Everyone I kiss falls in love with me [Interstellar]

The person in charge of the Interstellar Academy arrived the next day and was invited by the palace steward to wait in the reception room.

Star Academy can be said to be the best academy among the four major races. Such a school is naturally full of arrogance. It's not that the school picks them, but they pick their students.

The only condition for them to select students is also very strict, that is, they must have a skill that has been cultivated to the top!

It's like when Fang Yu went to this academy, he was admitted with full grades in all skills. Up to now, Fang Yu is still the highest entrance score in the academy.

For this reason, the Interstellar Academy sent their blue-skinned admissions director to personally pick up the baby mermaid son of the Bug King who has become popular all over the Internet.

They also agreed that the child of the insect king, even if it was a female mermaid, would definitely blow the sky!

It's a pity that he came to Zerg's main star and waited for a long time but couldn't wait for the little mermaid to come down with her schoolbag on her back, but he ate a lot of snacks.

"Well, when will Your Majesty come down?" The director of the admissions office is Emma, ​​a blue-skinned race from a small planet. She won the top three in the annual interstellar recruitment competition, so she has the opportunity to leave that barren little planet. , Now I have been working outside for almost 50 years, and I have seen a lot, and my extreme low self-esteem has evolved into extreme pride.

The new butler looked at his watch and said, "Wait a little longer. Your Majesty held a start-of-school dance for Prince Xiaoyu last night. Maybe he drank a little too much, so he hasn't gotten up yet. Please wait a little longer."

Emma has a lot of pockmarks on her face, a pair of phoenix eyes, and black hair. When looking at people, her eyes seem to be slanted, but she is not so arrogant when dealing with people in the palace. She just feels that she has been neglected, so she said angrily: "No matter what you did last night, His Majesty fortified a weak and weak mermaid who doesn't know anything to come to our academy, but he was still late, so there's no way he can justify it. Otherwise, call the little prince down first and let me ask him some questions. How about just leaving after a small interview?"

"No! That's not allowed." The new butler is a chubby fat man, and he is also a handsome fat man. He said seriously, "His Royal Highness Xiaoyu is in His Majesty's room, and they haven't woken up yet."

After hearing such a reply, Emma had nothing to say, and continued to eat her own dessert, complaining:

They are not guardians who stay together for the purpose of marriage, they are real relatives, and it is really unruly to sleep together during the growth period.

The unruly father and son didn't know that someone scolded both of them in their hearts. The older one actually woke up long ago, while the younger one was still sleeping in the arms of the insect king, the little snort puff puff The sound made the insect king think it was really cute.

By the way, Osmanthus yu didn't snore before, she slept peacefully and well-behaved, and even exuded a cold and noble air, like a sleeping beauty who wouldn't bother to wake up even if you kissed her ten thousand times.

The small appearance of snoring now, Fang Yu speculates that it should be a minor ailment that appeared after living in the sea.

He still remembered that Osmanthus osmanthus slept in the bathtub on the first night in the palace. When sleeping, her mouth was slightly open, and she spit out bubbles every now and then, which was very cute.

In short, in Fang Yu's heart, Osmanthus yu has many faces, such as cute, cold, mischievous, indifferent, and unrestrained. Maybe he also likes him, but this kind of liking is really insignificant, not as good as family affection happy.

The insect king chose a painful path, and he vowed to persevere, but how long he can persist depends on God's will.

If Xiao Yu seduced him every day from today like last night, Fang Yu felt like he would go crazy...

Crazy.

"Hmm..." The mermaid in his arms murmured softly, "It's so bright..." He said, and buried his head under the quilt again, making it clear that he wanted to continue sleeping.

His Majesty the Insect King put his palm on the soft waist of the mermaid, patted it lightly, and said, "It's time to get up, baby."

The insect king's voice was extremely gentle, a tone that only those in his arms could hear.

Yu osmanthus didn't know what time she fell asleep yesterday, but she only remembered that she was very sad, angry and sad, and then the sound of the TV turned on became smaller and smaller, and he fell asleep completely.

