don't touch my ghost

Ji Kai felt that everything was like a dream. He just rescued a child on the side of the road on his way from get off work, and was killed by a bus that turned too hard.

After dying and turning into a ghost, you can find a new job right away. Yes, ghosts also want to find a job.Moreover, according to the ghost messengers, it is quite difficult to find jobs in the underworld. The population is now seriously saturated, and ghosts are also seriously exceeding the standard.The traditional jobs in the prefecture are limited, and new businesses have been developed and new companies have been established over the years.

It's a pity that the speed of development can't keep up with the speed of the dead. There are still a large number of new ghosts who can't find jobs every day, so they have to wander in the underworld as unemployed ghosts.

But don't look at Ji Kai who memorized it for more than [-] years when he was alive, he started to get lucky after he died.

Because he died bravely for saving people, the judge swiped his meritorious pen and arranged for him a leisurely job with good benefits.This job is still a newly developed business in the underworld, which is very suitable for young ghosts like them.

The content of the work is very easy-squatting in the app developed by the underworld to record the sleep quality of living people.

Ji Kai worked in computer big data before his death, and this job has something to do with his major.He was very happy to get this job. He was a ghost on the first day, and he didn't even have time to be sad, so he started his new job in a hurry.

On the first day of work, when he saw his first client, Ji Kai almost lost his wits at just one glance.

If he still had a heart, it must have been beating a drum.

Ji Kai's first client was his neighbor's younger brother whom he had a crush on for more than ten years, yes, it was the younger brother not the younger sister.

Ji Kai is a gay, a gay who is still a virgin until his death.

Ji Kai rubbed his eyes in disbelief, he felt that he was too lucky to die.

When Ji Kai was alive, he changed countless jobs in the three years after graduation, and none of them survived the internship period.Immediately after death, there will be a good job.

When I was alive, I had a crush on my neighbor's younger brother for more than ten years without saying a word, and the other party may not even know who he is.Immediately after death, I can watch the neighbor brother sleep every night.

Ji Kai looked at this face that he had been dreaming about for more than ten years, he was both happy and annoyed, he knew that there would be such good benefits after death, why didn't he die sooner?

The first thing Zhang Han did when he woke up in the morning was to touch his phone. Of course, this time he didn’t wait for WeChat. The senior who had been ambiguous for a semester fell in love the day before his confession. Zhang Han never waited for WeChat again. .

He began to dream every night, all kinds of dreams, but he couldn't remember any of them when he woke up.

The quality of sleep is ridiculously poor every day. I wake up every night, and the total amount of deep sleep in one night is less than an hour. The dark circles under my eyes are about to shawl.

For the first time in his life, Zhang Han felt that he had almost lost half his life.

Yesterday, the brother in the lower bunk couldn't stand him screaming and killing every night in his dream, so he recommended an app to record his sleep, and asked Ah Piao to sleep with you.This app can record the sleep quality of the owner of the mobile phone every night, and can also record the sounds made when falling asleep.

Zhang Han felt that he was busy all night in his dreams, and sleeping so busy was more tiring than not sleeping. It was unbearable to wake up and not remember anything, so he immediately downloaded this app, recording some sounds would at least help Recall the dream.

I don't know if he knew something was listening, but the nightmare didn't bother him. He slept well last night. Although he still couldn't remember what he dreamed about last night when he woke up in the morning, at least he didn't feel tired.

Zhang Han listened for a while with his mobile phone. Sure enough, last night's app records only a few coughs from him in the first half of the night, and nothing happened in the second half of the night.

He glanced at the data again, four hours of light sleep and four hours of deep sleep, which looked pretty good.

He threw off the blanket on his body and turned over to get up, and when he sat up, he felt that something was wrong... When he was sleeping last night, he obviously didn't cover anything!In the summer, he is particularly afraid of the heat, and basically wears only shorts and nothing covering him every day. Why does he wake up in the morning with an extra blanket on his body?

Could it be that after falling asleep at night, I felt cold and pulled myself over?

