Everyone I kiss falls in love with me [Interstellar]

Osmanthus Yu felt that Fang Yu was coaxing herself into being a fool!

Is he fucking blind or has bad eyesight?How could it be possible not to see that this person named Fang Jue is tricky?

Fang Hua and Fang Yu are basically the same person, but Fang Hua is the appearance of the king of insects after using his own ability to shrink, and now he is still worried about him, and he plans to go back to university with him and study together.

Sitting on the spaceship bound for Interstellar Academy, there are only two students Yu Osmanthus and Fang Hao on it. The spaceship is directional, so there is no need for a pilot. In front of the two boys, he said: "I think it is necessary to introduce myself again. I am Emma, ​​the director of the admissions office and your teaching director. If you don't do well in studies or exams, you will come to me. office talk, got it?"

Yu Osmanthus looked at Emma, ​​looked at this person's blue Jingjing skin, and said, "Understood, but I can't study well, what will you talk to us about? After talking, we can study well?"

Emma frowned, and said: "It's not just about learning, little prince... Oh, no, from the moment you leave the insect star, you are no longer a little prince, it is Osmanthus osmanthus, I will call you Xiaoyu , It’s like this, your gender awareness is too weak, and you don’t have the ability to protect yourself, so when you get to school, the first course you have to study is physiology.”

Osmanthus Yu felt that she had been cheated by herself, and said, "No need, my father has taught me."

Emma blushed, she couldn't tell about the relationship between the father and son, and said: "It's wrong for you to do that, you have to be obedient, or you will be thrown back."

Threatening the underage little mermaid, if he told Emma three years ago that he would do this in the future, he would definitely laugh out loud.

"Okay, you can throw it away now, I want to be with my father." The innocent appearance of Yu Osmanthus fragrans made people beat and scold, and felt that this mermaid was really damn cute.

Emma coughed, concentrated her attention, lowered her head, and said, "No! From now on, you must keep a distance from His Majesty the Insect King."

"No." The quiet boy sitting next to him suddenly said, "You can't keep your distance. Brother Xiaoyu and other males can just keep their distance."

The mermaid shrugged, looked helplessly at Emma who was interrupted, and said, "He is the child of my father's distant relative, which basically represents my father's meaning. Teacher Emma, ​​I think I have no choice. "

Emma: You can't be a ghost!This must be the reincarnation of the goblin!Help!

Yu osmanthus didn't know the great ambition in Teacher Emma's heart to save the abnormal relationship between Zerg father and son, but he knew what Fang Hua was thinking right now.

I must have pretended to be Yuyou for a long time when I was the king of insects. Now that I want to be myself, I no longer talk about my likes all the time. I am silent and gloomy. I only say it coldly when someone threatens my own interests. A few words, if others don't listen, they will be directly obliterated.

It's that simple and rude.

Emma looked at this young man who was almost carved out of the same mold as the King of Bugs, and thought that this man was actually the son of the King of Bugs!The mermaid is basically his own child bride, right? !

Oh, no, you can't say that, maybe it's for this boy?

Emma thought of this, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration.

Rather than letting the mermaid and the worm king mess around together, it's better to just keep doing nothing and assign this goblin-like mermaid scourge to this zerg boy!

Emma was simply astonished at her wit!

How can there be such a good way?It not only prevents the mermaid from seducing the worm king all day long, but also satisfies the worm king. After all, this is a child of his own race, so of course he will be satisfied!

For the peace and harmony of the world, Emma really devoted herself to death. He thought that if he made this happen, the Universal Three Views Harmony Award would be awarded to him.

So Emma decided to be a qualified assist, he said: "By the way, Fang Hao, are you a few days younger than classmate Xiao Yu or..."

Fang Jue lied without changing his expression: "Well, he is my cousin."

Emma said again: "That's a good relationship. His Royal Highness Zong Wang asked you to come to class together because he wanted you to supervise Xiao Yu's study and life at school, so I think it is very sensible and reasonable to put the two of you in the same dormitory." Right, would you like to?"

Fang bullied for a moment, and said, "Is this how your school puts males and females in the same dormitory?"

Emma was confused by Fang Jue's indifferent voice full of accountability, and quickly wanted to deny it, saying: "That...not...this, aren't you relatives...?" Although it is far away, it cannot be further away Relatives, but also relatives.

"Actually, it's just a random question, Xiao Fang, don't take it seriously..."

"I just said that casually just now, you must not tell the insect king."

Emma thought it was a kitten, but it turned out to be a more difficult existence than the little mermaid.

As a result, Emma was still remorseful, and Fang Hua said, "I agree."

