Everyone I kiss falls in love with me [Interstellar]

It's like a couple getting divorced but keeping their children secret, or a relationship breaking up but insisting on pretending to be a loving dog.

The situation is very complicated.

From Yao Sanxia's point of view, this is really a happy family. His father's name is Fang Yu. He is a rich and powerful man with a mysterious background. Just like full.

My mother is a very handsome young man in every move. She is glamorous when she is not smiling, and cute when she is smiling. She is wearing an off-white vest and sitting cross-legged on the carpet. She is holding her face with one hand and stretching out her fingers to tease her. She is sitting on a table wrapped in toilet paper. A small Zhengtai about ten centimeters high.

The two children are very cute. The green-eyed child wraps the toilet paper from his shoulder to under the creaking hole of the other arm, as if wearing a white skirt.

The red-eyed troublemaker tore off the toilet paper, asked his mother to wipe off the egg liquid on his wings, and then flew away, patrolling the whole room for a while, and finally focused on his mother's racerback vest The two points highlighted above, ask Dad: "I'm hungry."

Elf-like Zhengtai has curly hair. I don't know who inherited it. Both parents have straight hair.

The father, who was watched by the red-eyed elf, looked at the elf's fingers, saw the little tip of the mother's top, and said, "No."

"Why?!" The red-eyed elf frowned and patted his chubby belly. Just as he was about to reprimand his parents for being irresponsible, he saw the little gnat under his belly, soft like a bug, so The red-eyed elf became interested, and showed his mother a spiral performance in mid-air, saying, "Look, mom! Am I so good?"

Yu Guixi looked at Xiao Zhengtai dangling in the air, turning her little Jiji into a propeller, and suddenly laughed out loud, expressing her admiration for the scene where the adult sat up with hot eyes: "It's so cute."

The red-eyed elf blushed shyly. Looking into her mother's eyes, she also admired: "Mom, do you want to learn? I'll teach you. Mom must be very good-looking."

Yu Osmanthus resolutely refused: "That's unnecessary, let him do it."

The little boy with red eyes looked at Fang Yu with dead fish eyes, and said: "No, he doesn't want me to drink milk (nei) milk (nei), I have already decided not to talk to my father."

Yu Osmanthus gave Fang Yu a teasing look, but did not talk too much.

The little lady with green eyes was quiet and well-behaved. She lay on the top of Osmanthus yu's head and made a nest for herself to continue sleeping. Osmanthus yu took the little guy off her head, put the twins together, and said, "Okay, don't worry about it." Naughty, sit down, I have something to ask you."

The two young ladies stared at Osmanthus Yu with watery eyes, then suddenly tilted their heads at the same time, bouncing their soft light gray short curly hair, and said in unison: "Mom, tell me."

Sweet osmanthus Yu was so cute that she almost forgot what to say. She glanced at Yao Sanxia who was sitting on the left, and said, "Sanxia, ​​do you have anything to say?"

There was a large bowl of fruit salad in front of Yao Sanxia. For this, he missed the opportunity to become the father of this worm, and he didn't know whether it was God deliberately playing him or playing with him.

But Yao Sanxia smiled and said, "I... think it's very cute, better than Hou Wei."

Osmanthus Yu thought about Hou Wei, and said, "I think it's dangerous. Didn't George say that Hou Wei was the size of a normal baby before, but he grew up to his current height in just a few years? They wouldn't do the same, would they? "

Yao Sanxia also looked very worried, and said, "Then what should we do now? Maybe this is telling us, or should we send these two little guys to the laboratory?"

"No." Yu Osmanthus frowned slightly, he looked at the red-eyed lady who was sitting on the table, and immediately began to look around at the red-eyed lady who was holding a piece of apple gnawing, and the green-eyed lady who was still cute and tilted her head to look at him, and said, "I think they shouldn't be subjected to experiments like Hou Wei's. They don't understand anything. They are so young and shouldn't be locked in a cage."

"But they will grow up." Yao Sanxia was still regretting why she missed such a good opportunity, but now she is trying to destroy the connection between Yu Osmanthus and Fang Yu brought by this insect egg.

He went back to the original idea that he was going to eat the two twins that hatched from the bug eggs.

Manya made an agreement with him that each person would eat one piece, and in the end the two of them would have the same amount. No matter who they are, both of them have the power to wait, and no one will surpass the other, so no one will die. , they will coexist peacefully.

But now this bug egg belongs to him, he can get two fragments at once!

Manya doesn't know yet...

"What I mean is, didn't the researcher want to hire Brother Yu to be your consultant? You can take care of the two of them, right?" Courtyard, so Brother Yu won't blame himself.