Zhang Han clicked his tongue and jumped out of bed and began to wash. Sure enough, he hasn't slept well recently and his health has deteriorated. It's only September, and he started to be afraid of the cold.

A few days later, Zhang Han felt that this matter was getting more and more evil.He downloaded A Piao to sleep with you at the beginning just to know what he was talking about in his dreams at night. Who knew that after downloading this thing, the nightmare never bothered him again.

For a week, I slept soundly every night.

Even Qiu Huo, who didn't use a knife to kill, didn't make him toss and turn. He slept until dawn without sweating a single drop. He jumped off the bed and went into the bathroom to feel the heat.

His bed seemed to have its own enchantment, and it was cool and pleasant at night.

While brushing his teeth, Zhang Han leaned over the mirror and took a picture. Since his quality of sleep improved, his dark circles disappeared, his skin became radiant, and he felt full of energy.

He spat out the toothpaste froth in his mouth with a "bah", and he was so handsome that he forgot the doubts in his heart, and hummed a little song in a good mood.

It's a pity that Ji Kai, who worked so hard to improve his sleep, is not having a good time at this time.

As a new ghost, as a kind new ghost with no resentment, Ji Kai's spiritual power is very limited.

Violating the regulations for a week to drive away the nightmare on Zhang Han's body has already made him very strenuous, not to mention constantly emitting cold air to keep the temperature on Zhang Han's bed at a suitable temperature.

Now during the daytime, Ji Kai can only hide in the coldest corner of the underworld to accumulate spiritual power and Yin Qi.Even so, it was a drop in the bucket, as if the wind in the underworld was a little bit stronger, his soul was wobbling as if it was about to disperse.

Paper can't hold fire, and Ji Kai's second week of illegal use of spiritual power was finally discovered by the manager of A Piao's company with you.

The manager was an engineering dog less than 1.6 meters long before his death. He didn't know what kind of stimulation he received when he was alive. After his death, he forcibly stretched his soul with spiritual power.

He didn't know whether it was due to his limited spiritual power or an aesthetic fault, but he only stretched his upper body.

From a distance, the whole ghost looks like the evocation banner in Black and White Wuchang's hands, with two short and thin legs supporting a long and flat body, plus a small head...

The picture was so beautiful that Ji Kai didn't dare to look at him too much.

Of course, they don't see each other very often, and they only met once on the day they joined the company.Just when Ji Kai was about to forget the manager of the Summoning Banner with great difficulty, he suddenly appeared in front of Ji Kai again, and it was still when Ji Kai was working.

At that time, Ji Kai was staring at Zhang Han's sleeping face with an idiotic expression, intoxicated and unable to stop.Blasts of cold air radiated from the whole body to control the temperature, one finger lightly tapped between Zhang Han's eyebrows, and a steady stream of spiritual power was input into Zhang Han's body, fighting against the nightmare in his body.

The manager's elongated and appallingly proportioned fingers waved in front of Ji Kai's eyes for the third time before he realized it. From the handsome sleeping face of his crush, to the manager's strangely proportioned fingers, with a greasy middle point, plus a On his pock-scarred head, Ji Kai was quite frightened.

If it wasn't that he was already dead, Ji Kai felt that such a shock would definitely make him die again.

The manager stared at the terrified Ji Kai, and didn't intend to give him a chance to breathe a sigh of relief. He had a straight face, and his thin and scary chest heaved violently, showing how angry the master was.

"Ji Kai! Haven't you read the employee handbook I gave you? Have you read the job instructions? Do you know what you're doing now? You've only been working for a few days? Are you going to heaven?" After growing the upper body, the vocal cords have also become longer. The manager's voice has its own reverberation echo, and a sentence has a tail as long as a python, which sounds buzzing.

It was very difficult for Ji Kai to distinguish what the manager said from the buzzing voice. He lowered his head nervously and rubbed his fingers. From the corner of his eyes, he saw the black air of nightmare gradually gathering between Zhang Han's eyebrows. He pursed his lips worriedly. , but did not dare to act in front of the manager.

