don't touch my ghost

As soon as Zhang Wan came home, she saw Zhang Han slumped on the sofa with a box of candied fruit watching TV happily. She pursed her lips and stretched her neck to look towards the kitchen. Really busy. Feet do not touch the ground.

Because he can float.

Zhang Wan entered the door and threw the bag in Zhang Han's body, and while washing his hands, he muttered: "You see, my sister-in-law is so used to you! You're almost degenerating into a high paraplegic. Apart from that mouth, where else can you move?"

Zhang Han shook his legs and tried to shake Zhang Wan's bag onto the sofa, but he made a mistake and the bag fell to the ground.

Fortunately, Zhang Wan was washing his hands in the bathroom, so he didn't see this scene.

Zhang Han was really too lazy to get up, so he stretched out his nimble toes, hooked Zhang Wan's bag strap, and put the bag back on the sofa with his feet.

Zhang Wan babbled for a long time, came out and saw Zhang Han was still watching TV with candied fruit in his mouth, as if he didn't hear anything about TV, he filed his teeth angrily, rolled up his sleeves and rushed into the kitchen.

"Sister-in-law, do you want to help?!"

Ji Kai was trying to knock a fish unconscious with the back of his knife, but was startled by Zhang Wan's menacing voice, and the blade in his hand went straight through his face.

Fortunately, he was a ghost, and there was no bloody scene, but the fish seemed very dissatisfied with the back of the knife that hadn't dropped after waiting for a long time, and flicked its tail with all its strength to perform fancy postures on the chopping board.

After this period of "hell" experience, Zhang Wan has become immune to all kinds of weird phenomena.She rushed over to pull the kitchen knife from Ji Kai's face, raised and lowered the knife neatly, the fish finally finished its performance, opened its mouth weakly, and remained still.

Zhang Wan returned the kitchen knife to the frightened Ji Kai: "Sister-in-law, look what you have done to my brother! If this continues, he will be crippled!"

While skilfully making cuts on the fish's back, Ji Kai said gently, "How could it be? His spiritual power is so strong that he won't be disabled even if he lies down for 100 years. Don't worry, Xiaowan."

Zhang Wan was helpless, rolled her eyes at the sky, and silently envied her lucky brother in her heart, why did he pick up such a good boyfriend?

"Sister-in-law, you two, who chased who?" Zhang Wan asked gossipingly, leaning against the kitchen wall with arms folded.

"Uh...it seems to be me..." Ji Kai seriously put seasoning on the back of the flaked fish, frowning and answering with some hesitation.

"You must have been fooled by him." Zhang Wan said firmly, "Even if you took the initiative, he must have seduced you!"

Just as he was talking, a date stone nail flew over from the living room and hit Zhang Wan on the back of the head.

Zhang Wan hissed in pain, and shouted: "Zhang Han, you are going to die! Hidden weapon again!"

"Is Zhang Han your name?" Zhang Han's lazy business came from the living room, "It's a big treason!"

Zhang Wan puffed his face angrily: "If you have the ability, you can teach me martial arts and spiritual power, otherwise, what kind of ability are you bullying me, a weak woman who has no strength to restrain a chicken?"

Zhang Han's laughter was crisp and clear: "Haha, weak women these days can knock out a big fish that even old men can't handle?"

Zhang Wan couldn't beat him, her face flushed with anger, she tugged on Ji Kai's sleeve and acted like a spoiled child: "Sister-in-law, look at him!"

Ji Kai was helpless, and raised his voice to the living room, "Zhang Han, if you have nothing to do, help me out and buy some green onions?"

The living room was suddenly quiet, only the crying heroine on TV could be heard acting coquettishly.

Zhang Han closed his eyes, skillfully pretending to be dead.

Zhang Wan rolled her eyes for the third time after entering the door, walked to the door, picked up her bag, kicked Zhang Han who was pretending to be dead, and slammed the door to buy green onions.

Zhang Han heard the door knock and opened his eyes, only to find that Ji Kai was squatting in front of the sofa with a big fish in his arms at some point, staring at him.

He sat up from the sofa in fright, and kept stroking his chest: "Ancestor, where are you from?"

"When do you plan to return to normal?" Ji Kai said leisurely.

"Am I abnormal?" Zhang Han looked down at himself, then touched his face, "I'm quite normal." Looking back at Ji Kai with big innocent eyes blinking.

