don't touch my ghost

However, Ji Kai went to work diligently every day, squatted down persistently, and never saw the charm named Zhi again.

He still used his rest time every day to see Zhang Han who was sleeping soundly, and talked to Zhang Han about the novel things he saw in the underworld and hell that were not seen in the world, or about the adventures or adventures he encountered in his work. or spooky stories.

This feeling made Ji Kai feel very happy, as if all the things he didn't say when he was alive were just for saving to say slowly to the person he likes after he died.

Although he couldn't hear that person at all, but because he couldn't hear, Ji Kai said whatever came to his mind, instead he was relaxed and happy.

It's just that Ji Kai didn't know that the happy moments he created harmed the people he liked.

Because Ji Kai came to see Zhang Han on time every day, Yan found out his whereabouts, and Yan who pestered Zhang Han slipped away before Ji Kai came every day.Zhang Han, who left the nightmare in half and then stopped abruptly, was entangled in the dream.

And Zhang Han doesn't know why, every day after the nightmare ends abruptly, he can always vaguely hear someone muttering something in his ears. It's next to his ear, but the more he tries to hear it, the more he can't hear it clearly.Tortured, he couldn't sleep well every night.

Every morning when I wake up and look at the dark circles under my eyes that fall to my shoulders in the mirror, Zhang Han can't help cursing, what kind of evil is this?

Finally, the brother in the lower bunk couldn't stand it any longer, and quietly said to Zhang Han, "Don't you let the little devil pester you?"

Zhang Han rolled his eyes helplessly, gritted his teeth and said: "If this is really a ghost, he is also a master with kidney deficiency. He can't speak clearly, and he seems to be dying at any time. I have been listening hard for several nights. I didn't even hear that he was ugly and Yinmao."

Hearing this, the brother in the lower bunk wrinkled his rather big face into a pumpkin, looked around like a thief, and saw no one else, so he leaned into Zhang Han's ear and said mysteriously: " To tell you the truth, my buddy was haunted by little ghosts when he was a child, and it made me wet the bed until he was 14..."

Hearing this, Zhang Han spit out a mouthful of porridge, almost choking the rice grains into his trachea: "Dude, are you sure your bedwetting is being entangled by a kid? Isn't it a female ghost or a vixen or something?"

Wagua blushed, brushed off the rice grains that Zhang Han sprayed on him, snorted and said, "Do you know what's good or bad? Brother, here's a trick for you! Are you a bit serious!"

Zhang Han wiped his mouth, stopped laughing, sternly cooperated with the pumpkin, and said in a thief-like voice: "Brother, please enlighten me."

Wagua clicked his tongue, was too lazy to be poor with him, and continued to say mysteriously: "Later, my grandma saw that I couldn't do it like this. She was afraid that my bed-wetting would affect her marriage in the future, so she asked someone to introduce a Taoist nun! It's in the west of the city! "

Speaking of this, Wagua suddenly lowered her voice, but her expression was extremely excited: "That Taoist nun is amazing. She is not a few years older than us, but she is said to be very talented! She can arrange blocks into gossip before she can walk, and she can do it as soon as she can talk. Knowing how to recite Tongxuan scriptures, when she was a little older, she ran away from home and went to the broken Taoist temple in the west of the city. She said she wanted to become a monk, and she was caught by her family several times, but she tried to run out again. In the end, there was no way at home. The Taoist nun saw her sincerity, so she took her in. You don't know, after this little Taoist nun entered the Taoist temple, there were no more lost girls crying at night near the Taoist temple, and even the old people lived long... "

The more Wagua talked, the more excited he became, his eyebrows fluttering and dancing, and he praised the Taoist nun as if he was a fairy. Zhang Han couldn't hold it back, so he covered his non-stop mouth, "Don't come here, the little Taoist nun is very beautiful. Bar?"

Pumpkin's face instantly turned into a braised pig's head, and he pulled Zhang Han's hand away indiscriminately, his eyes flickering: "Then... that sister Taoist sister is the reincarnation of fairy girl... that must be pretty..."

Zhang Han clicked his tongue a few times and pinched his throat to imitate the Japanese language: "Sister Daoist~~~ Is anyone agreeing to be your sister? I don't usually see it, you are so bold that you dare to fight the idea of ​​reincarnated fairy?"

Pumpkin poked her neck and turned her head: "Who... who made her idea... She is a monk, don't talk nonsense..."

It's rare for Zhang Han to see the squashed look of the pumpkin, and he couldn't stop laughing: "You can also return to the vulgar if you are a monk~ You work hard and let her move the heart, won't it be enough?"

Wagua's neck was red from the laughter, she stood up abruptly, and said angrily: "I'm too lazy to talk to you! Anyway, I told you, it's the Taoist temple in the west of the city, her Taoist name is Xuanmeng, you love to go there Don't go, don't let that kid with kidney deficiency pick up yang and replenish yin for you!" After saying these words, Wagua walked out angrily.

Zhang Han looked at his back and clicked his tongue. This boy was brought up by his grandmother. The old people are superstitious, and the pumpkin he brought is also a bit supernatural, but this buddy usually has a big heart. When he was angry, it seemed that he was quite serious about this pretty little nun.

Zhang Han sighed while cleaning up the dishes. It’s not good to like someone. If you like a monk, it’s better to let the female ghost I met at the age of 14 accept it. At least the female ghost is affectionate.

But this Taoist temple in the west of the city still has to go.

Zhang Han thought about the troubles he had suffered in his dreams these days, and sighed again.This person, you have to believe in the evil that should be believed.

After a few days of suffering every night, Zhang Han finally got up to the weekend, and Zhang Han got up early, had breakfast, and headed west of the city.

Originally, he planned to invite Wagua to join him, but remembering how cowardly Luogua was yesterday, Zhang Han went alone.As a rational guy with a science and engineering degree, Zhang Han feels that it is better to meet less and less contact with such an impossible crush.

Hearing what Wagua said was so mysterious, Zhang Han originally thought that this Taoist temple in the west of the city should be a magnificent Taoist holy place, but after seven or eight bus trips, it ended up in an urban-rural fringe area where there is no asphalt road. , and there are only eleven roads left in the urban-rural fringe.

Zhang Han kicked the little white shoes that could no longer see the color, rubbed the dirt on his face, and listened to the mobile phone navigation machine repeating "Turn left 200 meters ahead"... He decided in his heart that he would kill the pumpkin in the game. A thousand times, no, ten thousand times can only relieve hatred.

Just when Zhang Han felt that his legs were swollen and his eyes were blurry, and he didn't know what it was and He Xi could call 120 for help at any time, a pleasant female voice suddenly came from his ear: "This believer, is he lost?"

Zhang Han turned his head and saw a girl dressed as a Taoist nun, even if he looked at it from the perspective of a straight man of 20 years, she was indeed a beautiful girl.

"No wonder you are so obsessed with pumpkin fans." This was Zhang Han's last thought before losing consciousness.

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