don't touch my ghost

Escaping from the manager's sight, Ji Kai's feet caught wind and floated all the way downstairs to Zhang Han's house.

Ji Kai stopped and scratched his head, wondering that the time he came to Zhang Han's house from the underworld seemed to be much shorter than usual... Could this be the power of love?Ji Kai couldn't help but giggled.

Just as he was about to rush upstairs, Ji Kai suddenly paused. This was the first time he met Zhang Han after confirming their relationship. He couldn't help being a little nervous, and the toe of his shoe unconsciously poked the ground again and again.

It happened that a private car in front parked in the parking space. Ji Kai ran forward in three steps and two steps. Using the light of the street lamp, he pointed at the glass of the car and pushed down the chicken nest head that was blown by the wind all the way. After becoming a look that he was very satisfied with, Ji Kai looked left and right at himself in the car window, and pulled the folds on his T-shirt, feeling as if he had regained a little self-confidence.

He grinned at the car window again, pointed to his neat row of big white teeth with his index finger and whispered: "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...well, exactly eight."

After practicing this standard smile that he thought was very handsome, Ji Kai floated into the corridor with a grin.

People who are in love probably have a low IQ, not to mention that Ji Kai's brain is not very bright...

"Knock-knock--" There was a knock on the door, and the voice-activated light was turned on.

"Who is it...?" Zhang Han was sitting cross-legged on the sofa, picking out potato chips and searching for movies, planning to find a blockbuster movie to watch together when Ji Kai came. Picked up a two hour date "badge".

Zhang Han looked up at the clock on the wall, put down the potato chips, licked his fingers and muttered, "It's not too late yet...Maybe the electricity meter will be checked at the end of the month..." He pulled on his slippers and went to open the door.

"Ah—how is it you?!"

Zhang Han was shocked at the door.

It so happened that at this moment an aunt who was going downstairs for a walk after dinner saw Zhang Han and shouted at the door in surprise and half shyness. The stair railing trembled and said, "It's indeed me, young man... I go down for a walk at this hour every day..."

Zhang Han came to his senses and quickly apologized with a smile: "Come on, take a walk, take [-] steps a day, strong Chinese!"

After speaking, Ji Kai who pulled the door closed closed the door with a bang.

Zhang Han stroked his chest for breath: "Why did you come so early today... and knocked on the door, don't you usually come in directly through the wall?"

Zhang Han didn't hear any reply for a while, so Zhang Han looked up.

I saw Ji Kai standing upright, grinning with standard eight big white teeth, his cheeks were almost twitching from laughing so stiffly.

Zhang Han suppressed his laughter, raised his hand and pinched his face: "What are you doing?"

The moment Zhang Han's hand touched Ji Kai's face, Ji Kai's body shrank as if he had been electrocuted, and his entire pale face and ears turned red.

In an instant, pink bubbles rose from the whole room, this might be the smell of love... Ji Kai thought about it and took a deep breath.

But it doesn't taste right?

How come there is still a hint of cumin steak flavor?

Ji Kai turned his head and glanced at the coffee table, the pink bubble was pierced by reality with a "pop", "Why are you eating potato chips again..."

Zhang Han pulled out a harmless smirk: "Hey hey hey...you're not here, I'm a little hungry..." Pidianpidian cleaned up the junk food on the coffee table, grabbed the "battle robe" on the sofa and entered bedroom.

When Zhang Han came out after changing into his "battle robe", the kitchen smelled of chopped green onions being fried in oil.

Zhang Han tugged at the corner of his clothes, came to the kitchen, leaned against the door frame, and tried to act as natural as possible: "Ahem——"

Ji Kai glanced back at him, and quickly put the meat in the pot: "What's wrong with your throat?"

"Uh...uh, it's nothing, maybe I was choked by the smell of oily smoke."

"Then you go out and wait, it will be ready soon." Ji Kai was wearing an apron and wielding a spatula, with no distractions.

"You, haven't you noticed any changes in me?" Zhang Han persevered while holding the door frame.

"I know you've almost recovered from your cold. I will allow you to eat a bag of potato chips tomorrow. Go out quickly, the kitchen is full of choking." Ji Kai said that he thought he was very fond of his wife.