"What???" Emma caught her breath in her throat and almost didn't recover. "You say it again?"

Fang Jue glanced at Emma as if he was mentally retarded, and stopped talking. His eyes fell on the beautiful tail of the mermaid, and he didn't dare to look into the mermaid's eyes.

Emma was so angry that she was about to vomit blood. Does this Zerg boy have a cat disease? !What kind of operation is it to talk about him righteously just now, but to agree in the next second? !

"That's fine. I'll go and prepare it for you right away. Someone has to help us to make room for a mixed-occupancy suite. Don't worry, each suite has its own door, so don't worry about any inconvenience in life." Emma adjusted After a while, he continued, "Now, let's get to know each other. I'll go ahead and see how long it takes to get to school."

After Emma finished speaking, she ran away, and Osmanthus Yu sat in a wheelchair and fiddled with her mermaid skirt without giving Fang a few glances.

Fang Jue kept looking at the waving tail of the mermaid, and said in a low voice, "Little fish."

"Huh?" The mermaid raised his head, his long seaweed-like hair fell softly all over his shoulders, and he said, "What's the matter? Xiao Fangfang."

Fang Jue didn't have any resistance to his nickname, or Fang Yu didn't have any resistance to this nickname. It was like this when he was on earth. Fang Yu was called "Xiao Fang" by his little Yu, and he called Osmanthus yu 'Xiaoyu'.

Only with an intimate nickname can we have a further relationship, what Fang Hua wants now is this...

But now he is cheating Fang, not Fang Yu, this seems to be another deception that will lead to a disaster.

It's just that Fang Jue doesn't want to care so much now, he just wants the people in front of him to look at him well, protect them well, and not let anyone get close to him is enough!

Anyway, there is still a long, long time before Xiaoyu becomes an adult, and he has to accompany Xiaoyu long enough to gain the courage to continue to pretend to be another himself and give up Xiaoyu during this period of time.

Therefore, Fang Yu thought, even if this period of time was his compensation to Yu Osmanthus, it was also his final reward.

He still remembers the day when he left many years ago, his Xiaoyu put his legs around his waist, and told him coquettishly that he wanted to go to college with him.

This is something he promised, but failed to do.

Fang Yu wanted to finish him, even if he was many years late, as long as he finished it, he would have no regrets.

"Actually, I'm hundreds of years old, much older than you." The boy said, "It's just that I don't look old. We grow up late here."

"Oh, so?"

"So it doesn't matter if you want to call me brother."

"No need, I think it's good to have a younger brother named Xiao Fangfang. I used to have one." Osmanthus Yu appropriately revealed that she was Osmanthus Yu.

Sure enough, Fang Jue was very interested, hesitated for a moment, and said, "Is there a what?"

The white-haired mermaid looked at the vast stars and misty nebula outside the window, and said, "There is a little Fang, he is my ex-lover."

Fang Jue clenched his fists where Yu Guixi couldn't see, and tried to restrain his voice not to care too much: "Then what about him now?"

"Now..." Yu Guixi said, "Why should I tell you?"

The mermaid pursed her lips and chuckled. She was quite alert and charming. He continued, "If you want to share a dormitory with me, you must promise me three things, otherwise I will ask to change the dormitory."

Fang Jue didn't say anything for the time being, he didn't know if he agreed, maybe it was the mischievous Xiao Yu cheating again, after he said 'yes', he immediately changed his face and said that the first request was not to live with him Under one roof...

Fang Jue knows his little Yu too well, this is the person he grew up with since he was a child, even when Xiao Yu had no paper in the toilet when he was a child, Fang Bully was outside to deliver the paper, and stood at the door of the toilet in a cold air, not allowing others go in.

"Xiao Fangfang, what kind of relative are you father? Why don't I know?"

The mermaid raised her eyebrows and changed the subject when she saw that Fang Hao hadn't spoken for a long time.

Fang Jue's dark eyelashes covered most of his eyes, and said, "Of course you don't know, Xiaoyu. You just came to Wormstar. There are many things you don't understand. I will teach you."

Yu osmanthus said, "How are you going to teach me?"

Fang Jue looked up suspiciously, not knowing why the mermaid asked such a question.

The mermaid said: "Look at me now, I can't do anything. I'm in a wheelchair every day. It's very inconvenient to do anything. What can you teach me?"

Speaking of this, Fang Jue frowned slightly, stimulated by deep guilt and secret paranoid pleasure, and finally said: "I'm sorry." I'm sorry, it's all his fault that Osmanthus osmanthus is in such a state that she can't run or wander around. , but Yu Osmanthus Yu who is so peaceful is really too good to leave him casually...