"Hmm... what time is it?" Yu Osmanthus still buried her head in the quilt when she asked the question, wanting to stretch lazily, but felt that the air outside was cold, and her tail could be tolerated outside without scales. The place where it is exposed to the outside air is simply torture.

"It's almost noon, eleven o'clock." The insect king said, who had been awake for more than two hours, "It seems that you slept soundly and snored all night."

Yu osmanthus froze for a moment, quickly got out of the bed and said, "Am I snoring?"

Fang Yu nodded: "Well, it means that I slept soundly."

"It's impossible!" Yu Guixi sat up all of a sudden, let the cold air clear her mind, and explained, "I must have slept too late yesterday, and I would only snort when I was tired, but I won't be able to do it tomorrow."

Xiaoyu has always believed that snoring is a very bad thing. It not only means that some part of the body is unhealthy, but also affects others. Of course, he also hates people who snore. If you are a roommate, you will feel very irritable, you can't do anything, and don't you want to go to Star Academy now?How can he live with his roommate if he snores every day?Others will definitely be very troubled, and he himself dislikes himself.

The worm king didn't argue with Xiao Yu either, and said, "Well, it's because I slept too late last night, so I'm sure it won't happen tonight."

The loose braids on the back of the white-haired mermaid were all loose, and they were fluffy behind him, covering his beautiful thin back and butterfly bones. After being comforted by the insect king, he looked back at the insect king who was about to get up. The insect king frowned and asked, "Why do you look at me like this?"

Yu osmanthus blinked, pointed to a pile of dried liquid near Fang Yu's lower abdomen and said, "Dad, I rubbed against you yesterday...don't you wash it?"

What are you wearing?

Yu Osmanthus didn't make it clear, because he didn't know what those things were.

Fang Yu has a good figure, with broad shoulders and long legs, not too muscular, lean and fit. He looked at the puddle on his lower abdomen and said, "It's hard for me to move when you're asleep. Go take a shower, put your clothes on, the teacher has been waiting in the lounge for a long time, how about eating together later?"

Yu osmanthus looked at Fang Yu's long black hair when he got up, and said, "No, I want to wash it with my father too."

Osmanthus yu can't stop teasing people. Now that I know why the insect king pretends to be Yu You, and what Fang Yu is afraid of now, if I don't take the opportunity to tease Fang Yu, I will feel sorry for Osmanthus osmanthus all those years because of Fang Yu. Gloomy and depressed mood.

When Fang Yu heard the mermaid talk like this, he refused, saying: "Be obedient, Dad will come out soon."

Yu osmanthus rolled her eyes at Fang Yu in her heart, but actually opened her hands and said, "Daddy hug."

If the white-haired mermaid begging for a hug is photographed, it might be worth hundreds of millions of favorites and reposts. Fang Yu's eyes darkened, and he walked over to hug the mermaid and said, "Take a bath?"

Yu Osmanthus easily achieved the result he wanted, saying: "I will do whatever my father does."

"Together." The white-haired mermaid circled the worm king's neck, and his eyes fell on the bite mark on the worm king's pale skin. It was bitten by him last night, and the wound hadn't healed yet. One can imagine the sullen Fang Yu's heart Maybe I hope there are more imprints...

——Very good, satisfy you.

Osmanthus osmanthus was brought into the shower cubicle. The cubicle was separated by several sides of glass and was very open. Next to it was the terrace, where you could see bread-like clouds and countless high and low buildings.

"Then simply charge, okay?" The insect king held the mermaid's waist, and the mermaid was almost hanging on Fang Yu's body, because the mermaid's tail could not support him to stand up, so he could only 'stand' in this way .

But such a close-fitting method can't take a good bath at all. When the shower was turned on, Yu Osmanthus put forward her own opinion and said, "Dad, why don't you put your arms around me, and I'll wash it for you?"

—Of course not!

But Fang Yu said, "Okay."

So, Yu osmanthus picked up her hand and began to caress Fang Yu's body through the water splash, from the firm chest muscles to the sexy abdominal muscles, and finally to the big guy who seemed to have been up all night and didn't go away, stroking back and forth .