The prototype of Yao Sanxia's plan has come out, but the 'parents' of the two little guys seem to disagree.

Fang Yu looked at Yao Sanxia, ​​and after getting along with him for this period of time, he could see that this person was strangely timid and young, harmless and very clingy, and the most important thing was that he did not feel the fluctuation of the energy core fragments.

Of course, Fang Yu was not at ease about this either, he knew that some splintered bodies had enough power to conceal his whereabouts, and Yao San Xia Guang's liking for Osmanthus fragrans was already very attractive to Fang Yu.

Because Fang Yu knew that all his split bodies would have this characteristic.

Whether you have met Osmanthus Yu or not, you will always have such a person in your heart, and rely on your intuition to approach the direction where Osmanthus Yu is, until you see the real person, that is the moment when the emotions that have accumulated for a long time erupt.

Not a single fission could escape.

"I agree." But today, Fang Yu said to Yao Sanxia, ​​a suspected splinter, "I agree with what he said, there are unknown people who are obviously recovering these extraterrestrial objects and putting them in civilians." It is too dangerous among the common people, and if it is discovered and posted on the Internet, or photographed by the media, it will be a disaster."

"Yes, I believe that if you can go to the laboratory occasionally to see Hou Wei and these two little guys, ensure their safety, and try your best to obtain a certain comfortable environment for them, you know that too. After all, we are not the same species as them, who knows when they will go crazy?" Yao Sanxia said.

Fang Yu also said: "Little fish, what do you think?"

Originally, he was prepared that Osmanthus Yu would not care about him, but who knew that God made such a joke and gave him two gifts like this.

These are Fang Yu's two fingers, the ring finger and the little finger. It stands to reason that they should have been hatched and dispersed in two eggshells respectively, but they were placed in the same eggshell for unknown reasons, creating such a The twins come.

Fang Yu is also quite confused about his bloodline. He doesn't know why such a super tall and miniature creature was created, but it doesn't matter, as long as it is useful.

Furthermore, he agreed to Yao Sanxia's proposal not because he really agreed with Yao Sanxia's reason.

He just didn't want such a woman by Yu Guixi's side.

For an overly obvious target like this, it is better to send it away, the farther the better, as long as his little fish is not involved.

Yu Guixi looked at the two colleagues who wanted to send the grandparents away, and first said to Yao Sanxia: "But I think it's better to leave it with me for the time being. I don't believe anyone now." He smiled and continued Said, "I can't be there all the time in the laboratory, and the black shadow knows that the egg is gone, and will definitely find it again, so I can catch him."

"The murderer who killed Ye Xing took something from Ye Xing, and I think what he wants will be on them." When Osmanthus Yu said this, she looked at Fang Yu with a shallow smile, almost looking at him. not see.

"Okay, now if you want to report on me, you can just call the people in the research institute directly, or you can call Team Zhang." Yu Osmanthus slipped the two little guys into the palm of her hand, and looked at the two little guys. Flapping their wings, they stood on their own shoulders. It was obvious that the two little guys understood their conversation, and they were unwilling to leave Yu Osmanthus.

Yao Sanxia heard Yu Guixi's words with a wry smile and said, "Brother Yu, you don't have to say that and I won't tell the truth, but I still don't think it's safe. If they suddenly reveal that they don't match the character you see now, everything about them now They are all aliens in disguise, but what should we do if they are actually coming to invade the earth?"

"You villain!" The red-eyed little Zhengtai flew down, pulled out the small silver fork stuck on the fruit and said, "I'm going to fight you!"

But soon Yu Osmanthus grabbed her little feet and dragged her back, saying: "Don't be rude, Uncle Yao watched you be born."

The little green-eyed Mrs. Zheng, who was standing in Yu Guixi's right ear, said aggrievedly, "But they are bad, and bad people should be punished."

Yu osmanthus is also a little uncertain, but if you want to do anything, you will definitely not be able to succeed.

If you want to get it, you must take risks. Nothing is delivered directly to you.

Oh, and if you have a brother who can cover the sky with one hand, it's another.

But Osmanthus Yu is dealing with an extraterrestrial event this time, and his brother who is hanging on the sky may not be able to take care of this matter, but don't forget that his brother is also a problem person now, and there are many weird things about him. .

"No, no, I'm on your... mother's side." Yao Sanxia quickly compromised, and he had no reason not to compromise with Yu Osmanthus.

Osmanthus Yu didn't care what the little guys called her. Sometimes it would be artificial to stick to some titles. He didn't care, and it wasn't true anyway.

But he didn't think that sometimes addressing is also a hub to express relationship and connect feelings. Every time you call, your feelings can be added.

