don't touch my ghost

Zhang Han hardly remembers how he got back to the dormitory, he only came to his senses the moment his butt touched the edge of the bed.

Staring straight at the small jade bottle containing talisman water on the table, Zhang Han murmured in his heart: This little Taoist nun is nagging, give me this talisman water that can see ghosts, just listening to it makes me sick Panic, if that ghost grows another three-headed and six-armed monster with a big mouth...

Zhang Han patted his face in the mirror, thinking that if he was young and young, drinking this talisman water would not fail to see ghosts, and if he put his own life in it, the gain would outweigh the loss.

Just as he was lost in thought, Pumpkin bought food from outside and opened the door to come in. Zhang Han hurriedly put the little jade bottle in his pocket.

"How is it?" Pogua's eyes were sharp, seeing Zhang Han in the dormitory, he jumped up in a hurry, "What did you hide? Did the Taoist sister give it to me?!"

"There's nothing...it's not for you anyway." Zhang Han protected his pocket, kicked the pumpkin away from his body nimbly, took out a steamed bun from the pumpkin's hand, and quickly changed the subject: "Today's steamed bun It's a bit hard..."

"Don't change the subject for me. In order to solve your problems, my buddy has included all the Taoist sisters who have been reincarnated from the gods. Why don't you tell me the details to relieve my itch." Wagua straightened her face come over.

"As for the young lady, I just said she looks small, I didn't expect her to be younger than me..." Zhang Han took two mouthfuls of food and muttered, "You said you still have a crush on her for half your life , you didn't even know how old he was..."

"Impossible!" Wagua also took a pair of chopsticks and sat down next to Zhang Han, "My grandma took me to see it. I haven't grown it yet, and she was already a slim girl at that time... ..."

"Then how did she say that I am older than her..." Zhang Han touched his face, there was nothing wrong with it, it was fine skin and tender flesh, how could it look so vicissitudes?

Taking advantage of Zhang Han's inattention, a big evil hand quietly stretched out to Zhang Han's pocket.

"Haha, tell me, what is this?" Wagua held up a small jade bottle proudly.

Zhang Han touched his pocket and almost choked to death: "Give it to me quickly, it's not a joke to break it."

"Isn't this the life-saving talisman water that Daoist sister gave you?!" Wagua looked indignant, "She didn't give it to me at the beginning... Could it be that good-looking people have special benefits? This is too unfair Bar!"

"I'm half right. This is indeed the talisman water that your Taoist sister gave me, but it's not for saving lives. If you want to try this benefit, I won't stop you."

"How about drinking it?" Wagua held up the small bottle with a girlish look of anticipation.

"I drank it~ the effect is tsk tsk... especially if you take it at night, the effect is better. Make sure you take a sip and think twice." After speaking, Zhang Han still did not forget to wink at the pumpkin.

"Damn it! It's real!" Luo Gua shook her hands, her little face flushed, "Why did my Taoist sister... give you this kind of water?"

Pumpkin, an innocent little virgin, was completely cheated by Zhang Han. Zhang Han suppressed a smile when he saw him like this: "Your aunt Tao said that after drinking it, I only think about ecstasy, what kind of monsters and ghosts?" , put it all to the back of my mind.”

Wagua believed it to be true, and quickly put the little jade bottle on the table, for fear that he would break it if he was not careful. He thought to himself, such a good thing, sister Daoist also gave Zhang Han, hey, this era of face-seeking ...

Zhang Han lost his appetite after two mouthfuls of food, so he turned over and got into bed. During this period of time, due to poor sleep, this so-called iron body lost his appetite for eating.

Reminiscing back then, when he could make five steamed buns by himself, Zhang Han tossed and turned on the bed restlessly, feeling uncomfortable everywhere.

"Are you really planning to drink it?" Wagua looked at Zhang Han being tortured, broke off a piece of steamed bun and stood in front of Zhang Han's bed, eating it seriously.

"Fuck it, drink it!" Zhang Han turned over from the bed and sat up in a jerk, rubbing his hair vigorously as if venting his anger.

Wagua was taken aback, and murmured to himself: Isn't it just drinking a happy talisman water, why is it like going to die...