Fang snorted depressingly, freed a hand to grab Yu Guixi's wrist, and said, "Okay, it's done."

Osmanthus yu lost the grip of one hand, and was about to fall limply to the ground, but was pulled back by Fang Yu again, and the two collided with each other, with a 'pop' sound, which aroused countless reveries.

This shower was a mess for the two of them.

Yu osmanthus made troubles with innocent expressions, while Fang Yu had no choice but to endure, and even felt that his little Yu really loved Yuyou a little more, and liked to be in close contact with Yuyou so much...

When the King of Worms went downstairs with his precious mermaid to meet the admissions director from the Interstellar Academy, the admissions director Emma was already very impatient, the kind who wanted to leave every minute, and he even thought about waiting a little longer. , When the insect king comes, you must express your dissatisfaction!

But when the Insect King really stood in front of her, Emma couldn't say a word, she stood up straight, like a soldier waiting for inspection: "Your Majesty!" His voice was unbelievably loud.

"Mmm." The King of Worms replied lightly, put the beautiful white-haired mermaid on the sofa, and said, "Mister has been waiting for a long time."

"No, no, it won't be long, I just came here." After saying this, Emma wanted to slap herself.

The insect king didn't care about Emma's mood at all. He said to the new butler next to him, "Bring some biscuits and milk over here."

The housekeeper stepped back respectfully, and came back with a tray after a while, and placed the exquisite milk cup and cute biscuits in front of Osmanthus osmanthus.

This is Osmanthus Yu's daily breakfast for the past month.

To be honest, Osmanthus osmanthus is tired of eating, why is the food of the Zerg people so monotonous? !Hasn't Fang Yu, who has lived on Earth for so many years, thought about liberating the taste of his people? !

Yu osmanthus narrowed her eyes in dissatisfaction, took a piece of biscuit to Fang Yu's mouth and said, "Try it yourself."

After Fang Yu ate it, he said, "Very good, what's the problem?"

Osmanthus Yu said: "The problem is getting serious. I want to eat beef noodles, fried dough sticks, soy milk fritters, small dumplings and braised eggs." When I was a star, I didn't even need to say anything, Fang Yu had already sent my younger brother to buy it back, and I didn't bring heavy samples every day.

So during the years when she lived in junior high school and high school, it was the days when Osmanthus osmanthus was raised and almost wasted, and it was also the days when osmanthus osmanthus was eroded by Fang Yu's pervasive love.

Osmanthus yu is a very independent person, but he is lazy enough, so in many cases, he indulges Fang Yu's pressing on her life step by step.

At that time, one of them wanted to control the other's world, and the other one looked indifferent and waited to be eaten.

Now it's the other way around, one is trying to control himself not to do any horrible things to the other, but the other is hooking his tail to make trouble.

"This won't work. Your physical examination report came out. It lacks a lot of nutrients. Small biscuits are breakfast for mermaid children. You have to eat them for two years to keep up with the rhythm of mermaids of the same age." The insect king also picked up a small biscuit and put it in the mermaid. On the textured lips, she said, "Otherwise, I won't grow taller."

Yu Osmanthus fragrans was restrained by this sentence, he didn't want to be tall, just a small toothpick underneath, if the height was much shorter than Fang Yu, then he couldn't bear it.

Yu osmanthus knew very well that it would be impossible for that little toothpick of hers to attack Fang Yu, and there would be a estrus period coming, so she must be the one to be invaded again.

He hasn't forgotten his tragic first two times. Although the recovery process of the second time didn't make him suffer, there was still a shadow. He thought that if he was stronger, he would probably be fucked in the estrus period later. And suffer less.

For this reason, Osmanthus yu ate biscuits peacefully again.

Emma, ​​who witnessed how His Majesty the Insect King coaxed the mermaid with her own eyes, said that it was really eye-opening. The relationship between the father and son is no different from the object, because just by looking at the eyes, Emma thinks that these two people are very tricky.

"By the way, sir, let's go after afternoon tea with us. I will send my baby to school with my husband." The insect king put several biscuits in his palm, and let the mermaid eat his hand while serving the mermaid. , and said to Emma, ​​"If Xiaoyu lives on campus, he hopes to be with a more docile person, preferably a mermaid."