Fang Yu understood this truth, if these two young ladies were there, his relationship with Yu Osmanthus would definitely improve, but he still said: "No, you have to send them away, they don't belong here."

"Then they belong to the laboratory?" Yu Osmanthus stood up, walked into Yao Sanxia's bedroom, and said to Yao Sanxia as she walked, "I'll borrow a bag."

Yao Sanxia said hesitantly: "That... I didn't..."

"Then borrow a coat with pockets." He wanted to put the two little guys in the pockets and take them away.

Yao Sanxia has nothing to stand for. She was obedient and used to help choose a coat. Now it is late summer, and it is approaching night, so it is cooler, so wearing a thinner coat will not look weird.

But when Osmanthus Yu put on the loose coat and said to the two little guys lying on top of her head, "Come in.", the two little guys got into his collar like a ignited rocket. , and then revealed two small heads.

"Wait, I'm talking about the inside of the pocket." Yu Guixi was helpless, he felt that if these two little guys were not pretending to be like this, they would be really cute.

Since breaking out of their shells, these two little guys have been learning the way they speak, the language and recognizing various things, observing what they do and guessing what it is, with super learning ability.

It's just that they don't learn enough right now.

The red-eyed girl said coquettishly, "No, I want to be here, so I promise to be good."

The green-eyed Zhengtai echoed, "I want to be here too, Mom."

The two little milk voices made Yu Muxi's ears go soft. It felt like raising two small animals, and she felt that it didn't matter. She zipped up the zipper and was about to leave, saying: "Sanxia, ​​if you want, If you want to see them, come to me, after all, this is what you found first."

Yao Sanxia automatically translated this sentence in her mind: Come to my bedroom if you want.

So blushing, he picked his own face and said, "Okay, definitely."

Osmanthus Yu was about to leave, and Fang Yu didn't need to stay here. He stood up, put on his shoes and chased after him. When the elevator was about to close, his fingers happened to be in the middle, and then he opened his hands and went in.

Osmanthus Yu smiled at this person a few times before because of the little guy in the worm's egg, but now when they meet, she only thinks about the picture of herself sitting on Fang Yu's body stupidly and asking this person to kill her...

What a fool.

He didn't know why he was so excited, but he should be so excited after Ye Xing died...

But it was still wrong, Osmanthus Yu could not see through Fang Yu in the past.

Now, he can't even see through himself.

He has been brainwashing himself to forget Fang Yu, hate Fang Yu, and ignore Fang Yu, but every time it comes to a critical moment, Fang Yu still seems to exist in his heart, as if he never left.

This is a very bad thing for him.

Just because he discovered that Fang Yu might really be a murderer, an out-and-out pervert, and maybe not a human being...

He can't take it...

"Little fish, listen to me..." Fang Yu didn't want to use strong methods to do anything, even though he had a strong desire to control Yu Osmanthus, he couldn't do that now.

"I don't listen." Yu Osmanthus leaned against the corner of the wall, looked at the young man who was half a head taller than her in front of her, and looked at herself in the other's eyes.

"Okay, if you don't listen, I'll tell you my story." Fang Yu trapped the osmanthus osmanthus between himself and the wall with both hands, and organized his words. On his always cold and restrained face, a slight smile appeared, and said, "I It won't hurt you, it's really not good for you to leave these two things, I hope you are safe."

"Stay away from me, and I'll be safe."

"Don't be silly, I said I will come back, so I come back; I also said a lot, I will fulfill them one by one, when the matter is over, I will explain everything to you, it doesn't matter if you don't understand now, you Just understand."

"I don't want to understand."

"Anyway, I will go with me later and give these two things to others, whoever holds them will do."

Yu Guixi laughed angrily: "Anyone can do it, but I can't?" His smile is always exciting.

"Yes, but you can't."

—Are you a tyrant?

But Yu Osmanthus didn't say those words, she suddenly frowned and grabbed Fang Yu's clothes, resting her head on Fang Yu's shoulder lightly, humming.

Fang Yu subconsciously put his arms around Osmanthus Yu, and asked, "What's wrong?"

Yu osmanthus wrinkled Fang Yu's clothes, hissed, and said, "What are you doing? Don't bite..."

Xiao Yu's voice trembled slightly, he didn't know if it was pain or something else ran through his body.

And Fang Yu instantly understood what those two little guys had done, and asked, "Where did they bite you?"

With tears in the corners of Yu Guixi's eyes, she angrily reached out and grabbed the small spot on Fang Yu's chest, but it turned out to be too strong, and she couldn't even pull it: "What do you think?!"

Fang Yu didn't think it was so funny anymore, he lowered his voice seriously and said to the two little monsters in Osmanthus Yu's clothes, "Come out, he has no milk."