Zhang Han walked out of the kitchen with his mouth pursed, looked down at the "battle robe" he had spent two hours picking out, and said to himself: "Is it because I am not handsome enough or the clothes are not handsome enough? It must be because the clothes are not handsome enough... ..."

Reluctantly, he picked up the remote control and continued to choose movies, randomly picking a movie with a high rating.

When Ji Kai brought two dishes and one soup with delicious flavors to the table, Zhang Han felt that he had just caught a ghost and picked up a treasure.

"Come on, come on, I chose a highly rated movie, we two watched it while eating, it was super atmospheric!" Zhang Han couldn't help picking up his chopsticks while talking.

Ji Kai took off his apron and walked out wiping his hands: "What film?"

Zhang Han's mouth was full of food, and he muttered for a long time, but Ji Kai didn't hear what name he said.

"If you have an atmosphere, you should go to the cinema." Ji Kai served Zhang Han a bowl of rice and handed it to him, "Don't patronize the food, just order some rice."

"Yeah, the two of us go to the cinema, and we only need to buy one movie ticket, which saves money hahaha..." Zhang Han held the rice and stuffed a big mouthful of braised pork in his mouth, feeling like a ghost again The boyfriend is really a good thing, he happily picked up the remote control and pressed the play button.

The dubbing of the familiar scene came faintly from the TV. Ji Kai lost his hand holding the chopsticks, and the dish for Zhang Han fell halfway and fell on the table, "Why didn't you say that you picked a ghost movie? ..."

Zhang Han hurriedly picked up the meat from the table and stuffed it into his mouth, muttering: "You can eat it in less than three seconds!" While eating the braised pork, he raised his head and glanced at the gloomy picture on the TV. Said: "This film has a good reputation, and I think there is a common language in watching this with you. Can you tell me which ones are more reliable and which ones are more fake."

Ji Kai's throat tightened, he swallowed, and there was a hint of resentment in his voice: "But, I'm afraid..."

"Ah?!" Zhang Han swallowed the braised pork in one gulp, dropped his chopsticks and laughed so hard that his jaw almost dropped, "You're still afraid of ghosts...then what do you do when you look in the mirror?..."

Ji began to hang lower and lower, neither daring to look at the screen nor embarrassed to look at Zhang Han, poking the braised pork on the plate with his chopsticks, the soft and tasty braised pork that melted in his mouth almost made him poke into a plate Meat floss.

Zhang Han, who was laughing so hard, saw Ji Kai's perfect little daughter-in-law, his heart softened, and uncontrollable love welled up from his heart, and he waved to Ji Kai who was sitting on the side: "Come on, little Ji , come to my brother."

Just at this time, a terrifying woman with half of her face split suddenly appeared on the TV. The bloody scene made Ji Kai tremble, and instantly forgot whether Zhang Han was big or small, and turned around and plunged into Zhang Han's arms.

Zhang Han suppressed the smile on his lips, put his arms around Ji Kai's cool body, gently stroked Ji Kai's back, and whispered in his ear: "I'm here, don't be afraid."

The author has something to say: Gu Danxin seeks advance receipt; "Food master wants to be the royal chef"

Old and unscrupulous foodie Gong X serious and arrogant

Qin Sansi just went out to buy a sugar figurine, but when she came back, she found that her family had been wiped out.

In distress, he was rescued by a "hero" who flew over the walls. Tan Sansi promised him his life-saving grace, and immediately knelt down and worshiped this person as his teacher.

I thought this god-man was a hero, but who would have thought he was a chef?

From then on, Qin Sansi grasped the boning knife in the hand holding the sword, and accompanied the foodie master on the road to becoming the best royal chef in the world.

The chef's name is Zheng Duanfang, but he is not crooked in any way. He only has a mouth that loves to eat and can talk.

But this unscrupulous picked up a very serious apprentice back, Zheng Duanfang worked hard and fed the apprentice with shit and urine, but the apprentice only wanted revenge in his heart.

Zheng Duanfang pointed to the sky and wailed: "Raising an apprentice is worse than raising a barbecued pork!"

Practical Guide to Health:

1. It is estimated that the pit will be opened in February 18 at the latest.

2. On the first year, HE, master-student love, sweet and abuse are all suitable.

3. No viewing angle difference.