"Of course, of course." Emma smiled and said, "We have already prepared a roommate for the little prince. He is a mermaid who already has a fiancé."

"The mermaid who is about to grow up can tell the prince how to get along with the male and how to deal with physical problems. It is very friendly. Your Majesty can rest assured."

Fang Yu couldn't be relieved, he just tried to let himself go.

— let go to a certain extent.

"Huh? Who is his fiancé?" The insect king probably watched too many dog-blooded TV series at [-] o'clock with Xiao Yu on the earth, so he is very familiar with the bloody love-hate entanglement in a dormitory.

This kind of dog blood must be prevented from happening!

"Oh, it's the son of the general of the Dragon Clan Alliance. They made a marriage contract three years ago. This year, the mermaid will get married as soon as they reach adulthood." Emma is an old single dog, but when it comes to other people getting married, she is happier than herself.

Today, when the birth rate in the interstellar world is getting worse, nine out of ten males cannot find a wife, so no matter how bad they are, they are full of love for Dan Dan.

Maybe it’s because of the different structure, anyway, apart from the Earthlings and Keviians, aliens from other galaxies or races are all laying eggs. Eggs will develop in the mother’s body for a year, and after they are born, they need the love and care of their parents for a month. Will break the shell.

The little cubs who are still eggshells actually already have thinking, so there are many egg training classes on Interstellar, so that children can learn and communicate from the eggshell period.

After listening for a long time, Osmanthus yu finally finished her nutritious breakfast. She interrupted the conversation between Fang Yu and Emma and said, "Then what do I need to learn? Can I participate in the annual hunting?"

Emma was hesitating how to reject this spoiled little mermaid, when she heard the insect king say, "No."

Emma breathed a sigh of relief and explained: "That's right, you are still young, little prince. The main task now is to learn the knowledge in the book, understand the history of the four major races, learn how to take care of yourself, and cultivate your interests."

Yu Guixi said: "Then do I have any offensive lessons? Can I take mecha lessons?"

Emma glanced at the Worm King again, and said, "Well...you can try it when you can stand up, little prince."

The female mermaid is completely different from the male mermaid. The male mermaid crawled out of the explosive pile intact, while the female mermaid will be sick for a month if she is startled.

Emma can't be provoked, so the best way is to promise vaguely, but she will never let the mermaid touch any dangerous courses.

"You can't." But the Insect King said directly, "But baby, if you want to see it, I can take you in. I control the mecha, and you control me."

"Then dad, are you my mecha?"

"I am your mech."

"Father, you are so kind." The mermaid snuggled up, folded her tail, half-kneeled, and kissed the worm king's lips, but the force of the attack might be too strong, and the worm king was knocked down at once, the white-haired mermaid The strands of hair were intertwined with the black hair of the Worm King, "I want to reward Dad..."

Fang Yu was pressed down, and his hands protected the mermaid from falling under the sofa.

Emma's eyes widened, and she felt as if she had discovered some secret that was about to be silenced.

Osmanthus Yu untied the thin straps on her mermaid skirt, and the skirt slipped down immediately, revealing the beautiful mermaid chest. Emma who was at the side immediately avoided and was taken away by the butler smoothly.

Yu Osmanthus said: "Father, you can bite me casually, just like I bit you yesterday, you can get revenge, and I won't be angry."

Fang Yu chuckled: "What kind of reward is this?"

Yu osmanthus licked the corners of his lips, his lowered eyebrows and eyes were full of charm, he moved himself up a few times by the way, and let the small tip on his chest rub against the thin lips of the insect king.

The little tip protruded out from the stimulation, which was very attractive.

The mermaid said: "Here, tell me, is this a reward?"

Fang Yu felt that he was about to lose control...

"Come on..." The mermaid's small tip is full of elasticity, as if it is hard enough to suck something out of it.

Fang Yu's sanity collapsed, his golden pupils shrank suddenly, and he turned the mermaid over and pressed him under him...