Feng Zhuo didn't have a knife, but he was a monster.

When Martin was finishing those vegetables, Feng Zhuo had also finished handling the big bird—the meatiest legs of the big bird were cut off separately and cut into pieces; the bird frame was cut in half, the head and buttocks Removed; the internal organs were also discarded by Feng Zhuo because they were too troublesome to deal with.

Feng Zhuo cleaned the blood carefully, and the blood went away along the stream, so it would not cause them any trouble.

Martin was not surprised by Feng Zhuo's speed - because Feng Zhuo is a dragon breeder, and of course a dragon breeder is as omnipotent as a dragon.

Martin was just curious about what Feng Zhuo was going to do: "Abraham often brought back barbecue, but what he brought back were whole beasts. What are you doing to cut the meat so small?"

Whole?

Feng Zhuo felt that he might have misunderstood something before, so he asked casually, "Didn't Abraham bring home the cooked food?"

Martin tilted his head: "No, Abraham hates crowded places. He hunts by himself, he is very good at breathing fire, and his dragon's breath is so powerful that the skin of the beast is burnt when he sips it out. I like to eat that There is a bit of skin attached to the bottom of the burnt shell, which is chewy~"

Feng Zhuo: "..."

Poor boy.

Feng Zhuo put down the processed ingredients, took the branches that hadn't been drained before, and said, "I'm going to make a barbecue."

The reason why Feng Zhuo cooks barbecue is very simple, because they don't have any pots and utensils.

Martin was a little disappointed, because he really ate a lot of barbecue.But because he doesn't know how to cook, he obediently shut up.

Feng Zhuo ignored Martin. He first picked out the seasonings that the little dinosaur had mentioned before, and tasted them one by one. With some confidence in his heart, he started to do it.

Feng Zhuo first processed two bird legs.

Put the diced bird leg meat with some starchy rhizomes, then add the chopped seasoning plants, mix well, wrap it with that kind of salty vegetable leaf, and then wrap it with a strong thick leaf stand up.

The leaves were wrapped in three layers, then tied with ropes made of soft and moist bark, and placed directly into the dug stove pit.Put another layer of dead wood and leaves on top, and start a fire.

The remaining bird racks were opened by Feng Zhuo with branches, and placed directly on the fire to roast.The savory vegetables are also mashed into juice, used as seasoning, and evenly brushed on the bird stand with a small brush torn from a tree branch.

Other vegetables are relatively simple, just skewer them, wait for the oil on the bird rack to bake, and use a small brush to dip and brush on the vegetable skewers.

Feng Zhuo did these things very smoothly.This is not only the survival skills of the special forces, but also Feng Zhuo's interest.

Feng Zhuo likes to cook, and also likes to do handwork.He actually likes the quiet life very much. When he was in the Feng family, he played chess with his eldest brother, raised flowers with the old lady, played crazy with Ling Ling, and practiced boxing with Keyi...

Feng Zhuo likes this kind of life that is so comfortable that it makes one's bones crumble.

But his debts did not allow him to live like this.

When the sky in the dense forest darkens, the baked things are basically ready.The taste of the skewered vegetables is not too light, and there is also a special aroma of spice plants. Because the skewered ingredients are different, the taste is also very rich, and you can taste several flavors in one skewer.

There is a bird stand that has only been brushed with salt water, and it has been baked to a shiny, and the bird's skin is also burnt yellow.There is not much meat in the taste, but the taste is very chewy. The trace of meat torn from the bone is the most delicious.Even the bones can suck out some bone oil.

Finally, there are three bags of big leaves pulled from the ashes of the fire.

But because of the protection of the ash, only the outer layer of leaves was charred black.When the leaves are peeled off, there is a mixed fragrance that hits the nostrils immediately.

The chicken legs and vegetables in the leaf bag are the most seasoned, and the aroma is naturally incomparable to the vegetable skewers and bird racks.What's even more commendable is that the bird leg meat inside is not dry, on the contrary, it is very tender and smooth. After one bite, the crystal clear hot gravy comes out.The starchy rhizomes inside the leaves are also soaked in gravy and seasonings during the roasting process, and they absorb all the flavors like a sponge, and then blend them into a very harmonious and delicious melody.

This meal is actually very simple, and it can even be said to be crude.But Martin and the little dinosaur both ate with tears in their eyes.

Martin: "Woo... It's been a long time since I ate such soft food."

Little Dinosaur: "Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu."

Feng Zhuo: "..."

Forget it, Martin, what's up with your "also" just out of its shell?

Feng Zhuo didn't speak, the two of them finished all the ingredients with one ball, and then went back to their respective nests.

Martin took a cloth bag from his trouser pocket and scattered it outside the cave.It is said to prevent animals and insects and ants.

Feng Zhuo didn't care, and didn't mention the night watch.Although Martin and David's team knew that there was a night watch in the dense forest.But now there is a dragon by his side - even though it is a baby dragon, isn't there a dragon breeder?

Then why keep watch at night, the wild animals have to run around, okay?

So Martin and Feng Zhuo both fell asleep with peace of mind.

Both of them were very tired after a day of hard work, and fell asleep after falling down.

After they fell asleep, Feng Zhuo's little dinosaur tied with a rope opened his eyes.The little dinosaur clung to Feng Zhuo's head, and when he opened his eyes, he faced Feng Zhuo's face.

The little dinosaur looked at Feng Zhuo quietly with its golden eyes open, and there seemed to be light flowing in those eyes, as if they were still like stagnant water.

In the next second, the little dinosaur suddenly disappeared, and a tall and strong man appeared in the valley.The rope that was originally tied to the little dinosaur was now wrapped around the little finger of the man's right hand.

The man's upper body and feet were bare, and he wore only a pair of silk slacks; his skin was dark, and there were golden tattoos extending from his vest to his arms.The tattoos are complicated and delicate, looking under the moonlight, they seem to be in the shape of branches and leaves.

The man has long black hair that reaches his waist, and the long hair blocks the light, making it impossible to see his face clearly.I could only vaguely see the man leaning down, lying on his side beside Feng Zhuo, wrapping Feng Zhuo in his arms to keep out the night's damp and cold.

Feng Zhuo didn't notice the man's appearance, he let out a small animal-like humming sound, then his body spontaneously found a comfortable position in the man's arms, his head was arched into the man's arms, and he fell into a deeper sleep.

Seeing this, the corner of the man's mouth curled up in a gentle arc.A deep and lazy voice came from the dark mountain valley.

"Sweet dreams, my darling."