Everyone I kiss falls in love with me [Interstellar]

After Osmanthus yu discharged the enema liquid from her stomach, she felt a lot more relaxed.

When he took out those things, he didn't let his brother watch, otherwise he would feel ashamed. When he thought it was all right, he got into the bathtub and poured red wine for himself while taking a bath.

The bathtub is a two-person bathtub, and it is an enlarged version customized by Yu You. Because ordinary two-person bathtubs are used by couples, and women have small skeletons, if two men lie in it, it will definitely be crowded.

Yu You waited for Osmanthus Yu to say 'OK', then walked in again, put away all the things used for enema before, took off her bathrobe, and went directly into the bathtub to sit opposite Osmanthus Yu.

Yu osmanthus stepped on her brother's abs in retaliation, but Yu You caught her and grabbed it out of the bubble. Seeing that Yu osmanthus's toenails seemed to have grown a bit, she said, "Sit over here." , cut your nails."

Yu osmanthus said helplessly, "Brother, are you my brother or my nanny?"

Yu You stared at Yu You, who quickly surrendered, turned around and sat down on Yu You's lap, and then almost nestled in Yu You's arms, then curled up her legs and put her wet feet Ya put it in Yu You's palm and said, "Okay, okay, come on, I'm afraid of you..." He said it as if he spoiled his brother too much.

The two of them were skin-to-skin and intimate, so Yu You took out the nail clippers from the small drawer next to her, while talking to her younger brother who seldom contacted her recently: "Well, what did you do a few days ago? A phone call They didn't even call me."

Yu osmanthus is actually quite ticklish. He watched his brother's hand holding his foot, then pinched the big toe, cut off the softened nail bit by bit, and said, "Actually... what happened this time is very painful. Strange, do you know Ye Xing?"

Yu You gave a faint 'hmm', and the voice rang in Osmanthus Yu's ears, making Osmanthus Yu's ear sockets feel numb from the shock.

"This time, his nanny was killed in a strange way. The nanny was dismembered, the palm of his right hand was cut into pieces, and then frozen in the refrigerator."

"After a series of things later, I found out that the murderer was a girl." Yu osmanthus said here, smiled, and said, "Brother, don't move around, I'm itchy." Anyone who scratched the soles of osmanthus yu's feet would die laughing.

Yu You almost sighed and smiled softly: "And then?"

"Then?" Yu Guixi said, "It's dead, that girl is dead, and Fang Yu killed her by mistake. All the clues and motives are unknown, and the case is closed."

"Unhappy?" Yu You just cut off the baby brother's right foot and patted the other's calf, and the other party consciously stretched out the other white leg out of the water and handed it to him.

"Of course, this case is not over at all, it's just that there is no other way, so I came back, and..."

"And what?" Yu You asked.

Osmanthus Yu originally wanted to talk about that person Ye Xing, but after thinking about it, she couldn't tell Yu You how she knew that Ye Xing was probably not a human being.

"It's okay." Yu Osmanthus changed the subject, "By the way, bro, where did you get that tail?" He turned around teasingly.

After doing an enema before, the enema liquid had to stay in his stomach for 15 minutes. He couldn't hold it back, so my brother gave him an anal plug with a long white tail.

That thing is very weird, but Yu Osmanthus also knows that it is specially used for lovers' games, so does his brother have it?

Or is it that his brother not only likes to take pictures of him, but also likes to have sex with others?Or is it that his brother has a lover?

There are many questions in Yu Guixi's head, and he himself prefers to have a private space, so he will not ask everything without covering it up.

He had to wait for his brother to tell him himself.

Yu You looked at Osmanthus Yu's black hair, and moved her eyes from the black hair to Osmanthus Yu's round and fair shoulders, which had a slightly muscular outline, beautiful without words.

"The pajamas I bought for you as a gift." Yu You was lying.

He bought that set of pajamas mainly because he saw the cat's tail. Like many times before, he bought rabbit outfits, puppy outfits, and little tigers, little lions, etc. Unfortunately, the tails are not needed. .

This time it was an accident, a beautiful accident.

"That's right, I haven't accepted the punishment today, but brother, let's forget about today, let's treat the tail as a punishment, I'm sleepy." Yu osmanthus knows when, where, and who to act coquettishly, so he What he wanted, what he longed for, he got.

While putting the nail clippers back into the small drawer, Yu You took the red wine from Osmanthus Yu's hand, drank it at the same position, and said, "Yes, but you haven't finished talking to your brother yet..."

"What's the matter?" Yu Osmanthus asked, the ends of his black hair were wet, sticking to the sides of his face and the back of his neck, no matter from which angle he looked, he looked like a vicious guy who would tempt people to commit crimes.

As soon as Yu Guixi finished asking, she smiled and said, "Oh, I know, it's about Soi Ying, I've said it many times, and I really don't know him."

"No, it's Ye Xing."

Yu You shook the red wine in the wine glass, and after finishing speaking, her arms felt empty, Yu Osmanthus osmanthus got out of his arms, stood up, her round buttocks flashed in front of his eyes, and was wrapped in a towel, his younger brother came out of the bathtub Go out and ask him: "Ah, actor, what's the matter?"