Fang Jue seems to have forgotten his original intention again, thinking of keeping Yu Osmanthus tightly by his side no matter what time it is in his mind...

But this is not right.

"I'll give you whatever you want." After realizing his mistake, Fang Jue walked up to the mermaid, knelt on the ground without hesitation, gently took Xiao Yu's hand and said, "You can Think of me as your little Fang..." After finishing speaking, Fang Jue kissed the back of Osmanthus Yu's hand.

Yu osmanthus smiled slightly, and said in a calm voice, "You think beautiful, do you also want me to regard you as your ex-boyfriend?"

"Hmm..." Fang Jue said so.

"Okay." Yu Osmanthus said that she had to cooperate with Fang Yu in acting, tell me, why is this person so awkward, awkward and perverted, "But you may not be able to do what my ex-boyfriend will do to me .”

In fact, when Fang Jue heard Yu Osmanthus say 'yes', his mood was extremely complicated.

He felt that Osmanthus Yu agreed too quickly, and it made him feel that he could be replaced by anyone, and it felt good, because at least he could treat Osmanthus Yu without any scruples.

All things have two sides, good and bad.

Fang Jue wants to advance some benefits, so there may be many little pranks waiting for him to accept in the future.

"Okay, for example, Fang Yu will sing for me, will you?"

Fang Hao, who had never been able to sing before, was stunned for a second, and realized that his little fish was playing tricks on people again, but he just smiled and said, "Yes."

So when Emma, ​​who finally got her mood together, came back from the light sleepy driver's seat, she heard a singing voice trying to put the tone in the right place.

--Oh my god!Show mercy! ! !

"Cough cough cough, Fang bully classmates, now you take your little brother to rest, it's better not to make a scene on the spaceship." Emma said euphemistically, he didn't want to dampen the enthusiasm of any students.

Osmanthus Yu smiled and said, "Do you dislike his bad singing?"

"No, no." Emma can't afford to mess with the freaks of the Zerg, not to mention that when he casually went online in the cab just now, he found that the Zergs on Zerg were crazy.

Crazy obsessed with this underage little mermaid, everyone said to wait for the little prince to grow up.

Grow up a ghost!If it weren't for him, the mermaid would have sent herself to the bed of the insect king long ago!

These idiots should all thank him.

Emma found that she had once again saved the fragile hearts of thousands of idiots, and she was in the right mood, so she didn't have the heart to fight with the mermaid, because he couldn't fight the little mermaid.

Yu Guixi nodded and said, "Okay, Fang Hao, you help me open the toilet door, I want to go to the toilet."

Fang Jue hurriedly went to the back of the spaceship to open the door, but there was no toilet for mermaids inside, only a toilet without handrails, which made her tail so fragile that she couldn't even stand up. Yu Osmanthus frowned and said, "Fang Jue, help me!" help me."

Fang bullied the mermaid without any complaints, and easily picked up the mermaid and dragged the tip of its tail to the ground, saying, "Then what?"

"Continue." Yu Osmanthus said, "Feel my two big scales...help me open..."

Fang Jue's hands froze, but Yu Osmanthus said again: "If you can't do it, I'll ask Teacher Emma to come in and help me."

As soon as the words fell, Fang Jue released one hand from Osmanthus Yu's waist, and continued to hold Osmanthus Yu's waist with the other hand, watching the mermaid's two small hands lift off the mermaid skirt to cover half of her face, The eyelashes are shimmering, the cheeks are pink, and she looks very shy, almost melting her heart...

"I'm not well developed, and I have to touch it every time to pee..." the mermaid explained.

In fact, Fang Hao just looked at the mermaid's appearance, and didn't need to explain at all.

His hands were slightly cold, and he gently placed them on the two scales, sliding them vaguely, and said, "Do you feel it now?"

Osmanthus yu hid her cheeks behind her skirt with a smile, as if she was about to drag the boy into the quagmire called 'Osmanthus yu' again, and said, "Well... yes..."

After finishing speaking, the scales really opened, and the small toothpick was exposed. This time, Fang Jue didn't need to say anything from Osmanthus Yu, so he gently held Osmanthus Yu's small toothpick to the toilet, and said, "Good boy, that's fine."

Osmanthus Yu was playing a provocative game, but at this moment she suddenly pulled herself in. When she heard the young man beside her treat her with Fang Yu's face when she was a child, and the tone of Fang Yu talking to her when she was a child, Osmanthus Yu's heart skipped a beat twice. , hot as fire...