As Zhang Han spoke, he picked up the small jade bottle on the table and pulled off the lid. He looked like a strong man who was gone and would never return, and shouted in his heart: "Isn't it just a hell, no one is afraid of anyone! Lao Tzu You can't let a ghost torture you to become thinner and thinner, and die!"

Pumpkin is also a weakling, picked up the big tea mug with Doraemon printed on the table, and bumped the cup with Zhang Han.

"Dry!!!"

What kind of tricks are these...

Zhang Han, who usually moves like a rabbit, after drinking this talisman water, lay quietly on the bed, like a lady of a big family, with his hands folded and a smile on his face.

"Brother, can we stop acting like we're dead..."

"Stay away from me with your crow's mouth." Zhang Han pretended to be quiet for no more than five seconds.

Suddenly, as if remembering something, Zhang Han sat up in shock in his dying state: "Quickly, pass me my coat!"

Wagua was like a little maid at the moment, and took Zhang Han's coat over. Zhang Han took out a soul-fixing talisman from the pocket of the coat, held it tightly in his hand, and lay back on the bed. Quietly waiting for the night to fall...

On this day, Ji Kai, as usual, escorted the Mei who had been captured back to the underworld to go to hell, and by the way, went to guard the big-headed iron lock Mei called Zhi.

Generally speaking, the ghosts who are brought back to the underworld have already been beaten to pieces by the ghost guards and lost all their skills, so a weak ghost ghost guard like Ji Kai can cope with it.

Ji Kai didn't squat down to that charm again today, and was about to hand over today's errand and go to see Zhang Han, but unexpectedly, something happened on this errand.

Ji Kai stood at the gate of the underworld, taking the roll call seriously as usual.

A skinny skull with only skeletons left passed by Ji Kai. Ji Kai clicked his name and looked up at him. The flesh on the skeleton's face must have been rotted away, leaving only two bloodshot eyes. His fish bubble eyes were embedded in the sockets, and when Ji Kai looked at him, he couldn't help but took a half step back in fright.

Although Ji Kai is already a ghost, after all, he still has a girlish heart, and he would still be terrified when he sees such a terrifying ghost.

But not only Ji Kai was shocked, but the skeleton charm also seemed to be shocked, dragging the skeleton back six or seven steps in a row, staring at Ji Kai with hostility.

Ji Kai was puzzled, and stepped forward to want him to return to the team, but the skeleton charm seemed to be facing a formidable enemy, and almost used all the remaining skills to push Ji Kai, Ji Kai was defenseless, and could only dodge to the left , but that palm still hit Ji Kai's right shoulder.

Ji Kai staggered, fell heavily to the ground, and spat out a mouthful of black blood.

The surrounding hell patrols sensed the riot, and immediately rushed over to tie up the skeleton ghost.

The moment before Skull Mei was tied up by the guards and escorted into the underworld, he turned his head and glanced at Ji Kai who was lying on the ground. His eyes met Ji Kai's. That Skull Mei's fish-bubble eyes were very fierce. There was another trace of doubt.

This skeleton charm did not hesitate to use up all his remaining skills to give Ji Kailai a slap. For Ji Kai, this slap might just be a few days of recuperation.But for a Mei who is about to go to hell to be tortured, plus the crime of attacking and injuring a ghost guard, it is estimated that he will be killed ten times.

Ji Kai got up from the ground clutching his wound, looking at the back of Skull Mei who was being escorted to hell, puzzled.

A guard from hell floated over to care about Ji Kai: "This shift has been handed over, you can go back and rest."

Ji Kai kept nodding his head in thanks, and asked by the way: "What time is it?"

"It's about time."

Zhang Han should fall asleep at this point, Ji Kai thought, if he went back to recuperate, he would lie down by himself, why not go to sleep with Zhang Han!

Eh?Why does this sound weird...

do not care!How did you say that?When people are weak, they most want to see the person they like, not to mention that Ji Kai vomited blood, how fragile it is.

Just like that, the Hell Patrol watched as Ji Kai clutched his right shoulder, and hurriedly floated towards the world.