"I saw the text message he sent you. What is your relationship with him?" Yu You is now a parent again. What he did before was ironic to him now, but he didn't care about it. He only cared about whether he let Yu Osmanthus stay by his side.

forever……

Osmanthus Yu froze for a moment, then frowned slightly: "Have you looked at my phone?"

"Well, you asked me to help you get back the clothes from the rooftop, and the phone by the way."

"But my phone has a password." Yu Guixi was upset, "I'll change it later."

Yu You also came out of the bathtub, and the water splashed from his strong and fit body to the ground. When he was walking, the uniquely big thing underneath also swayed and patted on his legs, which was very heavy.

Yu You didn't wrap the bath towel around his waist, he pushed Yu Osmanthus osmanthus, who was pretending to be angry, under the shower head, and said, "Okay, rinse off the bubbles and go to bed quickly, I won't ask you about Ye Xing for now , but if you are sure you want to be with him, remember to bring it back and have a meal with me."

Osmanthus Yu smiled and said, "Understood, when have I never brought my boyfriend back to show you? You're not picky about people here and there, and you're so frightened that they think they're going to marry into our house haha." The young man talked about this I still think it's quite funny, he and Yu You are really not worth arguing about the phone, and besides, there really aren't many secrets in his phone.

His biggest secret is never written on paper or in his phone, only in his heart.

After the two washed up, they went out together, and the helper just mopped the floor, and the downstairs was quiet, only a few small wall lamps were left.

Osmanthus Yu went upstairs, stood outside the corner and said to her brother who was about to watch TV for a while: "Brother, I won't go to work in the police station for the time being, and I will go to school tomorrow. They invited me to give a speech before. I have a lot of time now, do you want to come to the first class?"

Yu You replied: "Well, go."

Yu osmanthus asked again: "Brother, where did you put my phone? I'll see if I can let Ye Xing come over to listen tomorrow."

Yu You's eyelids drooped slightly, she blinked slowly, and said, "Your room."

"Okay, I'm going to sleep. Good night, brother." Yu Osmanthus left, and the whole hall changed from a warm and pleasant atmosphere just now to a cold one.

Yu You looked at the huge home theater screen, her black eyes were illuminated by the screen, but she didn't read the content on it at all.

Next to his ears is the sound of the grandfather clock shaking, once and for all, and gradually very slowly, as if time has been cut, every second has been cut into ten thousand parts, and he exists in one of these ten thousand parts Inside one feels the stillness of time.

who are you?

Someone asked him through endless time.

Yu You immediately cut off this mysterious feeling, turned off the TV, and went upstairs to her room.

He will never answer this question.

Who is he?

He is Yu Osmanthus' elder brother, that's all.

And Yu Osmanthus looked at the text message on the phone in his room first, and found that it was really a greeting from Ye Xing, talking nonsense, such as I was filming, and it was a pity that no one came to the set; she said that she saw some clouds that looked like a Ji; but Osmanthus fragrans doesn't feel bad, these words are very cute.

The last one Ye Xing asked him:

When you are free, have a meal together.

Yu osmanthus didn't return, he threw the phone back on the bed, and decided to go directly to visit the studio when he had time, anyway, as long as he asked his brother to make a random call, someone would come out and invite him in regardless of whether they were in use or not.

This is one of the many benefits of being Yu You's younger brother - privilege.

At this moment, he looked around for a place where he could tie himself up or restrain him.

He has to ensure that after the soul exchange, the other soul will not use his body to do strange things, or see what he looks like.

The wardrobe seems to be a good place, but how to get it?

He had to lock himself up so that his elder brother could not discover his abnormality. He wanted himself to come out safely after the soul exchange, but the other party couldn't.

Osmanthus Yu thought for a long time but there was no better way, and finally decided to use the old method, first put a ball of towel into his mouth, in case the shadow would yell when he was in his body, and then hid the key of the handcuffs in the Only where he knew, his legs were tied and handcuffed to the head of the bed.

When everything was ready, he closed his eyes and said silently: the soul exchange began.

Helping people choose to surrender is really the best way of salvation, isn't it?

Yu osmanthus smiled.

This smile was kept until the exchange was successful, and then he couldn't wait to get up from the bed and ran to the bathroom, wanting to reveal what Sombra looked like...

Because the person in the fucking mirror is not a dark shadow with black hair at all, but Manya with brown hair and blue eyes!

And this guy actually sleeps naked!

In his hand, he was still grabbing the... lace fat time that he had left in the bathroom cubicle of the building? ! !

——Hey, little pervert!

——Wait, then can't I exchange souls with Sombra? ? ?

Yu osmanthus hasn't figured out the rules of his soul exchange ability yet, but this doesn't stop him from being angry. He looked at the lace fat times he was holding in his hands, and also looked at Manya Qi's muscular figure in the glasses. He smiled with a thought of some bad idea.

As if a pampered kitten of yesteryear is ready for mischief...