Ji Kai read the employee handbook, which clearly states that he cannot have direct contact with customers, cannot interfere with customers' dreams, and cannot drive away the nightmares in customers.

His job is just to record, and any contact with customers other than records is not allowed.

The manager looked at Ji Kai with his head down and said nothing, his chest heaved more and more, his voice was like a dilapidated bellows: "Did you hear what I said? Do you know what you are doing?"

Ji Kai glanced at Zhang Han's eyebrows from the corner of his eye, and the black air of the nightmare had soaked into his skin...

Ji Kai bit his lower lip, and said in a low voice: "I read the employee handbook, and I know I shouldn't be like this...but Xiaohan...me, my client...he was tortured by the nightmare... These nightmares all came out of the underworld, so no one takes care of them?"

"Do you know this client?" The manager's brows were knit together, and his dry skin was deeply wrinkled. He should have been young when he died, but the lines between his brows were very deep. He should have often made this expression when he was alive. .

The company has regulations. Employees are not allowed to take business from anyone they knew before they died. This is against the rules, but the underworld has strict screening procedures, and there has never been a mistake. The manager is a little surprised. Is there a bug in the system?

"No! I don't know him...I just feel so pitiful seeing him like this..." Ji Chuan lowered even lower, and he subconsciously twirled his fingers. Zhang Han was the secret in his heart, and he never told anyone. , he was too embarrassed to speak.

Besides, he and Zhang Han really don't know each other. He has been secretly in love with each other for more than ten years.

Although he was dead, Ji Kai still felt a bit of bitterness in his heartless chest, this bitterness that came from nowhere made his neck and head almost hang down to his chest.

The manager looked at the top of Ji Kai's head, tried hard to recall the cause of Ji Kai's death, and felt that he could understand it.

Ji Kai is a kind person. When he was alive, he sacrificed his life to save a stranger. After he died, he exhausted his spiritual power to help a stranger...

The manager sighed, but such a good person doesn't live long.

"The ghosts who have fallen from the underworld to the human world are collected by ghost agents. However, they are numerous and good at hiding and fleeing. The ghosts in the underworld have limited hands, so they are not recovered in a timely manner. However, the division of labor in the underworld is clear, and each ghost has its own responsibility. As for your job, you only need to do your job well, and you can't violate the system and meddle in things."

After the manager finished speaking, he took out an equally crumpled yellow talisman from his crumpled suit pocket and shook it, raised his hand and stuck it on top of Ji Kai's head. The yellow talisman disappeared the moment it was attached to Ji Kai's head.

Ji Kai instantly felt a powerful force that fixed all the spiritual power in his body. The feeling of being blown away by the wind at any time was gone, but the spiritual power seemed to be imprisoned, and he couldn't control it anymore.

Ji Kai looked up into the manager's eyes in surprise: "What is this?"

The manager put his hands behind his back and said seriously: "Although there is nothing wrong with being kind, breaking the rules is breaking the rules. This soul-fixing talisman is just a small punishment and a big commandment. If you do it again, you won't be spared so easily, understand?"

Ji Kai opened his mouth, wanting to defend himself, but his mouth was too stupid. In the end, he didn't say a word of defense. He lowered his head dejectedly, and said, "Thank you, manager."

The manager patted him on the shoulder, sighed, and glanced at Zhang Han who had started to mutter in his sleep, "I will notify the underworld government to take this nightmare as soon as possible. You do your job well and don't make any more trouble."

Ji Kai looked gratefully at the manager's fading soul, and said three times excitedly: "Thank you, manager."

On the way back to the underworld, the manager couldn't help sighing that there is really such a childlike heart as Ji Kai in this world. Even if he lost his life to save others, he is still so kind as a ghost, which is really embarrassing.

Ji Kai, who was guarding Zhang Han, felt that his ears were burning for no reason. He rubbed his earlobe wonderingly, wondering if the ghost might have a fever...

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