Ji Kai couldn't resist his eyes like this, but this time he still gritted his teeth and stared, his expression unchanged, and continued to say leisurely: "You can't just keep fighting with Xiao Wan just because she found a boyfriend. She is already an adult Now, she has the right to love freely. Even if you are her brother, you can't interfere with her in such an irrational way. "

Zhang Han stood up from the sofa like a cat whose tail had been trampled on: "Who won't let her fall in love. If she wants to fall in love, she should find a decent person to fall in love with! She is a good little girl, find a ghost Is it plausible!"

Zhang Han looked at Ji Kai's gloomy expression, and the arrogance that had just ignited immediately extinguished. He sat back on the sofa sleepily, lowered his head and said in a low voice, "I'm sorry...I didn't mean that..."

Ji Kai pursed his lips and did not speak, but the lowered eyelids could not completely conceal the disappointment in his eyes.

He stood up with the fish in his arms, and walked back to the kitchen step by step like an ordinary person.

Zhang Han sat on the sofa, looked at Ji Kai's back, remorse, guilt and boredom became a mess in his heart.With a strange cry of "ah", he ruffled his hair violently.

The movement in the kitchen was as usual, orderly, busy but not messy.But Zhang Han listened to the voice that reassured him in the past, but somehow felt a tightness in his chest and flustered.

Finally he put down the jar of preserves and got up from the sofa.Swinging off the two long legs, she walked into the kitchen a few steps, and gently hugged Ji Kai from behind.

Ji Kai's movement of cutting vegetables froze, and then he sighed softly.

Hearing Ji Kai's sigh, Zhang Han buried his face on Ji Kai's shoulder, and said in a strong nasal voice, "You know, I didn't mean that..."

Ji Kai gave a soft "um" and said, "I know."

Hearing Ji Kai's gentle voice, Zhang Han felt more and more wronged, and hugged Ji Kai even tighter.

Ji Kai had no choice but to put down the kitchen knife, turned around forcibly, he stretched out his hand to lift Zhang Han's chin, looked into his red eyes, and said, "I know what you think, and Xiaowan must understand what you think, but you should too. I know what Xiaowan thinks."

Zhang Han curled his lips, feeling aggrieved: "I know, but I... I don't want her to suffer...Girls, don't you want to be peaceful and stable for a lifetime...Humans and ghosts have different paths, I am a man and I can bear it, but Xiao Wan is a girl..."

Finally, Ji Kai's heart relented. He stretched out his arms and pulled Zhang Han into his arms. He gently ran along his back to comfort him, and comforted him softly: "I understand your heart, and Xiao Wan must understand it too. But love always has ups and downs, no It may be smooth sailing and everything is sweet and smooth.

Even if Xiaowan finds someone else, can you guarantee her a lifetime of happiness without any hardship? "

As Ji Kai said, he held Zhang Han's face in front of him again, and fixedly looked into his eyes: "If I let you leave me and find a human being you don't love to live an ordinary life, would you be willing?"

Zhang Han shook his head like a rattle, clutching Ji Kai's waist tightly, and said firmly, "I don't!"

Looking at his childish attachment, Ji Kai's heart seemed to have turned into a lump of cotton candy, soft and sweet. He couldn't help but gently kissed away the tears of grievance on Zhang Han's face, and continued to persuade in a hoarse voice: "Then how can you ask Xiaowan to leave her love and live a so-called ordinary and stable life?"

Zhang Han's eyes hesitated, his expression relaxed a bit, but he still said stubbornly: "But we are different from them...we can love each other from life to life..."

"They are all creatures created by Empress Nuwa, what are the distinctions? How do you know that they will not love each other from this life onwards?" Ji Kai looked at Zhang Han seriously with burning eyes. Serious but firm.

When Zhang Han said these words to him at first, he still laughed at Zhang Han's stupidity, but now these words have been deeply engraved in his soul together with Zhang Han.

Zhang Han couldn't hide from Ji Kai's gaze, and finally bowed his head in compromise, "Then at least... she has to bring it for me to have a look."

"Listen to you." Ji Kai said, bowed his head and kissed the corner of Zhang Han's lips.

Zhang Han took advantage of the situation and bit his lip, gritted his teeth as if venting his anger, and said vaguely with his lips in his mouth: "It sounds good, obviously you have the final say on major matters, now listen to me."

With a smile in his eyes, Ji Kai stretched out the tip of his tongue to lick Zhang Han's front teeth on his lips, pried open his lips, and drove straight in, deepening the kiss.