don't touch my ghost

After Zhang Han took a shower and sat in the bathroom to dry himself out, he caught a cold and fell ill like a mountain. Zhang Han, who has not been sick for 20 years, feels that he has been suffering from illnesses for 20 years recently. All finished in one breath.

First, he was stabbed in the back by his own sister and smacked his forehead, and became a glorious semi-disabled person. Then he got a bad cold. This cold was so fierce that he brought it with him. Zhang Han had a headache, a runny nose, and a sore throat. a full set.

Zhang Han, who was sick, was extremely delicate, whimpering and moaning all day long, and wholesaled to Ji Kai all the coquettishness he hadn't had in his childhood.

Ji Kai worked hard, shuttled back and forth between the world and the underworld, and became a whirlwind of ghosts.

As soon as a person got sick, those careless little worries had no chance to show up. Zhang Han enjoyed the pleasing care of Pan An in the ghost with peace of mind, and threw out the doubts in his heart along with his snot.

Why bother, a great youth, a rare peaceful age, why worry about a thousand years if you live a hundred years, is the life in front of you better than anything else?

After 20 years of being single, it's so easy to meet someone who is pleasing to the eye, no matter what species he is?

Zhang Han opened his mouth and took a sip of the preserved egg and lean meat porridge fed by Ji Kai. Seeing Ji Kai frowning slightly, his brows were serious as if he was clearing mines, he swallowed a mouthful happily, and silently thought - just look good .

Ji Kai carefully controlled the temperature of the porridge as if he was engaged in scientific research. Recently, through the matter of feeding, he has miraculously touched a little bit of how to control the evil spiritual power in his body, although this is probably not enough. It's a glimpse of the leopard in the pipe, only a little bit of the door.But it's better than not knowing what you're going to damage when you shoot yourself at the beginning.

At least now he can easily control the temperature of the spoonful of porridge in his hand, neither hot nor cold, just right.

In the rare leisure in the underworld recently, those ghosts have taken some wrong medicine and inexplicably stopped, and a group of ghosts newly recruited by the underworld suddenly have nothing to do. They wander around the underworld in groups of three or five all day long. , There are many people who block the way and flirt with girls.Of course, it was the ghost girl who was flirting.

Mr. Cang has ignored and punished evil ministers for many years. Except for changing the coquettish suits of hell ghost messengers into shabby red sleeves with a swipe of a pen a few days ago, he has never done anything serious.

Recently, this old ghost has woken up from nowhere, and suddenly remembered to take care of these new ghost boys. Everyone guessed that it was some female relative of Mr. Cang who was not long-eyed. The body is also unknown.

But no matter who is so short-sighted, in short, Lord Cang suddenly decided to gather the new recruits of the Department of Punishment and Evil, remake and retrain.

And it is not only to train according to ordinary ghost messengers, but to reorganize the ghost army of the underworld, select those with outstanding performance from this group of ghost messengers, and incorporate them into the ghost army of the underworld.

It is no small matter to pass down this order, Ji Kai hurriedly chattered from the human world, and saw that the yard of the ghost police dormitory seemed to be a frying pan, crackling and chirping, and a group of male ghosts made a noise that only thousands of female ghosts could make.

The ghost roommate in the dormitory saw Ji Kai with a confused face, and he didn't care about gossip. He didn't come back to sleep these days because he went to some ghost sister. Instead, he mysteriously grabbed Ji Kai's shoulders and pretended to be He said: "Xiao Ji, do you know what this ghost army is?"

Ji Kai carefully avoided his hand holding his shoulder, and shook his head cooperatively.

The ghost saw that Ji Kai was indeed a stunned young man who didn't understand anything, and said with great satisfaction: "The so-called ghost army, as the name suggests, is an army guarding the underworld! Although our ghost police are almost the same as the police in the world, this ghost The army is far from the army of the world! Do you know why?"

The ghost had a lively expression and was frothing all over the mouth, and he was only short of a gavel in his hand before he could go to the restaurant to tell a story.

Ji Kai has always been one who doesn't refute people's face, so he listened submissively, and asked just right: "Why?"

"Because you become a ghost army, you can't enter reincarnation again! If you don't enter reincarnation, you won't be a ghost!" The ghost widened his eyes, and saw the shock on Ji Kai's face in satisfaction.

"Why?! Isn't that a charm?" Ji Kaiqi asked.

If this is the case, then who would like to do this ghost army, but Ji Kai looked around, and his colleagues clearly looked eager to try.

"Then how can it be a charm! After entering the ghost army and having a system, not only will you not be reincarnated, but you can also learn magical skills and gain supernatural power! That's what the Nuwa Empress specially taught the ghost army of the underworld in order to protect the peace of the underworld. Divine skill! All the gods in the heaven have no chance to learn it! Do you know what this means?" Guichai excitedly held Ji Kai's hand tightly, as if they had already learned this ancient divine skill.

Once again, Ji Kai lived up to the expectations of his roommates, shaking his increasingly confused and empty head.

The ghost looked at Ji Kai's ignorant and bewildered eyes, and couldn't help sighing, such beautiful eyes, but they grew on a straw bag...

"Taking off ghost status, we have supernatural powers again! We are no longer ghosts, and we will no longer be humans, but have become half gods!" The ghost squeezed Ji Kai's hand again, and the last sentence was almost from the beginning. What came out of his mouth showed the excitement in his heart.

However, this time, Ji Kai's reaction did not satisfy him. Ji Kai was neither excited nor excited, but still asked in confusion, "Why half?"

The ghost's lips that collapsed into a line trembled excitedly, as if shocked by Ji Kai's stupidity, and after a long while, he exhaled a long breath and said, "Do you think it's so easy to be a fairy? Not bad."

After talking about seeing Ji Kai, he was still not very excited. The ghost was afraid that Ji Kai would not be able to understand the power of a half-god, so he added: "Although I am a half-god, but with supernatural power, I can live forever and don't have to suffer in the world anymore." , apart from not being able to go to heaven, he is not much different from a real god."

It's a pity that his explanation didn't touch Ji Kai, the "stupid bag". Ji Kai shook his empty but beautiful head, and muttered in confusion: "What's so good about being a fairy?"

This sentence completely ruined the revolutionary friendship between the ghost roommate and him. The ghost stared at Ji Kai for a while with the eyes of a mentally retarded man, and finally lost under Ji Kai's beautiful skin. Reaching the tip of his tongue, "You idiot", he shook his head and turned to walk away.

Ji Kai no longer cared about the bustle here, he saw that there seemed to be nothing important, so he slipped away and went to the world with the wind under his feet.

What kind of porridge should I cook for Zhang Han tonight?

He thought very seriously about this thing that he thought was more important than being a fairy.